[13/10/2019, 21:57:33] Glasgow chat mkII: ‎Messages to this group are now secured with end-to-end encryption.
[13/10/2019, 21:57:33] ‎‪+44 7932 795038‬ created this group
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[13/10/2019, 22:48:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Someone else can explain to these guys am watching a film
[13/10/2019, 22:48:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: New chat, not public, don't be a dick
[13/10/2019, 22:49:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bingo
[13/10/2019, 22:50:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wind ups are allowed but keep It civil
[13/10/2019, 22:50:51] ‎+44 7792 143733 added ‪+44 7584 655253‬
[13/10/2019, 22:52:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And apologise if yi takes it to far
[13/10/2019, 22:52:16] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Hello 👋🏻
[13/10/2019, 22:52:21] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I nuked the other chat btw
[13/10/2019, 22:52:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not like I would know anything about that
[13/10/2019, 22:52:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye was wondering why you booted me
[13/10/2019, 22:52:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But Jen explained
[13/10/2019, 22:52:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hiya Angelina
[13/10/2019, 22:53:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Was shambolic by the end
[13/10/2019, 22:53:41] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I was at a gig when it all went down. 😂
[13/10/2019, 22:53:50] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Lasted longer that I thought it would
[13/10/2019, 22:54:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but at some points I couldn't breathe with laughing
[13/10/2019, 22:54:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Who'd you see?
[13/10/2019, 22:54:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It was a wild ride regardless
[13/10/2019, 22:54:59] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Sojourner
[13/10/2019, 22:55:11] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: And some other band I ain't gonna try and spell
[13/10/2019, 22:56:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice. No idea who they are, but that's not surprising - I'm pretty much stuck in 1950 to around 2004
[13/10/2019, 22:57:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And spend most of my time in the 70s & 80s
[13/10/2019, 22:57:22] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: They are black metal
[13/10/2019, 22:57:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Racism
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[13/10/2019, 22:58:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry am on high alert
[13/10/2019, 22:58:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice
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[13/10/2019, 22:58:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Put the whistle away Aaron!
[13/10/2019, 22:59:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha s
[13/10/2019, 23:00:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right troops I need my bed
[13/10/2019, 23:00:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Night
[13/10/2019, 23:02:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Someone pls link Nikki to Dominic the Christmas donkey if/when she joins
[13/10/2019, 23:03:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Gn 👋🏻
[13/10/2019, 23:45:52] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Whoa so what did I miss
[13/10/2019, 23:52:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Some truly weird shit
[13/10/2019, 23:54:36] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: The chat got nuked?
[13/10/2019, 23:57:43] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah there was a lot going on but the element that exemplifies the whole thing is probably the racist 14 year old spamming surprising amounts of scat porn
[13/10/2019, 23:58:05] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Don’t kinkshame now😂
[13/10/2019, 23:59:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It was just the amount that was surprising. I can only summon so much blood flow at a time
[14/10/2019, 03:18:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Morning
[14/10/2019, 03:38:03] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Morning champ
[14/10/2019, 03:38:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Youi on the nightshift jamie
[14/10/2019, 03:38:40] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Up early
[14/10/2019, 03:38:43] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Aye
[14/10/2019, 03:38:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye just popping in
[14/10/2019, 03:39:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did you manage to read through the old chat
[14/10/2019, 03:40:09] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I did
[14/10/2019, 03:40:16] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I’m glad the purge has happened
[14/10/2019, 03:40:22] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Looked like it was about time
[14/10/2019, 03:41:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I still think it was hilarious
[14/10/2019, 03:49:48] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Sometimes good things should come to an end
[14/10/2019, 03:50:00] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Especially with a wild pedo in the chat
[14/10/2019, 07:09:47] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Morning my dudes, hows everyone doing?
[14/10/2019, 07:10:01] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: "A wild pedo has appeared"
[14/10/2019, 07:17:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Morning 👋🏻
[14/10/2019, 07:19:58] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Morning all, looks like I have some catching up to do... I was offline yesterday
[14/10/2019, 07:40:58] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/dhf8x5/group_chat/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
[14/10/2019, 07:42:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's all fun
[14/10/2019, 07:43:43] ‎+44 7584 655253 added ‪+44 7513 395366‬
[14/10/2019, 07:45:02] ‪+44 7792 143733‬: Was that you @447720595997? I upvoted your ginger biscuit comment but that only took you to 0 likes 🤷🏻‍♀😂
[14/10/2019, 07:49:53] ‎+44 7792 143733 added ‪+44 7493 416773‬
[14/10/2019, 07:51:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye it was him
[14/10/2019, 08:25:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mornin'
[14/10/2019, 08:25:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Another depressing Monday morning. Gonna take at least two coffees to get my spirits up to baseline I think.
[14/10/2019, 08:28:17] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I quit caffeine and now I feel a sort of mild malaise all the time instead of any strong emotions. Worth a try!
[14/10/2019, 08:30:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I quit drinking and dont tend to smoke weed anymore - caffeine is the only vice I have left!
[14/10/2019, 08:31:16] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oof. Life without Guiness is unimaginable
[14/10/2019, 08:36:02] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I smoke too much weed, need to quit for a bit.
[14/10/2019, 08:36:22] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I gave up coffee for 6 months before, worse 6 months ever
[14/10/2019, 08:36:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wish ah had weed
[14/10/2019, 08:37:13] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Get you some when you are down here
[14/10/2019, 08:37:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Down where 😂
[14/10/2019, 08:38:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I smell it every 10 minutes any time I'm in the West end or the city centre, so it can't be hard to find
[14/10/2019, 08:38:05] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Glasgow
[14/10/2019, 08:38:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am in glasgow
[14/10/2019, 08:38:51] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Thought you where still up north
[14/10/2019, 08:39:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw naw
[14/10/2019, 08:39:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am here
[14/10/2019, 08:45:19] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Not gonna lie
[14/10/2019, 08:45:28] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: I fucking love weed, maybe a little too much
[14/10/2019, 08:45:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's all or nothing for me (same with booze), so I don't buy it any more and just have the occasional smoke when I'm meeting up with someone who's still a regular. If I buy it, I smoke it all day every day until its gone. Can't just leave it in the drawer for a rainy day.
[14/10/2019, 08:45:43] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: But I still get shit done and I dont really drink so I think it's all good
[14/10/2019, 08:46:13] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I'm the exact same, addictive personality
[14/10/2019, 08:46:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm a green-out-on-the-couch type
[14/10/2019, 08:46:19] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Story of my life 😂
[14/10/2019, 08:47:13] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: I tried persistently to get into weed but never had a positive experience :(
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[14/10/2019, 08:47:35] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Some of my friends are the same!  They said it makes them feel nauseous and dizzy
[14/10/2019, 08:47:41] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I've been trying to get edibles, where did you get them from?
[14/10/2019, 08:48:11] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Physically I feel fine but I start over thinking deep existential stuff
[14/10/2019, 08:48:16] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: I have some good connections in Edinburgh, first time trying these so will report back
[14/10/2019, 08:48:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's not for everyone, that's for sure
[14/10/2019, 08:48:46] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Well if you fancy sharing the contact pm me 👍🏻
[14/10/2019, 08:49:01] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Yea I used my portugal holiday as a reset, was smoking loads before I left and it made me think some dark shit, I hate when people preach like it's all positive and no negatives
[14/10/2019, 08:49:15] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Haha might do 😂
[14/10/2019, 08:49:56] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Where I've been living for the past month, the stairwell smells of weed literally 100% of the time. Pretty sure someone grows it in their flat.
[14/10/2019, 08:50:27] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: My neighbours definitely smoke it quite a bit too
[14/10/2019, 08:50:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's what I'm like with it these days - basically need to smoke at home on my own to just chill, otherwise I'm a mute just constantly second guessing anything I want to say
[14/10/2019, 08:51:17] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Same. I used to enjoy it but then I started to often feel like it was just a more mentally reclusive version of how I normally feel.
[14/10/2019, 08:51:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Better than the constant stale tobacco smoke smell of the stairwell where I am
[14/10/2019, 08:52:40] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: lol, you without weed sound like me all the time. Never tried weed myself. Only vice I've got is chocolate.
[14/10/2019, 08:53:09] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I prefer the smell of weed, but there's the good for and the less than good type
[14/10/2019, 08:54:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that's basically it for me - less having a laugh at everything and more just disappearing inside my own head
[14/10/2019, 08:55:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oof that sucks man.
Not the chocolate but though. Chocolate rocks.
[14/10/2019, 08:55:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: My bastard neighbours smoke both constantly. Might be kind of accepting of it, but they also seem incapable of understanding which stuff goes in which bin 🤬
[14/10/2019, 08:56:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah yeah that's a recipe for murder if I ever saw one.
[14/10/2019, 08:58:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: This is me, I just collapse on the couch and watch funny tv while eating ice cream. And I love it
[14/10/2019, 09:01:26] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I'm getting better though. I grew up with low self-esteem and then withdrew from society (other than the job) for about 5 years. On the way to recovery now. Lots of scars though, thinking of seeking counseling... Got to just get rid of the stigma in my head
[14/10/2019, 09:01:45] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: And that's enough opening up for today 😅
[14/10/2019, 09:02:41] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Talking to someone is a great way to work through things. just make sure you choose the correct person
[14/10/2019, 09:03:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye some counsellers can be shite
[14/10/2019, 09:04:45] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: True, that one of my excuses for not getting one
[14/10/2019, 09:05:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was quite withdrawn/depressed/anxious for a long time - smoking weed every day definitely was not helping, but I had to mostly stop for the last couple of years to see that. Same with drinking.
But even with the massive leaps dropping those two has made, it's still difficult to go out and interact with new people and the like. I'm always having to push myself out of my comfort zone in order to have a life.
[14/10/2019, 09:05:05] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: btw, @447584655253 thanks for accepting my application for mkii 🙃
[14/10/2019, 09:06:39] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I think it was time to get rid of the other chat, it had a long run 12/04 to 13/10. Lasted longer than most.
[14/10/2019, 09:07:03] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I've had to push myself to drink more to hang out with peers. I've got a love-hate relationship with alcohol. Meaning that I love it but it destroyed my family because my dad's been an alcoholic my entire childhood (and still is)
[14/10/2019, 09:07:09] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Where are you from @447513395366 ?
[14/10/2019, 09:07:23] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I'm from Romania
[14/10/2019, 09:08:00] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Been living in Dover for 10 years though until I came here this September
[14/10/2019, 09:08:40] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: What you up to in Glasgow?
[14/10/2019, 09:08:56] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Just started uni at gcu
[14/10/2019, 09:09:10] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Electrical engineering
[14/10/2019, 09:09:17] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Awesome, well I hope you enjoy Glasgow.
[14/10/2019, 09:09:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Having to drink to have a good time is one of lifes great fallacies. It is difficult to break out of the shell when your sober, but it's usually just that first hour - ie the time you'd spend on that first drink or two anyway
[14/10/2019, 09:10:39] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: My problem is if I'm not drunk I'm to judgy of other drunk ppl around me. "That's not funny" etc. So I have to drink too
[14/10/2019, 09:11:35] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Meditation and/or journaling could be good ways to get around that. Self-reflection is incredibly important, I think.
[14/10/2019, 09:12:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh yeah you gotta be able to put up with drunks - I try not to judge because I was probably worse. But if you drink and it helps you and doesn't cause problems, then you do you eh 👍
[14/10/2019, 09:13:15] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Pretty much.
[14/10/2019, 09:13:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Man this is way more deep than the last chat.
[14/10/2019, 09:13:25] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Just because you are on a night out, doesn't mean that you need to be drinking all night, try replacing a few alcoholic drinks with soft drinks if that helps at all
[14/10/2019, 09:14:51] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Sound advice
[14/10/2019, 09:15:00] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I know plenty of folk that don't drink and still enjoy their nights outs.
[14/10/2019, 09:15:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I still love pubs
[14/10/2019, 09:16:31] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: It depends on the group you hang with, I suppose. I played Scrabble for 3 hours the other day at the flying duck (I think it's called) and it was awesome. Very hipster place tho
[14/10/2019, 09:17:18] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: If you are worried about the stigma of not drinking just pretend your lemonade has vodka in it or something
[14/10/2019, 09:17:30] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Flying Duck's great, haven't been there in ages. Thanks for the reminder
[14/10/2019, 09:17:58] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: It as very chill! Loved it
[14/10/2019, 09:18:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Want to play some games, drink one guiness and then switch to soft drinks tonight?
[14/10/2019, 09:19:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I would love to but I already have plans to learn to dance! GU ballroom and Latin dance society is doing Jive tonight
[14/10/2019, 09:20:16] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Sounds like a good night out!
[14/10/2019, 09:21:49] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Any opinions on Maryhill area, or beyond? I'm moving there this weekend. How fucked am I? Glenfinnan drive, to be exact
[14/10/2019, 09:22:42] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I found a flat to myself and it's only 450...
[14/10/2019, 09:24:12] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Glad I'm not the only one who smokes too much lmao
[14/10/2019, 09:25:00] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: I'm the "has been stoned almost every waking moment of her life for the last 6 years" type
[14/10/2019, 09:25:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: One wee £30 bit ever couple of months for me, lasts about a week. Love it but I don’t over do it
[14/10/2019, 09:25:41] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: At work stoned munching on some black pudding rn boyyyy
[14/10/2019, 09:25:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I had a flat lined up in Ibrox for 470, which is probably better than Maryhill, and near the subway. I think Maryhill is probably fine but for similar money you can get closer to the city I reckon
[14/10/2019, 09:26:33] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I went straight to my works cafe and got a roll n sausage and black pudding 🤤
[14/10/2019, 09:26:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That was me ages 19-31
[14/10/2019, 09:26:46] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: 😍😍😍 dream
[14/10/2019, 09:27:17] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: I have people in my life who I've known for years who have never seen me not stoned 😂
[14/10/2019, 09:27:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not even stoned and now I want a roll. Nay, *need* a roll. Off to the canteen I pop...
[14/10/2019, 09:28:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I got a bit of 'wow you've changed' when I was back in NZ recently. Nah mate, just not stoned eh.
[14/10/2019, 09:28:30] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Looking at the map, Maryhill is closer to Caledonian. And I cycle so the canal is very useful. But thanks for the suggestion.
[14/10/2019, 09:28:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye fair enough
[14/10/2019, 09:29:01] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: The lady subletting was very nice to point out all the bad stuff about the area, which made worried
[14/10/2019, 09:29:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Didn't consider a uni commute, was thinking purely of closeness to central
[14/10/2019, 09:29:12] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: No worries
[14/10/2019, 09:29:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Every area has its bad bits
[14/10/2019, 09:30:11] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: True. And I lived in Dover across from a council estate, so I'm used to fights and police being called at least once a month...
[14/10/2019, 09:37:55] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Btw I've no conversed with you lot cause I left the other chat ages ago haha I'm Erin I'm 23 and I'm a stupid weird bitch everyone tell me something interesting about yaselves
[14/10/2019, 09:43:10] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Hi there! leaving that chat early was a brilliant move on your part. I made the mistake of swiping through it in a lift with someone next to me yesterday. I don't think they were looking but I had to quickly nope out
[14/10/2019, 09:44:17] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: I was there at the beginning! When that chat was just two days old! How the mighty have fallen
[14/10/2019, 09:44:25] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: It's seen so much drama hahaha
[14/10/2019, 09:47:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hi! I'm Jase, I'm 33, and I'm a ball bag from NZ who's moved to this, the land of milk and honey.
[14/10/2019, 09:49:56] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Aw I'd die to visit NZ what the hell brought you here!! hahaha
[14/10/2019, 09:50:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I'm Gabriel, I'm 26. Grew up in the US but my parents are English. Thought I'd flex my dual citizenship to escape from Trump. It's a clever move I call "out of the fire and into the frying pan"
[14/10/2019, 09:52:14] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Good choice of relocation tbh 👌👌 my bro has moved to the US and he hates it ahaha
[14/10/2019, 09:55:16] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I moved to Glasgow over summer, have lived all around England, in France, Sweden and Germany too. Speak 3 languages fluently and don't smoke weed (but might have an alcohol problem)
[14/10/2019, 09:56:49] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I'm Alex, I'm 29 and I came here from Romania to steal your jobs. But I'll be in uni for the next (hopefully only) 4 years, so you're safe.
[14/10/2019, 09:57:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Because NZ is a nice place to visit but not a great place to live
[14/10/2019, 09:58:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447950443271 seems like a hop in the right direction at least 😂
[14/10/2019, 09:59:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Please steal our jobs! My company is finding it difficult to find the rights skills in the current market
[14/10/2019, 10:01:31] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: What does your company do?
[14/10/2019, 10:02:11] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Also, I feel like most companies can't find the right people because they don't pay enough.
[14/10/2019, 10:02:41] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Where I worked the past was shit so most people were shit, and the good ones leaving asap
[14/10/2019, 10:02:42] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That doesn't help, but we are not too bad for that
[14/10/2019, 10:02:59] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: The pay*
[14/10/2019, 10:03:22] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I was there for 8 years 😅😅😅
[14/10/2019, 10:03:48] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: We fix factories and warehouses: we talk to a bunch of staff, do studies and data analytics, and present back to the directors what needs to change for them to make more money
[14/10/2019, 10:04:34] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Sounds interesting. So you'd be looking for people with business backgrounds?
[14/10/2019, 10:06:25] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Background can be engineering, business or people with great social skills to get the client to speak and engage with us
[14/10/2019, 10:07:21] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Most specific skills are typically picked up on the job
[14/10/2019, 10:08:49] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Makes sense.
[14/10/2019, 10:17:12] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: I'm not a fan of this whole capitalism thing. Someone win the lottery for me so I can be a socialist youtube personality
[14/10/2019, 10:21:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Just use you 133-|- coding skillz to hack the lottery
[14/10/2019, 10:23:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Or the bank.
balance = balance++ oughta do the trick
[14/10/2019, 10:23:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But 0 incremented by 0 is still 0 😔
[14/10/2019, 10:24:19] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Not if we seize the means of production!
[14/10/2019, 10:24:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣
[14/10/2019, 10:24:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What's the modern equivalent of that? Rip all the fibre out of the ground?
[14/10/2019, 10:25:27] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Whinge on Facebook, I think
[14/10/2019, 10:25:36] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: 1 like = 1 revolution
[14/10/2019, 10:25:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sagely advice
[14/10/2019, 10:26:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cross-posted to twitter and the gram, of course
[14/10/2019, 10:27:56] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: The government shall quake in fear at our snarky spongebob memes
[14/10/2019, 10:31:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And we will gather the revolutionaries with strategically placed tits and arse.
[14/10/2019, 10:39:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Are we doing introductions?
[14/10/2019, 10:40:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mornin Aaron
[14/10/2019, 10:40:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye we were
[14/10/2019, 10:43:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hi am Aaron, am 26, ah moved to glasgiw last year from a place called buckie - which is wedged on between aberdeen and invernesss on the coast. I work offshore but got made redundant on Friday. I speak A LOT of pish, but I think am relatively funny. If I go too far just tell me and al stop and even apologise for my actions
[14/10/2019, 10:43:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The last part of that introduction wouldn't normally be said
[14/10/2019, 10:44:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But taking into consideration the group chat yesterday
[14/10/2019, 10:45:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think it's fairly apt to include in an introduction all things considered lol
[14/10/2019, 10:45:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I dont hold grudges
[14/10/2019, 10:45:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Unleas your name is colin
[14/10/2019, 10:46:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 😂😂 sorry troops.d
[14/10/2019, 10:49:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Good morning to you too
[14/10/2019, 10:54:17] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Well, I'm Brian, 32, lived here all my life. Software engineer by day, nappist by night. I like long walks on the beach, philosophical monologues in the shower, and chocolate.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
[14/10/2019, 10:58:55] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 👏👏👏
[14/10/2019, 11:10:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank you Brian, lovely talk
[14/10/2019, 11:11:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw am fucked btw the industry is in bitebmbrurbthbgrrdhtb
[14/10/2019, 11:11:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In bits due to brexit*
[14/10/2019, 11:11:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s the best autocorrect failure I’ve ever seen
[14/10/2019, 11:11:52] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: 😂 😂 😂
[14/10/2019, 11:11:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I might have to work ONSHORE 🤢🤢🤢🤢
[14/10/2019, 11:12:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I ken it came up suggested and decided to go with it 😂😂😂
[14/10/2019, 11:12:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[14/10/2019, 11:13:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Must have been pished and saved it one time
[14/10/2019, 11:13:06] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Can you not just stay near a beach? Then just dip your toe in the water when you get homesick for the briny deep?
[14/10/2019, 11:13:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That is a very food suggestion however it's not that al miss
[14/10/2019, 11:14:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Save yourself the bother of leaving the house, take a bucket of sea water home and leave it next to your bed
[14/10/2019, 11:14:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its the only working half the year for a respectable wage and being out of the eyes of any management
[14/10/2019, 11:15:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And also the fact I wont be able to add to the getting pished in every UK coastal town list
[14/10/2019, 11:16:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Coupled with the fact I get paid sitting at home doing questionable stuff with myself
[14/10/2019, 11:17:09] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: On a schedule though I hope!
[14/10/2019, 11:17:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However av only been on the job hint for 2 hours
[14/10/2019, 11:17:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So what kinda offshore work do ye do?
[14/10/2019, 11:17:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So maybe my disappointment is premature
[14/10/2019, 11:17:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Deckhand/crane op
[14/10/2019, 11:18:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Google deckhand if your unsure
[14/10/2019, 11:18:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm not sure if that's a safe search at work
[14/10/2019, 11:18:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh wait dEckhand
[14/10/2019, 11:18:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Always on a SCHEDULE
[14/10/2019, 11:19:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Always
[14/10/2019, 11:19:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Haha yes sir
[14/10/2019, 11:19:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Able bodied seaman to ge specific
[14/10/2019, 11:19:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Helmsman
[14/10/2019, 11:19:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck even I have trouble explaining it
[14/10/2019, 11:20:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I just say sailor
[14/10/2019, 11:20:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well then
[14/10/2019, 11:20:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hello, sailor
[14/10/2019, 11:27:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hows u cap'n
[14/10/2019, 11:30:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Guilty as charged
[14/10/2019, 11:32:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Better. The fog of melancholy tends to lift around midday
[14/10/2019, 11:33:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Good stuffs
[14/10/2019, 11:48:04] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: What's with the seemingly random down votes on the sub anyway? Sometimes it feels like there's one wee sphincter goblin down voting everything that isn't pictures of a hill
[14/10/2019, 11:49:36] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s just Reddit for ya
[14/10/2019, 11:52:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oooooo good news
[14/10/2019, 11:53:01] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Yes, Dr Farnsworth?
[14/10/2019, 11:53:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Possibility of a job in 2 weeks
[14/10/2019, 11:53:36] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Nice 😁
[14/10/2019, 11:54:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I would think people seen that post whom were in the group being arseholes and  down voting
[14/10/2019, 11:55:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like a few of the racists and racist apologists would have seen the part mentioning racism and they would have thought it was a dig and downvoted
[14/10/2019, 11:56:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Kinda wish I’d stuck around to see what kicked off
[14/10/2019, 11:56:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🎉🎉🎉
[14/10/2019, 11:56:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Infant believe there was grown men defending a 14 year old boys stance on racism saying using the N word can be banter or used as a joke
[14/10/2019, 11:57:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al never ever forget that as long as I live
[14/10/2019, 11:57:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu was you still part of the group when that was taking place
[14/10/2019, 11:57:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nope, missed it all
[14/10/2019, 11:57:52] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Just banta innit
[14/10/2019, 11:58:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al show u the part
[14/10/2019, 11:58:50] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Must have been on your secret alter ego posting jobby videos. I'm onto you
‎[14/10/2019, 11:58:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
‎[14/10/2019, 11:59:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 11:59:11] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Oh right that Colin guy is an absolute idiot
[14/10/2019, 11:59:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That was just a wee bit of it
[14/10/2019, 11:59:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It was going on for ages but that's just a little snippet
‎[14/10/2019, 12:00:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[14/10/2019, 12:00:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm glad you captured my highlighter ranking preference. The people must know!
[14/10/2019, 12:00:46] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: To be fair there were bad eggs in that chat from when I joined a couple months back
[14/10/2019, 12:01:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: The one video with the Japanese couple made me absolutely boke
[14/10/2019, 12:01:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: .aye he was trying to day we was the bad ones for sta bing someone with an highlighter and doing permanent physical harm
[14/10/2019, 12:01:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dunno what highlighters he used in school but they must have been heavy duty
[14/10/2019, 12:02:41] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: No wee Colin, that's a Stanley knife. Where did you even get that
‎[14/10/2019, 12:05:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
‎[14/10/2019, 12:05:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
‎[14/10/2019, 12:05:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 12:05:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Scarring someone for life with a highlighter
[14/10/2019, 12:06:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was that the 14 year old?
[14/10/2019, 12:07:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If you went to court cause you "stabbed" someone with a highlighter and was racist I think youd get more time for the racism aspect as a highlighter is hardly a deadly weapon
[14/10/2019, 12:07:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye BDJ is the 14 year old
[14/10/2019, 12:08:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He was dm'n me acting wide saying to sort it put face to face then he video called me
[14/10/2019, 12:08:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have a screenshot of said videocall
[14/10/2019, 12:08:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[14/10/2019, 12:08:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who wants to see him?
[14/10/2019, 12:08:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Of course!
[14/10/2019, 12:08:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He looks how you would think he looks
‎[14/10/2019, 12:09:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 12:09:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh wow
[14/10/2019, 12:09:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: My reaction too
[14/10/2019, 12:11:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Had anyone got Colin's number to send that and alert him that was he guy he was defending and agreeing withb
[14/10/2019, 12:11:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've got it. Should I?
[14/10/2019, 12:12:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Naw man it's no worth it
[14/10/2019, 12:12:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Exactly
[14/10/2019, 12:17:12] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Looks like the kind of kid that pretends he's good at fortnite to impress his gran
[14/10/2019, 12:17:40] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Haha no way
[14/10/2019, 12:17:47] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: That's a twist. He was 14
[14/10/2019, 12:18:03] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Actual 14...I thought people were just fucking round
[14/10/2019, 12:18:31] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Whys his head so swollen though
[14/10/2019, 12:19:11] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: How can you gave a receding hairline before your balls even drop?
[14/10/2019, 12:20:04] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: I'm aware I'm sitting here taking the piss out a 14 year old but it's either that or do work.
[14/10/2019, 12:23:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I really really want to wind him up about it tho
[14/10/2019, 12:24:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway
[14/10/2019, 12:24:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He was 14 so you can kind of forgive him for having racist views
[14/10/2019, 12:25:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah man he was born circa 2005 - parents should have known better than that
[14/10/2019, 12:25:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Unless he's just born to trasg
[14/10/2019, 12:25:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Trash
[14/10/2019, 12:25:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But fuck me the guys sticking up for him have actually the same views as a 14 year old boy in terms of race relations and that's fucking embarrassing
[14/10/2019, 12:27:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but at 14 you are rebellious and will probably go against anything urn parents say. My point is he is young and hes not experienced enough in life to see racism first hand. Still a racist regardless but am sure you guys know what I'm trying to say
[14/10/2019, 12:29:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Basically the older guys agreeing with him should be more ashamed than him because they should know better and even have experienced the damaging effects of racism first hand
[14/10/2019, 12:30:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But that mess of a 14 year old was probably trying to be cool. He will learn the hard way hopefully
[14/10/2019, 13:25:59] ‎+44 7792 143733 added ‪+44 7704 270938‬
[14/10/2019, 13:27:09] ‪+44 7792 143733‬: I actually can't believe he was a 14 year old 😫😫😫😫
[14/10/2019, 13:32:23] ‪+44 7704 270938‬: Hello (again) everyone! 😊
[14/10/2019, 13:32:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👋🏻
[14/10/2019, 13:38:09] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Bonjour
[14/10/2019, 13:54:47] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: That picture, Jesus Christ
[14/10/2019, 13:55:37] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: 😂😂
[14/10/2019, 14:01:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Kia ora
[14/10/2019, 14:03:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well I was telling you
[14/10/2019, 14:03:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He said dont tell anyone am 14 or al get kicked out the group
[14/10/2019, 14:04:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was like al keep it secret until we sort this racism thing ourt
[14/10/2019, 14:05:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase
[14/10/2019, 14:05:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marcus
[14/10/2019, 14:06:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And jen
[14/10/2019, 14:06:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well he's been grassed up now hasn't he?
[14/10/2019, 14:06:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We were the first 4 right?
[14/10/2019, 14:06:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw aye I grassed him up last night
[14/10/2019, 14:06:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Something like that
[14/10/2019, 14:07:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well I would like to propose another rule
[14/10/2019, 14:07:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wassat?
[14/10/2019, 14:08:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Before any of the admins add anyone
[14/10/2019, 14:08:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We say something like
[14/10/2019, 14:09:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am about to add jase, all in favour
[14/10/2019, 14:09:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And obviously anyone with a problem with anyone would say something
[14/10/2019, 14:09:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye and we should get their nudes first
[14/10/2019, 14:09:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Make sure they're sound.
[14/10/2019, 14:09:57] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: 😂
[14/10/2019, 14:10:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[14/10/2019, 14:10:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That goes for all admins
[14/10/2019, 14:10:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You don't want my nudes
[14/10/2019, 14:10:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tasteful though they may be
[14/10/2019, 14:11:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And If its yir pal no cunt knows just tekken everyone a bit about them and they can have like a 5 day probation period
[14/10/2019, 14:12:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye tekken battle is a fair way of sorting them out. Which tekken though?
[14/10/2019, 14:12:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I vote tekken 2
[14/10/2019, 14:12:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am wanting this chat to be secure as possible and no chance oh anything shit happening
[14/10/2019, 14:12:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tekken 2 defo
[14/10/2019, 14:12:54] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Tekken 3 was best tekken though
[14/10/2019, 14:13:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Now
[14/10/2019, 14:13:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Unless anyone has serious concerns about jt
[14/10/2019, 14:13:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I know but I had to show off how old school I was. I could have said tekken one, because I'm that old school, but that would have been taking it too far.
[14/10/2019, 14:13:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am away to wind up my best friend colin
[14/10/2019, 14:14:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And if its tekken 3 then I bags playing yoshimitsu
[14/10/2019, 14:14:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Anyway I'm in agreement with that aaron, even without the nudes and tekken battle.
[14/10/2019, 14:28:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw colin blocked me
[14/10/2019, 14:29:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[14/10/2019, 14:30:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: NOVFUCKING WAY
[14/10/2019, 15:23:48] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Thanks for the intros folks
[14/10/2019, 15:24:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I forgot mine
[14/10/2019, 15:24:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I got to know everyone by making dildos
[14/10/2019, 15:24:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s my story
[14/10/2019, 15:25:16] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: I'll never remember what anyone said anyway
[14/10/2019, 15:26:33] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I permanently increased the entropy of the universe by typing out my message only to have it forgotten 😔
[14/10/2019, 15:27:36] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Sorry not sorry 💅😂
[14/10/2019, 15:27:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I remember your dual citizenship flex, it wasn’t totally wasted
[14/10/2019, 15:27:59] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Oh aye that rings a bell
[14/10/2019, 15:29:20] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I try and save folks numbers with something that they said or done in the chat to distinguish them
[14/10/2019, 15:31:26] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Ahh good idea
[14/10/2019, 15:31:59] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: I give everyone alternate names to remember easier
[14/10/2019, 15:32:10] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Yours is Angeleeney 😂
[14/10/2019, 15:32:33] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: 👀
[14/10/2019, 15:37:02] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Yours is Han Solo
[14/10/2019, 15:38:19] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Han is a big part of my life tbf
[14/10/2019, 15:42:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Erin
[14/10/2019, 15:43:56] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: What a nice name
[14/10/2019, 15:45:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yeah
[14/10/2019, 15:48:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Here
[14/10/2019, 15:49:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That 14 year has tracked me on reddit
[14/10/2019, 15:50:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[14/10/2019, 15:50:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just ignore him
[14/10/2019, 15:53:24] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Lol what's his username
[14/10/2019, 15:53:36] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Bet its Luath
[14/10/2019, 15:53:58] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Oops, there I go thinking out loud
[14/10/2019, 15:54:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: What did luath do?
[14/10/2019, 15:54:57] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Just have a look at his post history
‎[14/10/2019, 15:55:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 15:55:23] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: He's what happens when the mentally ill are denied carers
[14/10/2019, 15:57:23] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: https://www.reddit.com/user/luath
[14/10/2019, 15:57:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ye went on the google
[14/10/2019, 15:58:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Loads of downvoted comments but still quite a high total karma count, odd combination
[14/10/2019, 15:58:28] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Does reddit count negative karma?
[14/10/2019, 15:58:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I think so
[14/10/2019, 15:59:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh wait maybe not
[14/10/2019, 15:59:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The ea account isn’t in a negative
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[14/10/2019, 16:02:15] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: That's pretty remarkable how down voted they are
‎[14/10/2019, 16:06:36] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 16:07:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[14/10/2019, 16:08:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cant believe this
[14/10/2019, 16:08:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: His name is
[14/10/2019, 16:09:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: SnakesABoomer
[14/10/2019, 16:09:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye 14 year old
[14/10/2019, 16:12:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Right this suddenly makes more sense then
[14/10/2019, 16:13:05] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Just forget about him, move on, Let him be a wee dick elsewhere.
‎[14/10/2019, 16:13:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 16:14:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
‎[14/10/2019, 16:14:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 16:15:03] ‪+44 7766 547249‬: Why I personally feel like a much bigger person tearing apart a 14 yr old
[14/10/2019, 16:15:36] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Did you not twig at that?
[14/10/2019, 16:15:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye hes no here anymore
[14/10/2019, 16:16:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not until now, I just moved on and didn’t need to think about it again
‎[14/10/2019, 16:17:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
‎[14/10/2019, 16:17:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 16:20:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Whats this pandah think anyway
[14/10/2019, 16:21:08] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: He is a graffiti artist that had been plastering Glasgow with his image of a guy and his jaw out.
[14/10/2019, 16:21:08] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Some weird tag some guy keeps leaving about town
[14/10/2019, 16:21:23] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: It's well drawn but the same thing every time over and over again
[14/10/2019, 16:21:27] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: https://www.instagram.com/ohpandah/
[14/10/2019, 16:21:46] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I said that on that post, I dont mind looking at it but do something different.
[14/10/2019, 16:21:49] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Kind of thing your mate in school who's seriously into electronic music and weed would draw
[14/10/2019, 16:22:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No way that him
[14/10/2019, 16:22:34] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Nah it's not him
[14/10/2019, 16:22:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Good
[14/10/2019, 16:23:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Boys balls dinae dropped yet
‎[14/10/2019, 16:23:26] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 16:23:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yup
[14/10/2019, 16:24:25] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: >Mfw I play the new schpongle album
[14/10/2019, 16:24:42] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Shpongle? Idk
[14/10/2019, 16:25:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He just spoke on WhatsApp
[14/10/2019, 16:25:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Abuse incoming
[14/10/2019, 16:25:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fucking weirdo
[14/10/2019, 16:28:08] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Show us the goods
[14/10/2019, 16:29:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: As much as I want to so just leave him cos he’s only 14, I kind of really want to see the conversation you have with him 😂
‎[14/10/2019, 16:30:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 16:35:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hmmm?????6k(???,&&??ñ5
[14/10/2019, 16:42:53] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Are you still grooming that infant
[14/10/2019, 16:43:09] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😂
[14/10/2019, 16:43:12] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: It’s not grooming if you don’t want to shag them
[14/10/2019, 16:43:32] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Let's see how well that holds up under scrutiny in court...
[14/10/2019, 16:44:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: "Your honor a didnae want a shag"
[14/10/2019, 16:44:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂😂
[14/10/2019, 16:44:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: “A wouldne shag a racist”
[14/10/2019, 16:44:50] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: My client claims the child initiated!
[14/10/2019, 16:49:21] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Just saw a reddit comment describing the self as "straight trans woman".
Please help me parse this
[14/10/2019, 16:50:27] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Probably born XY and/or with a penis, may not have it anymore. Shags men.
[14/10/2019, 16:52:40] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Right so, born male, becomes female, shags males: straight?
[14/10/2019, 16:53:06] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Two dimensional sexual identification hurts my brain
[14/10/2019, 16:53:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah it doesn't always seem all that useful to describe the variety that's out there
[14/10/2019, 16:57:47] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: There was a thing on reddit recently I seen and it was trans women telling non trans lesbians that they where in the wrong for not fancying them. If you are into vag but they've got a penis then of course you ain't gonna fancy them.
[14/10/2019, 16:58:31] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Racist
[14/10/2019, 16:59:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I don’t care who’s into who or what. It’s the labelling thing that annoys me.
[14/10/2019, 17:10:39] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Is there a name for those people that can only cum when they're offended?
[14/10/2019, 17:11:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Karen’s?
[14/10/2019, 17:12:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That was whick Marcus
[14/10/2019, 17:12:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Quick
‎[14/10/2019, 17:33:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[14/10/2019, 17:38:35] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Smarty pants
[14/10/2019, 17:39:10] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Nice
[14/10/2019, 18:27:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gold.
[14/10/2019, 19:29:17] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I saw this too and I thought "did they actually do that or is it being reported as if they did to discredit trans people?" Like I never saw it...but I saw people talking about it?
[14/10/2019, 19:29:21] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: But a hotter topic
[14/10/2019, 19:29:31] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Peaky fookin blinders
[14/10/2019, 19:29:34] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: The accent lads
[14/10/2019, 19:29:46] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Its making me wanna take a blade to my balls
[14/10/2019, 19:29:54] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: It's not good
[14/10/2019, 19:41:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It couldn’t be any worse
[14/10/2019, 20:19:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey
[14/10/2019, 20:47:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Speaking
[14/10/2019, 20:47:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anybody??
‎[14/10/2019, 20:47:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[14/10/2019, 20:49:35] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[14/10/2019, 20:49:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎GIF omitted
[14/10/2019, 20:53:33] ‪+44 7792 143733‬: Wow new fave
[14/10/2019, 20:56:27] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: How is the job hunt? How certain is the lead that you talked about earlier?
[14/10/2019, 21:01:17] ‎‪+44 7792 143733‬ left
[14/10/2019, 21:12:57] ‎‪+44 7766 547249‬ left
[14/10/2019, 21:45:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jen left
[14/10/2019, 21:45:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wtfb
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‎[14/10/2019, 21:45:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[14/10/2019, 22:49:18] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Where'd she go!
[14/10/2019, 23:35:38] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Where did she come from?
[14/10/2019, 23:35:41] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Where did she go?
[14/10/2019, 23:35:50] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Where did she come from?
[14/10/2019, 23:36:00] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Cotton eye’d Jen
[14/10/2019, 23:36:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: 🎻
‎[14/10/2019, 23:37:36] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[14/10/2019, 23:37:56] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Ah shit what songs that gif from
[14/10/2019, 23:38:02] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: I remember it was catchy
[14/10/2019, 23:38:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No idea
[15/10/2019, 03:34:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Said shes had enough the groups
[15/10/2019, 03:36:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wouldn't worry about it
[15/10/2019, 03:37:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Her n nikki are heavy opinionated
[15/10/2019, 03:39:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I always gi n ask if their ok and it helps and they speak at the end of the day
[15/10/2019, 03:40:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sai just leave them
[15/10/2019, 03:41:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In the w beat possible way
‎[15/10/2019, 08:05:23] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: ‎video omitted
[15/10/2019, 08:05:42] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: There's an app called Zello and it's a push to talk app and it's full of wee bams.
[15/10/2019, 08:05:51] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: You should check it out, it's addictive
[15/10/2019, 08:06:07] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Just listening to them fight all the time and wind each other up
[15/10/2019, 08:10:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[15/10/2019, 08:22:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Brilliant 😂
[15/10/2019, 08:30:48] ‎+44 7932 795038 added ‪+44 7974 423860‬
[15/10/2019, 08:31:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki ladies n gents
[15/10/2019, 08:32:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👋🏻
‎[15/10/2019, 08:32:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[15/10/2019, 08:33:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lovely to see you all again.
‎[15/10/2019, 08:34:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[15/10/2019, 08:34:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Missed your face Gabriel!
‎[15/10/2019, 08:37:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[15/10/2019, 08:38:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[15/10/2019, 08:43:44] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Hi Nikki! Hope that you week is going well!
[15/10/2019, 08:45:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Kia ora Nikki
[15/10/2019, 08:45:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hey Sean! Just four more days until my weekend so yay! How are you? And how was Leeds?
[15/10/2019, 08:45:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Morning! 😁
[15/10/2019, 08:49:45] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Can it please not be yet 😭
[15/10/2019, 08:50:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Give it a couple of weeks
[15/10/2019, 08:50:32] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Hmmmm?
‎[15/10/2019, 08:51:11] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[15/10/2019, 08:57:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The beginning of the descent
[15/10/2019, 08:59:02] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Hey @447974423860
[15/10/2019, 09:04:54] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I am good, working from home then loong weekend from tomorrow as my sister is visiting.
[15/10/2019, 09:05:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Time to buy a fluffy blanket and a bottle of whisky
[15/10/2019, 09:06:50] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Leeds was good but expensive, my friend had booked a cocktail bar for the evening
[15/10/2019, 09:56:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 👋🏻
[15/10/2019, 09:56:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: People are still opening windows in my office so I guess now I'm a snowmanwomanthing.
[15/10/2019, 10:00:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That means it’s time to play this: https://youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM
[15/10/2019, 10:01:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I already listened to it! What more do you want?!
[15/10/2019, 10:01:49] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Your soul
[15/10/2019, 10:01:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: This is a different version, you might like it more
[15/10/2019, 10:02:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lies.
[15/10/2019, 10:02:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm ginger. Also hi!
[15/10/2019, 10:03:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Isn’t.
[15/10/2019, 10:03:30] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Hi! You found your way back then
[15/10/2019, 10:03:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is!
[15/10/2019, 10:03:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[15/10/2019, 10:04:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye, just needed a wee break.
[15/10/2019, 10:04:52] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Did the jobby guy leave your jimmies rustled?
[15/10/2019, 10:05:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thankfully left before all that happened.
[15/10/2019, 10:09:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I haven't actually listened to this any of the previous times you've posted it and now it's stuck in my fucking head
[15/10/2019, 10:10:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Best chorus!
[15/10/2019, 10:13:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Need to get you quarantined.
[15/10/2019, 10:15:37] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: 'twas like a KFC krushems made with extra chunky peanut butter reeses cups
[15/10/2019, 10:16:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm pretty sure I didn't need that visual Brian.
[15/10/2019, 10:16:44] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: You really did
[15/10/2019, 10:17:07] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: It'll help you choose healthier options at kfc. You're welcome
[15/10/2019, 10:17:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I don't ever get ice cream from KFC!
[15/10/2019, 10:18:27] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: You're missing out then!
[15/10/2019, 10:19:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I am not!
[15/10/2019, 10:19:16] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: You haven't lived until you've dippy dipped fried chicken strips into a chocolate milkshake
[15/10/2019, 10:21:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Done that with chips before. Close enough?
[15/10/2019, 10:23:39] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Not unless they were made of chicken
‎[15/10/2019, 10:24:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[15/10/2019, 10:24:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay fine I'll try it in America.
‎[15/10/2019, 10:25:35] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: ‎GIF omitted
[15/10/2019, 10:39:53] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Remind me: how long before you are going there?
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[15/10/2019, 10:42:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 3 weeks tomorrow!
[15/10/2019, 10:46:03] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Nice!
[15/10/2019, 10:48:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw what to do today
[15/10/2019, 10:50:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Get a job ya fucking delinquent.
[15/10/2019, 10:50:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Apart from job hunting
[15/10/2019, 10:52:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How's it going anyway?
[15/10/2019, 10:52:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Emm
[15/10/2019, 10:52:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We'll find out
[15/10/2019, 10:57:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I haven't turned my heating on yet, but I'm a freak that prefers the cold.
[15/10/2019, 10:58:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I want to mock your handwriting but its still way more legible than my own 😔
[15/10/2019, 10:58:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Weirdo!
[15/10/2019, 10:59:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 100%
[15/10/2019, 10:59:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gives me character and personality
[15/10/2019, 10:59:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Though even with the heating off the flat is usually 18-21C anyway
[15/10/2019, 10:59:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sooo much better than houses in NZ, which are literal ice boxes.
[15/10/2019, 11:00:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Literal?
[15/10/2019, 11:00:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yes.
[15/10/2019, 11:00:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My face froze the first night back at my place when I was back there
[15/10/2019, 11:01:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuuuuuuuck that.
[15/10/2019, 11:01:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah we were really shit at building comfortable housing back in the day
[15/10/2019, 11:01:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And also in the present day.
[15/10/2019, 11:02:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's summer like there?
[15/10/2019, 11:02:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Eh
[15/10/2019, 11:02:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Depends on what part of the country - up north is more sub-tropical so generally warmer, but where I was (Wellington) it was generally shit most years
[15/10/2019, 11:03:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: On the whole it's very similar to Britain
[15/10/2019, 11:03:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Except the wind and rain is more extreme in welly
[15/10/2019, 11:03:52] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: We don't need to write these days, so it doesn't feel like that much of an issue for many people unfortunately.
[15/10/2019, 11:04:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Disappointing.
[15/10/2019, 11:05:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I get a lot of 'man you must really miss the weather back home, why did you move to this pish?' and I laugh and laugh
[15/10/2019, 11:06:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You just moved from one pish to another pish.
[15/10/2019, 11:06:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The rain here is so soft, I can pretty much dodge the droplets. Welly it's ocy gale-force winds from Antarctica turning the torrential downpour into horizontal ice needles
[15/10/2019, 11:06:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Icy
[15/10/2019, 11:07:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye but it's closer to/cheaper to get to warmer locations that aren't full of australians
[15/10/2019, 11:08:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol fair enough.
[15/10/2019, 11:09:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not to mention better pay, better/cheaper housing (and living costs in general), the NHS, etc
[15/10/2019, 11:14:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Plus heat.
[15/10/2019, 11:15:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Chicken chasni and pizza crunches
[15/10/2019, 11:16:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Central heating everywhere blows my mind
[15/10/2019, 11:16:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pizza crunches. Yes.
[15/10/2019, 11:16:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: W/ onion
[15/10/2019, 11:17:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Square sausage, tatty scones
‎[15/10/2019, 13:47:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[15/10/2019, 14:12:53] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Have you had a deep fried mars bar
[15/10/2019, 14:13:07] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: They’re actually super singly difficult to encounter in the wild
[15/10/2019, 14:13:20] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Alternatively, *surprisingly
[15/10/2019, 14:19:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Never. I think there's a place on Dumbarton Road that does them?
[15/10/2019, 14:21:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Go up to Tarbet for a lovely walk in the hills and you can get one at the Slanj pub
[15/10/2019, 14:24:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gabriel has connections.
[15/10/2019, 14:25:42] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: They also have a fantastic nitro stout if that's your speed
[15/10/2019, 14:26:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just has a big break
[15/10/2019, 14:26:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Prat for me guys
‎[15/10/2019, 14:29:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
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[15/10/2019, 14:33:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye we get those in NZ, except they're a deep fried moro bar. Which is the Cadbury version of a Mars bar (better too)
[15/10/2019, 14:33:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tell me more tell me more
[15/10/2019, 14:34:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tartan fish n chips opposite cessnock subway do em
[15/10/2019, 14:34:54] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: GL Aaron
[15/10/2019, 14:35:17] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I think I’ve only ever once had one from a chippy which was in Edinburgh
[15/10/2019, 14:35:39] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Used to make them all the time when I worked in a kitchen though
[15/10/2019, 14:38:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I met him and your theory is very likely
‎[15/10/2019, 14:40:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[15/10/2019, 14:42:11] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: On one of my first Glasgow nights out, had it at the blue lagoon under the arches at Central Station
[15/10/2019, 14:42:31] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 👍
[15/10/2019, 15:05:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve had more deep fried mars bars than I can count. There used to be a chip van that would park outside my high school at lunch time.
[15/10/2019, 15:05:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Gotta love Cumbernauld
[15/10/2019, 15:06:16] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Not had one in years, not planning on either
[15/10/2019, 15:06:26] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’m already too fat 😂
[15/10/2019, 15:09:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Better some deep fried mars bars than a deep fried knife in your gut?
[15/10/2019, 15:09:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sometimes both
[15/10/2019, 15:10:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: My claim to fame is that I’m a Cumbernauld high survivor that has never been stabbed
[15/10/2019, 15:11:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wow that is a mean feat.
‎[15/10/2019, 15:12:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[15/10/2019, 15:26:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jury's still out on that.
I'm trying to get a loan out on against my house in nz so I can buy a place somewhere closer to the city..
[15/10/2019, 15:27:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: There are some good bits to it, it’s not as bad people think
[15/10/2019, 15:28:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Abronhill isn’t one of those places though
[15/10/2019, 15:28:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye there are, that's true. Just a wee but too far away for me. I think I'm more comfortable on the other side of the river
[15/10/2019, 15:29:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hunner percent.
[15/10/2019, 15:30:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My flat is nice enough, but I am questioning my decision. Not that there was anything better for the price at the time.
[15/10/2019, 15:30:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye you’ll be fine, just don’t go out for a midnight walk on your own
[15/10/2019, 15:30:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You can have my flat if you want. Moving out early next year.
[15/10/2019, 15:31:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Got a garage?
[15/10/2019, 15:31:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ever seen bird box? It’s a bit like that, just don’t look at them and you’ll be ok
[15/10/2019, 15:31:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nah. On street parking.
[15/10/2019, 15:31:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But it's a wide street.
[15/10/2019, 15:31:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nae good to me
[15/10/2019, 15:32:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But cheers anywag
[15/10/2019, 15:32:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No probs pal.
[15/10/2019, 16:00:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm off for my first run in the area. If I don't report back in a hour... Just wait longer
[15/10/2019, 16:01:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You near the Fannyside road?
‎[15/10/2019, 16:02:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[15/10/2019, 16:05:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Looks like a sperm. I'm in
[15/10/2019, 16:05:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I'm in oak Rd so spitting distance from there
[15/10/2019, 16:07:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sperm tail is a rough outline of the route from the road
[15/10/2019, 16:07:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So... Not a balloon?
[15/10/2019, 16:08:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It could be!
[15/10/2019, 16:10:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: If you carry on the route it goes up to palacerigg gold course, should be a good run
[15/10/2019, 16:24:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right troops, heavy life decision time - braehead or Silverburn?
[15/10/2019, 16:24:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Braehead every time
[15/10/2019, 16:25:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[15/10/2019, 16:26:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wait is this where to shop or where to live?
[15/10/2019, 16:26:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol, shop.
[15/10/2019, 16:27:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My answer stands your honor
[15/10/2019, 16:27:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You'd pick Pollok over Renfrew?
[15/10/2019, 16:27:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Braehead has Soar so it wins hands down
[15/10/2019, 16:27:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah it would have changed to a 'not sure'
[15/10/2019, 16:28:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although I think I would lean towards Pollok
[15/10/2019, 16:47:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Renfrew isn't too bad as long as you have clothes on.
[15/10/2019, 17:03:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well guys
[15/10/2019, 17:04:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Very productive day
[15/10/2019, 17:05:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You have a job?
[15/10/2019, 17:05:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The suspense...
[15/10/2019, 17:06:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Had a phone interview and an offer
‎[15/10/2019, 17:07:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[15/10/2019, 17:07:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Called it. Told you by the end of the week! Congrats.
‎[15/10/2019, 17:08:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[15/10/2019, 17:09:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So I think this is a good thing, congrats!
[15/10/2019, 17:10:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You tired, Aaron? Don't sound yourself.
‎[15/10/2019, 17:18:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[15/10/2019, 17:18:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Naptime.
[15/10/2019, 17:37:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Off to see Joker tomorrow. Better be worth all this hype.
[15/10/2019, 17:38:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also, it's been over an hour now @447378782096. You still alive?
‎[15/10/2019, 17:39:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎image omitted
[15/10/2019, 17:39:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😁
[15/10/2019, 17:40:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yasss.
[15/10/2019, 17:48:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey hos can people not wkrkbt
[15/10/2019, 17:48:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Work
[15/10/2019, 17:53:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I remember not working. Fun times.
[15/10/2019, 17:53:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Guess that means you won't be needing my employment anymore which means I'm free to stab anyone I want, right?
[15/10/2019, 18:07:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Something something Yoker haaaaa
[15/10/2019, 18:09:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye it gets pretty boring eh? I spent the first 3 months in the UK job hunting, that got real depressing after I'd done a bit of holidaying around Europe in the first 2 months. Spent that last month mostly in pubs around Edinburgh & Glasgow until I finally secured something Newcastle. Got real depressing job hunting & drinking all day.
[15/10/2019, 18:09:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Was unemployed for about 4 years. That was bleak as fuck.
[15/10/2019, 18:09:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Also congrats on the good news! I could mostly understand what you were saying!
[15/10/2019, 18:10:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😳 Fuck that
[15/10/2019, 18:10:46] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Being unemployed is shite
[15/10/2019, 18:10:59] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: People who imagine that others are living it up on dole money are mental
[15/10/2019, 18:11:05] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: It's just miserable
[15/10/2019, 18:11:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye, not ideal. Got myself in a mountain of debt that I only got myself out of at the end of last year.
[15/10/2019, 18:12:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's the worst about it I think. I didn't mind being a lazy cow but I still needed money to do shit and brew money wasn't cutting it.
[15/10/2019, 18:12:49] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I was fortunate to have a decent financial position being unemployed (thanks to the French government!), I still struggled to get through the days...
[15/10/2019, 18:13:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: French? Wankers!
[15/10/2019, 18:14:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Good work getting yourself out of the debt though
[15/10/2019, 18:14:14] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: They are! But I have profited from their social policies
[15/10/2019, 18:15:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Careful, that's almost traitorous!
[15/10/2019, 18:16:06] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: How so? Stealing their money? Or teaming with the enemy?
[15/10/2019, 18:16:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thanks. Rewarded myself with two holidays this year lol. But I can afford it now!
[15/10/2019, 18:16:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Teaming. 😋
[15/10/2019, 18:16:56] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Do you make sure to keep a rainy day fund now?
[15/10/2019, 18:17:33] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Not much I can do about that... I was sent to their country when I was 7... Only left for Uni/work
[15/10/2019, 18:23:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Small one, got savings that come out with every payslip and I can't touch it until I have at least 1500 in it. Got 400 in it so far. it'll get bigger though.
[15/10/2019, 18:23:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sent? Military school? 😋
[15/10/2019, 18:25:33] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Not quite, I did move over with my family. Didn't have much input in the decision though
[15/10/2019, 18:26:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Glad you made it here then. 🙂
[15/10/2019, 18:26:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👍🤟
[15/10/2019, 18:33:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 👍 I am enjoying it better than Manchester (where I spent the last couple of years)
[15/10/2019, 18:35:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yay!
[15/10/2019, 18:35:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haven't been to Manchester yet. Would really like to go.
[15/10/2019, 18:35:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Neither & same
[15/10/2019, 18:36:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Spent a night in Liverpool recently (on my way to Wales), really cool waterfront!
[15/10/2019, 18:36:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Glasgow night out, Jase?
[15/10/2019, 18:36:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I can be designated driver
[15/10/2019, 18:36:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Liverpool's changed a lot. Used to go a lot as a kid and it was a bit rough. Went a few years ago for my cousin's hen weekend and it was awesome.
[15/10/2019, 18:37:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: whereabouts in Wales were you headed?
[15/10/2019, 18:37:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Harlech. Had a brilliant weekend with a group I went skiing with in France early in the year. We got an airbnb right behind the castle, climbed snowdon, and had a merry old time
[15/10/2019, 18:37:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Weather was crackin too
[15/10/2019, 18:38:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice. Used to live down there but didn't explore much.
[15/10/2019, 18:38:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stunning area, snowdonia
[15/10/2019, 18:41:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye, seen pictures.
[15/10/2019, 19:08:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stop right there buster
[15/10/2019, 19:10:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Untill. They my first wage ur mindb
[15/10/2019, 19:20:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye ok pal.
[15/10/2019, 19:53:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ok.
[15/10/2019, 19:55:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stabby stabby baddy bad
[15/10/2019, 19:56:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: *unless it's with a pink hilighter
[15/10/2019, 19:57:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If I learned anything
[15/10/2019, 19:58:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thats racist
[15/10/2019, 19:58:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And that's not us.
[15/10/2019, 19:58:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We're good upstanding citizens.
[15/10/2019, 19:59:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No violence here.
[15/10/2019, 19:59:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have a competition
[15/10/2019, 20:01:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Which is?
[15/10/2019, 20:01:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The person to post the  best meme template about us
[15/10/2019, 20:02:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's the prize?
[15/10/2019, 20:02:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gets t be superadmin
[15/10/2019, 20:02:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
‎[15/10/2019, 20:09:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[15/10/2019, 20:11:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry pal haven't seen that one
[15/10/2019, 20:11:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: it's like
‎[15/10/2019, 20:16:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[15/10/2019, 20:17:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh right you said teddy.
[15/10/2019, 20:17:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nvm.
[15/10/2019, 20:19:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: yes
[15/10/2019, 20:31:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Looks like that 14yr fucker 😂
[15/10/2019, 20:32:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: aw jesus
[15/10/2019, 20:33:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: aw Nikki uv no seen him
[15/10/2019, 20:33:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dee during aw the pish
[15/10/2019, 20:34:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was invited to a facetime with themnfruutcskes
[15/10/2019, 20:36:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do I actually want to know about this?
[15/10/2019, 20:36:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: yes
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[15/10/2019, 20:40:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That doesn't mean he's allowed in here tho.
‎[15/10/2019, 20:42:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[15/10/2019, 20:43:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: nope
[15/10/2019, 20:45:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: he was in the group like two weeks eh
[15/10/2019, 20:46:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can't remember. Probably.
[15/10/2019, 20:54:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can't help but notice that you're both shirtless.
[15/10/2019, 20:55:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[15/10/2019, 20:55:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean, fair enough you're in bed, but out of context that image is telling a altogether different tale 😂
[15/10/2019, 20:57:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Please please don't go down that road.
[15/10/2019, 20:57:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: please please don't
[15/10/2019, 20:57:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I have nothing more to add, just an observation, intended more as a wind up and a laugh than anything
[15/10/2019, 20:58:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know J
[15/10/2019, 20:58:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: +1
[15/10/2019, 20:58:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: absolutely zero hard feelings
[15/10/2019, 20:59:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: lets hug it out then 🤗
[15/10/2019, 20:59:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[15/10/2019, 20:59:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ya big beefcake
[15/10/2019, 20:59:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How was your run anyway Jase?
[15/10/2019, 20:59:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Guessing you survived and someone isn't wearing your skin?
[15/10/2019, 20:59:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Did you make it up to the golf course?
[15/10/2019, 20:59:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tough. I'm fat and unfit. But gotta start back somewhere (for the millionth time)
[15/10/2019, 21:00:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good lad. Keep at it and you'll be able to deck Aaron.
[15/10/2019, 21:00:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah not quite that far Stu - first time running in a while, and I struggle on the slippy stuff on those trails
[15/10/2019, 21:00:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: he can deck me anytime we wants 😘😘😘
[15/10/2019, 21:01:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was thinking more I'd be Swayze in dirty dancing and pick him up above my head from a full run
[15/10/2019, 21:01:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Could he deck your balls with boughs of holly?
[15/10/2019, 21:01:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Falalalala lala la la.
[15/10/2019, 21:01:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tra la la la laaaa
[15/10/2019, 21:01:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Remember he’s from NZ...

https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0
[15/10/2019, 21:01:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Already know what that is before I click the link
[15/10/2019, 21:01:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[15/10/2019, 21:02:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooft we could have a battle of the accents.
[15/10/2019, 21:02:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pretty sure that's an aussie doing that skit too
[15/10/2019, 21:02:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Which is why he sounds so terrible
[15/10/2019, 21:02:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: well.... tis the season
[15/10/2019, 21:03:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hehe dick pucs
[15/10/2019, 21:03:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm sure I don't say kuds or pucs
[15/10/2019, 21:03:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But apparently I do say tin to tin
[15/10/2019, 21:04:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And giz a pin when I need a writing implement
[15/10/2019, 21:04:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ......
[15/10/2019, 21:04:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm really bad with accents. Once hugely offended a Sath Efrikan by thinking he was Australian.
[15/10/2019, 21:04:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ooof
[15/10/2019, 21:05:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You would be lucky to have escaped the braai my friend
[15/10/2019, 21:05:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: am lost :(
[15/10/2019, 21:05:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Watch the vid
[15/10/2019, 21:05:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Luckily it was in a work environment but aye he looked like he wanted to put me through a desk.
[15/10/2019, 21:05:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait
[15/10/2019, 21:05:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah that's just how all saffas look all the time
[15/10/2019, 21:05:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[15/10/2019, 21:05:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: aw
[15/10/2019, 21:06:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: fucking
[15/10/2019, 21:06:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: yassss
[15/10/2019, 21:06:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I bought a melon
[15/10/2019, 21:06:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Only one? Not a pair?
[15/10/2019, 21:07:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: who buys a pair of melons
[15/10/2019, 21:07:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Awww, bless.
[15/10/2019, 21:07:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Love a nice pair of melons, me
[15/10/2019, 21:08:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Speaking of south african accent, this is one of my favourite bill bailey bits: https://youtu.be/cda0hQPrMXk
[15/10/2019, 21:10:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: if de shahk cums nea, heet eit wit dees galf pattuh
[15/10/2019, 21:10:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is that how they actually talk?
[15/10/2019, 21:11:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I thought Bill did a fairly accurate, if slightly caricatured, accent
[15/10/2019, 21:11:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The flatness of the vowels is exaggerated, but then again I guess you'll get that from some south africans
[15/10/2019, 21:12:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'll take your word for it until I meet someone who's South African and they make it clear that they're South African.
[15/10/2019, 21:12:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not making that mistake again.
[15/10/2019, 21:12:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The question to ask is "where are you from?"
[15/10/2019, 21:13:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Rather than "are you south african/australian/kiwi?"
[15/10/2019, 21:13:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Such a deeply personal question!
[15/10/2019, 21:13:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[15/10/2019, 21:13:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye.
[15/10/2019, 21:13:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What are you? English!?
[15/10/2019, 21:13:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: WELL I NEVER
[15/10/2019, 21:13:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣
[15/10/2019, 21:13:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: please hold up
[15/10/2019, 21:13:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fun fact - when I lived in Wales, people from there thought I was from north Wales because they knew my accent was different but they didn't know where I was from.
[15/10/2019, 21:13:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We can't slow this rhythm mah man
[15/10/2019, 21:14:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: til there are differences between south wales and north wales
[15/10/2019, 21:14:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: makes sense though
[15/10/2019, 21:14:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean there are differences between north Scotland and south Scotland.
[15/10/2019, 21:14:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You think we all talk like Aaron? We don't.
[15/10/2019, 21:15:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: is the pair of melon thing e joke
[15/10/2019, 21:15:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh nah Aaron's got much more of that highlander sound
[15/10/2019, 21:15:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I lovre melon
[15/10/2019, 21:15:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hahaha.
[15/10/2019, 21:15:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean, I just hadn't really thought about regional differences in Wales, but that's because I've spent next to no time there
[15/10/2019, 21:15:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: A poor one, yeah
[15/10/2019, 21:16:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There are even differences in NZ which I am sure you will find SHOCKING
[15/10/2019, 21:16:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: In the deep south they roll their R's because the area was largely populated by scots back in the day
[15/10/2019, 21:16:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That and the inbreeding
[15/10/2019, 21:16:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: oh boobs
[15/10/2019, 21:16:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaaa-- oh.
[15/10/2019, 21:17:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And Aucklanders have that similar sound as southern English
[15/10/2019, 21:17:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: cunts
[15/10/2019, 21:17:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wankers.
[15/10/2019, 21:17:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: here innocent me wanting a muktipack of cantaloupes
[15/10/2019, 21:18:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Apparently Wellingtonians just sound real chill
[15/10/2019, 21:18:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Probably all that gunj we
[15/10/2019, 21:18:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 're smoking
[15/10/2019, 21:18:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: damn
[15/10/2019, 21:19:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean you'd probably get a good deal that way, too
[15/10/2019, 21:19:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Informative, and humorous.
[15/10/2019, 21:21:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447491958818 Show us your cat.
[15/10/2019, 21:24:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: AV met you Lauren is
‎[15/10/2019, 21:25:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎video omitted
[15/10/2019, 21:26:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yours stu?
[15/10/2019, 21:26:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye
[15/10/2019, 21:26:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s Wallace!
[15/10/2019, 21:26:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👍👍👍
[15/10/2019, 21:26:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: jase n Nikki will vouch for me when I say im defo a person anyway.
[15/10/2019, 21:26:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wait, will I?
[15/10/2019, 21:26:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How do I even know that?
[15/10/2019, 21:26:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've heard you speak, and you don't sound like an AI
[15/10/2019, 21:27:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Could be a trap!
[15/10/2019, 21:27:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also Stu that is a very majestic dog.
[15/10/2019, 21:27:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: stu Ur dog looks ace
[15/10/2019, 21:27:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Muscliest trap I’ve ever seen
[15/10/2019, 21:29:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: He's def got traps
[15/10/2019, 21:29:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: well Nikki and jase will confirm Im ginger
[15/10/2019, 21:30:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean we can all do that. We can all see your pic.
[15/10/2019, 21:32:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I have a merely a ginger beard and somehow that makes me ginger in the eyes of most
[15/10/2019, 21:32:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'd love to be full ginger - they're so hot right now - but I'm no
[15/10/2019, 21:34:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lies, pal. I'm ginger and I'm freezing.
[15/10/2019, 21:34:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Even with my blanket.
[15/10/2019, 21:36:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But you could wrap a turd in tinfoil and sell it to the queen of england as errings
[15/10/2019, 21:36:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So hot right now.
[15/10/2019, 21:36:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 5&
[15/10/2019, 21:37:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Man I gotta watch Zoolander again. It's been too long.
[15/10/2019, 21:38:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any of you ever made stuffed garlic bread?
[15/10/2019, 21:38:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: In other news, I was dreading the tax filing coming back for my house in NZ (I'm renting it out to a mate and figured I should probably make it all legal so filed taxes for the last couple of years), but it turns out I'm owed a massive refund which covers the tax and I still get money back!! Winning charlie sheen style
[15/10/2019, 21:38:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't think I've ever made regular garlic bread
[15/10/2019, 21:39:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Niiiiice.
[15/10/2019, 21:39:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bet Stu has.
[15/10/2019, 21:39:21] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: What do you stuff it with?
[15/10/2019, 21:39:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He seems like the domestic god type.
[15/10/2019, 21:39:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What do you stuff it with?
[15/10/2019, 21:39:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: haha
[15/10/2019, 21:39:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooft you two.
[15/10/2019, 21:39:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I've never made it tbh.
[15/10/2019, 21:39:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Does this mean we need to shag?
[15/10/2019, 21:39:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But cheese and chicken maybe.
[15/10/2019, 21:40:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Them's the rules
[15/10/2019, 21:40:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gotta cancel it out
[15/10/2019, 21:40:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Bite the pillow, I’m going in dry
[15/10/2019, 21:40:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can I bring my own pillow?
[15/10/2019, 21:41:13] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I don’t see why not?
[15/10/2019, 21:41:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: am in ma boxers in me living room watching something to do with trains on YouTube and am sweeting
[15/10/2019, 21:42:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I've got a hoodie, a blanket and the heater on and I'm still baltic.
[15/10/2019, 21:42:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Trains are pretty sweet. They get me a bit hot under the collar too.
[15/10/2019, 21:42:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 20C, no heating. Yaassss power bill
[15/10/2019, 21:42:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: how can people have radiators on
[15/10/2019, 21:42:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cos it's baltic!
[15/10/2019, 21:42:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't
[15/10/2019, 21:43:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lies! It's 8C outside
[15/10/2019, 21:43:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Taps aff!
[15/10/2019, 21:43:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Freeeeeeeezing.
[15/10/2019, 21:43:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
‎[15/10/2019, 21:43:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[15/10/2019, 21:43:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: window open and boxers
[15/10/2019, 21:43:36] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I don’t stick the heating on until I see my breath
[15/10/2019, 21:43:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: life
[15/10/2019, 21:43:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck sake man.
[15/10/2019, 21:43:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: But that’s cause I’m poor
[15/10/2019, 21:43:48] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Nah I’m not that bad
[15/10/2019, 21:43:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: eating melon
[15/10/2019, 21:44:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Melon is cooling, no?
[15/10/2019, 21:44:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: aye
[15/10/2019, 21:44:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: word
[15/10/2019, 21:44:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: can't sleep in these heat men
[15/10/2019, 21:44:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 13 on the thermostat
[15/10/2019, 21:45:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: are you living in Glasgow's heat sink?
[15/10/2019, 21:45:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: like Spain
[15/10/2019, 21:45:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: nah am just a highlander and this is like a summer nigtb
[15/10/2019, 21:46:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: we get frost in July
[15/10/2019, 21:46:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: sounds like paradise
[15/10/2019, 21:46:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: last may, I got a tan on the ferry from ullapool to stornaway, no lie
[15/10/2019, 21:46:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: think our summer max was 22
[15/10/2019, 21:46:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Probably the best tan I've ever had, actually
[15/10/2019, 21:47:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: aye record
[15/10/2019, 21:47:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Beaches on harris were actually swimmable. But I didn't pack my trunks :(
[15/10/2019, 21:47:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I went over to do a half marathon - fucken died
[15/10/2019, 21:47:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm used to doing them in may/june in NZ
[15/10/2019, 21:47:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: when it's winter.
[15/10/2019, 21:50:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol, yes
[15/10/2019, 21:51:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Knew it.
[15/10/2019, 23:34:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: heyyyyy
[15/10/2019, 23:34:56] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Hi
[15/10/2019, 23:38:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: aw Marcus my friend
[15/10/2019, 23:42:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Wow, so sweet. What a wholesome bunch we are.
[15/10/2019, 23:45:52] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: The best kind of potato is:
[15/10/2019, 23:46:11] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Crosscut
[15/10/2019, 23:46:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Or thicc
[15/10/2019, 23:47:31] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Anything involving a Yukon Gold potato is good in my book
[15/10/2019, 23:48:02] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Ngl people talk about Yukon golds but what are they?
[15/10/2019, 23:48:09] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Just big yellow bastards?
[15/10/2019, 23:49:55] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yes, but with a particularly transcendent flavour
[16/10/2019, 00:36:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: hahahaha eh
[16/10/2019, 00:36:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: a good old Scottish tattie
[16/10/2019, 06:40:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: All potatoes are best potatoes. From the massive russet to the humble baby. All potatoes are delicious and useful.
[16/10/2019, 06:40:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also morning all.
[16/10/2019, 06:53:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: What is potato
[16/10/2019, 06:53:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Also, morning 👋🏻
[16/10/2019, 06:55:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Morning ☕
[16/10/2019, 06:55:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Maris piper is good, no?
[16/10/2019, 06:56:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: In NZ its the Agria for chips and roasts
[16/10/2019, 07:03:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Morning 🙂
‎[16/10/2019, 07:06:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 07:08:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Missed my bus to pet this lil cutie. Totally worth it though.
[16/10/2019, 07:08:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Potato is life.
‎[16/10/2019, 07:28:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 07:29:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This one is just spinning mindlessly and flapping its legs.
[16/10/2019, 07:30:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do spiders get dizzy?
[16/10/2019, 07:58:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Having a ball of a time!
[16/10/2019, 08:04:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I don't think it's a morning spider.
[16/10/2019, 08:12:42] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Give it somw coffee...
[16/10/2019, 08:13:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Too late, it went back to bed and I'm now in work.
[16/10/2019, 08:47:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That's the worst order. Go back to bed and send the spider to work.
[16/10/2019, 08:50:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Why didn't I think of that? Probably because I'm not awake yet.
[16/10/2019, 08:51:00] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Spiders are lazy bastards and need to be encouraged to do their part for the world
[16/10/2019, 08:51:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Perhaps we should replace immigrants with spiders.
[16/10/2019, 08:52:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s a better idea than replacing spiders with immigrants
[16/10/2019, 08:52:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Who had that idea?
[16/10/2019, 08:53:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I did, just now
[16/10/2019, 08:53:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wow, so innovative.
[16/10/2019, 08:53:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hey what‽
[16/10/2019, 08:55:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You don't count, I meant EU immigrants.
[16/10/2019, 08:56:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Commonwealth get a pass
‎[16/10/2019, 08:57:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
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[16/10/2019, 08:57:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's because I've contributed an additional £400 per year to the NHS on top of what I already contribute through taxes
[16/10/2019, 08:57:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye but spiders contribute webs and also kill pesky flies.
[16/10/2019, 08:58:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But but NHS
[16/10/2019, 08:58:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: When was the last time you killed a fly?!
[16/10/2019, 08:58:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I couldn't even hurt a fly 😔
[16/10/2019, 08:59:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Spiderbro has bigger balls than you.
[16/10/2019, 08:59:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mine are tiny, and sensitive
[16/10/2019, 09:01:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hell I killed a fly last week. Even I have bigger balls than you!
[16/10/2019, 09:01:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ^
[16/10/2019, 09:05:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bet you killed a worm last night while you were pounding the pavement.
[16/10/2019, 09:09:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Probably ate a few midges as well
‎[16/10/2019, 09:09:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 09:11:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: She really don't want to know how much beef and pork I eat
[16/10/2019, 09:11:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But it's OK, I'm never having kids, so I'm off the hook as far as the environment goes.
[16/10/2019, 09:12:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[16/10/2019, 09:14:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gonna have to put you to work in the slaughterhouse.
[16/10/2019, 09:16:00] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: As though Jase isn't doing enough killing, squishing all those worms and devouring entire generations of midges in one foul swoop of his gaping maw
[16/10/2019, 09:16:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh no I dont want to _know_ how my meat ends up on the shelves, I just want to enjoy my ribeyes.
[16/10/2019, 09:17:31] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Today is a good day: got an email with some work to do, but just booked holiday for the day! Time for a long weekend! (had already booked Thursday & Friday off)
‎[16/10/2019, 09:18:47] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 09:19:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: My sister is visiting, it will be her first time in Scotland and we are doing a road trip 🙂
[16/10/2019, 09:20:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That sounds fun!
[16/10/2019, 09:20:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hell yeah road trip!
[16/10/2019, 09:21:39] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: It will be!
[16/10/2019, 09:21:51] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Need to find things to see in Glasgow too
[16/10/2019, 09:23:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh Glasgow is so boring. Nothing to see there.
[16/10/2019, 09:23:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's true, I haven't seen anything the whole time I've been here
[16/10/2019, 09:23:48] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😎
[16/10/2019, 09:31:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Take your sunglasses off then.
[16/10/2019, 09:39:07] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: So, what do we need to see/eat/drink in Glasgow?
[16/10/2019, 09:39:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av got a job!
[16/10/2019, 09:39:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Going to fix navigational bouys at Jersey, Calais then Bilbao
[16/10/2019, 09:40:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Deep fried mars bars, deep fried mars bars and deep fried mars bars.
‎[16/10/2019, 09:40:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 09:40:55] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That was fast! Congratulations 👍🎊🎉
[16/10/2019, 09:41:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: She has already tried that (in Ireland of all places!)
[16/10/2019, 09:41:44] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: How long is that contract?
[16/10/2019, 09:42:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not a fucking clue
[16/10/2019, 09:42:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Could be anywhere between a week and 3 weeks
[16/10/2019, 09:42:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bloody copycats!
[16/10/2019, 09:42:57] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: And when will you start?
[16/10/2019, 09:43:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hoping a week cause it's like £250 a day and I can come home and then get a permanent contract
[16/10/2019, 09:43:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Saturday
[16/10/2019, 09:43:15] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Nice!
[16/10/2019, 09:43:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank u
[16/10/2019, 09:43:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Well done pal. Proud
[16/10/2019, 09:47:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice one! 🎉🎉🎉
[16/10/2019, 09:47:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👏🏽
[16/10/2019, 09:49:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That's my buoy
[16/10/2019, 09:50:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I sea what you did there
[16/10/2019, 09:50:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I can't help it, if I couldn't speak in puns I'd clam right up
[16/10/2019, 09:52:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Good catch
[16/10/2019, 09:52:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just keeping myself afloat
[16/10/2019, 09:52:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Water you doing?
[16/10/2019, 09:59:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: This is getting a bit fishy
[16/10/2019, 10:03:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just smile and wave and itll all blow over
‎[16/10/2019, 10:04:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 10:05:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: -^ CURRENTLY FEEL THE SAME
[16/10/2019, 10:05:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I can't stop
[16/10/2019, 10:05:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yes you can I believe in you.
[16/10/2019, 10:07:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its pulling me under
[16/10/2019, 10:08:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Go
[16/10/2019, 10:08:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: GO!!!
[16/10/2019, 10:08:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Save yourshellfs
‎[16/10/2019, 10:09:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 10:11:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: can someone please help me treat my pun disorder
[16/10/2019, 10:12:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its a very complicated thing to treat
[16/10/2019, 10:12:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Some might say....
[16/10/2019, 10:12:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: SoFishticated
[16/10/2019, 10:13:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're a lost cause, pal.
[16/10/2019, 10:13:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No cure for you.
[16/10/2019, 10:15:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So theres a cure for others and no me
‎[16/10/2019, 10:15:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 10:15:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I guess you could say a cure that
[16/10/2019, 10:15:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Pacifically doesnt treat me
[16/10/2019, 10:16:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I sea the nautical pun is working
[16/10/2019, 10:18:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Slightly annoying, it's not upsetting anybody, innocent
[16/10/2019, 10:18:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yep,n, perfect. Say hello to a day full of puns boys n girls
[16/10/2019, 10:18:51] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?
[16/10/2019, 10:18:53] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Tennish
[16/10/2019, 10:19:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You guys will love it
[16/10/2019, 10:19:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jesus
[16/10/2019, 10:19:47] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Amazing
[16/10/2019, 10:20:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I would love to throw myself into the Clyde.
[16/10/2019, 10:20:46] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Who wouldn't love to bathe in the salubrious waters of the Clyde
[16/10/2019, 10:21:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Salubrious is probably not the word I'd use.
[16/10/2019, 10:23:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Charity bake sale in work and I didn't bring in any money. When will charities accept chip and pin?
‎[16/10/2019, 10:25:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 10:26:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry to be one of the uneducated people but what is salubrious?
[16/10/2019, 10:26:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Like, clean and healthy. Exact opposite of the Clyde.
[16/10/2019, 10:27:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't worry I had to Google it.
[16/10/2019, 10:27:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw so like the rivers up north
[16/10/2019, 10:27:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or the Kelvin.
[16/10/2019, 10:28:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah am joking the don is manky
[16/10/2019, 10:29:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Kelvin is disgusting
[16/10/2019, 10:29:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ness is actually awrite
[16/10/2019, 10:29:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck off no it's not. Kelvin is gorgeous. Tay is lovely in Perth.
[16/10/2019, 10:30:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's the furthest north I've been.
[16/10/2019, 10:39:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye hey am no saying it's disgusting looking
[16/10/2019, 10:40:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: An saying the water quality is pish
[16/10/2019, 10:40:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You wouldn't drink from it would you
[16/10/2019, 10:45:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Course not. Only filtered water touches my tastebuds.
‎[16/10/2019, 10:46:37] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 10:46:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The kidneys of God.
‎[16/10/2019, 10:46:51] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 10:47:20] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Some cunt tagged a bridge and can’t spell
[16/10/2019, 10:48:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tump has to be better than trump.
[16/10/2019, 10:48:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Took my give seconds to see where the mistake was lol
[16/10/2019, 10:49:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Obviously this is one of Trump's scholarly supporters making an argument against orthographic prescriptivism
[16/10/2019, 10:49:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You and me both, pal
[16/10/2019, 10:49:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I drink from the tap, because I live dangerously
[16/10/2019, 10:49:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol, that’s as good as the swastika graffiti fuck ups
‎[16/10/2019, 10:50:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 10:50:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The swastika duck ups are brilliant
[16/10/2019, 10:51:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm picturing mallards with wee Chaplin 'tashes now
[16/10/2019, 10:52:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ballsy.
[16/10/2019, 10:53:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: An drank out of places am no even going to repeat
[16/10/2019, 10:53:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Toilet bowls?
‎[16/10/2019, 10:53:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 10:54:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Emo Charlie quacklin
[16/10/2019, 10:55:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Arguably worse
[16/10/2019, 10:55:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ...ooft. you're right. Don't want to know.
[16/10/2019, 10:55:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The... Clyde?
[16/10/2019, 10:56:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Glasgow tap water
[16/10/2019, 10:56:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 🤮🤮🤮
[16/10/2019, 10:56:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ooft that's what I drink
[16/10/2019, 10:57:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The north's tap water is 10x the quality
[16/10/2019, 10:58:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is that because it's made from sheep?
[16/10/2019, 10:58:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Was surfing up at bettyhill in June - there was a dead sheep floating about in the bay
[16/10/2019, 11:04:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Like a horrible cold soup
[16/10/2019, 11:05:58] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Gazpacho con sheepo
‎[16/10/2019, 11:11:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 11:12:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Haggis gazpacho
[16/10/2019, 11:12:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cold soup is an abomination.
[16/10/2019, 11:14:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hold the gazpacho
[16/10/2019, 11:22:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaassss.
‎[16/10/2019, 11:31:04] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 11:37:52] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That slightly looks like you... No ?
[16/10/2019, 11:38:41] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Is that why you don't eat meat? You saw how it is made first hand?
[16/10/2019, 11:39:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How do we know that isn't human blood.
[16/10/2019, 11:46:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I only eat people I've killed
‎[16/10/2019, 11:48:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 11:48:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And here was me thinking it was Brian who was the cannibal.
‎[16/10/2019, 11:50:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 12:07:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooft Poole. What a trek.
[16/10/2019, 12:40:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: An only been unemployed for 4 days. Maybe I went job hunting a bit too aggressively
[16/10/2019, 12:41:43] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah you should have downed a litre of Bucky every morning and a few unknown pills every evening for at least a few weeks
[16/10/2019, 12:41:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know right
[16/10/2019, 12:42:37] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Yeah it's important that you don't know what the pills are, but have been assured that they "gie ye a pure dunt"
[16/10/2019, 12:42:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's only a week or two of work then I can start that anyway
[16/10/2019, 12:45:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ports of Jersey though. Need to make a good impression cause its ALMOST government level. Job for life if they take you back.. Good chance too cause they're building three new ships n need crew.
[16/10/2019, 12:45:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: "Almost government level"
[16/10/2019, 12:45:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Get on my level, pleb.
[16/10/2019, 12:47:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also if you're taken on permanently, does that mean you'll be at sea forever and ever and ever?
[16/10/2019, 12:48:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "I hope you are well,"
Yep, definitely a recruiter
[16/10/2019, 12:49:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although it's better than the usual "Hope your well" (sic) from scumbag tech recruiters
[16/10/2019, 12:49:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My well doesn't need hope, buddy!
[16/10/2019, 12:50:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What does your well need?
[16/10/2019, 12:50:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Water
[16/10/2019, 12:50:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And to be dug
[16/10/2019, 12:51:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Get on it then!
[16/10/2019, 12:53:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ⛏️💩
[16/10/2019, 12:56:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's noor. She has a company that scouts people for jobs and she gets a cut. So ports of Jersey will want a guy but instead of employing a guy to find out he's shit they go through her do she can filter out the shit. Got for all parties involved. If I get took on full time I don't need to do a probation period. Nope gets paid and ports of Jersey don't need to go through this hassle of firing someone if they're no good
[16/10/2019, 12:56:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No it'll probably bt month on month off agsin
[16/10/2019, 12:58:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Everybody wins then.
[16/10/2019, 12:58:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes
[16/10/2019, 12:58:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice one pal.
[16/10/2019, 12:59:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A grand for 6 days work tho
[16/10/2019, 12:59:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Never gonna trun that down
[16/10/2019, 12:59:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye defo.
[16/10/2019, 13:00:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: By the time I unpack my bag it'll be time to go home
[16/10/2019, 13:01:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And if I do an extra couple days it'll be in Spain with a hotel room each night
[16/10/2019, 13:01:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So duck aye
[16/10/2019, 13:05:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sounds like a good reason for a booze session.
[16/10/2019, 13:16:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, that's how it works in the tech industry too, except that the tech recruiters are scumbags for the most part. "Hope your well" is basically a meme now.
[16/10/2019, 13:17:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sounds like you've got a sweet position lined up
[16/10/2019, 13:21:23] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I once got a "scientific research" position through a recruiter that turned out to involve literally sifting through dried corn for 7.5 hours a day
[16/10/2019, 13:22:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're the Corn Man. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo.
[16/10/2019, 13:27:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
I think the worst (as in least appropriate for my skillset) is when I get office admin roles offered because the recruiter doesn't understand what "system administrator" means
[16/10/2019, 13:28:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Otherwise it's a lot of java developer roles, which really fits the scumbag recruiter meme to a T
[16/10/2019, 13:28:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (I'm not a software developer)
[16/10/2019, 13:28:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How can people not know what a sysadmin is in this day and age.
[16/10/2019, 13:29:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Developers struggle with the concept, so I don't really blame the lay man for not having a clue
[16/10/2019, 13:29:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Then throw 'DevOps Engineer' on top of that and you'll never see eyes glaze over quicker
[16/10/2019, 13:29:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[16/10/2019, 13:30:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye but even if you don't know the difference between SysAdmin, WebDev and DevOps, none of those are regular admin roles. 😂
[16/10/2019, 13:31:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I suspect the CV reader algorithm picks up "system" and "administrator" separately.
[16/10/2019, 13:31:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: No tech recruiter actually reads CVs to verify the suitability of the role, that'd make too much sense.
[16/10/2019, 13:36:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: On the plus side it paid $13/hr and actual research positions were offering like $8.50 because Iowa is a shithole. The most money I ever made there was doing gardening.
[16/10/2019, 13:43:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Does anything happen in Iowa?
[16/10/2019, 13:43:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Corn
[16/10/2019, 13:44:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[16/10/2019, 13:44:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And polygamy? Or is that Utah.
[16/10/2019, 13:44:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: We know the corn dries too
[16/10/2019, 13:44:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So that’s at least 2 things
[16/10/2019, 13:45:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Definitely Utah
[16/10/2019, 13:45:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[16/10/2019, 13:46:42] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Corn, pigs, soybeans...
[16/10/2019, 13:47:08] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: And methamphetamine
[16/10/2019, 13:48:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: My best mates in dev ops, he also lives in abronhill
[16/10/2019, 13:49:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Surely it's oxy these days?
[16/10/2019, 13:49:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Poor guy
[16/10/2019, 13:50:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Works from home, doesn’t really need to leave the house
[16/10/2019, 13:50:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: He tried to get me into it, I was a sys admin before but I don’t hate myself that much
[16/10/2019, 13:56:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: @447378782096 here’s your revenge for the deck pics: https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/dimbt7/this_is_how_new_zealanders_think_we_sound_really/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
[16/10/2019, 14:04:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Eh its OK. I mostly do cloud stuff with terraform these days
[16/10/2019, 14:07:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They fucken nailed it
[16/10/2019, 14:15:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye fuck that type of recruiting. The only ones I have is maritime specialist. We're lucky cause the MCA have very specific rules recruitment agencies have to follow and if they step out of line the get dragged bum first through the courts. The one am using atm is a good one cause they offer government stuff and one's involving big civil engineering contracts. She chooses me for the government ones cause the company I worked for has a really good name and since it was a redundancy shes happy cause obviously she can't use people who got the sack for obvious reasons but since I did fuck all wrong she can flaunt me around like her prize piece for a while until I get a permanent contract
[16/10/2019, 14:15:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Walk of text Jesus
[16/10/2019, 14:20:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're the golden goose then.
[16/10/2019, 14:21:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[16/10/2019, 14:22:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Only cause I worked at really good companies tho
[16/10/2019, 14:22:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am no a superstar
[16/10/2019, 14:22:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just decent
[16/10/2019, 14:23:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Nice to have those kinds of protections. Recruiters in the US seem to universally be bastards
‎[16/10/2019, 14:23:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 14:25:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Either they or I have a bad case of imposter syndrome
[16/10/2019, 14:26:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm gonna assume the latter
[16/10/2019, 14:26:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think it's a byproduct of the fact the marine industry built Britain and they had amazing unions (until That bitch)
[16/10/2019, 14:27:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And now there isn't anything good about the unions so they have to uphold sine dignity somewhere
[16/10/2019, 14:27:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It makes sense in my head
[16/10/2019, 14:28:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Even military recruiters?!
[16/10/2019, 14:28:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: NO WAY
[16/10/2019, 14:29:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: NOT THE US ARMY
[16/10/2019, 14:30:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wow that's loud. You're hired.
[16/10/2019, 14:33:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha
[16/10/2019, 14:35:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahaha
[16/10/2019, 14:37:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: HAHAHA
[16/10/2019, 14:37:39] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: YASS BOIS IVE GOT AN AUDITION ON TUESDAY
[16/10/2019, 14:37:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: for carnival Cruises 👌🏻👌🏻
[16/10/2019, 14:37:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gay porn?
[16/10/2019, 14:38:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Again only if you’re at the pillow
[16/10/2019, 14:38:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man everybody's doing so well these days I feel like a proud wee mammy except kids are disgusting.
[16/10/2019, 14:39:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Seriously though, what kind of audition?
[16/10/2019, 14:39:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Kids are the worst of the STIs
[16/10/2019, 14:39:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry, "Kuds"
[16/10/2019, 14:40:07] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Like for the onboard band
[16/10/2019, 14:40:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye get it right.
[16/10/2019, 14:40:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good luck!
[16/10/2019, 14:40:19] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Yaldi
[16/10/2019, 14:40:50] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: My agent was saying the casting manager likes what he hears, but needs to hear more so I’m hopeful
[16/10/2019, 14:41:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I believe hearing aids could help
[16/10/2019, 14:41:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oooh cool
[16/10/2019, 14:43:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ma boooi well done
[16/10/2019, 14:45:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Kids are more well behaved than us
[16/10/2019, 14:45:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye they can shitpost better too
[16/10/2019, 14:47:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck me the adults of this group must have left for a few hours and us kids had the place in bits
[16/10/2019, 14:47:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We are just like a wee family and I fucking like it
‎[16/10/2019, 14:47:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 14:48:11] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve been laughing at this for about 5 minutes
[16/10/2019, 14:48:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm insulted.
[16/10/2019, 14:48:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[16/10/2019, 14:49:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I say you and Stu are the mum and dad figures
[16/10/2019, 14:50:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Trying to say I couldn't be a single mum to you lot?!
[16/10/2019, 14:50:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not at all
[16/10/2019, 14:51:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Proud of all you kids
[16/10/2019, 14:51:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good, or it'd be the naughty step for you.
[16/10/2019, 14:51:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I just think you and stu stand out as the mature guys
[16/10/2019, 14:51:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And me
[16/10/2019, 14:52:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In very mature
[16/10/2019, 14:52:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Who's your favourite, Stu?
[16/10/2019, 14:52:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I dont have a favourite
[16/10/2019, 14:53:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Whichever one isn’t crying at the time
[16/10/2019, 14:53:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You and stu are the mum n dad
[16/10/2019, 14:53:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wasn't asking you, Aaron!
[16/10/2019, 14:53:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase is like in between
[16/10/2019, 14:53:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What u think jase
[16/10/2019, 14:54:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ohhhhh
[16/10/2019, 14:54:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Do yous love me or just tolerate me
‎[16/10/2019, 14:55:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 14:55:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Got to love ye I'm yer feckin maw.
[16/10/2019, 14:56:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cannae no love ma weans.
[16/10/2019, 14:57:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw ok maw cheers
[16/10/2019, 14:58:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yer welcome son.
[16/10/2019, 14:58:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think farts are funny
[16/10/2019, 14:58:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay Jase is the 3 year old.
[16/10/2019, 14:58:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I sometimes wonder what the lurkers think of us
[16/10/2019, 14:59:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Society will skin you if you ever hint that parenting is anything less than the greatest joy a human can experience
[16/10/2019, 14:59:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lurkers please make yourself shown and tell us what you think
‎[16/10/2019, 15:00:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎audio omitted
[16/10/2019, 15:00:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We demand the attention of the lurkers!
[16/10/2019, 15:00:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The fact that my skin is still in tact means that either people don't see me visibly retch when I hear a kid greet or you're lying.
[16/10/2019, 15:00:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not gonna play that at work, but am about to leave. Hopefully it won't be so strong it stinks out my car
[16/10/2019, 15:00:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Majestic.
[16/10/2019, 15:01:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who else talks as often as us 4
[16/10/2019, 15:01:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gabriel.
[16/10/2019, 15:01:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean when you're a parent already. I'm assuming you're not, going by this and previous comments.
[16/10/2019, 15:01:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good God no.
[16/10/2019, 15:01:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yeah I view him as a sibling
[16/10/2019, 15:02:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye all you're likely to get is "well you'll understand *when*you have kuds"
[16/10/2019, 15:02:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mum
[16/10/2019, 15:02:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Getting a bit old for it now.
[16/10/2019, 15:02:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I also dont have kids
[16/10/2019, 15:03:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We could totally make some kids
[16/10/2019, 15:03:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's good. Too young.
[16/10/2019, 15:03:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait....
[16/10/2019, 15:03:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Em
[16/10/2019, 15:03:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Naw pal
[16/10/2019, 15:03:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lol
[16/10/2019, 15:04:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah I think am never having
[16/10/2019, 15:04:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hows nobody biting at my incest joke
[16/10/2019, 15:05:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do you want me to take away your weights? Because I will.
[16/10/2019, 15:05:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Enough of that filth!
[16/10/2019, 15:05:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Plz dont
[16/10/2019, 15:06:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Behave yerself then.
[16/10/2019, 15:06:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You'll get that till the day you die, except as you age there'll be the addendum "it's amazing the advances in medical science these days"
[16/10/2019, 15:06:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And surely you're no a day over 21?
[16/10/2019, 15:07:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry mam
[16/10/2019, 15:07:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: A day and then a few more.
[16/10/2019, 15:07:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And maybe a few more on top of that.
[16/10/2019, 15:07:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "like a fine wine"
[16/10/2019, 15:07:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase why you flirting with mum
[16/10/2019, 15:08:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh I thought that was normal mother-son stuff. That's what porn has taught me, at least
[16/10/2019, 15:08:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The quotes make it less than sincere
[16/10/2019, 15:08:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bloody hell Aaron stop corrupting your brother!
[16/10/2019, 15:08:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He's only 3!
[16/10/2019, 15:09:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How old am i
[16/10/2019, 15:09:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Idk 23 or something?
[16/10/2019, 15:09:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I had you reeeeeeally young apparently.
[16/10/2019, 15:09:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw am asking in this family
[16/10/2019, 15:09:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am 26
[16/10/2019, 15:10:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But in this makeshift family how old an I going to be
[16/10/2019, 15:10:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh
[16/10/2019, 15:10:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait
[16/10/2019, 15:10:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That whatvu meant
[16/10/2019, 15:11:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 17. Old enough to get a job but not old enough for you to stop listening to your mammy while you're under her roof.
[16/10/2019, 15:11:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 21 plz
[16/10/2019, 15:11:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 17! Nae booze!
[16/10/2019, 15:11:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I want to be able to abuse steroids
[16/10/2019, 15:12:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Except Christmas.
[16/10/2019, 15:12:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N work offshore
[16/10/2019, 15:12:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och fine.
[16/10/2019, 15:12:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yayv
[16/10/2019, 15:12:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yaaaaas
[16/10/2019, 15:12:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marcus where u be
[16/10/2019, 15:13:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Marcus is definitely in his 20s which means I'll need to bump my age up big time.
[16/10/2019, 15:13:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Must be pushing 40 at this rate.
[16/10/2019, 15:16:35] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Hey peeps 👋

Hows everyone's day going?
[16/10/2019, 15:16:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Scotttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
[16/10/2019, 15:17:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oi oi me ol mucker.
[16/10/2019, 15:18:04] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: What's happening friendo?  I just got home from work and the mrs is melted into the couch
[16/10/2019, 15:18:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just wrap your lips around her nozzle and reinflate her.
[16/10/2019, 15:18:46] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: I moved my pc into my living room yesterday, but we were high as fuck and I just noticed we have marked the living room wall
[16/10/2019, 15:19:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Smart move.
[16/10/2019, 15:19:14] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Nahhhh I'm loving the peace and quiet, talk all day at work so I need an hour to decompress
[16/10/2019, 15:19:28] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Hows your day been nikki?
[16/10/2019, 15:20:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂 aye we lassies love a good natter, dunno if you've noticed 👀 all good here, couple more hours in work to go then off to the pictures with my pals.
[16/10/2019, 15:20:45] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Oh nice, what's the movie?
[16/10/2019, 15:20:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Joker 🙄
[16/10/2019, 15:21:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣
[16/10/2019, 15:21:24] ‪+44 7453 329050‬: Haha, I am going to see it tomorrow.  According to the memes I need to stop showering and bring my katana
[16/10/2019, 15:21:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah surely Marcus was a 'happy accident' at the ripe age of 14
[16/10/2019, 15:22:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: This was worth the wait.
[16/10/2019, 15:22:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: .... What the fuck kind of wummin do you take me for?! I just assumed I had a bunch of twins and triplets!
[16/10/2019, 15:22:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: One that grew up in Glasgow?
[16/10/2019, 15:22:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft you might be right, think I'm looking a bit too clean for it.
[16/10/2019, 15:23:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You're a product of your environment
[16/10/2019, 15:23:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here pal just because I grew up in one of the worst areas in Glasgow doesn't mean I caved into peer pressure! I haven't even smoked a single fag!
[16/10/2019, 15:26:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki
[16/10/2019, 15:26:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And jase
[16/10/2019, 15:26:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aaron.
[16/10/2019, 15:26:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think you two should age the family
[16/10/2019, 15:27:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And give us all traits
[16/10/2019, 15:27:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I said this as I think you two and stu are the most imaginative
[16/10/2019, 15:27:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But stu isn't here
[16/10/2019, 15:27:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂👍🏾
[16/10/2019, 15:27:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This involves a lot of thought.
[16/10/2019, 15:28:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just a suggestion
[16/10/2019, 15:28:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye it's fun
[16/10/2019, 15:28:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al join in too obv
[16/10/2019, 15:29:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am packing my bags I just want to read some entertaining stuff whilst an doing it
[16/10/2019, 15:29:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Already imagined myself in full Nora Batty mode with the hair in curlers and a net and a rolling pin in my hand but you bloody youngsters probably don't get that reference.
[16/10/2019, 15:30:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have no idea what ur taking about
[16/10/2019, 15:30:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck off, son.
[16/10/2019, 15:30:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But its exactly what I wanted from you
[16/10/2019, 15:30:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: More more more
[16/10/2019, 15:30:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking grounded, ya wee shite.
[16/10/2019, 15:30:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Do stu next
[16/10/2019, 15:31:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Stu as a dad reminds me of Stu Pickles from Rugrats because he has at least two kids in real life and a big dug.
[16/10/2019, 15:32:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And I'm sure he's no opposed to the idea of dying his hair purple.
[16/10/2019, 15:33:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Plus Didi has ginger hair and wears glasses and so do I.
[16/10/2019, 15:34:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am all for this
[16/10/2019, 15:34:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ok do me
[16/10/2019, 15:37:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jeezo emmm.. you're the one that stays out super late or doesn't come home at all, never gives word about anything and is a total pain in the arse but you always look after yourself, don't do anything daft and that's why you're forgiven.
[16/10/2019, 15:37:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yay
[16/10/2019, 15:37:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase?
[16/10/2019, 15:37:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or y getting fed up lol
[16/10/2019, 15:37:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jase is 3. He likes farts.
[16/10/2019, 15:38:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That story tells itself lol.
[16/10/2019, 15:38:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha
[16/10/2019, 15:39:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gabriel is your exact opposite and that's why he's my favourite.
[16/10/2019, 15:40:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🥰
[16/10/2019, 15:41:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Definitely a wee mammy's boy!
[16/10/2019, 15:48:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[16/10/2019, 16:00:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Weigh in, Stu. I can't make all these parenting decisions by myself.
[16/10/2019, 16:00:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m out working so we can feed them; this is your job
[16/10/2019, 16:01:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Umm excuse me I'm working too!
[16/10/2019, 16:03:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤷🏾‍♀
[16/10/2019, 16:03:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wowee such good parenting I'm so glad I married you.
[16/10/2019, 16:04:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oof this is starting to sound very patriarchal
[16/10/2019, 16:05:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right? Was expecting him to tell me to get back in the kitchen. 🙄
[16/10/2019, 16:06:00] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: 22 so you’re right
[16/10/2019, 16:06:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Knew it.
[16/10/2019, 16:06:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But for the purposes of this story, you're 24.
[16/10/2019, 16:10:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right stu
[16/10/2019, 16:10:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sup kid
[16/10/2019, 16:10:48] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ll be that
[16/10/2019, 16:10:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If your going to be sexist toh might aswell go all out
[16/10/2019, 16:10:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki
[16/10/2019, 16:11:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marcus
[16/10/2019, 16:11:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Do u smell that
‎[16/10/2019, 16:11:45] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:12:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[16/10/2019, 16:12:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu can u smell it
[16/10/2019, 16:12:40] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve had that photo left over from when we were getting told off about saying spirit animal
[16/10/2019, 16:12:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Probably one of my favourite chat moments
[16/10/2019, 16:13:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can anyone smell that?
[16/10/2019, 16:13:21] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Can you smell what the Aaron is cooking?
[16/10/2019, 16:13:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Actually there’s no probably in it, it’s definitely my favourite chat moment
‎[16/10/2019, 16:13:34] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:13:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki
[16/10/2019, 16:13:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: @447974423860
[16/10/2019, 16:13:58] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Hopefully my contribution helped
[16/10/2019, 16:14:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I think it made it, not just helped
[16/10/2019, 16:14:25] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I couldn’t believe it when she was going on about it
[16/10/2019, 16:14:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Genuinely thought she was taking the piss
[16/10/2019, 16:14:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well
[16/10/2019, 16:15:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fucking tell me the story 😂
[16/10/2019, 16:15:05] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Aaron what can you smell?
[16/10/2019, 16:15:16] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Ah were you not in the chat
[16/10/2019, 16:15:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That can wait i want to know this story
[16/10/2019, 16:16:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah I only joined like 2/3 weeks ago
[16/10/2019, 16:16:13] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Basically this American joined, and someone said something like chocolate is their spirit animal
[16/10/2019, 16:16:36] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: And she went off about how it’s cultural appropriation from some Native American tribe
[16/10/2019, 16:16:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The Americans spirit animal or the actual person?
[16/10/2019, 16:17:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: And obvs cause she’s not watched chewin the fat she didn’t get the pic
[16/10/2019, 16:17:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: She forgot which tribe she was defending too
[16/10/2019, 16:17:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How the fuck is it cultural appropriation
[16/10/2019, 16:17:43] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Nah like she said that using ‘spirit animal’ was taking the piss out of a tribe
[16/10/2019, 16:17:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Cause it’s their religion or something
[16/10/2019, 16:18:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh I wish I was there
[16/10/2019, 16:18:10] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: But I kept posting the smell shite
[16/10/2019, 16:18:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The fun I could have had
[16/10/2019, 16:18:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha
[16/10/2019, 16:18:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N she wouldn't have a clue what it meant
[16/10/2019, 16:19:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw man i wish I could have been there
[16/10/2019, 16:19:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I feel like I've landed a bit part here
[16/10/2019, 16:19:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki
[16/10/2019, 16:19:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I have the imagination of a broom.
[16/10/2019, 16:20:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yo.
[16/10/2019, 16:20:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can u smell that?
[16/10/2019, 16:20:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Smell what.
[16/10/2019, 16:20:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Exactly, nothing. Get cooking
[16/10/2019, 16:20:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Family is hungry
[16/10/2019, 16:20:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[16/10/2019, 16:20:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Won't be home til 9, fend for yourself ya lazy cunts.
[16/10/2019, 16:21:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ok
[16/10/2019, 16:21:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Daddy stu
[16/10/2019, 16:21:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And you claim to be less imaginative
[16/10/2019, 16:21:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fits for tea
[16/10/2019, 16:21:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Proud of you for that one son
[16/10/2019, 16:21:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Stu I'm gonna ea
[16/10/2019, 16:21:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank u pa
[16/10/2019, 16:22:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bread n point
[16/10/2019, 16:22:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: *I'm gonnae take the dug in the divorce.
[16/10/2019, 16:22:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thstsbs compliment right?
[16/10/2019, 16:22:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yes
[16/10/2019, 16:22:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Woop woop
[16/10/2019, 16:23:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Now it just seems like you changed eat to take
[16/10/2019, 16:23:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right am going for a shower
[16/10/2019, 16:23:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I expect I plan for tea time
[16/10/2019, 16:23:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's called just eat.
[16/10/2019, 16:24:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This family is pathetic
[16/10/2019, 16:24:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: path
[16/10/2019, 16:24:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Et
[16/10/2019, 16:24:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ic
[16/10/2019, 16:24:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here sod off pal I need a night off away from you twats!
[16/10/2019, 16:24:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But ye did nae pay the WiFi bill se we cannae!
[16/10/2019, 16:25:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But ok. Who's paying
[16/10/2019, 16:25:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's yer da's problem! He has a job so he pays the bills!
[16/10/2019, 16:25:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Use yir data then yi spoilt cunt
[16/10/2019, 16:25:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But so do you mammy!
[16/10/2019, 16:25:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av got ur back mam
[16/10/2019, 16:25:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Disnae matter! I'm only dealing with parenting decisions!
[16/10/2019, 16:26:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m going to the shop for cigs, back in a bit
[16/10/2019, 16:26:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: UWU
[16/10/2019, 16:26:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah only git 100 gigglybits!
[16/10/2019, 16:26:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No
[16/10/2019, 16:26:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh Gabriel..
[16/10/2019, 16:26:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Could you actually fucking not.
[16/10/2019, 16:26:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dads no coming back
[16/10/2019, 16:26:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So mam
[16/10/2019, 16:26:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Get a fucking job eh
[16/10/2019, 16:27:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Got a fucking job ya layabout. Weren't you packing?
[16/10/2019, 16:27:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right stop the boat
[16/10/2019, 16:27:48] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: M-mammy s-senpai T_T
[16/10/2019, 16:28:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nooooo Gabriel-san!
[16/10/2019, 16:28:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who's fucking responsible for the massacre?
[16/10/2019, 16:28:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't fucking raise him to be a filthy weeb! Must've been Stu!
[16/10/2019, 16:29:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gabriel I swear to christ jf you pull this tumblr pish here youre out the family
[16/10/2019, 16:29:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: M'lady 🙈
[16/10/2019, 16:29:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck sake man that's too far.
[16/10/2019, 16:30:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I can sort of tolerate the Japanese stuff because they make good games but get that fucking neckbeard shite out of here.
‎[16/10/2019, 16:31:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:31:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You've all lost me
[16/10/2019, 16:31:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: OH NO WE'VE LOST THE BABY.
[16/10/2019, 16:31:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: S-s...sorry mum 🙈🙈 please d-d-dont spank me, your disappointment of a son...
[16/10/2019, 16:31:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Is this some shit the kuds are doing on teh intarwebs these days?
[16/10/2019, 16:31:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Dangerously close to losing your spot as my favourite. Don't do it, Gabriel.
[16/10/2019, 16:31:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: .........Jesus Christ.
[16/10/2019, 16:32:11] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤣
[16/10/2019, 16:32:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did I take it to far
‎[16/10/2019, 16:32:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:32:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: By not being a neckbeard! You're better than this!
[16/10/2019, 16:33:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 3 minutes ago.
[16/10/2019, 16:33:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I felt disgusting even typing it
[16/10/2019, 16:34:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am sorry
[16/10/2019, 16:34:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You do it again and we're done.
‎[16/10/2019, 16:34:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:35:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jesus get some sun lad
[16/10/2019, 16:35:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You know me  i would be in the process of doing it again
[16/10/2019, 16:35:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I think I lost some testosterone typing thar
[16/10/2019, 16:36:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am no risking it
‎[16/10/2019, 16:36:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:37:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Looks like a bat
[16/10/2019, 16:37:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not a batman bat, mind you
[16/10/2019, 16:37:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I can't see it
[16/10/2019, 16:38:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Show me
[16/10/2019, 16:38:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447932795038  you own me, I spent 15 mins scrolling
[16/10/2019, 16:39:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Red patch
[16/10/2019, 16:39:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: This is me with a tan!
[16/10/2019, 16:39:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😳
[16/10/2019, 16:39:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Testosterone levels are definitely through the roof now.
‎[16/10/2019, 16:40:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:40:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I see now
[16/10/2019, 16:40:37] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: How do you send more than one photo
‎[16/10/2019, 16:40:41] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
‎[16/10/2019, 16:40:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:40:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: .I own u?
[16/10/2019, 16:41:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ahhhhh
[16/10/2019, 16:41:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahahaaha
[16/10/2019, 16:41:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yassss
[16/10/2019, 16:41:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Really? Tegan said that?
[16/10/2019, 16:42:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Totally didn't expect that from her.
[16/10/2019, 16:42:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But then I suppose I don't know her that well.
[16/10/2019, 16:42:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No way was it tegan hahahahhahah
[16/10/2019, 16:42:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right
‎[16/10/2019, 16:42:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:42:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: An gonna add her I forgot about her
‎[16/10/2019, 16:42:48] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
‎[16/10/2019, 16:42:56] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
‎[16/10/2019, 16:43:00] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
‎[16/10/2019, 16:43:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 16:43:22] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Then she did it again but cba scrolling
[16/10/2019, 16:45:27] ‎+44 7932 795038 added ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬
[16/10/2019, 16:45:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tegan
[16/10/2019, 16:45:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Welcome to the new, non racist chat
[16/10/2019, 16:47:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am not sure if you witnessed it but it was shocking
[16/10/2019, 16:47:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And tbh am not going in that chat to look for it
[16/10/2019, 16:48:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We should get a pet to go through it as animals have stronger stomachs
[16/10/2019, 16:48:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It doesn't need to be relived again
[16/10/2019, 16:49:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or become a spirit animal or some shit like that and use it for going through that chat
[16/10/2019, 16:49:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not at all
[16/10/2019, 16:49:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway
[16/10/2019, 16:49:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am going for a shower
[16/10/2019, 16:50:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👋
[16/10/2019, 16:53:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Actually I cba moving
[16/10/2019, 16:53:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause am hungry
[16/10/2019, 16:53:48] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Desgustang
[16/10/2019, 16:54:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No pointing any fingers @447974423860 or @447919194788
[16/10/2019, 16:54:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Get in the shower you grimy cunt
[16/10/2019, 16:54:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No I'm going for a 3 day record here
[16/10/2019, 16:55:00] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤢
[16/10/2019, 16:55:53] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Hey all thanks for the invite! Yay no racism
[16/10/2019, 16:56:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did you witness it?
[16/10/2019, 16:57:27] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Im not sure. I ducked out when it started getting ugly. And yknow, i dont need much of a replay. :P
[16/10/2019, 16:57:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yeah I dont think you did
[16/10/2019, 16:58:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It got pretty nasty
[16/10/2019, 16:58:41] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: People can be such assholes, esp when its this semi anonymous text based kinda thing
[16/10/2019, 16:59:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're no a wean you're a fucking lazy reprobate.
[16/10/2019, 16:59:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also hi Tegan!
[16/10/2019, 16:59:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Should have taught me how to wash when I was a bairn mam
[16/10/2019, 17:00:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I adopted you when you were 20.
[16/10/2019, 17:00:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well
[16/10/2019, 17:00:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So?
[16/10/2019, 17:01:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dad
[16/10/2019, 17:01:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mams taking the piss of my hygiene
[16/10/2019, 17:01:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So it wasn't my job to yeah you how to wash?
[16/10/2019, 17:01:34] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Oh hello hello!
[16/10/2019, 17:01:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Teach*
[16/10/2019, 17:02:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: W..w..well I wish it was mum 😳🤭
[16/10/2019, 17:02:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hook line and sinker
‎[16/10/2019, 17:02:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 17:02:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nobody's biting.
[16/10/2019, 17:03:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dammit
[16/10/2019, 17:03:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tegan we've got this thing going where we're all family. Where do you want to fit in?
[16/10/2019, 17:03:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gabe kinda did
[16/10/2019, 17:06:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki is the mom
[16/10/2019, 17:07:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well meant to be. Am 26 and still cant cook, clean or wash
[16/10/2019, 17:09:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or spell. "Mom"?
[16/10/2019, 17:10:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tegan is american I am translating
[16/10/2019, 17:10:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ....
[16/10/2019, 17:13:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Look if you want Tegan to be your "mommy" just say it!
[16/10/2019, 17:13:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tegan
[16/10/2019, 17:14:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: @15187270444
[16/10/2019, 17:15:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Please  be my mkm
[16/10/2019, 17:15:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mom
[16/10/2019, 17:15:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wow.
[16/10/2019, 17:15:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: After everything I've done for you.
[16/10/2019, 17:16:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause as much as i love nikki
‎[16/10/2019, 17:16:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 17:16:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Look at those sad wee ears.
[16/10/2019, 17:16:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's me.
[16/10/2019, 17:17:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You did that.
[16/10/2019, 17:17:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hope you're happy!
[16/10/2019, 17:17:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I smell so bad even those in the spirit world are avoiding me
[16/10/2019, 17:17:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I am delighted
[16/10/2019, 17:18:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 💔
[16/10/2019, 17:22:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And you refused my offer of incest
[16/10/2019, 17:22:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You had this coming
[16/10/2019, 17:24:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If Tegan has any Alabama or Tennessee in her then an sorted
[16/10/2019, 17:24:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry pal I came too late to take the bait
[16/10/2019, 17:25:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fair
[16/10/2019, 17:25:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was busy getting swole
[16/10/2019, 17:26:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Here nikki Is dissowning us
[16/10/2019, 17:26:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I always knew this day would come
[16/10/2019, 17:26:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Us?
[16/10/2019, 17:26:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So am wanting to be tegans son now
[16/10/2019, 17:27:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're the one wanting a new mammy. You're disowning me!
[16/10/2019, 17:27:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And shes american so the interbreeding factor isn't a problem
[16/10/2019, 17:27:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I do want you to be ma ma but weve discussed this
[16/10/2019, 17:28:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No fanny - no family
[16/10/2019, 17:28:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ...wit?
[16/10/2019, 17:28:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha fuck sake
[16/10/2019, 17:28:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ahhh lol.
[16/10/2019, 17:29:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're twisted Aaron. Knew you were a sheepshagger but this is way too far now.
[16/10/2019, 17:29:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stand free where ever I may be
[16/10/2019, 17:29:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause am fae the famous aberdeen
[16/10/2019, 17:29:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Put some boxers on you're scaring the neighbours!
[16/10/2019, 17:30:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah dont give a fuck if were family
[16/10/2019, 17:30:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause any sheep will do for me
[16/10/2019, 17:30:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Why don't ye go get a fucking sheep to be yer maw then.
[16/10/2019, 17:31:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right nikki will you be ma maw again.
[16/10/2019, 17:31:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Depends on the terms.
[16/10/2019, 17:31:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause tegan is either mute or fucking disgusted
[16/10/2019, 17:31:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or mute from disgust.
[16/10/2019, 17:32:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No shagging and al shower
[16/10/2019, 17:32:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And eat?
[16/10/2019, 17:32:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu will cook
[16/10/2019, 17:32:41] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Real sad you have to tell this to potential mums, bud
[16/10/2019, 17:32:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Suits me.
[16/10/2019, 17:33:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Have you read the conversation?
[16/10/2019, 17:36:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Take that as a "in the process"
[16/10/2019, 17:38:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or "cannae be fucked".
[16/10/2019, 17:43:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "Nothing sexual"
"maybe we should under line it"
"underline it twice"
[16/10/2019, 17:50:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck sake the town is stinking of weed atm.
[16/10/2019, 17:51:39] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ok well that was fun to come back to
[16/10/2019, 17:52:03] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Im from NYS aaron, so less incest in my family
[16/10/2019, 17:52:35] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: you gotta go back to the hungarian part of my family tree before you get to cousins marrying
[16/10/2019, 17:55:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pick me up some on your way home?
[16/10/2019, 17:55:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Left my sniffer dug at home.
[16/10/2019, 17:56:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😔
[16/10/2019, 17:56:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sorry pal.
[16/10/2019, 17:56:24] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Near audio the other day was amazing. Like they'd hotboxed the whole place under the bridge. Amazed
[16/10/2019, 17:58:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm torn - I want to buy some, but if I do Ill likely succumb to the munchies
[16/10/2019, 17:58:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And I'm a fat bastard as it is
[16/10/2019, 17:58:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But I also want to giggle along with some comedy
[16/10/2019, 18:00:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I was going to keep quite for a few days after saying I was popping out for cigs
[16/10/2019, 18:00:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Get another run in ye.
[16/10/2019, 18:00:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But you mentioned weed
[16/10/2019, 18:00:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pure cracking up like this: https://youtu.be/bW2PKw-E5T0
[16/10/2019, 18:00:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nothing better than eating a whole tub of ice cream while stoned
[16/10/2019, 18:00:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just been to the gym
[16/10/2019, 18:00:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nothing better than eating a whole tub of ice cream.
[16/10/2019, 18:01:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good lad.
[16/10/2019, 18:01:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ahh Ben & Jerry, you will be the death of me
[16/10/2019, 18:01:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Was a class plan
[16/10/2019, 18:01:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I like to alternate lifting & running
[16/10/2019, 18:02:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Welcome back, Dad.
[16/10/2019, 18:02:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Same.
[16/10/2019, 18:02:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And then stop for months at a time.
[16/10/2019, 18:02:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Same.
[16/10/2019, 18:02:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Haagen Dazs caramel tho
[16/10/2019, 18:02:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We're like each other's spirit animal.
[16/10/2019, 18:02:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We are!
[16/10/2019, 18:02:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: B&J birthday cake. Check. Mate.
[16/10/2019, 18:03:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Never tried it!
[16/10/2019, 18:03:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ll get some if I see it
[16/10/2019, 18:03:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ge yersel a banana skin triple tardis, go to the mun, and eat one a those
[16/10/2019, 18:18:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am bored oot ma nut
[16/10/2019, 18:19:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ^
[16/10/2019, 18:20:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Whys everyone hating lebron James
[16/10/2019, 18:22:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/di7frg/whats_going_on_with_people_hating_on_lebron/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
[16/10/2019, 18:23:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye read it
[16/10/2019, 18:23:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Still dina understand
‎[16/10/2019, 18:25:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 18:29:24] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Money>Freedom
 Just USA being USA
[16/10/2019, 19:44:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: La la la
[16/10/2019, 19:45:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mams at the pictures
[16/10/2019, 20:17:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She no taking her weans no
[16/10/2019, 20:46:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Definitely no safe for kiddies.
[16/10/2019, 20:47:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well jade
[16/10/2019, 20:47:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase. See where we stand eh
[16/10/2019, 20:48:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Protecting you from horrible things. You're welcome.
[16/10/2019, 20:56:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Ooh Ah
[16/10/2019, 20:58:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You practicing for your audition Marcus?
‎[16/10/2019, 20:58:48] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 20:58:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: In tingle with the bois
[16/10/2019, 20:59:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve not been in since first year
[16/10/2019, 20:59:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: There’s a load of youngns in
[16/10/2019, 20:59:19] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: And some fitties
[16/10/2019, 20:59:24] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: So hey ho
[16/10/2019, 20:59:40] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Off to bloc after downing if anyone’s about
[16/10/2019, 21:01:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man I'm halfway home or else I might have popped in for shots o'clock.
[16/10/2019, 21:08:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: On a school night!
[16/10/2019, 21:11:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just because it's past your bedtime doesn't mean it's past ours!
[16/10/2019, 21:11:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: @Marcus sorry pal an saving myself for jersey
[16/10/2019, 21:12:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Do I even have a life
‎[16/10/2019, 21:14:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 21:16:48] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Hwfg anyone coming out
‎[16/10/2019, 21:17:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/10/2019, 21:17:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Except not really.
[16/10/2019, 21:17:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Soz.
[16/10/2019, 21:17:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah man I'm in Cumbernauld. And it literally is my bedtime
[16/10/2019, 21:18:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well, Reading time, then sleep
[16/10/2019, 21:18:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sleep tight, sweetie!
[16/10/2019, 21:18:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh don't maaa
[16/10/2019, 21:18:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Such a big boy reading a story all by yourself!
[16/10/2019, 21:18:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (BTW I'm a teenager now)
[16/10/2019, 21:18:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You grow up so fast.
[16/10/2019, 21:18:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😏
[16/10/2019, 21:19:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm slowly working my way through the disc world novels. Up to 17 or 18. Sir Terry was a genius
[16/10/2019, 21:20:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bought the audiobooks. Haven't listened yet.
[16/10/2019, 21:20:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You won't regret it
[16/10/2019, 21:20:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Assuming the audio books aren't shite
[16/10/2019, 21:20:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If I do, it's your fault.
[16/10/2019, 21:21:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well fuck
[16/10/2019, 21:21:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: In that case, better not take the risk
[16/10/2019, 21:21:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't want to disappoint yet mammy?
[16/10/2019, 21:21:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yer*
[16/10/2019, 21:23:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just can't handle that kind of burden
[16/10/2019, 21:23:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bless.
[16/10/2019, 21:23:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Better to have never loved at all than to love and have lost, as the old saying goes
[16/10/2019, 21:23:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I'm sure that's how it should go. Probably lost in translation.
[16/10/2019, 21:24:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: From English to English?
[16/10/2019, 21:26:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe it's different in NZ.
[16/10/2019, 21:28:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jesus christ family
[16/10/2019, 21:28:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can you please stop embarrassing me and stu
[16/10/2019, 21:28:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How we embarrassing you?
[16/10/2019, 21:29:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well your not tucking me in for one 😓
[16/10/2019, 21:29:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You didn't say you were going to bed. I'm not fucking psychic pal.
[16/10/2019, 21:29:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What else?
[16/10/2019, 21:34:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: U ok mom
[16/10/2019, 21:35:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking freezing.
[16/10/2019, 21:35:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nae cunts tucked me in.
[16/10/2019, 21:36:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yi need to build up tolerance to the cold
[16/10/2019, 21:39:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye its quite pleasant without the heating on. Just cool enough for a good night's sleep
[16/10/2019, 21:40:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah, Inglush
[16/10/2019, 21:41:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My sister called my earlier. God damn our accent can be grating. And it got voted sexiest in the world by some trash poll 🙄
[16/10/2019, 21:41:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I'll have to visit. Maybe they'll give me a discount
[16/10/2019, 21:42:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Walks in
"hello, I'm Gabriel"
Blank stares
"THE Gabriel"
Begins pouring pint
[16/10/2019, 21:43:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Worth a try!
[16/10/2019, 21:43:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You might get somewhere with it
[16/10/2019, 21:43:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If they haven't had that a thousand times before
[16/10/2019, 21:44:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Why?
[16/10/2019, 21:44:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oh, it's in Paisley
[16/10/2019, 21:44:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: For the dark times ahead of course
[16/10/2019, 21:44:33] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Maybe won't bother then
[16/10/2019, 21:44:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How about I go in and say I identify myself as Gabriel.
[16/10/2019, 21:45:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They'll ask for ID and your cover will be instantly blown. Polis will  be called and you'll be done in for impersonating a Gabriel
[16/10/2019, 21:45:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You'll be hanging by dawn
[16/10/2019, 21:45:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I am the polis tho.
[16/10/2019, 21:45:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not worth it
[16/10/2019, 21:46:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Polis aren't above the law!
[16/10/2019, 21:46:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: You have to do a good horn solo, tell them you're announcing Armageddon
[16/10/2019, 21:46:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm just trying to be you, not the angel.
[16/10/2019, 21:47:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But how do you know they're not one and the same?
[16/10/2019, 21:47:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: He IS a musician, after all
[16/10/2019, 21:48:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't see a halo.
[16/10/2019, 21:48:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Might be in the wash
[16/10/2019, 21:49:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Why would it be dirty?
[16/10/2019, 21:49:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No am saying if your cold for a while you'll get used to it
[16/10/2019, 21:49:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or maybe at the shop getting a tune up
[16/10/2019, 21:49:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I love a freezing cold room
[16/10/2019, 21:49:32] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Are you trying to say I'm not an angel? 😤
[16/10/2019, 21:49:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can warm yourself
[16/10/2019, 21:49:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yes.
[16/10/2019, 21:49:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hard to cool down tho
[16/10/2019, 21:50:14] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: How rude
[16/10/2019, 21:50:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aaron, doll, no offence, but you've been at sea probably your whole life by the sounds of it and I'm sure you've built up a tolerance to the cold by doing mad mental shit in freezing temps. Until I do that, I'll never have a tolerance to the cold. And I'm never doing that.
[16/10/2019, 21:50:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And plus I feel really claustrophobic in a hot room
[16/10/2019, 21:51:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You hang out with people like Brian. That's not angelic!
[16/10/2019, 21:51:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's a part of it but it's mostly the claustrophobia I'd say
[16/10/2019, 21:52:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Do people in glasgow say neep or turnip
[16/10/2019, 21:53:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause I say they say neep and someone is disagreeing with me 😂😂
[16/10/2019, 21:53:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've not done any of that and I share Aaron's views on the cold. So there 😋
[16/10/2019, 21:53:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Depends on the context.
[16/10/2019, 21:53:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye but you're from Antarctica soooooooo....
[16/10/2019, 21:53:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait
[16/10/2019, 21:54:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh no
[16/10/2019, 21:54:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Carry on
[16/10/2019, 21:54:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If it's haggis, neeps and tatties then it's haggis, neeps and tatties.
[16/10/2019, 21:54:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Doesnt matter
[16/10/2019, 21:54:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Kinda true I guess. Touché
[16/10/2019, 21:54:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank u
[16/10/2019, 21:54:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But if it's turnip crunch then it's turnip crunch.
[16/10/2019, 21:54:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wut
[16/10/2019, 21:54:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wtf is turnip crunch?
[16/10/2019, 21:54:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That sounds grim.
[16/10/2019, 21:55:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooft you've never seen that post?
[16/10/2019, 21:55:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hoooooold on.
[16/10/2019, 21:55:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: A sense impending education
‎[16/10/2019, 21:56:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
‎[16/10/2019, 21:56:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 21:57:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ahh yeah I think I have seen that
[16/10/2019, 21:57:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I would have been bingeing 'top' on that sub at the time
[16/10/2019, 21:57:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Turnip crunch has stuck with me.
[16/10/2019, 21:58:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And now it's stuck with all of us
[16/10/2019, 21:59:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're welcome. Don't tell yer da I don't teach yous anything.
[16/10/2019, 22:00:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: And Jesus hung out with prostitutes and thieves!
[16/10/2019, 22:02:05] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Yeah but gabriel the angel talked to god and mary. Pretty virtuous!
[16/10/2019, 22:02:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye you've got to be pretty fucking angelic to have god on speed dial.
‎[16/10/2019, 22:07:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[16/10/2019, 22:07:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye you'll be on the express train to the afterlife
[16/10/2019, 22:08:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So God or Satan
[16/10/2019, 22:08:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 50/50 chance
[16/10/2019, 22:08:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or none at all because it's fairytale nonsense...
[16/10/2019, 22:08:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft, controversial.
[16/10/2019, 22:09:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😈
[16/10/2019, 22:09:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Isn't it way past your bedtime now kiddo?
[16/10/2019, 22:10:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, but I keep picking up the phone when emails come in - waiting for another round in the back n forth between me and my bank in NZ. I want them to give me money, they're playing hard to get.
[16/10/2019, 22:12:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Keep schmoozing them, you'll get there. What time is it in NZ?
[16/10/2019, 22:12:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bet it's the bloody weekend already isn't it.
[16/10/2019, 22:12:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 10:12
[16/10/2019, 22:12:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Close enough.
[16/10/2019, 22:12:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah just Thursday
[16/10/2019, 22:12:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I could never get the hang of Thursdays
[16/10/2019, 22:13:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How no? It's comes right after Wednesday and before Friday. No like it sneaks up on ye.
[16/10/2019, 22:13:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tis a line from hitchhikers guide
[16/10/2019, 22:14:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I regurgitate quotes at random
[16/10/2019, 22:15:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair dos.
‎[17/10/2019, 00:28:16] Neil: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 00:28:29] Neil: Either is fine right?
[17/10/2019, 00:28:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Piss where u want
[17/10/2019, 00:29:00] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: So when I was waiting for a taxi
[17/10/2019, 00:29:04] Neil: That’s what I said!
[17/10/2019, 00:29:16] Neil: She said go through one of the doors!
[17/10/2019, 00:29:22] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Some drunk women said I looked like John barrowman
[17/10/2019, 00:29:39] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Best compliment I’ve ever had
[17/10/2019, 00:30:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That's pretty fucking good tbh
[17/10/2019, 00:31:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: It’s great cause I look like Sue Perkins
[17/10/2019, 00:44:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahaha
[17/10/2019, 06:21:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I can see how a drunk person would mix that up for Johnny B. Beer goggles etc.
[17/10/2019, 07:59:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Current mood: Raging at my bank
[17/10/2019, 08:19:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Morning all.
[17/10/2019, 08:22:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Morning!
[17/10/2019, 08:22:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Howzit?
[17/10/2019, 08:28:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Morning
[17/10/2019, 08:29:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hiya pal.
[17/10/2019, 08:38:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Guessing your bank isn't playing nice?
‎[17/10/2019, 08:55:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[17/10/2019, 08:56:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Morning all
[17/10/2019, 08:56:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Definitely me this morning. Couldn't be arsed getting out of bed.
[17/10/2019, 08:56:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Morning Sean. 👋🏻
[17/10/2019, 08:57:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Morning
[17/10/2019, 08:59:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Trying to buy fingerless gloves. Pain in the arse because idk how big my bloody hands are.
[17/10/2019, 08:59:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hiya Aaron. 👋🏻
[17/10/2019, 09:03:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also why is it not Friday yet. Feel as if this week has fucking dragged in.
[17/10/2019, 09:07:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They are basically just saying no without given me a decent reason. So I'm getting in touch with a broker to take the mortgage elsewhere. In a bit of a 'cut off my nose to spite my face' mood as I'll need to pay to break out of the fixed period.
[17/10/2019, 09:08:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och that's crap.
[17/10/2019, 09:12:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Brokers are generally keener to get you what you want so not all is lost yet. ANZ may be total cunts, but they're not the only option available to me.

I'm buying me a house goddammit!
[17/10/2019, 09:13:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah you are!
[17/10/2019, 09:13:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Somewhere a bit closer to work/city. Southsideish
[17/10/2019, 09:14:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: My mate bought a 3br in kinning park for something like 110k.
[17/10/2019, 09:14:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And it's massive man.
[17/10/2019, 09:15:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right beside the subway too.
[17/10/2019, 09:15:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That'd be a flat though right?
[17/10/2019, 09:15:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye.
[17/10/2019, 09:16:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gotta have me a garage/workshop, so it's gotta be a semi at least. Looking more like Pollok, Newton Mearns, Rutherglen, Cambuslang, Tollcross sorta areas
[17/10/2019, 09:17:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair enough. Boss lives in Mearns. Think he likes it.
[17/10/2019, 09:17:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And I'm pretty sure that's a house.
[17/10/2019, 09:39:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's a fairly posh area
[17/10/2019, 09:40:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But there's a lot available that is decent (recently renovated too) for 80-150k. Lower prices are generally further out
[17/10/2019, 09:40:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gas hob & heating and garage are my base requirements
[17/10/2019, 09:42:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 17 Wellmeadow Green, Newton Mearns, G77 6QY
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-85560461.html
[17/10/2019, 09:43:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jesus that is pricey for a 1bed flat
[17/10/2019, 09:44:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Can’t see any mention of heating but there’s a gas hob and garage: Mallots View, Newton Mearns, East Renfrewshire, G77
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-73967881.html
[17/10/2019, 09:45:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Probably definitely gas heating, and there are radiators in the rooms
[17/10/2019, 09:46:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've been restricting my search to houses as the garage is on site/integrated so more likely to be able to get power to it. Less keen on owning a flat
[17/10/2019, 09:46:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lots of good options for houses out there, though most are not in Mearns
[17/10/2019, 10:01:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I say we should have a day out to help Jase find a house.
[17/10/2019, 10:01:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He's living in Cumbernauld so clearly he can't be trusted to make his own decisions when it comes to living arrangements.
[17/10/2019, 10:20:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's the move to Cumbernauld that has caused me to find a way to get a house NOW 😝
[17/10/2019, 10:21:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean, the flats nice enough, the garage does the job (but doesn't have power - nae lights), but it is just so damn far away. And the wrong side of the river, given I work in Hillington
[17/10/2019, 10:21:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha
[17/10/2019, 10:21:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw I cant be fucked going to jersey man
[17/10/2019, 10:21:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No even wanted in ma own country to work
[17/10/2019, 10:22:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that's quite the commute.
[17/10/2019, 10:22:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: When you off?
[17/10/2019, 10:25:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Never realised it was so hard to find a place with an attached garage
[17/10/2019, 10:25:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Why can’t I find any?!
[17/10/2019, 10:28:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So my rightmove search has been Glasgow, up to 200k, 1+ bed, houses only, and then garage as a keyword. I get something like 3/4 pages of results before the ones without garages come up
[17/10/2019, 10:29:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's an ideal looking one in pollok/priesthill - 3bed, conservatory, garage, gas, renovated. Offers over 125000
[17/10/2019, 10:29:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Try Zoopla?
[17/10/2019, 10:29:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll offer 125001
[17/10/2019, 10:29:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ahh, the right move app doesn’t do keywords
[17/10/2019, 10:29:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Full Web experience ftw
[17/10/2019, 10:33:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/53025824?search_identifier=d45ce771ca7ccc385ae19e420bd9e39f
[17/10/2019, 10:33:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But aye you're all welcome to come house viewing with me. I'll even buy ya's a bag of lollies (sweets) and a can of fizzy (juice) to share
[17/10/2019, 10:34:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Get going or I'll cancel Christmas!
[17/10/2019, 10:35:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice. Close to pollok Park - me likes.
[17/10/2019, 10:35:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm a fucking expert mate.
[17/10/2019, 10:36:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't think I've looked much at the properties closer to 200k, because I'm a cheapskate
[17/10/2019, 10:37:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But for a location like that I'll open the banks purse a but wider
[17/10/2019, 10:37:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: What about cheaper house and build a garage?
[17/10/2019, 10:37:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye fair enough.
[17/10/2019, 10:37:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I run out of steam once I hit about 170k. I'll be more committed when I've got the deposit in the works.
[17/10/2019, 10:37:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Join the boat in poole at 7/8am then sail to Jersey and that's as far as I know. Unless they get me a taxi to the airport and fly me down early early morning i don't see that happening
[17/10/2019, 10:38:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So it's either a fucking early flight
[17/10/2019, 10:38:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And that'd be a flight to Southampton since I'm pretty sure there's no flights to Bournemouth
[17/10/2019, 10:38:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Don’t miss the boat!
[17/10/2019, 10:38:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So taxi/train to poole
[17/10/2019, 10:38:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or they book me a flight tomorrow evening and I stay in a hotel till morning
[17/10/2019, 10:39:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Boat leaves Saturday then?
[17/10/2019, 10:39:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They might even fly my down and tell me to dtay kn the ship
[17/10/2019, 10:39:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Honestly I have no idea the plan
[17/10/2019, 10:39:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oooh that'd be frustrating the fuck outta me
[17/10/2019, 10:39:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They're phoning me soon with the travel details
[17/10/2019, 10:39:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah, good.
[17/10/2019, 10:39:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My blood pressure has dropped
[17/10/2019, 10:41:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And say if they turn round and say since were paying flight, hotels, sustaining your muscles, so you can pay the taxis
[17/10/2019, 10:41:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Theyll be getting told to fuck off
[17/10/2019, 10:41:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They always try pull that bullshit
[17/10/2019, 10:42:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Clearly stares in the merchant navy code and law they pay my travel door to fucking door
[17/10/2019, 10:42:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway
[17/10/2019, 10:43:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: no even sure the name of the boat am joining.am no even sure the boat in poole is the one am staying in for the trip. Might be a crew transfer at sea
[17/10/2019, 10:43:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al find it all out shortly
[17/10/2019, 10:44:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All and all, and please troops. Keep reminding me the following.
[17/10/2019, 10:44:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye.
[17/10/2019, 10:45:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose me cause of my experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 10:46:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aaron
[17/10/2019, 10:46:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I need to remind you of something
[17/10/2019, 10:46:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose me cause of my experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 10:46:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Whenever I come out the the age old "fuck it. am gan hame" sit me down and tell me to shut the fuck up
[17/10/2019, 10:47:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thanks jase
[17/10/2019, 10:47:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nb pal 👍
[17/10/2019, 10:47:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I did good to quickly get my shit together and get a job right... right?
[17/10/2019, 10:47:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh Arron I forgot to tell you something
[17/10/2019, 10:47:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose me cause of my experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 10:48:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like it's hard for people to get a job in 3 days after being made redundant, right?
[17/10/2019, 10:48:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am have a crisis and its no fun 😓😓
[17/10/2019, 10:48:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye mate, bloody well.
[17/10/2019, 10:49:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well as long as people are impressed at that fact am ok
[17/10/2019, 10:49:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thanks stu
[17/10/2019, 10:51:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think I know the feeling. You're doing well mate and you've got nothing to be anxious about except for 'new job' nerves and that's perfectly alrighf
[17/10/2019, 10:56:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[17/10/2019, 10:57:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aaron you're adorable.
[17/10/2019, 10:58:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Absolutely nothing to worry about. You deserve and have earned this opportunity. Don't waste it. You're better than you give yourself credit for and others see that so that's why you're going to Poole because you kick ass.
[17/10/2019, 10:59:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And also
[17/10/2019, 10:59:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose me cause of my experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 11:02:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But they chose Aaron, not you stu
[17/10/2019, 11:02:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447932795038 

This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose you cause of your experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 11:03:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's a good master to copy/paste from, team
[17/10/2019, 11:06:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447932795038
‎[17/10/2019, 11:06:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 11:06:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Yes
[17/10/2019, 11:06:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: A few times
[17/10/2019, 11:08:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Recruiter?
[17/10/2019, 11:08:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye.
[17/10/2019, 11:08:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How did you know. 😂
[17/10/2019, 11:09:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What's 'October week'?
[17/10/2019, 11:09:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I thought it was a month 😳
[17/10/2019, 11:09:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe it is in NZ.
[17/10/2019, 11:15:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So what's the unmissable, perfect role they've specifically singled out you for?
[17/10/2019, 11:20:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: They needed a good scheduler
[17/10/2019, 11:20:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: experienced administrators who have worked within the Construction or Engineering industry.
[17/10/2019, 11:20:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Which I haven't.
[17/10/2019, 11:20:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also told me to not respond if I was already in a permanent position.
[17/10/2019, 11:20:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Which I am.
[17/10/2019, 11:20:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I feel so headhunted!
[17/10/2019, 11:22:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's like recruiters don't ever actually read or do anything besides shotgun blast emails to everyone in their database
[17/10/2019, 11:23:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Actually it's not like that
[17/10/2019, 11:23:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It is that.
[17/10/2019, 11:23:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[17/10/2019, 11:23:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye, right on the nose there pal.
[17/10/2019, 11:25:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thanks guys
[17/10/2019, 11:26:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have a loving supporting family
[17/10/2019, 11:27:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You want to come and stab this cunt with me?
[17/10/2019, 11:27:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good bonding session before ye go.
[17/10/2019, 11:29:07] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I am alive
[17/10/2019, 11:29:16] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Hingin
[17/10/2019, 11:29:20] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: But alive
[17/10/2019, 11:30:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Let's do it
[17/10/2019, 11:30:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good lad.
[17/10/2019, 11:30:05] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: And @447932795038 

This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose you cause of your experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 11:30:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Best way
[17/10/2019, 11:30:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[17/10/2019, 11:31:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Are you part of the family Marcus
[17/10/2019, 11:31:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye you are
[17/10/2019, 11:31:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: My wee brother
[17/10/2019, 11:32:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Big brother.
[17/10/2019, 11:32:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[17/10/2019, 11:32:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am 22 hes 24 right
[17/10/2019, 11:33:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're 21 pal.
[17/10/2019, 11:33:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just because Jase went from 3 year old to teenager in a few hours doesn't mean you're going to add years on willy nilly.
[17/10/2019, 11:37:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've aged a bit more now. I have a property and am looking to buy my second
[17/10/2019, 11:38:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Let's says 25yr old wealthy from tech
[17/10/2019, 11:38:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck sake.
[17/10/2019, 11:38:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right you and Marcus can be twins.
[17/10/2019, 11:41:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm the evil twin
[17/10/2019, 11:41:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's always an evil one
[17/10/2019, 11:42:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair enough. Marcus does seem to be a good lad.
[17/10/2019, 11:43:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am 21 then
[17/10/2019, 11:43:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh fucn aye ur right enough
[17/10/2019, 11:43:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Inwantes to be able to work offshore and take steroids
[17/10/2019, 11:44:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm no sending back any of my tech money to me maw either
[17/10/2019, 11:44:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh is that right? Good luck finding a house by yourself then ya ungrateful wee shite.
[17/10/2019, 11:45:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're welcome!
[17/10/2019, 11:45:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I found my first one by mysel! You was too busy with whatever younger siblings are left!
[17/10/2019, 11:46:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And look what happened to that!
[17/10/2019, 11:47:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I dunno what happened?
[17/10/2019, 11:47:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Honestly I haven't been paying attention to it
[17/10/2019, 11:48:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Coulda burned down for all I know
[17/10/2019, 11:48:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Exactly.
[17/10/2019, 11:50:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well has it‽
[17/10/2019, 11:51:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You seem to know something I don't ma!
[17/10/2019, 11:51:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Go find out! You're an adult! You don't need me to tell you anything!
[17/10/2019, 11:52:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also I smell Brussel sprouts and now I'm pure gagging for a big roast dinner.
[17/10/2019, 11:52:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Family roast at your place?
[17/10/2019, 11:52:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Done.
[17/10/2019, 11:52:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: See yous tonight.
[17/10/2019, 11:53:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooft how about I take you to your granny's hoose. More space there.
[17/10/2019, 12:17:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Granny's a better cook too
[17/10/2019, 12:21:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nope no she isn't.
[17/10/2019, 12:21:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Worst cook I've ever met ngl.
[17/10/2019, 12:49:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447378782096 spoke to my boss about Mearns and he showed me where he lived and there are a few houses with garages either built into the side of the house or built as a standalone. Reckons it would be easy enough to wire it up if it didn't come with leccy already.
[17/10/2019, 12:50:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Only thing is he thinks the prices around his area are in the high end of the 100ks.
[17/10/2019, 13:39:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh my mum isn't the greatest cook either 🙊
[17/10/2019, 13:39:32] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve trained how to cook from YT, I fucking love cooking videos
[17/10/2019, 13:40:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And aye, any place with a garage will be able to have electricity run, but obs that would be harder/impossible in a flat where the garage is just a lock up in a block, away from the flat
[17/10/2019, 13:41:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah it's a desirable area. I'm aiming to have enough deposit to get pre-approved for up to 200k. But ideally aiming to spend around the 130-170 mark.
[17/10/2019, 13:41:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They're so relaxing, a natural antidepressant
[17/10/2019, 13:49:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I learned how to cook from my mum in the sense that I did the exact opposite of everything she did.
[17/10/2019, 14:02:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447974423860 what do you do for a crust?
[17/10/2019, 14:03:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Steady on there pal I'm no Ainsley Harriott.
‎[17/10/2019, 14:04:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 14:04:35] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Whatre you making?
[17/10/2019, 14:04:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Donford.
[17/10/2019, 14:04:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Epic name.
[17/10/2019, 14:04:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nothing!
[17/10/2019, 14:04:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mental eh
[17/10/2019, 14:05:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: South of England for ye I suppose.
[17/10/2019, 14:05:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However looks like an supplying my own taxis
[17/10/2019, 14:05:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "make your way to Poole"
Aye keep the receipts pal
[17/10/2019, 14:06:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wankers.
[17/10/2019, 14:06:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah man make em pay
[17/10/2019, 14:06:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Always do
[17/10/2019, 14:06:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Expenses
[17/10/2019, 14:06:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tis slang for "what's your job?"
[17/10/2019, 14:06:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fucking right am the expenses master
[17/10/2019, 14:06:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👍👍
[17/10/2019, 14:07:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Coffee for 99p? You're fucking right am clowning that shit
[17/10/2019, 14:07:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Claiming
[17/10/2019, 14:07:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh in that case I'm a spy.
[17/10/2019, 14:07:58] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Seems legit. No need to fact check that.
[17/10/2019, 14:08:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's true. @447919194788 and @447932795038 can both attest to it. I work for the government therefore am spy.
[17/10/2019, 14:08:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah. "public servant"
[17/10/2019, 14:09:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Spy.
[17/10/2019, 14:09:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stop chatting all day, this is not what I pay taxes for!
[17/10/2019, 14:09:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm a hell of a multitasker!
[17/10/2019, 14:09:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Me I'm allowed to slack off, working in the private sectoe
[17/10/2019, 14:09:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's right, the private sectoe
[17/10/2019, 14:09:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Of the foot of industry
[17/10/2019, 14:11:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or the industry of foot.
[17/10/2019, 14:11:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Big in Japan.
[17/10/2019, 14:12:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Right up there with used knickers vending
[17/10/2019, 14:15:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Burusera.
[17/10/2019, 14:15:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't Google that on my work computer because I'm sure I'd be fired by now.
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[17/10/2019, 14:17:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ain't I beautiful
[17/10/2019, 14:17:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: U proud of ur son
[17/10/2019, 14:17:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You're alright I guess
[17/10/2019, 14:17:46] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Buddy isnt not photographing IDs like step 1 of internet safety?
[17/10/2019, 14:17:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hah
[17/10/2019, 14:18:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's OK I stole his identity aaages ago
[17/10/2019, 14:19:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Well and whatsapp is owned by facebook so that info is never leaving the internet now
[17/10/2019, 14:19:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och love a wee picture day wi ma weans! 😍
[17/10/2019, 14:19:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Buts its "encrypted"
[17/10/2019, 14:19:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hardly fucking ID 😂
[17/10/2019, 14:20:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Now anyone can out and operate a marine knuckle crane!
[17/10/2019, 14:20:20] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: You shoulda sprung for one of the fancy backgrounds! It looks better on the fridge that way
[17/10/2019, 14:20:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bloody travesty
[17/10/2019, 14:20:51] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Oh boy! No one will notice the difference between me and aaron! Imma get me that job
[17/10/2019, 14:21:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well you gotta put your photo in there obviously
[17/10/2019, 14:21:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And make sure to print it in colour!
[17/10/2019, 14:21:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Max dpi!
[17/10/2019, 14:21:41] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: That sounds like work though boooooo
[17/10/2019, 14:21:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gonna need to look on my top secret police files to see if Aaron has any convictions..
[17/10/2019, 14:22:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Please dont
[17/10/2019, 14:22:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "it seems here that you've committed a crime: cutting about without my number"
[17/10/2019, 14:22:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Smooth
[17/10/2019, 14:22:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooft Jase
[17/10/2019, 14:22:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So fucking smooth
[17/10/2019, 14:23:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Imagine rolling into a pub with ur crane ticket
‎[17/10/2019, 14:23:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[17/10/2019, 14:24:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mate am obviously 18 ah can operate a crane in 3 metre waves
[17/10/2019, 14:24:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't worry, can't just access the system for no good reason. Everything gets audited. 😋
[17/10/2019, 14:25:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "here have two pints"
[17/10/2019, 14:28:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Theres an episode of coast al be on in wales
[17/10/2019, 14:28:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Using the crane to lift this 300 million£ energy making thingee
[17/10/2019, 14:28:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And you'll see me
[17/10/2019, 14:28:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fucking shitting myself
[17/10/2019, 14:30:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right troops.
[17/10/2019, 14:30:22] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: You’d struggle to get in garage with it
[17/10/2019, 14:30:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't have a TV licence
[17/10/2019, 14:30:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Salt and chilli haggis balls.
[17/10/2019, 14:30:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Would ye?
[17/10/2019, 14:30:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ayeeee
[17/10/2019, 14:30:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A what?
[17/10/2019, 14:30:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'd give it a go
[17/10/2019, 14:31:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can't watch you on the telly
[17/10/2019, 14:31:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They'll kick down my door and take £2k out of my butt
[17/10/2019, 14:31:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If I dare to watch TV without a licence
[17/10/2019, 14:31:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The day a pay my tv licence is the day yous can stick a bullet through ma heed
[17/10/2019, 14:32:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But but, my butt!
[17/10/2019, 14:32:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is it true that they can't catch you without a TV licence unless you invite them in?
[17/10/2019, 14:33:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also you don't need to get one if you're not watching live telly.
[17/10/2019, 14:33:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah but what if I want to watch BBC shows on iplayer?
[17/10/2019, 14:33:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wait a few months and get them on Netflix/Prime Video?
[17/10/2019, 14:34:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah just prime & Netflix for me
[17/10/2019, 14:34:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Weeeel
[17/10/2019, 14:34:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Actually
[17/10/2019, 14:34:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Anything BBC on those you need a licence for, too
[17/10/2019, 14:34:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They're right ball bags
[17/10/2019, 14:34:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck them
[17/10/2019, 14:34:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Seriously?
[17/10/2019, 14:34:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And here
[17/10/2019, 14:34:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Scott and co
[17/10/2019, 14:35:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken them arse bandits
[17/10/2019, 14:35:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They owe me £100 and am in the mood for a fight so time to make some calls
[17/10/2019, 14:35:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah, I did all the reading when I got a letter saying "we're coming to get you, you TV stealing cunt"
[17/10/2019, 14:36:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't watch TV so I'm not bothered. I'm not sure if I watch much BBC content on prime or Netflix either, but I'm not exactly bothered about that either.
[17/10/2019, 14:37:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye same I read somewhere that they can only prosecute you if you invite them in. Therefore we're good and they're vampires.
[17/10/2019, 14:42:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cool, I'll just stand there and say "oh are ye from TV licencing aye?" and then stare at them
[17/10/2019, 14:43:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sound plan.
[17/10/2019, 14:44:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fucken telly binge the night!
[17/10/2019, 14:44:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gonna watch so much gogglebox
[17/10/2019, 14:45:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Off to the gym after work.
[17/10/2019, 14:46:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Getting swole?
[17/10/2019, 14:47:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye. Gonnae need the strength to pick all my bloody weans up.
[17/10/2019, 14:47:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What's your routine of choice?
[17/10/2019, 14:48:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm running today. Gotta wait for plumbers to arrive and vacuum the drains first.
[17/10/2019, 14:48:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm doing a class tonight. Combination of light cardio and heavy weights.
[17/10/2019, 14:48:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Good combo
[17/10/2019, 14:48:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Mostly deadlifts.
[17/10/2019, 14:48:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Deadlifts are goodlifta
[17/10/2019, 14:49:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye totes.
[17/10/2019, 14:49:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Starting to prefer classes now. Feel like I'm slacking when I'm just doing my own thing in the gym.
[17/10/2019, 14:50:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair dos
[17/10/2019, 14:50:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Though whenever I get the balls to run and if you need a pal, lemme know. 😋
[17/10/2019, 14:51:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, running always better with a partner
[17/10/2019, 14:51:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Righto i'll try and build myself up then.
[17/10/2019, 14:52:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Same 😂
[17/10/2019, 14:52:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My running is shite atm
[17/10/2019, 14:52:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're already miles ahead of me lol.
[17/10/2019, 14:53:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It was about 5/6km the other day, but it took be like 48min
[17/10/2019, 14:54:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye but you'll get better the more you do it.
[17/10/2019, 14:55:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah I just spend waay too long in between phases of running so my performance drops right off. Usually doesn't take too long to get back to running 5k in around 30min
[17/10/2019, 14:56:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You tried reaching out for running buddies?
[17/10/2019, 15:07:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah, haven't been too bothered about it. I'm a lone wolf y'see
[17/10/2019, 15:07:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I always look up running groups on Meetup etc but never actually go 😂
[17/10/2019, 15:08:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But I'll make an exception for yourself seeing as you're family
[17/10/2019, 15:09:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och pal. 😊
[17/10/2019, 15:39:24] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: By the way @447932795038 

This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose you cause of your experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 15:42:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right
[17/10/2019, 15:42:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yous are all supportive cunts
[17/10/2019, 15:42:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And ah like it
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[17/10/2019, 15:44:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking shoe in then.
[17/10/2019, 15:45:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am a 27227x better then average
[17/10/2019, 15:45:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Must be hard just getting hands on deck to start with eh
[17/10/2019, 15:45:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You'll be fuckin in with a grin then
[17/10/2019, 15:46:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tbh first day on s new boat is nightmare
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[17/10/2019, 15:48:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Absolutely flat out...
[17/10/2019, 15:48:27] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Wow nice deck
[17/10/2019, 15:49:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye the head of it looks overused like
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[17/10/2019, 15:51:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Last one is us positioning the HMS queen Elizabeth
[17/10/2019, 15:51:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cool eh
[17/10/2019, 15:53:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That guy has a nice scruff.
[17/10/2019, 15:53:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hes a fucking prick
[17/10/2019, 15:53:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Real cool
[17/10/2019, 15:54:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What did he do?
[17/10/2019, 15:55:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hes a 5 foot tall polish cunt who honestly is a grass and moody as fuck and just an actual cunt
[17/10/2019, 15:56:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hah. Alright.
[17/10/2019, 15:57:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We went to Isla to fix a power cable and it was by chance the whisky festival. So we went out and got s couple gf's and I woke up the next morning,, she was sleeping and he was trying to kiss her
[17/10/2019, 15:58:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I was like wtf u playing at. She woke up and said the same
[17/10/2019, 15:58:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We carried on drinmknt and he kept asking her for a shave
[17/10/2019, 15:58:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shag
[17/10/2019, 15:58:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft. Classy cunt.
[17/10/2019, 15:59:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eventally she told him to fuck off cause his breath stinks
[17/10/2019, 15:59:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And he finally got a gf
[17/10/2019, 15:59:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Which he ended up in the same place as me n the captain
[17/10/2019, 16:00:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So me and the girl walked in and the girl went fucking MENTAL
[17/10/2019, 16:00:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: David was shagging her sister
[17/10/2019, 16:00:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who was 16
[17/10/2019, 16:00:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And David is married with a son
[17/10/2019, 16:00:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And is 36
[17/10/2019, 16:01:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuuuuuuucking hell.
[17/10/2019, 16:01:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And tbh his breath did stink
[17/10/2019, 16:01:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Always the worst cunts that have the nice scruff..
[17/10/2019, 16:02:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hes a prick
[17/10/2019, 16:02:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shouts all the time
[17/10/2019, 16:03:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Each day by 0700 I would have told him to shut the fuck up at least once
[17/10/2019, 16:04:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He thought he was an amazing singer and he was fucking pish. Thay polish accent trying to sing "glow" by ella Henderson will go right through yi
[17/10/2019, 16:05:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And he thought he was some sort of master with the girmd and the only time he got a shave was a 16 year old
[17/10/2019, 16:06:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And he would be in a fight every single night we went out. No matter what county. Would i help him? Fucking never
[17/10/2019, 16:06:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did he win? Fucking never
[17/10/2019, 16:07:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sounds like a winner
[17/10/2019, 16:07:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But other than all that, he was a nice guy, right? 😂
[17/10/2019, 16:08:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Speaking of height, I got measured for the first time in years, turns out I'm just over 5'9" instead of the 5'7"ish I thought I was. So that was nice. Got weighed at the same time. That wasn't so nice.
[17/10/2019, 16:08:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did he once headbutt a girl, miss and clunked his head against a beam then from into the girls boyfriend who proceeded to put his head through the puggy? Absolutely
[17/10/2019, 16:08:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did I laugh and by the guy a drink? You bet your ass I did
[17/10/2019, 16:09:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[17/10/2019, 16:09:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am 5.9.5
[17/10/2019, 16:10:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Classic Aaron
[17/10/2019, 16:10:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Taller and more swole. I cannae win. Next you'll tell me your dicks bigger than 4"
[17/10/2019, 16:10:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Boy thought I was away to layeth the smackethdown in his candy ass
[17/10/2019, 16:11:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The shock he got when I said c'mon my friend I owe you a drink
[17/10/2019, 16:11:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh you bought the tool a drink?
Classy move actually.
[17/10/2019, 16:11:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No
[17/10/2019, 16:12:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah yeah it's coming together properly in my head now
[17/10/2019, 16:12:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I bought the guy who put my ship"mates" head through that puggy a drink
[17/10/2019, 16:12:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, took me a bit to work it out
[17/10/2019, 16:12:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Because I'm clever
[17/10/2019, 16:13:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're only 5'9 Aaron? Had you pegged at well over 6 foot.
[17/10/2019, 16:14:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pegged eh
[17/10/2019, 16:14:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 1. David tried to hit a girl
2. Hes a fucking bellend
3-9. I really dislike him 
10. I build up a good reputation in Brighton and also spoke to the guy a few times and he was sound as fuck
[17/10/2019, 16:14:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Figure of speech pal.
[17/10/2019, 16:14:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well an ,5.10
[17/10/2019, 16:14:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, still gonna twist it.
[17/10/2019, 16:15:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 5.11 on a good day
[17/10/2019, 16:15:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye just keep your boots on and you'll be fine.
[17/10/2019, 16:16:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 5,11.5 when an feeling confident and walk with a spring in my step and if am popular with the girls in that area
[17/10/2019, 16:16:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[17/10/2019, 16:17:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I once woke up in the wrong boat in liverpool and the reason that was is I got into security and he wouldn't let me in cause i was drunk right
[17/10/2019, 16:18:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And there was a crew from another boat behind me
[17/10/2019, 16:19:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And they said they'll take me to their ship which was right next to the gates and I wouldn't cause an accident or fall in the water cause it was right next to us
[17/10/2019, 16:19:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So they guy said ok al need to take ur details blah blah blah
[17/10/2019, 16:20:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So it says kn my discharge book am 5.10
[17/10/2019, 16:21:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The guy was so against that figure he called the fucking coastguards office e
And told them to send me a new book(costs about £200) and that I would need to get the stamps redone ?costs about (£1000)
[17/10/2019, 16:22:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All because my book said I was 0.5 of an inch taller than I am
[17/10/2019, 16:23:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that if he found my body they wouldn't be able to ide identify it
[17/10/2019, 16:23:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[17/10/2019, 16:24:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The lesson I learned that night was dont get drunk and piss off port security cause they can make ur life hell
[17/10/2019, 16:24:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fuck i lovehate UK beauracracy
[17/10/2019, 16:24:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Obviously never paid for a book or anything
[17/10/2019, 16:24:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Least you don't work in it.
[17/10/2019, 16:25:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But nobody could ever figure out why the security guard was so irate at me
[17/10/2019, 16:25:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Even the guy at the MCA told him to fuck off, he thought it was a wind up
[17/10/2019, 16:25:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe you should just gel your hair up.
[17/10/2019, 16:25:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That'll get you to 5'10.
[17/10/2019, 16:26:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well thank god that other crew was there or u would have froze to death
[17/10/2019, 16:26:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och naw! Cannae have my wee wean freezing to death!
[17/10/2019, 16:26:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Should've said and I would've sent you a blanket.
[17/10/2019, 16:27:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Never got back to my ship cause i was drunk and obviously didnt look 5.10
[17/10/2019, 16:27:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its ok mom
[17/10/2019, 16:28:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dont worry about me and my shipping adventures
[17/10/2019, 16:28:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: *mum
[17/10/2019, 16:28:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And I always will worry, you know that. ❤️
[17/10/2019, 16:29:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I honestly thought like it was a stereotype and myth that sailors get into fucking weird situations when they are pished and all that
[17/10/2019, 16:29:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Makes for fucking brilliant stories though
[17/10/2019, 16:29:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Mwummy-chan
[17/10/2019, 16:29:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gabriel I swear I will rinse your mouth out with soap!
[17/10/2019, 16:30:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oooooo I forgot about the weeb chat
[17/10/2019, 16:30:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or your fingers in this case.
[17/10/2019, 16:30:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Let's get it on
[17/10/2019, 16:31:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: M..m...mommy 🤭
[17/10/2019, 16:32:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's been a loooooong back breaking day at work...
[17/10/2019, 16:32:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's not weeb that's just creepy.
[17/10/2019, 16:32:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: C..c..could I ask for a back massage pweeeez? 🤭🤭🤭
[17/10/2019, 16:32:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 🤮🤮🤤
[17/10/2019, 16:33:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol that last one was so accidental.
[17/10/2019, 16:33:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣
[17/10/2019, 16:33:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
[17/10/2019, 16:33:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wtf was that last emoji nikki
[17/10/2019, 16:33:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Drooling. 😂
[17/10/2019, 16:33:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You got something to tell the family
[17/10/2019, 16:33:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nooooo.
[17/10/2019, 16:33:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase what u think of this
[17/10/2019, 16:34:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gabriel?
[17/10/2019, 16:34:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu... wherever the fuck you're at
[17/10/2019, 16:34:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marcus?
[17/10/2019, 16:35:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Colin
[17/10/2019, 16:35:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: BDJ
[17/10/2019, 16:35:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think you're a sicko
[17/10/2019, 16:35:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Your absolutely correct
[17/10/2019, 16:35:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No arguments at all from my side
[17/10/2019, 16:36:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's cool, I don't judge
[17/10/2019, 16:39:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey I just remembered about Brexit
[17/10/2019, 16:40:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[17/10/2019, 16:40:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This could possibly be my last time out the country without needing a work visa
[17/10/2019, 16:42:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Facing a dilemma troops.
[17/10/2019, 16:42:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Really want to go to the gym but also want to go to the shop and get some ice cream.
[17/10/2019, 16:42:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What's up mum
[17/10/2019, 16:42:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm pure starving man.
[17/10/2019, 16:43:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ice cream wins then
[17/10/2019, 16:43:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Go to gym then get ice cram
[17/10/2019, 16:43:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You deserve it
[17/10/2019, 16:43:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ice cram.
[17/10/2019, 16:43:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah just get the nice cream then go couch mode
[17/10/2019, 16:43:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm also pure starving but I'm def going for a run first
[17/10/2019, 16:43:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Don't listen to Aaron he's a bad influence
[17/10/2019, 16:44:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm I'm ment to be the gym freak of this family
[17/10/2019, 16:44:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I think he's using reverse psychology.
[17/10/2019, 16:45:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Knows I cannae stand him so I'll do the exact opposite of what he tells me.
[17/10/2019, 16:45:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Get ice cream on the way back from the gym
[17/10/2019, 16:45:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Double win
[17/10/2019, 16:45:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye even a wee Cornetto won't hurt.
[17/10/2019, 16:45:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Surely.
[17/10/2019, 16:45:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stu knows the deal
[17/10/2019, 16:46:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye okay, cheers pals.
‎[17/10/2019, 16:47:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 16:47:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
‎[17/10/2019, 16:58:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 16:59:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bahaha.
[17/10/2019, 16:59:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[17/10/2019, 16:59:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Omg why we all drooling.
[17/10/2019, 17:00:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You started it nikki
[17/10/2019, 17:00:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Accident!
[17/10/2019, 17:00:58] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤤
[17/10/2019, 17:01:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am going to make a post about the group chat n see how much people I can wind up
[17/10/2019, 17:01:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Might even get a couple new decent faces
[17/10/2019, 17:02:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft here we go.
[17/10/2019, 17:03:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Might have to save some of ya numbers before the inevitable melt down
‎[17/10/2019, 17:04:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[17/10/2019, 17:05:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye.
[17/10/2019, 17:05:33] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: 500 messages eh
[17/10/2019, 17:05:38] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Can someone sum up
[17/10/2019, 17:05:52] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Hit me with that newsletter
[17/10/2019, 17:06:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think I'm about to have a few more weans.
[17/10/2019, 17:06:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[17/10/2019, 17:06:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also everybody is small.
[17/10/2019, 17:07:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also we're going to buy Jase a new house.
[17/10/2019, 17:09:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's about it I think?
[17/10/2019, 17:09:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aaron needs to be constantly reminded that he deserves his job
[17/10/2019, 17:10:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh shit aye.
[17/10/2019, 17:10:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447932795038 

This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose you cause of your experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 17:10:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And the drool emoji is a thing that Nikki started
[17/10/2019, 17:10:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Though I can't actually find it so I just copypasta
[17/10/2019, 17:11:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The drool emoji is a thing that Nikki ended.
[17/10/2019, 17:11:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's out there now Nikki, ye cannae stop it. Like Pandoras Box
‎[17/10/2019, 17:11:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[17/10/2019, 17:12:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ffs
‎[17/10/2019, 17:13:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 17:16:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Colin 😂
[17/10/2019, 17:18:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He a cunt
[17/10/2019, 17:18:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right who else for admission
[17/10/2019, 17:19:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Admin
[17/10/2019, 17:19:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If you speak ah the time ur an admin
[17/10/2019, 17:20:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was away to leave oot nikki but shes ma maw n al only get mince n tatties without the mince n tatties for supper so aye
[17/10/2019, 17:23:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I want t add in comin just to tell him hes a cunt then kick him
[17/10/2019, 17:24:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So civil.
[17/10/2019, 17:25:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am joking but aye
[17/10/2019, 17:25:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hows it feel to be an admin
[17/10/2019, 17:38:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Queen of the World.
[17/10/2019, 17:40:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You already was that x
[17/10/2019, 17:44:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You trying to outsmooth Jase?
[17/10/2019, 17:44:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just felt like being nice since the group is being nice to me
[17/10/2019, 17:45:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can't be done.
[17/10/2019, 17:45:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't think so.
[17/10/2019, 17:45:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What a wee sweetie pie you are!
‎[17/10/2019, 17:46:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[17/10/2019, 17:57:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry never meant that
[17/10/2019, 17:59:07] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Evening
[17/10/2019, 18:00:58] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Evening to you too!
[17/10/2019, 18:01:21] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Anyone have any suggestions for cocktails happy hour near Central Station?
[17/10/2019, 18:05:10] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: No happy hours but isn't there that blue dog place?
[17/10/2019, 18:16:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Evenin
[17/10/2019, 18:34:46] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Anyone doing anything exciting?
[17/10/2019, 18:35:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Does figure drawing count
[17/10/2019, 18:35:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Watching the news
[17/10/2019, 18:36:35] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Sure if it excited you
‎[17/10/2019, 18:43:59] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 18:49:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm struggling to make sense of that picture. Besides the spider, what is it?
[17/10/2019, 18:49:56] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: A tin drainer in a tub
[17/10/2019, 18:50:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What's a tin drainer?
[17/10/2019, 18:51:35] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tala-Stainless-Steel-Can-Drainer/dp/B000TAVVRW
[17/10/2019, 18:52:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: TIL
[17/10/2019, 18:52:20] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Good tool for tuna
[17/10/2019, 18:52:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I always went with the ol "Open the can not quite all the way and tip it up" method
[17/10/2019, 18:53:09] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Nae pick up one of those
[17/10/2019, 18:53:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mate I don't even own a can opener at this point
[17/10/2019, 18:54:01] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: 😂
[17/10/2019, 18:54:11] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Have a flatwarming and make a list
[17/10/2019, 18:54:46] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Did everything go alright back at work?
[17/10/2019, 18:55:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You mean starting back after getting the new visa?
[17/10/2019, 18:55:55] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Mhm
[17/10/2019, 18:56:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Because that was a fucking shambles 😂
[17/10/2019, 18:56:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: No AD account for a week, no laptop for two weeks...
[17/10/2019, 18:56:29] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: They knew you where coming back no?
[17/10/2019, 18:56:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yup
[17/10/2019, 18:56:36] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Place is a joke
[17/10/2019, 18:56:53] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Come to my work 😬
[17/10/2019, 18:57:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I even started a week later than I was supposed to cause the visa was late getting back to me in NZ so had to change flights
[17/10/2019, 18:57:09] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: They are looking for a dev ops guy for my team soon
[17/10/2019, 18:57:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They gotta be able to sponsor a Tier 2 ;)
[17/10/2019, 18:57:24] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I'm sure they would
‎[17/10/2019, 18:58:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 18:58:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They are not listed on the sponsor list
[17/10/2019, 18:58:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although neither was AC
[17/10/2019, 18:59:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: tbf this is a bit of a clique now
[17/10/2019, 18:59:31] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Who's that?
[17/10/2019, 18:59:56] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: We have offices all around the world so I don't know why they wouldn't.
[17/10/2019, 19:00:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Anyway I'm fairly happy at AC - I've learned to stop giving a shit and just go with whatever, rack up the flexi, collect the salary & bonuses, and not think about work at the end of each day
[17/10/2019, 19:00:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They hire locally in their offices probs 😂
[17/10/2019, 19:02:09] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Fair enough
[17/10/2019, 19:02:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cannae feel ma legs.
[17/10/2019, 19:02:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've had pretty much free reign (in consultation with Colin) on re-writing the mess that Alex came up with, so works been kinda fun
[17/10/2019, 19:02:29] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Oh Alex 😂
[17/10/2019, 19:02:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think that not being a developer helps
[17/10/2019, 19:03:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. Now Liam trys to distance himself from it all as well eh. But we know he was complicit
[17/10/2019, 19:03:37] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: 😂 😂 Amazing
[17/10/2019, 19:03:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Almost slapped the boy today, running around like a headless chicken screaming about shit being broke
[17/10/2019, 19:03:51] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: What happened to the machines?
[17/10/2019, 19:03:59] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Liam?
[17/10/2019, 19:04:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yup
[17/10/2019, 19:04:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The machines?
[17/10/2019, 19:04:22] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Swipe things
[17/10/2019, 19:04:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haha guess
[17/10/2019, 19:04:42] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Ain't happening
[17/10/2019, 19:04:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yuuuuuup
[17/10/2019, 19:05:05] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: 😂
[17/10/2019, 19:05:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well, no ones said anything officially, but Alex handed it all over to the Ace team and no ones heard anything since
[17/10/2019, 19:05:33] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Oh no
[17/10/2019, 19:05:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Still got an open PR on the ansible repo for swipe machine stuff, that'll eventually get closed I imagine
[17/10/2019, 19:05:39] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I'll find out from Scott
[17/10/2019, 19:05:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Which one's Scott?
[17/10/2019, 19:06:23] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Mcalister
[17/10/2019, 19:06:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah that Scott. Haven't spoken to him in a while
[17/10/2019, 19:07:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You know Jase 1 has had a kid?
[17/10/2019, 19:07:40] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Aye
[17/10/2019, 19:07:44] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Emo jase
[17/10/2019, 19:07:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry, kud
[17/10/2019, 19:08:00] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: What did he end up having?
[17/10/2019, 19:08:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lol. Nah he's not emo, he just doesn't talk to anyone
[17/10/2019, 19:08:23] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: He is emo, you should have seen him when he grist started
[17/10/2019, 19:08:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: A boy
[17/10/2019, 19:08:49] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Well send on my congratulations if you do talk to him
[17/10/2019, 19:08:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Probably sad cuz it took so long to import his wife
[17/10/2019, 19:09:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I will
[17/10/2019, 19:09:19] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: What happened?
[17/10/2019, 19:09:42] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I didn't get that whole relationship, he told folk one thing and others another
[17/10/2019, 19:09:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh that was all happening when I started - his wife's american and it took a couple of attempts (and a fair bit of coin by the sounds) to get her visa sorted out
[17/10/2019, 19:10:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah I'd heard about that. Sounds like he wanted some side action while his other half was stuck across the water
[17/10/2019, 19:10:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I dunno, he seems sound to me, we chat a fair bit
[17/10/2019, 19:11:00] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Yup sad really, I know for sure he sniffed around the IT lassies
[17/10/2019, 19:11:13] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I enjoyed our chats we had.
[17/10/2019, 19:11:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Rookie mistake. Don't screw the crew
[17/10/2019, 19:11:50] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Yup, my one rule
[17/10/2019, 19:13:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I difficult one being a straight male next to that marketing department. Fortunately I'm well out of their league so I've got nothing to worry about 😂
[17/10/2019, 19:16:13] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: We are all beautiful to someone
‎[17/10/2019, 19:17:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[17/10/2019, 19:17:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also hi Angelina. 😊
[17/10/2019, 19:17:43] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Hey Nikki
[17/10/2019, 19:19:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's on the menu for tonight then.
[17/10/2019, 19:19:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm famished.
[17/10/2019, 19:20:08] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I'm just watching ba test kitchen and waiting for my dinner to cook
[17/10/2019, 19:21:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh yeah I'm total stunner in the troll community
[17/10/2019, 19:22:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's your dinner?
[17/10/2019, 19:22:28] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Roast chicken thing with some veg
[17/10/2019, 19:23:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hmm. Did say I wanted a roast dinner earlier.
‎[17/10/2019, 19:23:10] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 19:23:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, you did
[17/10/2019, 19:23:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The order of those messages makes it seem that I have far too much insight into Angelina's life.
[17/10/2019, 19:24:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe you do.
[17/10/2019, 19:24:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You worked together?
[17/10/2019, 19:24:46] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: We did
[17/10/2019, 19:24:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also this bus smells of chips which has been drowned in vinegar.
[17/10/2019, 19:24:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So now I'm torn.
[17/10/2019, 19:25:00] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Oh man
[17/10/2019, 19:25:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also I love trolls. 😁
[17/10/2019, 19:25:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The cute ones, not the antagonistic ones.
[17/10/2019, 19:27:02] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Actually going out with a few folk from the old work tomorrow night
[17/10/2019, 19:27:34] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Being called a traitor from my new team as its a work night out with them too and I ain't going
[17/10/2019, 19:28:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's fair dos, you're theirs now
[17/10/2019, 19:29:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Has someone left again?
[17/10/2019, 19:29:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tell your new team to be more interesting.
[17/10/2019, 19:30:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hola
[17/10/2019, 19:31:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw al come out with u mom
[17/10/2019, 19:31:20] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: No, it was meant to be Rachel's flat warming.
[17/10/2019, 19:31:32] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: What?
[17/10/2019, 19:31:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You've missed so much.
[17/10/2019, 19:32:03] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Oh tell me cause none of them will
[17/10/2019, 19:32:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: All of it was none of my idea
[17/10/2019, 19:32:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve just been sucked into it
[17/10/2019, 19:32:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nikki is mom/mum/maw, Aaron's one of the weans.
I guess you didn't really miss that much.
[17/10/2019, 19:33:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah back from getting cigs?
[17/10/2019, 19:33:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[17/10/2019, 19:33:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's only been 22 years
[17/10/2019, 19:33:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (I went from 3 to 25 today)
[17/10/2019, 19:34:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye and I got abuse for saying am 24 instead of 21
[17/10/2019, 19:35:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And so you bloody should
[17/10/2019, 19:35:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yet you're awright to skip a couple decades
[17/10/2019, 19:35:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mon
[17/10/2019, 19:35:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: moooom
[17/10/2019, 19:37:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He's buying a fucking hoose!
[17/10/2019, 19:37:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What the fuck are you doing with your life?!
[17/10/2019, 19:39:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also I'm not American and neither are you ya bawbag so stop calling me mom.
[17/10/2019, 19:40:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ya know, ma, every time you tell him to stop hes going to double down on it for longer, right?
[17/10/2019, 19:41:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am buying a flat n going away on saturday. You?
[17/10/2019, 19:41:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bro
[17/10/2019, 19:41:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shes upset ma
[17/10/2019, 19:41:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can you send the copypasta
[17/10/2019, 19:42:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447932795038 

This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose you cause of your experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[17/10/2019, 19:42:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: There you go doll.
[17/10/2019, 19:43:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ye buyin a flat?
[17/10/2019, 19:43:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I know.
[17/10/2019, 19:43:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Shall I come to the pier and wave you off?
[17/10/2019, 19:45:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well renting
[17/10/2019, 19:46:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye if you like but you'll have ti blow a kiss boe after u hurt ms feel feels
[17/10/2019, 19:47:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: P.s sm sorry aboot ma typos the day. Getting used t a new keyboard
[17/10/2019, 19:48:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[17/10/2019, 19:49:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think I can get in on your expenses account or am I gonnae have to make my own way to Poole?
[17/10/2019, 19:54:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye fuck it
[17/10/2019, 19:55:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al just say ma mom is coming soon t wave ma goodbye
[17/10/2019, 19:55:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol ok
[17/10/2019, 19:56:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wina say blow a kiss  goodbye cause that's a bit too far no think
[17/10/2019, 19:57:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye just a wee bit.
[17/10/2019, 19:58:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They'd think am jases age he was this morning or sumin
[17/10/2019, 19:58:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cant have that happening
[17/10/2019, 19:59:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[17/10/2019, 20:00:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Naw definitely not, especially if they're gonna dispute you being 5'10.
[17/10/2019, 20:02:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken
[17/10/2019, 20:02:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And remember I need to be average to get back
[17/10/2019, 20:03:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So cuddling ur mom on the pier would be considered below average
[17/10/2019, 20:04:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sounds like me being there at all would be considered below average
[17/10/2019, 20:04:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I'd have to pull a masterclass on deck to get my score up
[17/10/2019, 20:05:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And nikki I I cba doing that so
[17/10/2019, 20:05:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw 1
[17/10/2019, 20:05:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair dos, will wave goodbye from my couch.
[17/10/2019, 20:05:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al settle for that
[17/10/2019, 20:06:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Feel the motherly pride through your phone screen.
[17/10/2019, 20:06:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye if you say so
[17/10/2019, 20:07:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man, brutal.
[17/10/2019, 20:35:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av got a date tomorrow
[17/10/2019, 20:36:22] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Has she got a pal with low standards for men
[17/10/2019, 20:36:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is it with a boat?
[17/10/2019, 20:36:27] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Me*
[17/10/2019, 20:37:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Possibly
[17/10/2019, 20:37:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shes actually bi
[17/10/2019, 20:37:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So that's new
[17/10/2019, 20:37:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Does she have a lassie pal with low standards?
[17/10/2019, 20:38:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I would so be up for a double date
[17/10/2019, 20:38:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Are u bi
[17/10/2019, 20:38:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tits are tits.
[17/10/2019, 20:39:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: .....
[17/10/2019, 20:39:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Soesnt really answer my Q
[17/10/2019, 20:39:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Doesnt
[17/10/2019, 20:39:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[17/10/2019, 20:39:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye
[17/10/2019, 20:39:38] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I just got barked at by a dog in a pram. Feel I've hit rock bottom
[17/10/2019, 20:39:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu
[17/10/2019, 20:40:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Dog walked towards me with a big smile and a waggy tail. Good shit does happen in Paisley.
[17/10/2019, 20:40:28] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447932795038  bring her to my work tomorrow night
[17/10/2019, 20:41:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw u working the morn
[17/10/2019, 20:41:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Not fair!
[17/10/2019, 20:41:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cunt
[17/10/2019, 20:41:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’m playing a gig in a pub for 2 hrs
[17/10/2019, 20:41:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not my fault you have primadonna dugs in your area!
[17/10/2019, 20:42:22] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Mind you the smiling dog was probably happy because it ate some heroin crumbs
[17/10/2019, 20:42:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Rabies
[17/10/2019, 20:42:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Is it no pre madonna
[17/10/2019, 20:42:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Was a beautiful big golden lab.
[17/10/2019, 20:42:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Naw Aaron.
[17/10/2019, 20:43:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: TIL
[17/10/2019, 20:44:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Prima = first, Donna = woman. I.e. leading lady in an opera
[17/10/2019, 20:44:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I also knew that
[17/10/2019, 20:44:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Leave your brother alone, he's still learning.
‎[17/10/2019, 20:44:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[17/10/2019, 20:45:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Politics are fucked up eh
[17/10/2019, 20:45:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Farage
[17/10/2019, 20:45:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Fuck sake
[17/10/2019, 20:45:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Welp you're definitely leaving on the 31st then
[17/10/2019, 20:45:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If farage is against it
[17/10/2019, 20:45:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The architect of this fucking shit shown
[17/10/2019, 20:45:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If you're at sea on the 31st, will you have issues coming back in?
[17/10/2019, 20:45:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tis no as black n what as that!
[17/10/2019, 20:46:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The one who scarenongered the piblic
[17/10/2019, 20:46:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How no?
[17/10/2019, 20:46:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 350 million a week to our NHS LOOOOL
[17/10/2019, 20:47:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well, there's big ones, small ones, fake ones, perky ones, saggy ones
[17/10/2019, 20:47:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: All lovely in their own way
[17/10/2019, 20:47:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No cunt has any idea part of the reason i got laid off
‎[17/10/2019, 20:48:08] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[17/10/2019, 20:48:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But probably no
[17/10/2019, 20:48:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's all well and good keeping the trade agreement stuff
[17/10/2019, 20:49:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But that's no use if ur industry is falling to bits
[17/10/2019, 20:49:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: See, as I understand it
[17/10/2019, 20:49:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And they're all nice. Tits are tits!
[17/10/2019, 20:50:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Either the pound goes mental expensive. So they wouldn't be able to afford our boats to come help
[17/10/2019, 20:50:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Och, aye. I'm hearing a different inflection now and understand where you're coming from.
[17/10/2019, 20:50:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am talking about work boats for civil engineering jobs etc
[17/10/2019, 20:50:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: There it is. Knew you'd get it.
[17/10/2019, 20:51:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or the pound becomes really cheap and they can afford our boats but then the companies struggle cause the economy is worse
[17/10/2019, 20:51:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or e everything stays the same and you need visas
[17/10/2019, 20:51:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's like instead if
🙄Tits are tits🙄
It's actually
🎉Tits are tits!🎉
[17/10/2019, 20:51:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Either way every cunt loses.
[17/10/2019, 20:51:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not me
[17/10/2019, 20:51:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Exactly. :D
[17/10/2019, 20:51:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I win
[17/10/2019, 20:52:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What martime law suggests is your companies responsibility
[17/10/2019, 20:53:05] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447932795038  where are you taking your date tomorrow?
[17/10/2019, 20:53:21] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Classy miller and carter or spoons
[17/10/2019, 20:53:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And fuck waiting for visas if you can complete the job before they get issued with a closer company who may be more expensive  but then you dont have to pay for visas
[17/10/2019, 20:54:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or you don't need visas and the currency remains the same sorta difference
[17/10/2019, 20:54:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ahy would you give money to the UK when you can keep it in the EU
[17/10/2019, 20:54:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A LOT of our jobs are EU funded
[17/10/2019, 20:55:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like for example
[17/10/2019, 20:55:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Civil engineering projects to benefit the community. Let's say a bridge across a river
[17/10/2019, 20:56:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It  benefits the people and the EU is all about that so they pay for it through their funds
[17/10/2019, 20:56:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: UK on the other hand doesnt give a fuck
[17/10/2019, 20:56:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's a large part of why most of Scotland voted remain - without EU funding lots of stuff(*) wouldn't have happened
[17/10/2019, 20:57:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: * - I'm not exactly sure what, but I'm going to take a stab and say important shit like roading projects
[17/10/2019, 20:57:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Experinental things. Like that thing in Wales  an experinental thing which is essentially a bi-plane underwater.

This is attached to a buoy by and umbilical and it does figures of 8
[17/10/2019, 20:58:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The buoy can get solar power and wind power to both send ashore and power the electronics of this biplane (called a kite)
[17/10/2019, 20:58:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's sounds awesome
[17/10/2019, 20:59:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the kite creates kinetic energy going through the water, tidal and also builds a bigger current surrounding it which the bouy picks up
[17/10/2019, 20:59:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So you dont need tide
[17/10/2019, 21:00:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its creating like 4 or 5 types of green energy by it's own means and doesnt need any of the elements to work
[17/10/2019, 21:00:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So its creating its own by one means or the other
[17/10/2019, 21:00:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So always creating energy
[17/10/2019, 21:00:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Costs millions
[17/10/2019, 21:01:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Obviously EU funded
[17/10/2019, 21:01:43] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: As a musician, fuck load of my ‘professional’ gigs are related to stuff with eu funding
[17/10/2019, 21:02:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Like I’ve played sports conferences and shit where most of their money is EU
[17/10/2019, 21:03:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So there was the engineers, electricians  scientists, hydrographical guys, site managers, deckhands, captains, marine engineers, planners, shipping companies, steel works, hire containers and even toilets, construction companies, taxi drivers, hotels to keep the staff.. fuck I would be here all day listing off the people involved.
[17/10/2019, 21:03:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that's one EU project
[17/10/2019, 21:04:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Millions of pounds for all this
[17/10/2019, 21:04:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And now.  Not a fucking soul
[17/10/2019, 21:05:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Now thing say 1 of them projects happening a week (various different things onshore and everywhere)
[17/10/2019, 21:05:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And say 10 million pounds all in
[17/10/2019, 21:05:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that's cheap but just for easyness
[17/10/2019, 21:06:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But that's 520 million a year getting divided between companies for staffing and materials
[17/10/2019, 21:06:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's 520 million more pounds into the economy and in everyones pockets
[17/10/2019, 21:06:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Now gone
[17/10/2019, 21:07:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that's ONE aspect. That's the environmental research. There is fucking hundreds of different things happening, hundreds of times a year
[17/10/2019, 21:08:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Billions of pounds pumped into the economy JUST by the EU
[17/10/2019, 21:09:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that's not one offs, another example. These research experiments need constant maintenance. They 50% of the time will build a boat specifically for one thing. So that buoy will probs get it's own  boat to carry our maintenance
[17/10/2019, 21:11:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So a company will out its name in and the eu will say right, we'll pay for the boat and you can keep it after the project. But we want 50% back
[17/10/2019, 21:11:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And a boat will cost 10 million for specialist equipment and a new design etc.
[17/10/2019, 21:15:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So that's another 10 million. And that boat needs contractors, that's say month on month off, 4 guys a ship. That's 8 jobs. The boat now  needs maintaining so thats the same. Another 8 guys. That's 16 horns created. The crew needs someone ashore to organise everything. That's 2 people. Now this needs dry docked and refitted every two years. Dry dock was failing but now this cash injection 50 people including cleaners and crane operators get to keep their job that was at risk. That's around 70 people in work for this one project and ship. 30 of these jobs are newly created
[17/10/2019, 21:15:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry am ranting but that's what people have thrown away. And am talking about one industry
[17/10/2019, 21:16:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And. 
Breathe. 😴😶
[17/10/2019, 21:19:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm a bit confused, can you tell me what you really think Aaron?
[17/10/2019, 21:20:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[17/10/2019, 21:20:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And people are like 
"Aye but we did it without the EU, WE CAN DO IT AGAIN"

aye righto, when the uk had the biggest merchant navy fleet in the world and owned most ships and major ports? Ain't like that no more people. Its 2019, not 1919 when there was still deaths from the fucking plague and electric was rare as fuck
[17/10/2019, 21:20:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fantastic emoji
[17/10/2019, 21:20:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: WE GOT THROUGH THE WAR!!
[17/10/2019, 21:22:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye right enough. Owing no thanks to a 20 mile stretch of fucking sea that skews everycunt down. But no no it was all do do with glorious Britain. Not our lucky geographic location
[17/10/2019, 21:22:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
[17/10/2019, 21:23:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Burn that fucking thing
[17/10/2019, 21:23:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇿
[17/10/2019, 21:24:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Might aswell get it out the road before the whole country goes up in flames thanks to the "good old days" crowd and the 65+ year olds
[17/10/2019, 21:24:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Theres a beautiful sight
[17/10/2019, 21:25:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cept for the jack in our flag
[17/10/2019, 21:26:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We had a referendum for changing the flag in 2016. NZD$24 million, in the end we voted to keep the existing one 🤦‍♂
[17/10/2019, 21:27:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: All because the PM at the time wanted to leave his mark, the smug cunt
[17/10/2019, 21:27:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken i was watching a YouTube vid if that once hahaha
[17/10/2019, 21:27:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So fucking stupid
[17/10/2019, 21:27:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "Oh but everyone confuses it with Australias"
[17/10/2019, 21:27:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No as stupid as our referendum results
[17/10/2019, 21:27:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's because Australia fucken copied our one and added a star!
[17/10/2019, 21:28:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye true
[17/10/2019, 21:28:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Never mind. The baby boomers will soon be dead ")
[17/10/2019, 21:28:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not if medical science has anything to say!
[17/10/2019, 21:28:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It'll keep all the bigoted white folk alive
[17/10/2019, 21:28:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They'd reject it anyway
[17/10/2019, 21:29:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not if it's keeping them alive
[17/10/2019, 21:29:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The hypocrisy runs deep, remember
[17/10/2019, 21:29:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: "Didnt have shit like that in my dats"
[17/10/2019, 21:30:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I like the picture of everyone on their phones they love to post
[17/10/2019, 21:30:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haha aye
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[17/10/2019, 21:31:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then we can post this one
[17/10/2019, 21:32:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yous just sit in silence on your phones
[17/10/2019, 21:33:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye like you did with your newspaper yi hypocrites
[17/10/2019, 21:34:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's not like there's anything wrong with that either
[17/10/2019, 21:34:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: People generally suck
[17/10/2019, 21:35:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye ah know thats my poit
[17/10/2019, 21:36:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Your coit
[17/10/2019, 21:36:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ?
[17/10/2019, 21:37:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I said am going cheap and shes buying drinks an buying food. Paesano west end
[17/10/2019, 21:40:41] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Move it to centre then come to my pub after
[17/10/2019, 21:40:49] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Live music and German beer
[17/10/2019, 21:45:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That post about the chat went down like a lead balloon eh
[17/10/2019, 21:46:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken I deleted it
[17/10/2019, 21:47:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I posted it for a wind up hence the wording ,😂😂
[17/10/2019, 21:47:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But
[17/10/2019, 21:47:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[17/10/2019, 21:49:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Time you start and what's ur pub called
[17/10/2019, 21:50:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nae staying out late mind. Ma fight is 9am saturday
[17/10/2019, 21:52:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ooooh I have a response from the NZ mortgage broker I emailed - using recent brexit terminology, borrowing against my house for a deposit over here is 'difficult but possible'
[17/10/2019, 21:52:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: @447720595997
[17/10/2019, 21:53:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Reply in 5 mins and al come
[17/10/2019, 22:00:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Im on 8-10 and Baveria Brauhaus
[17/10/2019, 22:01:02] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Soz I’m playing gta and I couldn’t reply
[17/10/2019, 22:03:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What kind of music do you play Marcus?
[17/10/2019, 22:04:23] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: It’s in a German pub so we’re doing oohmpa tunes and a fuck load of pop shit
[17/10/2019, 22:04:37] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Cos Oktoberfest
[17/10/2019, 22:05:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Daft question but does Oktoberfest last the entire month?
[17/10/2019, 22:06:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Yeah
[17/10/2019, 22:07:02] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: End of September to the end of October
[17/10/2019, 22:08:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[17/10/2019, 22:52:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ok al come
[17/10/2019, 23:25:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This girl is struggling to handle me being on the wind up all the time its fucking hillarious
[17/10/2019, 23:26:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Youll see it first hand tomorrow Marcus
[17/10/2019, 23:27:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Call her mommy
[17/10/2019, 23:27:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: See what she says
[17/10/2019, 23:27:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marcus thinking hes tough with his Roman name
[17/10/2019, 23:28:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You know I will. Dont dare me
[17/10/2019, 23:28:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[17/10/2019, 23:28:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Dare ya!
[17/10/2019, 23:29:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha fuck sake
[17/10/2019, 23:29:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Please were going in
[17/10/2019, 23:29:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Bonus points if you can record it
[17/10/2019, 23:32:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am doing it on WhatsApp
[17/10/2019, 23:32:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But al bring it up tomorrow too
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[17/10/2019, 23:33:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂😂
[17/10/2019, 23:33:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Well done
[17/10/2019, 23:33:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You proud of ma dad?
[17/10/2019, 23:34:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's 2 nights in a row av made yi laugh
[17/10/2019, 23:34:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You did good kid
[17/10/2019, 23:34:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Maybe 3 actually
[17/10/2019, 23:37:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Theres a woman on tv asking politicians why shes labelled a paki
[17/10/2019, 23:37:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah mean fair enough but what do you want them to say
[17/10/2019, 23:38:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[17/10/2019, 23:38:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: .haha do u like thay jase
[17/10/2019, 23:38:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That
[17/10/2019, 23:39:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fucken brilliant
[17/10/2019, 23:39:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll take some lessons from you, I'm shite at the tinder patter
[17/10/2019, 23:40:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The trick is
[17/10/2019, 23:41:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Rules 1 and 2?
[17/10/2019, 23:41:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye.
[17/10/2019, 23:41:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just know for a fact your getting sent into a group chat, so you want to make then laugh too
[17/10/2019, 23:42:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haha good point
[17/10/2019, 23:42:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So always pretend you always have an audience and want be scared
[17/10/2019, 23:43:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just go with it man
[17/10/2019, 23:43:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: .what's this now?
[17/10/2019, 23:43:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Rules 1: Be good looking
[17/10/2019, 23:43:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Rules 2: Don't be ugly
[17/10/2019, 23:44:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh hahahaha
[17/10/2019, 23:44:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye that too
[18/10/2019, 07:18:55] ‎+44 7584 655253 added ‪+44 7578 839495‬
[18/10/2019, 07:21:01] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I'd block you if you started that shite patter
[18/10/2019, 07:41:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So are you saying I shouldn't be using that as inspiration for my own tinder pursuits? 🤔
[18/10/2019, 07:41:53] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: It might work on one or two lassies but I think the majority would block or ignore guys like that.
[18/10/2019, 07:42:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think your numbers might be a bit skewed
[18/10/2019, 07:42:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We're talking about the tinder demographic
[18/10/2019, 07:42:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[18/10/2019, 07:44:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Youd be the only one so far
[18/10/2019, 07:45:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And shows yi cannae hae a laugh so 👍
[18/10/2019, 07:48:42] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: You can think that all you like, I know differently. Also your use of text speak is also one for the bin
[18/10/2019, 07:50:14] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: ‎This message was deleted.
[18/10/2019, 07:50:48] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Different for folk looking just to shag, aye that might work.
[18/10/2019, 07:51:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah you gotta remember tinder is a cesspit of vapid fakes (on both sides)
[18/10/2019, 07:51:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean, it's got people like Aaron on it 😁
[18/10/2019, 07:55:08] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Exactly
[18/10/2019, 07:56:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Good job we never matched  then hen x
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‎[18/10/2019, 08:01:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/10/2019, 08:01:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dad x
[18/10/2019, 08:01:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[18/10/2019, 08:01:32] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: You ain't my type 😉
[18/10/2019, 08:02:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Let's drop it how about that
[18/10/2019, 08:02:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Too early for this shit
[18/10/2019, 08:02:42] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Agreed, Im just now getting a coffee.
[18/10/2019, 08:02:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am no even out of bed
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[18/10/2019, 08:04:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, fuck, coffee. How did I manage to get to work and actually start working without coffee
[18/10/2019, 08:05:46] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Morning all! Have a coffee and relax!
[18/10/2019, 08:06:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av git a tin if Starbucks espresso
[18/10/2019, 08:07:24] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: The coffee in work is rank, I had to buy another aeropress
[18/10/2019, 08:08:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've finally, after 2 years, brought myself a plunger and started buying decent coffee. No more instant for me!
[18/10/2019, 08:08:08] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: But at least now I can have an aeropress and not have to rely on shitty Costa or vending machine coffee from your work Jase.
[18/10/2019, 08:08:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although still the Costa at work.
[18/10/2019, 08:08:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They were worth it tho
[18/10/2019, 08:08:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Are
[18/10/2019, 08:08:44] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: They are so worth it, especially if you get good coffee that you like.
[18/10/2019, 08:09:20] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Doesn't even need to be expensive coffee, the aldi/lidl coffees are nice. I usually go for Gordon St. You can get 1kg of their coffee for £27.
[18/10/2019, 08:09:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The good coffee cartel is my jam at the moment
[18/10/2019, 08:09:43] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I usually have one at work too, makes the day better!
[18/10/2019, 08:09:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And they have cool tins for refilling beans
[18/10/2019, 08:10:07] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: We actually have those beans in here but the machine burns them.
[18/10/2019, 08:10:51] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Before I started more folk stuck in money to buy a machine. And theirs a coffee pool each month that helps supply the coffee
[18/10/2019, 08:11:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've tried 3 of their roasts so far, there is a decent amount of variation in taste
[18/10/2019, 08:11:25] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: When I volunteered at Kinning Park I'd go there before, during and after for coffee
[18/10/2019, 08:11:35] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Buzzing all day
[18/10/2019, 08:12:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We had something similar at my last place in NZ, except the company paid. We got a rocket instead of an automatic machine and got deliveries of the best coffee I've ever had. We all became pro baristas in that office. Was epic times.
[18/10/2019, 08:12:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye they did a kickass flat white
[18/10/2019, 08:12:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Do*
[18/10/2019, 08:13:57] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: The only thing the beebs is paying for is these pens. Everyone gets one and only one.
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[18/10/2019, 08:15:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[18/10/2019, 08:16:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Old macbooks too eh
[18/10/2019, 08:16:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I wish I still my old work macbook. New ones are a bit weird
[18/10/2019, 08:16:58] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: My new one is sitting there, I just havent stuck my dev certs on it yet.
[18/10/2019, 08:17:02] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Too much hassle.
[18/10/2019, 08:17:12] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: And also I like this one now, has character
[18/10/2019, 08:18:20] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: I need some new music to listen to but my discover weekly is kinda crap this week.
[18/10/2019, 08:18:54] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I think that id a task for @Gabriel if you need help!
[18/10/2019, 08:19:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've got a 2014 one at home - that's go so much character its probably got an ecosystem.
I managed to rub off some layer from the screen with has window cleaner a few years ago so it looks constantly dirty now. Character.
[18/10/2019, 08:19:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Listened to the new tool album?
[18/10/2019, 08:19:33] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Been listening to polyphia all week too, need to grab a ticket for their toor
[18/10/2019, 08:19:38] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: tour*
[18/10/2019, 08:19:50] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Of course, I was high as a kite at DL watching them
[18/10/2019, 08:20:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or just listen to tool full stop seeing as they're finally on spotify
[18/10/2019, 08:20:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jealous.
[18/10/2019, 08:20:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haven't seen them in years
[18/10/2019, 08:20:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: YeEaRs I say
[18/10/2019, 08:21:15] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I saw tool on the 10000 days tour, it was amazing!
[18/10/2019, 08:22:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm trying to remember - I think the last time I saw them for the 10000 days tour
[18/10/2019, 08:22:38] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I didn't manage to catch them on the last tour, but saw A Perfect Circle twice last year
[18/10/2019, 08:23:48] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: https://open.spotify.com/track/0maCwhZTO3PybhSiQcsjAf?si=HDNanyO_RoKw4Mb7YcxrUg
[18/10/2019, 08:24:04] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: A perfect circle are so good
[18/10/2019, 08:24:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Last year‽‽ Goddamn I am out of touch
[18/10/2019, 08:24:22] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Ive got too many gigs coming up.
[18/10/2019, 08:24:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haven't seen them since the 13th step tour
[18/10/2019, 08:24:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Which was, like, 2005?
[18/10/2019, 08:24:55] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I saw them at Hellfest in France, and headlining in Manchester at the end of last year
[18/10/2019, 08:25:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was still at school 😬
[18/10/2019, 08:25:06] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: All my money goes to gigs
[18/10/2019, 08:25:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Used to be the same, had to reduce it these days
[18/10/2019, 08:25:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken fit
[18/10/2019, 08:25:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am excited for my paesano tonight
[18/10/2019, 08:25:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't even know where all my money goes these days
[18/10/2019, 08:26:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Have ti clean my flat first cause the landlord is coming to inspect it afore I leave
[18/10/2019, 08:26:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So
[18/10/2019, 08:26:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Could someone motivate me xox
[18/10/2019, 08:27:11] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: @447932795038 

This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose you cause of your experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[18/10/2019, 08:27:15] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Does that work?
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[18/10/2019, 08:31:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's Friday Nikki!
[18/10/2019, 08:31:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🎉🎉🎉🎉
[18/10/2019, 08:31:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaay.
[18/10/2019, 08:31:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ma heids louping.
[18/10/2019, 08:31:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Your enthusiasm is palpable.
‎[18/10/2019, 08:32:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/10/2019, 08:32:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah not with this it would seem
[18/10/2019, 08:33:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm enthusiastic on the inside.
[18/10/2019, 08:33:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Pay day guys
[18/10/2019, 08:33:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Got my redundancy which makes me happy but sad
[18/10/2019, 08:33:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Buy a maid to clean your flat. Problem solved.
[18/10/2019, 08:33:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I wish
[18/10/2019, 08:34:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean does it need to be spotless?
[18/10/2019, 08:35:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is this move out inspection?
[18/10/2019, 08:35:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or just "I haven't seen the flat in a while and just want to make sure a bomb hasn't hit it" inspection.
[18/10/2019, 08:37:40] ‪+44 7491 958818‬: Who the fuck put me in this chat
[18/10/2019, 08:37:44] ‎‪+44 7491 958818‬ left
[18/10/2019, 08:38:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft okay Lauren.
[18/10/2019, 08:38:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jesus 😂
[18/10/2019, 08:38:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[18/10/2019, 08:38:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sho is she anyway
[18/10/2019, 08:39:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: She was my bestie in the old chat.
[18/10/2019, 08:39:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Now we don't talk anymore. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
[18/10/2019, 08:39:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shes no happy
[18/10/2019, 08:40:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: She seemed fun
‎[18/10/2019, 08:40:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 08:40:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Someone send it to her
[18/10/2019, 08:40:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Tell her we miss her already
[18/10/2019, 08:42:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You tell her!
[18/10/2019, 08:43:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Then I’ll start a conversation going
‎[18/10/2019, 08:43:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/10/2019, 08:44:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No you won't. I've tried to talk to her since she left the last one and she's dingied me.
[18/10/2019, 08:44:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: She started another chat going ages ago, me and @447482613836 witnessed the craziness
[18/10/2019, 08:45:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And she didn't even invite me. Wow. 💔💔💔
[18/10/2019, 08:45:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I see how it is.
[18/10/2019, 08:45:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sod her then!
‎[18/10/2019, 08:48:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/10/2019, 08:48:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'll mostly miss the cats.
[18/10/2019, 08:48:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Anyway, what's the plans for this weekend?
[18/10/2019, 08:49:14] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Wanking
[18/10/2019, 08:49:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The entire weekend? That's some stamina right there Bri-Dog.
[18/10/2019, 08:49:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah that's pretty standard
[18/10/2019, 08:50:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sounds like a challenge.
[18/10/2019, 08:50:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Great British Wank Off?
[18/10/2019, 08:51:42] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: But yeah dunno what Lauren's deal was. She seemed genuinely OK in private chats. Invited a bunch of people to other group, seemed to be going well, then just up and deleted everyone from it and went silent
[18/10/2019, 08:53:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Weird.
[18/10/2019, 08:55:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We'll pound the turkeys, you flip the beans!
[18/10/2019, 08:55:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[18/10/2019, 08:55:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Salad tossers need not apply?
[18/10/2019, 08:55:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gosh I do wonder why Lauren wouldn't want to be privy to this quality patter.
[18/10/2019, 08:56:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I dunno, that made me laugh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[18/10/2019, 08:56:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Dietary restrictions?
[18/10/2019, 08:56:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Isn't that just slang for a gay guy?
[18/10/2019, 08:56:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[18/10/2019, 08:56:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nah, it's slang for people who like to lick bumholes. No limit to genders.
[18/10/2019, 08:56:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: TIL
[18/10/2019, 08:57:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Though it wouldn't count under the category of 'wanking', unless we've got a contortionist amongst us?
[18/10/2019, 08:58:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's why I said they shouldn't apply. And also to keep in with the food theme.
[18/10/2019, 08:58:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What happened
[18/10/2019, 09:02:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: This
[18/10/2019, 09:02:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When was this
[18/10/2019, 09:05:03] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: The deletening happened 7/10/19
[18/10/2019, 09:05:24] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: Think it was created just before you joined this one
[18/10/2019, 09:10:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hmmmm
[18/10/2019, 09:10:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I made this one
[18/10/2019, 09:11:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah, aye, clever 👏
[18/10/2019, 09:11:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But that was the day before I got home and that's when the first chat started going to shit
[18/10/2019, 09:11:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thanks pal.
[18/10/2019, 09:11:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nb buddy.
[18/10/2019, 09:12:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's the status with your bank btw?
[18/10/2019, 09:12:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Still being cunts?
[18/10/2019, 09:12:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They didn't respond to my last email overnight.
[18/10/2019, 09:12:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But
[18/10/2019, 09:13:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: A mortgage broke got back to me last night and has already out together an application for another bank.
[18/10/2019, 09:13:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "difficult but possible"
[18/10/2019, 09:13:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Live brokers.
[18/10/2019, 09:13:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Love *
[18/10/2019, 09:14:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Why is it so difficult though?
[18/10/2019, 09:17:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: To quote the broker:

"Borrowing against your rental here when you are living overseas has become a lot more difficult than it used to be. It could possibly work with Westpac though."
[18/10/2019, 09:18:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So: Banks are cunts, brokers are the hero's we need.
[18/10/2019, 09:18:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What is that rogue apostrophe doing‽
[18/10/2019, 09:19:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Probably the same thing as that interrobang. 😋
[18/10/2019, 09:23:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hey! My interrobang's are _ always_ appropriately placed!
[18/10/2019, 09:26:33] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: https://www.sadanduseless.com/pixel-cat-windows/
[18/10/2019, 09:36:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[18/10/2019, 11:00:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fits the best medicine for spewing with painkillers
[18/10/2019, 11:00:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cana stop being sick
[18/10/2019, 11:03:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I've always had luck with Bonine, but that doesn't have painkillers in it afaik
[18/10/2019, 11:06:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nervous about your date pal?
[18/10/2019, 11:21:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw am sick cause of the painkillers
[18/10/2019, 11:21:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its awright I got something
[18/10/2019, 11:24:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Vodka.
[18/10/2019, 11:51:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I wish
[18/10/2019, 11:57:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's stopping you.
[18/10/2019, 11:57:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 0
[18/10/2019, 11:58:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well al spew more 😂😂
[18/10/2019, 11:59:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Giving me vodka to stop me being sick is like giving me cocaine to help me sleep
[18/10/2019, 11:59:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Why you being sick anyway? You alright?
[18/10/2019, 11:59:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or valium to wake me up
[18/10/2019, 11:59:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye am fine
[18/10/2019, 11:59:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am on dihydrocodeine cause a hurt ma back
[18/10/2019, 11:59:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And they make ma spew like fuck
[18/10/2019, 12:01:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooft ok aye definitely don't want vodka then.
[18/10/2019, 12:01:27] Neil: Pub tonight anyone? I’ll be in Bon Accord from 6ish
[18/10/2019, 12:05:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Might pop up. Finishing work at 7.
‎[18/10/2019, 12:15:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 13:17:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aren't we all? Where is this place?
‎[18/10/2019, 13:21:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 13:22:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av met a psycho 😂
[18/10/2019, 13:23:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Met her in grimsby for like 3 hours and I was pished
[18/10/2019, 13:24:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: A66
[18/10/2019, 13:28:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: What a charmer
[18/10/2019, 13:29:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I like how she said he defiantly looks like a foreigner tho
[18/10/2019, 13:30:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Everyone's foreign to the english
[18/10/2019, 13:30:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Even their own regions
[18/10/2019, 13:30:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m in the England now
[18/10/2019, 13:30:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Came down to visit a mate near middlesborough
[18/10/2019, 13:30:52] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I defy you to say I look like a native!
[18/10/2019, 13:32:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The A66 is quite a nice drive
[18/10/2019, 13:34:07] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Agreed
[18/10/2019, 13:34:29] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Especially seeing the camel, llama farms
[18/10/2019, 13:56:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking hell sorting out a holiday can be bloody stressful.
[18/10/2019, 13:57:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I need someone to do this for me.
[18/10/2019, 13:59:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah think she meant she looked like a foreigner cause she went to Leeds or sumin
‎[18/10/2019, 13:59:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 14:00:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They what she said before the forgeiner thing and am struggling tj figure it out
[18/10/2019, 14:02:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And shea asking if am ok cause am nae speaking
[18/10/2019, 14:02:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe it's because she doesn't look like a meth head and everyone in Leeds does?
[18/10/2019, 14:03:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Never been there so can only speculate.
[18/10/2019, 14:04:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken ignoring the fact I met her one night and pulled her, shes got a bf, she stays in grimsby, shes got a kid
[18/10/2019, 14:04:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But she is surprised am not speaking often
[18/10/2019, 14:05:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I am genuinely a fucking magnet to people like this
[18/10/2019, 14:06:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shes actually a lovely person. Just a LITTLE bit clingy - as shown above
[18/10/2019, 14:07:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[18/10/2019, 14:07:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 🙄
[18/10/2019, 14:07:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye lovely person.
[18/10/2019, 14:07:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha
[18/10/2019, 14:08:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No am being serious she is kinda nice
[18/10/2019, 14:08:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Onbioiely her morals are screwed but look at what she was saying before
‎[18/10/2019, 14:10:47] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: ‎video omitted
‎[18/10/2019, 14:11:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 14:11:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Look at that
[18/10/2019, 14:12:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I dont see words I just see huge caution flags warning me hahah
[18/10/2019, 14:13:28] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Block, delete, move on.....
[18/10/2019, 14:13:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's was like the Sunday or something and I met her in the Friday as we was in a pub
[18/10/2019, 14:14:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shes not even on my list. Shes just like a random nutjob
[18/10/2019, 14:15:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What the actual fuck.
[18/10/2019, 14:16:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like the one am actually going on a date with tonight. We've been speaking like 2/3 weeks and am just getting to know her and shes getting to the stage when am starting to enjoy her company speaking to her etc etc
[18/10/2019, 14:16:09] ‪+44 7584 655253‬: Block her and be done with it if you haven't already
[18/10/2019, 14:17:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But that Michelle, christ I actually fucking pulled her and we was both pished. She only found my name cause me and the bouncer got on really good and he added me as a pal
[18/10/2019, 14:17:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She actually messaged him and asked what my name was and asked my number
[18/10/2019, 14:17:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He text me saying so and so wants your number will I give it to her
[18/10/2019, 14:18:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I was like do I know her? N he was like aye you pulled her n spoke for like 5 mins shes probably just got sumin to tell u
[18/10/2019, 14:19:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Little did I know shes nearly in fucking love with me 😂😂😂😂😂
[18/10/2019, 14:20:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So am either just unlucky or the worlds best kisser 🤔🤔🤔
[18/10/2019, 14:20:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am going with option 1
[18/10/2019, 14:23:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Is this your new Colin?
[18/10/2019, 14:24:55] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Get her to send scuds
[18/10/2019, 14:24:59] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Forward on
[18/10/2019, 14:25:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Holy fucking shit
[18/10/2019, 14:25:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aaron's not going to jersey
[18/10/2019, 14:25:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aaron has been asked to go aboard another ship for double the money for a month
[18/10/2019, 14:25:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In Tuesday
[18/10/2019, 14:26:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Damb it I'm going to look like a dick telling them am no going
[18/10/2019, 14:26:38] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Go where there’s money
[18/10/2019, 14:26:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yup
[18/10/2019, 14:27:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They wouldn't feel like a dick the other way around.
[18/10/2019, 14:27:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know
[18/10/2019, 14:27:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I just need to relax before I call
[18/10/2019, 14:30:35] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: But @447932795038 

This is a top company to get in with. Very very reputable. 

Its money.

Could lead to further employment in the spain/france/Portugal region.

They're looking for crew and have chose you cause of your experience and age etc etc - so it's a trial basically
[18/10/2019, 14:31:00] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Big reminder!
[18/10/2019, 14:31:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And run a fucking mile
[18/10/2019, 15:08:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So, how's everyone's Friday?
‎[18/10/2019, 15:11:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/10/2019, 15:12:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fucken good. Got some good shit in place at work, and I'm looking at a couple of houses over the weekend
[18/10/2019, 15:12:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And it's time for me to finish for the day 😁
[18/10/2019, 15:12:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yourself?
[18/10/2019, 15:15:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No need man
[18/10/2019, 15:15:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just landed a permanent job
[18/10/2019, 15:15:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuckin buzzing
[18/10/2019, 15:17:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaassss. I just bought a roll and sausage, a muffin and a hot chocolate to help me get through the next four hours at work. Also had to book a room for my holiday because I'm an idiot but at least it's done now and everything's good as long as I don't look at my bank account.
[18/10/2019, 15:17:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Happy fucking days guys
[18/10/2019, 15:18:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Proud of you son! Where you heading then?
[18/10/2019, 15:18:11] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Yass
[18/10/2019, 15:18:25] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve been sitting playing trumpet on Omegle for the last hour
[18/10/2019, 15:18:37] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Many penis’s are on there
[18/10/2019, 15:20:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lowestoft on wednesday now
[18/10/2019, 15:21:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🎉🎉🎉
[18/10/2019, 15:22:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Where you going?
[18/10/2019, 15:22:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You crazy bohemian
[18/10/2019, 15:23:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: America. DC, NYC, Richmond, Philly, Baltimore.
[18/10/2019, 15:23:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ooooooh
[18/10/2019, 15:24:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've got 2 ski trips booked for jan/March in France then I'm going to be broke probably
[18/10/2019, 15:25:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck me it's been a rollercoaster this week troops
[18/10/2019, 15:31:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice. I was in Malta in February which was lovely but it'll definitely be America that breaks my bank.
[18/10/2019, 15:32:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye no half. Lose your job at the beginning of the week, end the week with two jobs!
[18/10/2019, 15:34:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well it was a week exactly today jot made redundant
[18/10/2019, 15:35:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Close enough.
[18/10/2019, 15:35:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then on the Monday Jersey government ask for ny certs n CV as an agency recommended me for their job
[18/10/2019, 15:36:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tuesday they accepted ma and tuesday afternoon my ex captain phoned me n told me he recommended me for this job
[18/10/2019, 15:37:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then he asked me today if am going anywhere and I said ate Jersey tomorrow
[18/10/2019, 15:38:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And he said well dont be too sure about that i was like eh
[18/10/2019, 15:38:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then delta marine superintendent phoned me just there and was like
[18/10/2019, 15:38:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I hear your going to jersey
[18/10/2019, 15:39:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then he was like I wouldn't want to go there theres been a murder you should cone ti lowestoft on Tuesday instead
[18/10/2019, 15:40:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And he was like al give u a permanent contract if you fuck off the jersey job and come join the voe vanguard
[18/10/2019, 15:40:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Which btw has just been fitted with satellite internet
[18/10/2019, 15:41:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not a fuckin problem sjr
[18/10/2019, 15:41:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sir
[18/10/2019, 15:41:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So ladies and gentlemen meet my new ship
‎[18/10/2019, 15:42:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 15:43:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Pretty, in a totally manly way.
[18/10/2019, 15:44:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Phwoar look at that crane 💪
[18/10/2019, 15:49:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's the exact same ones as my old ship
[18/10/2019, 15:50:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did you guys know when an at sea yous can track me every second of the day
[18/10/2019, 15:51:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So whatever ship in
[18/10/2019, 15:51:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just Google it and put AIS after it
[18/10/2019, 15:52:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So voe vanguard ais
[18/10/2019, 15:52:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And itll show u my location and every detail u can think of
[18/10/2019, 15:52:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cool eh
[18/10/2019, 15:56:16] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 👀
[18/10/2019, 15:57:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gabriel's going to stalk you pretty hard.
[18/10/2019, 15:58:58] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: "pretty hard" 🤤
[18/10/2019, 16:12:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Behave yourself ya wee scamp!
[18/10/2019, 16:13:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Here
[18/10/2019, 16:13:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So see that agency that got me that job with Jersey ports
[18/10/2019, 16:13:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The girl just phoned me and went fucking mental 😂😂😂
[18/10/2019, 16:14:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh you cant do this etc etc
[18/10/2019, 16:14:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck you yi cunt
[18/10/2019, 16:15:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Better make sure you can. Didn't sign any contract did you?
[18/10/2019, 16:16:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nope
[18/10/2019, 16:16:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's only temp work anyway it's not binding
[18/10/2019, 16:17:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And fuck me, u said would you rather j just never turned up like
[18/10/2019, 16:17:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But she wasnt saying it as in i CANT do that
[18/10/2019, 16:18:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She was saying it's a friday night i dont want to he looking for a new deckhand
[18/10/2019, 16:18:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And saying its unprofessional etc etc
[18/10/2019, 16:19:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck u man your offering ma 6 days work and this lot are offering me permanent employment
[18/10/2019, 16:24:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It is a bit unprofessional but so what.
[18/10/2019, 16:24:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye it is but what would u do
[18/10/2019, 16:25:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: In the sense that you're leaving them high and dry at short notice, but I would definitely do the same. More money, more job security when job security is pretty weak at the moment, you'd be bloody daft to say no to it.
[18/10/2019, 16:25:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Take 6 days work over a permanent job and job security
[18/10/2019, 16:25:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Exactly ad be fuckin stupid not to take it
[18/10/2019, 16:26:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sod them pal, not your fault they don't have a plan b.
[18/10/2019, 16:29:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: In completely unrelated news, £150 isn't too expensive for boots, right?
[18/10/2019, 16:30:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dunno
[18/10/2019, 16:31:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A good pair or workboots wid cost that but they not the booted ur talking about
[18/10/2019, 16:32:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Timberlands.
[18/10/2019, 16:33:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah that's the normal price
[18/10/2019, 16:33:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well was 100£ back years ago when I used to wear tgen
[18/10/2019, 16:34:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I'd say 150£ would right
[18/10/2019, 16:34:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair enough.
[18/10/2019, 16:52:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My old work in nz looked after the AIS systems for the waters around nz and a cunk of aus. They had all the high sites for TV broadcasting so made sense. Worked on a few 'life or death' maritime distress systems during my time there.
Makes it easier to tell people at my current work to calm their tits when shit hits the fan - we only sell fucken cars, after all.
[18/10/2019, 16:52:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye ye can't 🤣
[18/10/2019, 16:53:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Im not even sure I'd say that, it's just life. Tis a dog eat dog World out there and ye gotta look out for number one.
[18/10/2019, 16:55:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye definitely, I'm not saying he should've done it differently, it's just the way shits worked out and they're daft for being angry at him when they should be using the time to find a replacement.
[18/10/2019, 16:55:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye exactly
[18/10/2019, 16:55:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Move on, it's not look she's gotta be the deckhand in his place
[18/10/2019, 16:56:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thought that'd be hilarious.
[18/10/2019, 16:56:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Though*
[18/10/2019, 16:57:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haha aye.
[18/10/2019, 16:58:01] ‎‪+44 7584 655253‬ left
[18/10/2019, 16:58:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooft another one bites the dust.
[18/10/2019, 16:58:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There goes Angelina
[18/10/2019, 16:59:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Was it something we said?
[18/10/2019, 16:59:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye I think so
[18/10/2019, 16:59:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I kinda felt like she thought we were dead serious about everything instead of talking pish and having a laugh
[18/10/2019, 17:00:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Really? I mean aye we've been talking about serious stuff but we've also been talking crap.
[18/10/2019, 17:01:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. I dunno. Maybe it just wasn't for her, who knows.
[18/10/2019, 17:02:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye maybe so. Oh well! Less weans for me to worry about pmsl
[18/10/2019, 17:03:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We weren't worried about you pissing yourself while laughing, we've just accepted that's what happens after you've had so many weans
[18/10/2019, 17:04:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just wish you'd put a plastic sheet down or something 🙄
[18/10/2019, 17:04:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck you pal I'm potty trained.
[18/10/2019, 17:04:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jesus Christ there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
[18/10/2019, 17:05:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye but what goods the training if you're in another room and just end up shaking with laughter? Just gonna leave a trail to the toilet
[18/10/2019, 17:06:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I've got a bladder of steel.
[18/10/2019, 17:45:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447919194788 B&J bday cake £3 at tesco
[18/10/2019, 17:45:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just FYI
[18/10/2019, 17:45:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[18/10/2019, 17:46:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is it an ice cream cake?
[18/10/2019, 17:46:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not quite but there's pink frosting and lumps of sponge cake in it
[18/10/2019, 17:51:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sounds so appetising..
[18/10/2019, 17:53:48] Neil: I’ll be in Bon in 10 mins, lemme know if I should look out for anybody!
[18/10/2019, 18:01:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's honestly better than sex.
[18/10/2019, 18:02:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Another time mebbe. I'll do a late start on a Friday one week then I'll be in town late enough.
[18/10/2019, 18:03:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bold statement.
[18/10/2019, 18:04:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I know, its def controversial. All I can say is try it and tell me what *you* think
[18/10/2019, 18:04:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Look at this
‎[18/10/2019, 18:04:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 18:06:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Getting my p 45 a couple hour before a new job offer
[18/10/2019, 18:06:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ahhh
[18/10/2019, 18:06:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wondered wtf I was looking for
[18/10/2019, 18:06:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahahav
[18/10/2019, 18:06:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thought it was a magic eye thing
[18/10/2019, 18:06:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: termination@?
[18/10/2019, 18:06:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What did you do haha
[18/10/2019, 18:06:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Naw ah cannae see th sailboat
[18/10/2019, 18:06:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nothing
[18/10/2019, 18:07:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's what it's called if u get paid off
[18/10/2019, 18:07:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah that's usually frowned upon in the workplace
[18/10/2019, 18:07:29] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Its a req to work on ships. Gotta be able to see them at all times. Even hidden in a magic eye
[18/10/2019, 18:07:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well there goes my career change!
‎[18/10/2019, 18:09:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 18:11:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So this termination is due to the down turn in the industry
[18/10/2019, 18:13:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If I got sackee it would be termination due to gross misconduct or some pish
[18/10/2019, 18:14:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Does that aw make sense?
[18/10/2019, 18:15:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bloody hell that's so formal.
[18/10/2019, 18:16:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fired over the phone as well.. can't believe people still do that.
[18/10/2019, 18:16:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I didnt get sacked
‎[18/10/2019, 18:17:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 18:17:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Full email
[18/10/2019, 18:18:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I didnt get SACKED
‎[18/10/2019, 18:18:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[18/10/2019, 18:18:51] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447932795038 good luck with your date
[18/10/2019, 18:19:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am  o going on ma date now I forgot to say
[18/10/2019, 18:19:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait I might again now
[18/10/2019, 18:19:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: "Please be reminded of the confidentiality clause within  your contract of employment." 😂
[18/10/2019, 18:20:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Was just about to quote that 😂
[18/10/2019, 18:20:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw fuck them
[18/10/2019, 18:20:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hahahaha aw Aaron
[18/10/2019, 18:20:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yea but his contract has now been terminated so I dont think he has to abide any longer :P
[18/10/2019, 18:20:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's hilarious
[18/10/2019, 18:20:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's not to do with sensing that
[18/10/2019, 18:21:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye but still
[18/10/2019, 18:21:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Funny af
[18/10/2019, 18:21:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its to do with posting stuff on social media to do with the top secret jobs
[18/10/2019, 18:21:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahah right enough tho
[18/10/2019, 18:23:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye fair enough lol
[18/10/2019, 18:32:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You'll be pleased to know that I've made it 18 solid days in work with zero stabbings.
[18/10/2019, 18:33:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And only half an hour til the weekend.
[18/10/2019, 18:35:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Btw @447378782096 going to try this whole running thing on Monday. Wish me luck.
[18/10/2019, 18:36:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh shite why so many days on the trot?
[18/10/2019, 18:37:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We're super super busy and I get paid a lot more if I work weekends and bank holidays.
[18/10/2019, 18:37:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye was gonna say no time like the present (or tomorrow), but fuck that if you've been working 18 days straight. Good luck with it on Monday. I'll be trying to fit one in tomorrow
[18/10/2019, 18:37:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair dos. Money good.
‎[18/10/2019, 18:38:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/10/2019, 18:39:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's me today
‎[18/10/2019, 18:40:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/10/2019, 18:40:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that is me checking my bank tomorrow
[18/10/2019, 18:42:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haha.
[18/10/2019, 18:42:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't get paid til Halloween. 😭
[18/10/2019, 18:42:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al be back to monthly now
[18/10/2019, 18:43:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What were you before?
[18/10/2019, 18:43:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I fucking loved  weekly
[18/10/2019, 18:43:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooft. Saaaaame. Haven't been weekly for years now.
[18/10/2019, 18:43:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Same. I'm running on fumes.
Buying a house will be interesting, what with the associated fees. Hoping to use the loan from nz to cover that as well.
[18/10/2019, 18:44:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marine it's quite common for weekly or fortnightly
[18/10/2019, 18:44:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Monthly was the odd one out
[18/10/2019, 18:45:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I'm gonna need to have a tiny wee dip into my holiday spending money this month but with all this overtime, I'll make it back and then some.
[18/10/2019, 18:45:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I think its monthly with this company am going to double check tho
[18/10/2019, 18:45:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've had to get two credit cards to help me through the next couple of months 😔
Tiny limits on them though.
[18/10/2019, 18:46:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yikes. 😳 That's not ideal.
[18/10/2019, 18:46:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av no got a credit card
[18/10/2019, 18:46:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't get yourself in the hole I was in.
[18/10/2019, 18:46:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And than fuck for thwg
[18/10/2019, 18:47:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank fuck for that*
[18/10/2019, 18:47:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah mate I've been there done that. Only using it as a tool for a time of need.
And to help my credit score since it was non-existent.
[18/10/2019, 18:47:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good lad.
[18/10/2019, 18:47:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that's the way mate.
[18/10/2019, 18:47:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Got an overdraft and that's as far as am going
[18/10/2019, 18:48:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye it is monthly
[18/10/2019, 18:49:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank fuck I got paid today from my ex company
[18/10/2019, 18:49:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or I'd be fuckin skint
[18/10/2019, 18:51:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Moving 22mi away from work and buying an old freelander has added up to being a bad idea in terms of commuting costs 😅
[18/10/2019, 18:51:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jesus
[18/10/2019, 18:52:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hence the sudden desire to buy a house by any means possible
[18/10/2019, 18:52:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Commuting via public transport from Cumbernauld to hillington must be a fucking pain in the tits as well. 😳
[18/10/2019, 18:53:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'd go to Partick Station and get the employee shuttle from there, but even that's a massive ballache
[18/10/2019, 18:55:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What is it your doing?
[18/10/2019, 18:55:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye definitely.
[18/10/2019, 18:56:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right now? Cleaning my desk in preparation to get the fuck out of here for two wonderful days. 😂
[18/10/2019, 18:56:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I've just recently got another new job this one's monthly, No idea when I get paid, Only thing keeping me going is I do takeaway delivery on a Saturday, Using the money from that to get by!
[18/10/2019, 18:57:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I gave up on my last job due to the journey, Govan to Airdrie.
[18/10/2019, 18:57:36] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ah welcome back Alan, didn’t see you join again
[18/10/2019, 18:57:36] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Now I work in Cumbernauld 15 minute commute, It's wonderful.
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[18/10/2019, 18:59:26] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ah thanks, Yea I ain't really been about since my last sick day haha
‎[18/10/2019, 19:04:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/10/2019, 19:05:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw fuck sale I thought it was someone else I was speaking to esrkierb
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[18/10/2019, 19:06:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Swap that for a donner kebab and that's me.
[18/10/2019, 19:07:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cana beleive buckie thistle is on TV
[18/10/2019, 19:07:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pizza here 🙋‍♂️
[18/10/2019, 19:12:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaassss. What kind?
[18/10/2019, 19:14:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Don't hate me but
[18/10/2019, 19:14:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: £1.50 Tesco chicken & bacon
[18/10/2019, 19:14:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's goooood
[18/10/2019, 19:15:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nothing wrong with that! I'd disapprove if you were spending £20 on Domino's or Pizza Hut. 😂
[18/10/2019, 19:16:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye fuck that
[18/10/2019, 19:16:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Keep wanting to try Papa John's and then I look at the prices and nope the fuck out every time
[18/10/2019, 19:17:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Papa John's stopped doing their cheese dipping sauce so I haven't been back out of protest.
[18/10/2019, 19:17:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wankers. That sauce was fucking amazing.
[18/10/2019, 19:18:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haven't had dominos over here because its so much more expensive than in NZ. And, well, it's dominos.
[18/10/2019, 19:19:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's one or two things that are more expensive than NZ, food wise, and they tend to be waaaay more expensive. Always fast food chains too. Fucken weird because all other food (and utilities, transport, etc) are way cheaper.
[18/10/2019, 19:21:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Capitalism yo.
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[18/10/2019, 19:37:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[18/10/2019, 19:46:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thoughts on the Barlanark/Ballieston area?
[18/10/2019, 19:48:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Close to easterhouse which isn't ideal.
[18/10/2019, 19:49:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Property backs on to Early Braes Park
[18/10/2019, 19:49:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Easterhouse is other side of M8, this place is closer to Mount Vernon
[18/10/2019, 19:51:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hrm. Closer to baillieston is probably better. Still a trek though?
[18/10/2019, 19:51:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But if you've found the ideal house there then why not.
[18/10/2019, 19:52:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh nah that's like one of 4 I've got saved, just reading the home report as its my first one to view tomorrow
[18/10/2019, 19:52:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Expect random questions about lots of areas 😂
[18/10/2019, 19:53:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-73574095.html
[18/10/2019, 19:53:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Definitely right towards the edge of the search area I had drawn, but 13mi / 15-20min commute
[18/10/2019, 20:01:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'd personally need a bigger kitchen but that seems to have all the things you want. 😋
[18/10/2019, 20:04:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: No gas hob, but there's gas heating so that can be remedied.
[18/10/2019, 20:04:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye kitchen is a bit small but then again I live alone so I don't need a huge one
[18/10/2019, 20:04:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Like the on in my current flat. Fucking palacial.
[18/10/2019, 20:11:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[18/10/2019, 20:12:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'd happily take a slightly bigger cupboard for a bedroom if it meant having a massive kitchen.
[18/10/2019, 20:16:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair enough. I do quite like the kitchen in this flat, I spend most of my time in here as there is a breakfast bar across the far wall, perfect for sitting here at the laptop.
The lounge doesn't get much love 😂
[18/10/2019, 20:18:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I like the look of this one in Renfrew. Veeeery close to work. And Braehead, my favourite retail area. Oh an Ikea 🤭
[18/10/2019, 20:18:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65644989.html
[18/10/2019, 20:18:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Woops not that one
[18/10/2019, 20:19:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Also like the look of that one, and Barrhead is good too
[18/10/2019, 20:19:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-74794789.html
[18/10/2019, 20:29:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just be careful with the Renfrew one. Right beside the airport.
[18/10/2019, 20:29:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean I live in Paisley and I don't hear the planes at all, but you might.
[18/10/2019, 20:50:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: True, though it's near work, and I've never noticed the planes at work
[18/10/2019, 20:51:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Also I was living in Cessnock previously, with a window that I kept open year round, which opened onto 16 lanes of M74/77/8 😅
[18/10/2019, 20:53:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haha, fair enough.
[18/10/2019, 20:53:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ffs tho, 16 lanes..
[18/10/2019, 20:54:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. One of my pastimes was to roll a joint, walk to the bridge across them, smoke up, and count the lanes
[18/10/2019, 20:54:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Always figured I'd miscounted. Surely it's not 16 😂
[18/10/2019, 20:55:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Did the number ever change? :P
[18/10/2019, 20:55:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 18 If you include what is technically 2 lanes for clifford street as well.
[18/10/2019, 20:56:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye, true.
[18/10/2019, 20:56:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Maybe once or twice, when I'd miss one, get an odd number and be like 'waaiiiit, that's not right' and start again 🤣
[18/10/2019, 20:56:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I sure know how to party.
[18/10/2019, 20:56:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Pmsl.
[18/10/2019, 20:56:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here, you've got to pass the time somehow and people can be arseholes. :P
[18/10/2019, 20:56:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yuuuup
[18/10/2019, 20:57:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It was quite relaxing standing up there, leaning against the railing, smoking a j and a couple of cigs just watching the traffic
[18/10/2019, 20:57:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Until it got warmer and those arsehole wasps turned up.
[18/10/2019, 20:58:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wankers!
[18/10/2019, 21:11:51] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Going sauciehall street now
[18/10/2019, 21:28:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thats would be some stormy as fuck weed
[18/10/2019, 21:30:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Everytime a conversation like this comes up sl never forget my granny
[18/10/2019, 21:30:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Big pothead was she?
[18/10/2019, 21:30:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I must have been en.. 18
[18/10/2019, 21:30:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw
[18/10/2019, 21:34:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And shes saying how she read on " the Facebook"
[18/10/2019, 21:34:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know, I know
[18/10/2019, 21:34:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Standard granny patter, no need to apologise
[18/10/2019, 21:35:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The story that people are putting drugs in there sweetiesb
[18/10/2019, 21:35:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. Brings a new meaning to 'candy-flipping'
[18/10/2019, 21:35:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its Halloween
[18/10/2019, 21:36:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was taking my wee  bro out giusing
[18/10/2019, 21:37:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Giusing = trick or treating
[18/10/2019, 21:38:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye I figured
[18/10/2019, 21:38:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And shes talking to us about people are putting
[18/10/2019, 21:39:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just assumed it was gaelic for "knock on strangers doors asking for sweets slash threatening people"
[18/10/2019, 21:39:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: "Drugs"
[18/10/2019, 21:39:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In sweeities
[18/10/2019, 21:40:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Now, fuck knows why people beleive this roumee
[18/10/2019, 21:40:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause fucking hell
[18/10/2019, 21:40:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Free drugs
[18/10/2019, 21:41:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway. ROA
[18/10/2019, 21:42:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Its like the rumour that used to go around NZ (usually amongst school kids), that dealers were lacing tinnies with fly spray. Like what kind of fucking inept dealer would spoil their product? smh
[18/10/2019, 21:42:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Route if administration. Her examples were coke n weed
[18/10/2019, 21:42:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tinnie/Tinny = approx 1 gram of weed rolled up in tinfoil. Standard NZ way of dealing. You'd get them from Tinnie houses.
[18/10/2019, 21:43:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yi cant swollow them and get high.. well you can but you'll be spending like a grand
[18/10/2019, 21:43:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[18/10/2019, 21:47:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-73979422.html
[18/10/2019, 21:47:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So why would dealers make you eat Coke. #2 if they re doing it to get you addicted. Then if your hiding it how they going to know where to go to buy it. #3 free drugs
[18/10/2019, 21:47:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Paisley, but just look at it...
[18/10/2019, 21:47:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: #4 FREE Drugs
[18/10/2019, 21:48:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye the arguments for that are always so flimsy. I've heard the same things about P (meth) in NZ. "Oh the dealers are sprinkling P into tinnys!".
Aye are they fuck.
[18/10/2019, 21:48:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So anyway am arguing all these points with her and shes having none it right
[18/10/2019, 21:48:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "Hey why don't you try some P bro?" "Nah bro just another one of those kickass tinnys chur chur cuzzie 👍"
[18/10/2019, 21:49:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And shes turns round n says
[18/10/2019, 21:50:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ochoa shut up Aaron what do you know about drugs anyway
[18/10/2019, 21:50:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I pause cause I could really let the  all slip here 😂😂
[18/10/2019, 21:51:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I conceed the argument, afraid I may give up the gig of my drug use
[18/10/2019, 21:51:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway so were in my grannies home town
[18/10/2019, 21:52:47] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: In hall the now
[18/10/2019, 21:52:51] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Ne1?
[18/10/2019, 21:53:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And so we leave. Knock on the front door. Who answers? My fucking weed deaker
[18/10/2019, 21:53:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not far from my house. And looks to be in a quiet area. Near the hospital too which is always good.
[18/10/2019, 21:53:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hes at his sisters to take his nephews our
[18/10/2019, 21:54:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So what do I do? I buy a half Q
[18/10/2019, 21:54:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: As you do
[18/10/2019, 21:54:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: mfw my gran was fucking right
[18/10/2019, 21:54:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or, y'know, and 'eigth'
[18/10/2019, 21:55:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mfw am going round stoned getting sweets for free
[18/10/2019, 21:55:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't plan on making much use of the hospital, but the location does look decent. And that kitchen is maaaaad.
[18/10/2019, 21:57:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So the lesson today kids ia always find out where your dealers family lives and always listen to grandparents
[18/10/2019, 21:59:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That is a very gorgeous kitchen.
[18/10/2019, 22:03:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I would still be swapping that hob for a gas one, but still, 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
[18/10/2019, 22:04:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ooooh got a message from the bank after I thought they'd gone silent. Very apologetic for my experience so far, passing it on to a colleague who will call me.

I mean, the answer will probably still be no, though.
[18/10/2019, 22:07:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Least they're being nice about it now though.
[18/10/2019, 22:08:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Eh they were already being 'nice' I guess. I mean, there's no substance to the latest response, just a bunch of platitudes and a promise to call me. It's all good though, broker's got much more incentive to get me a loan, as they get paid by the lender.
[18/10/2019, 22:24:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hope that don't call you at 2am. 😋
[18/10/2019, 22:29:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was specific about timing 😉
Though I tailored that to work days so they're going to call me after 5am 😅
[18/10/2019, 22:38:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hows life
[18/10/2019, 22:49:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yikes, brutal.
[18/10/2019, 22:49:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thought you were out tonight Aaron?
[19/10/2019, 03:15:25] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Made it home lads
[19/10/2019, 03:15:40] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Don't worry about ol Christmas
[19/10/2019, 03:15:56] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Here’s a song for you… Aqueous Transmission by Incubus
https://open.spotify.com/track/5M67k54BVUDADZPryaqV1y?si=6wcD7x7MStGdjuY4lkW_ag
[19/10/2019, 03:16:18] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Where's my vape guys
[19/10/2019, 03:39:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw I had to stay in and complete that paperwork for ma new job
[19/10/2019, 03:49:05] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Name
[19/10/2019, 03:49:08] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: POP
[19/10/2019, 03:49:17] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: EYE
[19/10/2019, 03:49:20] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Occupation
[19/10/2019, 03:49:35] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: SAILOR
[19/10/2019, 03:49:38] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: EZ
[19/10/2019, 03:49:52] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Gis me ur paperwork
[19/10/2019, 03:50:04] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Ahll do it for ya
[19/10/2019, 03:50:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Simple as that's christ
[19/10/2019, 03:50:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Chris
[19/10/2019, 03:52:06] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Get to bed sailor. Is near...when

The crow
...flys?
[19/10/2019, 03:52:23] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: What's...morning in like...sailor talk
[19/10/2019, 04:43:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye aye matey
[19/10/2019, 04:46:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You just said

"Get to bed pal when you measure distance to the destination through straight lines in the map, ignoring actual overall distance the e.g missing out any twists and turns or diverting where there is land"
‎[19/10/2019, 04:48:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[19/10/2019, 04:53:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: To your bunk green faced boy, there be pirates at this hour..

If you mean get straight to ur bed -

"Draw up your massage plan and get the handles to the floor"
[19/10/2019, 06:38:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Morning boyz n girlz
[19/10/2019, 08:22:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wake up Maggie I think I fit something to say to u
[19/10/2019, 08:29:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Who TF is Maggie. What did I miss
[19/10/2019, 08:37:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's late September and I really should be back at school
[19/10/2019, 08:38:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know I keep you amused, but I feel I'm being used
[19/10/2019, 08:39:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You lead me away from home, just to save ya from being alone
[19/10/2019, 08:40:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 😓😓😓😓🤔
[19/10/2019, 08:40:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh Maggie I couldn't have tried anymore
[19/10/2019, 08:44:00] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ah
‎[19/10/2019, 09:04:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[19/10/2019, 09:07:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Alot of houses in ballieston have that size kitchen. It's an annoyance
[19/10/2019, 09:34:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah life is good
[19/10/2019, 09:38:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Is it? I woke up to my son kicking my head 🙇
‎[19/10/2019, 09:39:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[19/10/2019, 09:39:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Like this?
[19/10/2019, 09:40:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Thanks for my first laugh of the day
[19/10/2019, 09:48:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Awfully bold to assume you'll laugh multiple times today
[19/10/2019, 09:51:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m hoping for at least once more
‎[19/10/2019, 09:56:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[19/10/2019, 09:59:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[19/10/2019, 10:00:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Im being coerced into going to Edinburgh castle today.
[19/10/2019, 10:00:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Send help.
[19/10/2019, 10:24:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oooh the place in garrowhill is better than I expected
[19/10/2019, 10:37:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I am actually still riding the high fron yesterday
[19/10/2019, 10:40:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Should be on a flight just now coming inti Southampton; raging I'd have t pay my own trains n taxis to poole. Having to spend my whole day in a travel lodge joining a wee piece if shit boat intake me across the channel on sunday morning ti join a boar with no wifi and play about with buoys.
[19/10/2019, 10:43:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bone of that shit now. Half asleep and will be till tuesday then away to lowestoft ti gi ti sea... wait a minute. What's that? Weather looks shite? Oh okay that looks fine cause since am a new crew member the crew will go out for a meal to get to know me and a few drinks
[19/10/2019, 10:43:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye. Lifes good 🥰🥰🥰
[19/10/2019, 10:43:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: My wife says garrowhills quite
[19/10/2019, 10:44:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And decent schools
[19/10/2019, 10:45:37] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Quite what?
[19/10/2019, 10:46:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It certainly is
[19/10/2019, 10:46:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oof Council tax D
[19/10/2019, 10:46:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Quiet
[19/10/2019, 10:47:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh that too
[19/10/2019, 10:47:15] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Wife grew up in Ballieston
[19/10/2019, 10:47:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Basically I'll have the assume the position and take the D from the council on that one
[19/10/2019, 10:48:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Still, with the single discount it's 120pm which isn't the end of the world. Esp for 130000 (and possibly lower even though it says offers over - been on the market 2 months)
[19/10/2019, 10:48:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: More places s to view though...
[19/10/2019, 10:53:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wow it is so much easier to arrange viewings on demand for house for sale than for flats for let!
[19/10/2019, 10:57:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Have to sort out storage units and stuff for ma things while wn away cause al be fires out if here the 4th
[19/10/2019, 10:57:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man I'm staaaaaarving.
[19/10/2019, 10:57:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A months storage was £38 which is cook
[19/10/2019, 10:57:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cool
[19/10/2019, 10:57:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking hell 38 quid? Where you storing?
[19/10/2019, 10:58:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm 115 for mine!
[19/10/2019, 10:58:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its a pound a day pretty much
[19/10/2019, 10:58:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Self storage glasgow
[19/10/2019, 10:58:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But it's only like 3 suitcases of clothes there no furniture or fuck all
[19/10/2019, 11:05:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh okay that might be why.
[19/10/2019, 11:07:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fry up!
[19/10/2019, 11:08:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Leftover donner kebab. 🤤
[19/10/2019, 11:08:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Even better 🤤
[19/10/2019, 11:09:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Twas bacon, eggs, and square for me
[19/10/2019, 11:09:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And good coffee (w cream)
[19/10/2019, 11:09:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I know how to live.
[19/10/2019, 11:11:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sounds awesome pal. How many houses you seeing today?
[19/10/2019, 11:12:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Got another 2 lined up, and 2 tomorrow
[19/10/2019, 11:12:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Busy lad.
[19/10/2019, 11:30:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. Just pulled up to number 2 - looks like the garage is part of a block away from the house 😔
[19/10/2019, 11:30:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Deal. Breaker.
[19/10/2019, 11:40:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What a waste of time!
[19/10/2019, 11:41:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh it kills some time till the next one
[19/10/2019, 11:41:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair dos.
[19/10/2019, 12:06:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wasn't a particularly inspiring place anyway. Mid terraced. Nice area though (Rutherglen / croftfoot)
[19/10/2019, 12:07:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Now to kill a couple of hours
[19/10/2019, 12:08:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right av got a Q
[19/10/2019, 12:08:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av got"
[19/10/2019, 12:08:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How do you say rutherglen
[19/10/2019, 12:09:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause apparently sm saying it wrong
[19/10/2019, 12:09:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You to your pronounce it
[19/10/2019, 12:16:15] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I missed the rod stewart sing along. That was fun to read.
[19/10/2019, 12:16:17] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Ru-ther-glin
[19/10/2019, 12:18:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I say Ruh-ther-glin
[19/10/2019, 12:18:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sounds like rudderglin
[19/10/2019, 12:18:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Could be Ruth-er-Glen for all I know
[19/10/2019, 12:18:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cambuslang I say Cam-bus-SLAG
[19/10/2019, 12:19:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤭🤭🤭
[19/10/2019, 12:19:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And obviously Glasgow is glass-cow 😎
[19/10/2019, 12:20:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pretty sure it's all out of order, but aye, always good ave a wee singalong
[19/10/2019, 12:31:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but is it ROO or RUH
[19/10/2019, 12:34:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ruh.
[19/10/2019, 12:34:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ruh-ther-glin.
[19/10/2019, 12:41:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ruh
[19/10/2019, 12:41:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ruh ruh
[19/10/2019, 12:41:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ruh ruh ruff rufff
[19/10/2019, 12:45:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ruh ther glin
[19/10/2019, 12:45:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thanks troops
[19/10/2019, 12:45:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Appreciated
[19/10/2019, 12:46:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Been here a year and been saying it wrong the whole time
[19/10/2019, 12:46:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well not mental wrong
[19/10/2019, 12:46:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just enough to notice
[19/10/2019, 12:46:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: How do you say Milngavie?
[19/10/2019, 12:46:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Miln guy
[19/10/2019, 12:46:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😁
[19/10/2019, 12:47:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Guess how I first said it?
[19/10/2019, 12:47:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's common back home
[19/10/2019, 12:47:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Milne gahvy
[19/10/2019, 12:47:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Miln gavvy
[19/10/2019, 12:47:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Even harsher with my accent
[19/10/2019, 12:47:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Weve got surnames and places called menzies
[19/10/2019, 12:48:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Duiguid
[19/10/2019, 12:48:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The first one is pronounced ming-ees
[19/10/2019, 12:48:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm disappointed at the luck of love of getting for this hilarious way of saying Cambuslang. @447919194788 that's supposed to be laugh #2 for you
[19/10/2019, 12:48:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Second one is jook-it
[19/10/2019, 12:49:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Also disappointed no one took the bait on this.
[19/10/2019, 12:49:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Glass cow scotlaynd
[19/10/2019, 12:49:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gaelic is Greek to me
[19/10/2019, 12:49:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Scotch-land
[19/10/2019, 12:49:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ana speak Gaelic
[19/10/2019, 12:49:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I speak doric
[19/10/2019, 12:49:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Christ, another one
[19/10/2019, 12:50:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Doric isn't a separate language
[19/10/2019, 12:50:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well it is. I think it got classified nae that long ago
[19/10/2019, 12:50:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But it's a dialect of scots, just like how scots is a dialect of English
[19/10/2019, 12:50:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Same league as Scots? (in terms of how it's classified)
[19/10/2019, 12:50:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Heh
[19/10/2019, 12:51:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: https://youtu.be/le3cBRlWSE8
[19/10/2019, 12:51:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's doric
[19/10/2019, 12:51:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[19/10/2019, 12:51:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's like the scots of scotland
[19/10/2019, 12:51:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If that makes sense
[19/10/2019, 12:52:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yep
[19/10/2019, 12:53:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So ayeeeee
[19/10/2019, 12:53:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I do well typing english and I can speak in ma doric accent, Scottish accent and English
[19/10/2019, 12:54:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well I think am speaking English people just say its engkish in a Scottish accent
[19/10/2019, 12:55:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: There is foreigners with better spoken English than me hahaha
[19/10/2019, 12:56:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But when I go awa I just speak scottish and doon here ana
[19/10/2019, 12:56:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When I go home within 2 days am back t doric
[19/10/2019, 13:05:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So what's happening with that deal in parliament
[19/10/2019, 13:05:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Going to shit again it sounds like 😂😂 yaaaaas
[19/10/2019, 13:06:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cant wait till Brexit fuckes this country up
[19/10/2019, 13:07:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just so I can say that I fucking told yo so
[19/10/2019, 13:08:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If I buy and house and then the bottom falls out of the market due to brexit, the joke will be on me
[19/10/2019, 13:09:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av just got like a sadistic and masochism over this whole thing
[19/10/2019, 13:10:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like obviously I love Scotland doing will
[19/10/2019, 13:11:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But when Brexit fucks everything up I just want to be able to rub it in the faces of the no voters of 2014
[19/10/2019, 13:12:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the liked of that was 55/45 and brexit was 52/48
[19/10/2019, 13:13:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Those numbers are just to fucking close to call that's why there Is such division
[19/10/2019, 13:15:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If it's so close then you should keep trying until a gap opens up
[19/10/2019, 13:16:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Defo generational. I didn't want scotland to have another referendum until the other people died.. harsh but true
[19/10/2019, 13:18:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But defo up for another one now due to Brexit after all this pish.
[19/10/2019, 13:31:40] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: It kinda already has...yet I still get a finger in my face and some "will of the people" speech.
[19/10/2019, 13:31:55] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Which annoys me tons. I'm the people.
[19/10/2019, 13:32:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well I lost that job due to Brexit so that's my ammo
[19/10/2019, 13:33:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And seeing the country hang its self is my magazine and rifle
[19/10/2019, 13:33:01] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Yup. I've other pals who've lost jobs already. And just the pure amount of money that's been pished up the wall for it. Eurgh.
[19/10/2019, 13:33:31] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah but it was a traitor job working for the EU bureaucrats to enforce the Illuminati green agenda
[19/10/2019, 13:33:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye ah know but toull never win an argument for a couple years yet
[19/10/2019, 13:34:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If you say look at the state of it in say december tiull get "you have to give it time to work!!"
[19/10/2019, 13:34:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Next year will be the same
[19/10/2019, 13:35:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Even after a couple years they'll say it wasnt for us it's for our children so itll take decades
[19/10/2019, 13:36:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: For the moment they're going to deny that people will die of starvation/medical shortages. By late November they'll be blaming the EU for killing people by not giving us a better deal.
[19/10/2019, 13:36:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You'll thank us when you retire or  some pish
[19/10/2019, 13:37:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was speaking to a taxi driver in grimsby and he was like there womt be a shortage of medicine and I was arguing the point and I said maybe not but you're script prices will shoot up and he was like no no chance yous in scotland get it free which we subsidise and all this
[19/10/2019, 13:37:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck I was getting angry
[19/10/2019, 13:38:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Pulled oot the "if were such a burden do yous why was yous begging us to stay and scaremongering scotland to stay"
[19/10/2019, 13:39:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Haha brilliant
[19/10/2019, 13:39:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He then said..  I swear to fuck.. "weve not broke one promise or thing we said during your referendum. Give me one"
[19/10/2019, 13:39:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🙄
[19/10/2019, 13:39:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was like emmm BREXIT YOU FUCKING GLUEPOT
[19/10/2019, 13:39:50] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Bloody impossible to get through to them
[19/10/2019, 13:40:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You said we wouldn't get back into the EU if we left. Look at us now 😂😂😂
[19/10/2019, 13:40:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Take back control av ar cuntry 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
[19/10/2019, 13:41:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then it was aye but that's different etc etc. He couldn't answer the one where I asked if were such a leech why dont you let us fuck off
[19/10/2019, 13:41:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And he said we would let you fuck off anytime its us who wont leave
[19/10/2019, 13:41:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I was like yous fucking reject our advances for other referendums
[19/10/2019, 13:41:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hahahaha
[19/10/2019, 13:41:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So much denial
[19/10/2019, 13:42:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Brexit is going to shorten my life am telling you
[19/10/2019, 13:42:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Are butifl flag are butifl cuntry are butifl langwidge
[19/10/2019, 13:42:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Where they gonna get their gas/water/oil/seafood from?
[19/10/2019, 13:42:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not to mention the whisky
[19/10/2019, 13:42:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry, whiskey
[19/10/2019, 13:42:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its their gas, their oil
[19/10/2019, 13:42:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: U was right the first time
[19/10/2019, 13:42:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Was ah? Fuck I get all mixed up now 😔
[19/10/2019, 13:43:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Never mind all that. We pretty much power the cunts with renewable electric
[19/10/2019, 13:43:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that too
[19/10/2019, 13:43:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Never mind oil money. Selling out energy down south instead of giving it to the grid. Wed make a fuckin fortune
[19/10/2019, 13:44:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They have enough gas rigs to help them going. Zero oil tho and oil is the daddy
[19/10/2019, 13:44:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sell Balmoral back to the crown
[19/10/2019, 13:44:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or just boot em oot
[19/10/2019, 13:44:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was arguing with another cunt cause he was trying to say the scots arnt known for their smoked fish
[19/10/2019, 13:45:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was like are u fucking joking.
[19/10/2019, 13:45:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ell oh fucken ell
[19/10/2019, 13:45:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I love/hate working in England for this fact only
[19/10/2019, 13:45:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gets me so angry but I get such a fucking laugh with it
[19/10/2019, 13:45:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was in Newcastle the first few months working here - they want to come with Scotland if yous leave
[19/10/2019, 13:47:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So av heard and so they've said. We get on really well with geordie and scousers. They were the working class cities and were the working class country so we have the same culture, craic and you meet a lot of them too cause you'll have worked together in your industry and offshore
[19/10/2019, 13:47:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Add hull to that too
[19/10/2019, 14:17:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What's everyones plans tonight
[19/10/2019, 14:18:27] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Homework 🤟🥳
[19/10/2019, 14:22:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Manual gratification whilst listening to Radiohead's 'Creep' and Beck's 'Loser'.
[19/10/2019, 14:22:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Picked a great time to tune back in.
[19/10/2019, 14:22:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Playstation.
[19/10/2019, 14:27:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Theres a deed fox on street
[19/10/2019, 14:27:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who to I phone
[19/10/2019, 14:27:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Back doing oohmpa stuff then PlayStation
[19/10/2019, 14:27:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause itll be fuckin stinking
[19/10/2019, 14:27:53] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Get a shovel
[19/10/2019, 14:30:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Post it through somecunts lsttefbox
[19/10/2019, 14:30:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Letterbox
[19/10/2019, 14:31:20] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I was going to say skin it and make a stock for some soup
[19/10/2019, 14:37:48] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I'm going to start saying "fox soup" when I'm annoyed by things. PC version of fuck sake
[19/10/2019, 15:00:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I like that
[19/10/2019, 15:00:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Too bad I'm far too crass and uncouth to consider ever filtering my language
[19/10/2019, 15:26:08] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: When i did sunday school as a teen i taught the 4 year olds to swear. Ive got no damn filter
[19/10/2019, 15:32:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You're alright in my books 👍
[19/10/2019, 15:40:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I hate the general public
[19/10/2019, 15:40:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Especially
[19/10/2019, 15:40:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And thus will cause offence probs
[19/10/2019, 15:40:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Slow fuckin walkers
[19/10/2019, 15:46:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Right‽
‎[19/10/2019, 15:46:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[19/10/2019, 15:48:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: OK, 3 out of 6 houses viewed. 3 more tomorrow. So far garrowhill is looking really good, esp with a train going through Queen St & Partick around the corner. House in Barrhead is good too - bit scruffy because kids, and no leccy to the garage, tho.
[19/10/2019, 15:48:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Going to see that one I Paisley with the epic kitchen tomorrow @447974423860
[19/10/2019, 16:33:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice.
[19/10/2019, 16:35:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking won a candle in work and the smell is "Cuban tobacco and oak".
[19/10/2019, 16:35:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And it smells proper manly.
[19/10/2019, 16:36:05] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤤
[19/10/2019, 16:36:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You want it, Gabriel?
[19/10/2019, 16:36:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[19/10/2019, 16:36:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haven't lit it yet.
[19/10/2019, 16:36:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If he doesn't I do
[19/10/2019, 16:36:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My flat smells of bacon and vinegar.
[19/10/2019, 16:37:05] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Jase can have it, I was just memeing
[19/10/2019, 16:37:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Which is not displeasant, as such.
[19/10/2019, 16:37:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Seriously if you want it, you can have it.
[19/10/2019, 16:38:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I like the smell but I don't want the flat honking of it.
[19/10/2019, 16:41:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm willing to experiment on my flat with the scent
[19/10/2019, 16:41:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It'll mix with the bacon smell. Mmm smokey bacon
[19/10/2019, 16:42:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: First thing that hits you is Lynx shower gel.
[19/10/2019, 16:42:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But then the undertones hit.
[19/10/2019, 16:43:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Which Lynx though?
Cuz if it's Africa, then I can live with that.
[19/10/2019, 16:44:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not sure. Not well versed in the art of Lynx.
[19/10/2019, 16:45:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: One of the old-ish ones from the 90s though.
[19/10/2019, 16:45:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So maybe Africa.
[19/10/2019, 16:47:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Probably. I'm pretty sure that was/is their biggest seller
[19/10/2019, 16:47:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But then I'm not 14 anymore so don't buy it
[19/10/2019, 16:51:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How old are you now?
[19/10/2019, 16:51:55] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 15
[19/10/2019, 16:52:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Back to your homework, youngling.
[19/10/2019, 16:52:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[19/10/2019, 16:52:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Dirty tree
[19/10/2019, 16:56:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I  ought some new aftershave
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[19/10/2019, 16:58:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Highly recommended. Nikki what's ur fave aftershave on a boy?
[19/10/2019, 16:59:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And plz dont say 1million n invictus and wll the rest. Mainstream as fuxk
[19/10/2019, 16:59:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't know what any of those are
[19/10/2019, 17:00:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Really?
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[19/10/2019, 17:01:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They dont even smell bed it's just  TOO popular if u ken what I mean
[19/10/2019, 17:01:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Maybe I'd know it by scent then
[19/10/2019, 17:02:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye like joop is/was
[19/10/2019, 17:02:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Defo would
[19/10/2019, 17:02:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I still have some joop from like 3/4 years ago
[19/10/2019, 17:02:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's all the aftershave I have
[19/10/2019, 17:02:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw I mind when joop was the shittttt
[19/10/2019, 17:02:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Don't wear it very often
[19/10/2019, 17:03:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And before that it was diesel white
[19/10/2019, 17:03:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And awwww fuck Paco Robanne ultraviolet
[19/10/2019, 17:04:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then it was hoop after that
[19/10/2019, 17:04:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Shows how far behind the times I am
[19/10/2019, 17:04:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then Armani code etc etc
[19/10/2019, 17:04:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well I can wear the joop knowing I'm not wearing anything mainstream the now
[19/10/2019, 17:05:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I love spicebomb from viktor Rolf that was fucking beautiful and I should have bought it today. Expensive tho
[19/10/2019, 17:06:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Creed aventus is just lovely and my all time second favourite. I would say favourite but it's just too expensive
‎[19/10/2019, 17:06:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[19/10/2019, 17:08:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I got it part of my 21st and had it for like 2 years. Only used it special occasion but then I have a gf at the time who loves it n made me wear it 😓😓😓
[19/10/2019, 17:08:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jesus fuck!
[19/10/2019, 17:08:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Defo. Nothing wrong with the main stream stuff like but everyone is wearing it it loses its charm
[19/10/2019, 17:09:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I ken. Only ever had one bottle and never bought it myself. Think I'd cry paying jt
[19/10/2019, 17:09:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, had to stop rubbing myself down with dog shite after moving to Abronhill since that's so mainstream here.
[19/10/2019, 17:10:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahah aye an on the boarder here to Maryhi and Eau de Shite seems popular there too
[19/10/2019, 17:24:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Joop.
[19/10/2019, 17:24:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jump I think.
[19/10/2019, 17:33:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Joop you say.
[19/10/2019, 17:34:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ur fave?
[19/10/2019, 17:34:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think so?
[19/10/2019, 17:34:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase is the man for you then
[19/10/2019, 17:34:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Honestly haven't whiffed a guy and asked him what he's wearing in a while.
[19/10/2019, 17:35:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha fair
[19/10/2019, 17:35:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tell you what, next time I'm in boots, I'll overload myself on those smelly strips and report back to the group.
[19/10/2019, 17:35:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Thank you for your important contribution to science
[19/10/2019, 17:36:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What's the best one for a girl atm? I remember I used tj buy one sol the time for my ex but I forgot
[19/10/2019, 17:36:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I usually wear that 1 million stuff
[19/10/2019, 17:36:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Had like a bow on it I think
[19/10/2019, 17:36:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I use Daisy by Paul Jacobs.
[19/10/2019, 17:36:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: See just way too popular tae me
[19/10/2019, 17:36:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So that sne I sent in ie really good and not a lot wear it
[19/10/2019, 17:37:01] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Smells good tho
[19/10/2019, 17:37:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm a good sciencetitian.
[19/10/2019, 17:37:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was all a out salvage and bleu de chanel but that it happened with them too
[19/10/2019, 17:37:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And plus they are only eau dé toilleiteb
[19/10/2019, 17:37:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or whatever it's called so it doesnt last long
[19/10/2019, 17:38:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eau de parfum is the longer lasting ones
[19/10/2019, 17:38:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: More expensive too.
[19/10/2019, 17:38:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yep but worth it cause ur no topping up everytime you gi out
[19/10/2019, 17:39:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: True.
[19/10/2019, 17:39:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Christ I had a jacket, loved it, wore it nearly every night out
[19/10/2019, 17:39:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Only had to top that up with spicebomb every week or something hahah
[19/10/2019, 17:40:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Used to out ny clothes in the tuble diet shjrr spray heaps of it on one ifbthem lonor tumble sheets
[19/10/2019, 17:40:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wardrobe would smell beautiful fir weeks
[19/10/2019, 17:41:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och the things you do to smell nice.
[19/10/2019, 17:42:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tumble dryer* one of them lonor sheets* 

Sorry as I said av got a new keyboard and it's making ma type bad
[19/10/2019, 17:42:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken
[19/10/2019, 17:43:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How do you girls pluck? I plucked ma nose hairs and fucking jesus I was crying 😂😂
[19/10/2019, 17:45:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Plucking is easy if you don't do it.
[19/10/2019, 17:45:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Extremely painful. I salute you for doing that all the time
[19/10/2019, 17:46:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Idgaf about my eyebrows and everything else gets depilated.
[19/10/2019, 17:46:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That machine thing you uee?
[19/10/2019, 17:47:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nah, cream.
[19/10/2019, 17:47:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's like pain free wax.
[19/10/2019, 17:47:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Smear it on, wait a few minutes, wash off.
[19/10/2019, 17:47:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Smooth as butter.
[19/10/2019, 17:50:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av used veet before fir a local competition
[19/10/2019, 17:50:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not sure I want to know what competition it was but tell us anyway.
[19/10/2019, 17:50:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nearly burned me nipples aff lol
[19/10/2019, 17:51:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Probably used the wrong one then. They do different creams for legs and arms and sensitive areas.
[19/10/2019, 17:51:22] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: A nipple burning competition?
[19/10/2019, 17:51:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It was highland games but like bodybuilding
[19/10/2019, 17:51:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Good to avoid having hair that might catch fire while you're attempting a nipple burn
[19/10/2019, 17:52:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So we didn't pose we just didn't the highland games
[19/10/2019, 17:52:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Did the make the caber look like a tube of Nair?
[19/10/2019, 17:52:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just did it in ur kilt
[19/10/2019, 17:53:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wasnt bodybuilding though. It was any shape, like swimmers build in stuff
[19/10/2019, 17:54:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I say swimmer cause he won the looks category
[19/10/2019, 17:54:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He did look immaculate like. Hats off
[19/10/2019, 17:56:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bet he didn't burn his nips.
[19/10/2019, 17:56:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw he said he used that epilstor or something
[19/10/2019, 17:57:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ahh fair enough.
[19/10/2019, 17:58:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The machine I was talking about  earliern
[19/10/2019, 17:58:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I know what you meant.
[19/10/2019, 18:00:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: An still angry I came off st Buchanan street street subway and there was this woman absolutely gasping for breath and I asked if she was awright n she said aye she had to run up the stairs (she was a big woman with luggage)
[19/10/2019, 18:01:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N she said she had to central for her train n I told her she was st queen street n she nearly started crying so I was like al walk yi doon to central cause am going down st enoch anyway
[19/10/2019, 18:01:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And she said ok, panicking like fuck cause her train was in 12 mins. Soni said we better go and fucking fast
[19/10/2019, 18:02:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just catching up, had to go out and stock on Joop for a totally unrelated reason.
[19/10/2019, 18:02:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: stock up on*
[19/10/2019, 18:03:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I was walking down fast with her, she was gasping for breath and i said look I can carry ur case if you like.. she declined and j said fair enough I am random. So we got to like TGIS and was like STOP WALKING SO FAST
[19/10/2019, 18:03:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Is this a regular guy thing to do? Honest question. I've never given too much of a fuck about fashion & perfuming myself. Just a good wash once a week and old spice for the pits.
[19/10/2019, 18:03:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was like if we dont walk fast u miss ur train n she agreed
[19/10/2019, 18:03:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking classy.
[19/10/2019, 18:04:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've only just cottoned on to fabric softener, and it's only been a couple years since I realised that other wash cycles besides 'quick' exist for a reason.
[19/10/2019, 18:04:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So we got to central on time. She never said thank you or fuck all and someone called her and she couldn't talk and said to the person "sorry this lad was showing me down to central and he wasnt much use he was walking to fast and wouldn't even carry my case"
[19/10/2019, 18:04:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Growing up way too fast, aren't ya.
[19/10/2019, 18:04:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was like you fucking bitch 🤔🤔🤔
[19/10/2019, 18:05:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hope you smashed her face in with her case.
[19/10/2019, 18:05:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did you take her case for her at that moment and walk away too fast?
[19/10/2019, 18:05:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She made it sound like she was only gasping for breath cause if all this when in reality she was just really really really unfit
[19/10/2019, 18:05:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And can we be part of the rummaging ceremony?
[19/10/2019, 18:06:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw I just walked away with ma head down
[19/10/2019, 18:06:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lol could you imagine
[19/10/2019, 18:06:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Honestly I just live in my own bubble and don't pay attention to what other people are doing until I happen to notice it be like "shit, maybe I should be doing that"
[19/10/2019, 18:06:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Poor lad.
[19/10/2019, 18:06:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Like buying a house?
[19/10/2019, 18:06:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did ye fuck.
[19/10/2019, 18:06:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She got told to fuck off and be nicer to people who help yi
[19/10/2019, 18:07:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My man 👏
[19/10/2019, 18:07:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well I went out my way and even offered to carry her bag (which understandable is dodgy) but u ken fit I mean
[19/10/2019, 18:08:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good lad. Fucking hate rude cunts man. A thank you doesn't take much! That's why I cannae stand the woman who works across from me, she never says thanks.
[19/10/2019, 18:09:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lol not too far from the truth. My first house was bought because the house I was living in with a bunch of mates was going up for sale (it was one of the mates that owned it) - I was like 'fuck flatting with randoms again', realised I had enough in my pension for a deposit (in NZ we can take it out for a first house purchase before retirement), saw the house I eventually brought pop up on the local trading website one friday night, arranged to view it the following morning, and the rest, as they say, is history...
[19/10/2019, 18:09:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You mean you haven't pink hilighter-stabbed her yet?
[19/10/2019, 18:10:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Only in ma heid.
[19/10/2019, 18:31:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye the  I weekly shower
[19/10/2019, 18:31:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Good man
[19/10/2019, 18:31:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Biweekly
[19/10/2019, 18:31:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And jeans & tshirt err day
[19/10/2019, 18:32:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pop a leather jacket over the top if I'm 'going out'
[19/10/2019, 18:32:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eh
[19/10/2019, 18:32:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And the least used pair of jeans
[19/10/2019, 18:33:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I wear jeans and a t-shirt every day
[19/10/2019, 18:33:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: For all occasions
[19/10/2019, 18:34:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Black chinos and a top of some description
[19/10/2019, 18:35:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I have s pair of Jean's too, whatever colour of shoes am wearing dictates which trousers an wearring
[19/10/2019, 18:36:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aaron's so colour coordinated.
[19/10/2019, 18:37:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Proper metrosexual that one.
[19/10/2019, 18:38:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nothing wrong with putting a bit of Effort into how you dress
[19/10/2019, 18:38:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Course there isn't.
[19/10/2019, 18:42:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That wasn't supposed to sound as sarcastic as it did, btw. 😂
[19/10/2019, 18:44:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Shoes is the only area where I might occasionally show some flair - but never coordination
[19/10/2019, 18:45:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: White vans - wear with whatever
Burgundy high-tops - wear with whatever
Orange DC mids - wear with whatever <- Current pair
[19/10/2019, 18:46:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although as it's getting colder I'm switching more to the regular looking brown leather DC winter boots
[19/10/2019, 18:48:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Booooots. Need them.
[19/10/2019, 18:51:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's cool  anyone can criticise me  or take the piss.. it will  not stop me being me
[19/10/2019, 18:51:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair dos.
[19/10/2019, 18:51:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've no hot a single item of winter clothes
[19/10/2019, 18:51:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Got
[19/10/2019, 18:52:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Look sleave is about as far as I go. Thin bonber jacket absolute maximum
[19/10/2019, 18:52:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You one for getting cold nikki
[19/10/2019, 18:52:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Members of your species (girl) are normally cold
[19/10/2019, 18:53:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Started wearing hoodies under my jacket.
[19/10/2019, 18:53:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The proper thick Gildan ones as well, no the shitey wee flimsy crap.
[19/10/2019, 18:54:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've been occasionally wearing my parka lately
[19/10/2019, 18:54:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Remember when there was a think in the news about sir conditioning being sexist?
[19/10/2019, 18:54:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Air conditioning
[19/10/2019, 18:54:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 🤮
[19/10/2019, 18:54:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sir conditioning? Is that like General Waste?
[19/10/2019, 18:54:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ffs
[19/10/2019, 18:54:45] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Jfc
[19/10/2019, 18:54:50] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: wait
[19/10/2019, 18:55:02] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: is it about office clothing reqs?
[19/10/2019, 18:55:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh you mean how offices are set to the temp of what men wore in the 50s?
[19/10/2019, 18:55:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye and no
[19/10/2019, 18:55:14] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Because men usually need button downs and long pants
[19/10/2019, 18:55:18] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: and women dont
[19/10/2019, 18:55:31] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: so its always freezing for women and roasting for men
[19/10/2019, 18:55:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fwiw, it's always the women who are opening the windows around me.
[19/10/2019, 18:55:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ate but woman dont have to wear skirts and stuff (this was the debate)
[19/10/2019, 18:55:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yous are free to wear a suit too
[19/10/2019, 18:56:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Also men don't tend to wear quite as many layers all day every day
[19/10/2019, 18:56:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but listen
[19/10/2019, 18:56:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So
[19/10/2019, 18:56:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: These days
[19/10/2019, 18:56:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: There was a debate not long ago, and it was to do with office clothing. A woman got told to go home and change cause she came in with a trackie or sumin
[19/10/2019, 18:57:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then it went into sexism cause woman wear skirts and revealing clothes
[19/10/2019, 18:57:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the argument was, you dint have to wear that
[19/10/2019, 18:57:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And they said aye but what IF we want to wear it
[19/10/2019, 18:57:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I could probably get away with wearing a tracksuit in my office but that doesn't mean I'd attempt it.
[19/10/2019, 18:57:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So fair enough
[19/10/2019, 18:58:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And they was like we di want to wear clothes that show us off a bit but we cant win because it's too cold with the air conditioning
[19/10/2019, 18:58:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I could probably get away with wearing a skirt
[19/10/2019, 18:58:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then it went into
[19/10/2019, 18:58:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'd probably get a fucken medal tbh
‎[19/10/2019, 18:59:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[19/10/2019, 18:59:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do it.
[19/10/2019, 18:59:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And take pics.
[19/10/2019, 18:59:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Leg shaving optional but preferred.
‎[19/10/2019, 18:59:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[19/10/2019, 18:59:49] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: My work uniform is great
[19/10/2019, 18:59:56] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I get to wear pyjamas all day
[19/10/2019, 19:00:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Boiler suit all day for me
[19/10/2019, 19:00:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jealous af
[19/10/2019, 19:00:33] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Not stripy ones or anything
[19/10/2019, 19:00:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Reminds me I need tj buy work treasures cause they are  just superior to a boiler suit in every way
‎[19/10/2019, 19:00:53] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: ‎image omitted
[19/10/2019, 19:01:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Snazzy.
[19/10/2019, 19:01:04] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: What the fuck are work treasures
[19/10/2019, 19:01:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: .
[19/10/2019, 19:01:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Really?
[19/10/2019, 19:01:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The higher ups in my office wear suits Monday to Thursday, or at least business dress.
[19/10/2019, 19:01:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or u being sarcastic
[19/10/2019, 19:01:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But I'm just a pleb so I can get away with being a bit more casual.
[19/10/2019, 19:02:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lassie I worked with on nightshift would come in in her PJs.
[19/10/2019, 19:02:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't go that far myself.
[19/10/2019, 19:02:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but I used to wear shorts
[19/10/2019, 19:02:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: On the boat?
[19/10/2019, 19:03:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Work shorts si they'd be flame resistant and made fae a good tough material, plenty pockets etc
[19/10/2019, 19:03:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye, summer on a boat us brutal. Sun shining off the steel
[19/10/2019, 19:03:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh aye of course.
[19/10/2019, 19:04:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Forgot summer was a thing. 🙄
[19/10/2019, 19:04:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But aye so the super intendant seen me and out a stop to it
[19/10/2019, 19:04:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: "Think your in fuxkin holiday like"
[19/10/2019, 19:04:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[19/10/2019, 19:05:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I argued u was more comfortable and less warm thus was more productive
[19/10/2019, 19:05:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But nah he thought it looked unprofessional so back to the boiler suit I went
[19/10/2019, 19:06:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Think your on holiday like
[19/10/2019, 19:07:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Me standing there covered in paint chippings, grinder rust and pink primer all over me head to toe
[19/10/2019, 19:07:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye, having a great time, pal.
[19/10/2019, 19:09:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Pmsl
[19/10/2019, 19:09:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That must've been bloody horrific though.
[19/10/2019, 19:09:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Head to toe boiler suit in the sun?
[19/10/2019, 19:10:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al see two seconds
‎[19/10/2019, 19:11:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[19/10/2019, 19:12:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's what wear when were doing nithin mental
[19/10/2019, 19:12:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Life, outside fir 5, mins ti move the crane
‎[19/10/2019, 19:12:45] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[19/10/2019, 19:13:08] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I mean I don’t get paid monthly but you know what I mean
[19/10/2019, 19:13:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I do.
[19/10/2019, 19:14:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And I'll get paid on Brexit Day.
[19/10/2019, 19:14:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cheers Marcus.
[19/10/2019, 19:14:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thick Of It on Netflix. Fucking yaldy.
‎[19/10/2019, 19:14:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[19/10/2019, 19:15:57] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447932795038 fancy giving me an entire workout and eating routine so i can get as thicc as you?
[19/10/2019, 19:16:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al get my first pay fae ma new employer on Brexit day
[19/10/2019, 19:16:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was just tossing up wether or not now was the time to finally pull the pin on a netflix sub for disenchantment s2, I think this seals it.
[19/10/2019, 19:17:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And now am scared. Thanks marcus
[19/10/2019, 19:17:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're welcome.
[19/10/2019, 19:17:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They're getting Seinfeld in 2021, too
[19/10/2019, 19:18:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't find Seinfeld that funny tbh.
[19/10/2019, 19:19:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've never really watched it so it's been on my radar as one to binge at some point
[19/10/2019, 19:20:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right dina be annoyed at me for this
[19/10/2019, 19:23:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye send it to me too
[19/10/2019, 19:26:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Everyone safe?
[19/10/2019, 19:27:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lifeboat saved ma thank fuck
[19/10/2019, 19:27:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye ship abandoned
[19/10/2019, 19:27:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was just thinking of others. Thought maybe wed give them a break
[19/10/2019, 19:27:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But fuck them I suppose
[19/10/2019, 19:28:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shit they are here
[19/10/2019, 19:28:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I mean... carry on
[19/10/2019, 19:28:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I never seem to gain muscle, I’m probably not eating the right stuff
[19/10/2019, 19:28:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And also not doing exercise
[19/10/2019, 19:28:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am not having this conversation
[19/10/2019, 19:28:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Need to eat more steroids.
[19/10/2019, 19:29:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So that might have something to do with it
[19/10/2019, 19:29:05] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Aye so @447932795038 can you help us walk get a good diet and large muscles
[19/10/2019, 19:29:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have it daily
[19/10/2019, 19:29:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And yes. Steroids. Food. Exercise
[19/10/2019, 19:29:30] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Have yer baws shrunk?
[19/10/2019, 19:29:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But ultimately a lot of fucking time and effort
[19/10/2019, 19:29:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes they have
[19/10/2019, 19:29:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: What’s your daily diet like?
[19/10/2019, 19:30:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I wat tons
[19/10/2019, 19:30:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eat
[19/10/2019, 19:30:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Please stop talking about it. I tell you why
[19/10/2019, 19:30:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This information is fucking all over the internet. Everything. Theres no secret
[19/10/2019, 19:31:02] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Aye but I take it you slam a pack of hobnobs for breakfast?
[19/10/2019, 19:31:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: My man
[19/10/2019, 19:31:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its you which needs to apply yourself
[19/10/2019, 19:31:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I do that regularly 😂
[19/10/2019, 19:31:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So do i!
[19/10/2019, 19:31:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Boys it's called a "dirty bulk"
[19/10/2019, 19:31:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Google it
[19/10/2019, 19:31:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I dirty bulk without the working out part
[19/10/2019, 19:32:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that's the last I be participating in this convo cause av had it for 10 years of my life and in quite frankly bored of it
[19/10/2019, 19:33:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If you want to go to gym with me that not a problem. But that womt start until am home and you come to my gym (which j need to get a different one moving flat)
[19/10/2019, 19:33:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And am not waiting around or fucking about
[19/10/2019, 19:33:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You are invited to come. You'll get a time ti meet me
[19/10/2019, 19:33:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And if you cant make it tough fuckin shit
[19/10/2019, 19:33:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: THE END.
[19/10/2019, 19:34:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ....or is it?
[19/10/2019, 19:34:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
[19/10/2019, 19:34:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lovely night tho
[19/10/2019, 19:34:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was a good morning
[19/10/2019, 19:34:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: For the ducks like but its bonnie now
[19/10/2019, 19:35:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Chilly.
[19/10/2019, 19:35:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Disagree
[19/10/2019, 19:35:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I haven't even been outside today. 😂
[19/10/2019, 19:35:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Here can someone with more political knowledge than me please explain what the fuck happened in parliament
[19/10/2019, 19:36:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aw fuck here we go.
[19/10/2019, 19:36:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No I promise I wont rant
[19/10/2019, 19:36:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well, they were actually sitting, which is news in and of itself
[19/10/2019, 19:36:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eli5
[19/10/2019, 19:37:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Plz guys
[19/10/2019, 19:38:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tell me and I promise al shut up about it
[19/10/2019, 19:39:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm just reading the news to catch up
[19/10/2019, 19:40:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway she jase
[19/10/2019, 19:40:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's another night stu has laughed
[19/10/2019, 19:41:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think he likes me ")
[19/10/2019, 19:41:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[19/10/2019, 19:41:17] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I never could put on weight either
[19/10/2019, 19:41:24] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I think the issue was diet
[19/10/2019, 19:41:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Completely unrelated but I forgot the guy who was in the first two series of Thick of It was done for possession of CP so I'm never watching that again. 🤮🤮
[19/10/2019, 19:42:05] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Squatting actual tonnes (disclaimer: not actual tonnes) but never getting a booty
[19/10/2019, 19:42:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What now?
[19/10/2019, 19:42:23] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Malcolm?
[19/10/2019, 19:42:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nawww, not Malcolm, thank fuck.
[19/10/2019, 19:43:07] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: That would kill me
[19/10/2019, 19:43:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Same.
[19/10/2019, 19:43:15] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Don’t tell me who
[19/10/2019, 19:43:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[19/10/2019, 19:44:33] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Thanks
[19/10/2019, 19:44:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Np pal.
[19/10/2019, 19:48:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye you’re all a good bunch
[19/10/2019, 19:48:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That a got laugh too
[19/10/2019, 19:51:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[19/10/2019, 19:52:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thirded.
[19/10/2019, 19:53:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Would devastate the nation I think.
[19/10/2019, 19:56:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Any cunt want to explain yet
[19/10/2019, 19:58:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sorry pal I don't know enough about it to talk about it without sounding like a twat.
[19/10/2019, 19:58:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jase and Gabriel are probably your best bets.
[19/10/2019, 20:02:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase mon tae fuck
[19/10/2019, 20:03:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am going offshore Wednesday
[19/10/2019, 20:04:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wid like t ken afore ah go
[19/10/2019, 20:04:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Plenty of time then.
[19/10/2019, 20:05:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hmm
[19/10/2019, 21:36:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Was talking to me mum
[19/10/2019, 21:36:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But I'm also not a good bet
[19/10/2019, 21:37:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But judging from the headlines, BJ has been compelled by the law to ask for an extension by 23:00 but he's saying he ain't gonna
[19/10/2019, 21:37:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So fuck knows
[19/10/2019, 21:37:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They didn't vote on his dealike everyone thought they were gonna
[19/10/2019, 21:37:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah thanks
[19/10/2019, 21:39:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There are bound to be implications
‎[19/10/2019, 21:39:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[19/10/2019, 21:40:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why does he have to
[19/10/2019, 21:43:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Because of the Benn Act that was passed a wee while back saying if he didn't have a deal that Parliament had voted for by 23:00 on the 19th, he had to write the EU for an extension
[19/10/2019, 21:43:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But he's all
[19/10/2019, 21:44:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Were out on the 31st Oct come what may. Luv are bootiful cuntry and are bootiful flag 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
[19/10/2019, 22:25:13] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Anyone in denistoun
[19/10/2019, 22:30:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: At this very second?
[19/10/2019, 22:33:54] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Yeh
[19/10/2019, 22:34:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye idk why I asked, I'm not there this second and I won't be there for the foreseeable future, sorry pal.
[19/10/2019, 22:35:08] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Is good over here
[19/10/2019, 22:35:14] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Where do you stay Nikki
[19/10/2019, 22:35:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Paisley.
[19/10/2019, 22:53:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck sake @447378782096 how the hell did you move here?
[19/10/2019, 22:54:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: My mate's just recommended NZ to me and I'm looking at flights but it's like.. 16 hours from Dubai to Auckland. 😳
[19/10/2019, 23:10:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye and it's 17 back
[19/10/2019, 23:10:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 4th longest flight in the world
[19/10/2019, 23:10:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bloody mental.
[19/10/2019, 23:11:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The flight to NZ on my recent trip was brutal - couldn't sleep
[19/10/2019, 23:11:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Even if you break it up and go to Bali or whatever in the middle, it's still 9 hours from Dubai to Bali, then another 7 from Bali to Auckland.
[19/10/2019, 23:11:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 27hrs
[19/10/2019, 23:11:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I had sleeping pills on the way back. Was a breeze.
[19/10/2019, 23:11:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I think if I was going to do that, I'd save up super hard and buy a business class ticket just so I could get a proper sleep.
[19/10/2019, 23:11:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ...or get sleeping pills lol.
[19/10/2019, 23:12:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The 8hr flight Glasgow to dubai is a breeze by comparison
[19/10/2019, 23:12:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Business class is sooo fucking expensive tho
[19/10/2019, 23:12:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just bloody nuts that I can fly to America and back in the time it takes from Dubai to Auckland.
[19/10/2019, 23:12:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeeel
[19/10/2019, 23:12:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: P
[19/10/2019, 23:12:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I've never paid for business class. Free upgrades yaaaaaaaaaassssss.
[19/10/2019, 23:13:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: NZ is bottom of the world. So far away from everywhere except Australia
[19/10/2019, 23:14:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If you go via Airnz from London or Manchester it's usually 2 11ish hour flights, stopover in shanghai, Singapore, hong kong
[19/10/2019, 23:15:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 12hr flights really
[19/10/2019, 23:15:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Flight I was looking at was Emirates.
[19/10/2019, 23:15:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah that's the only one from glasgow
[19/10/2019, 23:15:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And it's decent too on the a380
[19/10/2019, 23:16:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Seats are wider than the 777
[19/10/2019, 23:16:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: nice.
[19/10/2019, 23:18:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So i boris jailed yet
[19/10/2019, 23:18:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just had a scary experience
[19/10/2019, 23:18:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Looks like I'll be flying on 757s next month.
[19/10/2019, 23:19:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Woke up and I was minorly sick, but was that acidic bile stuff
[19/10/2019, 23:19:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I breathed some in
[19/10/2019, 23:19:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I was sleeping obv
[19/10/2019, 23:20:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Where to? Wiki says that's a short range plane
[19/10/2019, 23:20:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the reaction I had.. coughing likentufk and couldn't breathe
[19/10/2019, 23:20:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that'll burn like shite
[19/10/2019, 23:21:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Up to Iceland then across to DC.
[19/10/2019, 23:21:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah yeah. Doing the hoppity hop.
Staying over in Iceland at all?
[19/10/2019, 23:22:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not that long, no. Two hours tops I think?
[19/10/2019, 23:22:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dreamliner
[19/10/2019, 23:22:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was there around this time last year. Good chances of seeing the aurora. Iceland is crazy beautiful
[19/10/2019, 23:23:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah man a380 ftw
[19/10/2019, 23:26:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cannae find the email with the flight deets in it but I'm pretty sure it's a short layover on the outgoing and return flights. My mate goes to Iceland every year with her man and she loves it.
[19/10/2019, 23:26:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Might be a bit too chilly for me though. :P
[19/10/2019, 23:29:01] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Thats how Mama Cass went out
[19/10/2019, 23:29:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: be careful buddy
[19/10/2019, 23:53:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: As did John Bonham
[20/10/2019, 01:46:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cheers. Both of yis
‎[20/10/2019, 02:54:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[20/10/2019, 02:55:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stolen patter,  tut tut jase.
[20/10/2019, 09:45:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Huh?
[20/10/2019, 09:46:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was it no you who said something like that on here
[20/10/2019, 09:46:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yiuve committed s crime. Cutting about without my number or something
[20/10/2019, 09:46:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[20/10/2019, 09:46:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: How is that in any way the same?
[20/10/2019, 09:47:21] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Daddies pls don't fite
‎[20/10/2019, 09:48:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/10/2019, 09:48:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean, it is stolen, its re-worded from an old family guy episode, but that screenshot is some other variant of the theme
[20/10/2019, 09:49:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Think I can do original patter? Hahahaha nope.
[20/10/2019, 09:59:19] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I've never had an original thought in my life
[20/10/2019, 09:59:25] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I'm worried it would hurt
[20/10/2019, 10:21:20] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Hungry? Get £5 off your first order on #Uber Eats with my code: eats-jb8mhm. http://ubr.to/EatsGiveGet

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[20/10/2019, 10:21:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I wish they delivered to me, I’d order breakfast right now
[20/10/2019, 10:32:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bro
[20/10/2019, 10:32:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry
[20/10/2019, 10:32:25] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'll deliver from coatbeidge for £20
[20/10/2019, 10:32:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fkn better be! 😂
[20/10/2019, 10:32:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[20/10/2019, 10:49:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Morning a'body.
‎[20/10/2019, 10:55:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/10/2019, 10:55:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was just teasing yj
[20/10/2019, 10:56:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was coming anyway av pissed off abody else at least once
[20/10/2019, 10:56:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean it's close to midday so let's just pretend it's afternoon.
[20/10/2019, 10:56:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Been giving you an easy ride csuse ur ma bro xo
[20/10/2019, 10:56:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Play nice, kids.
[20/10/2019, 10:57:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not me!
[20/10/2019, 10:57:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but your the alpha male here yi see stu
[20/10/2019, 10:57:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry. Dad I mean
[20/10/2019, 10:57:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye ano
[20/10/2019, 10:57:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Papi
‎[20/10/2019, 10:57:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/10/2019, 10:57:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[20/10/2019, 10:58:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Dunno why but it hurts to laugh so gonnae no.
[20/10/2019, 10:58:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Atol be difficult for me am funny as tuck sure sty
[20/10/2019, 11:00:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase u gonnae speak to ma cause am feeling guilty guilty over here
[20/10/2019, 11:00:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Huh wha
[20/10/2019, 11:01:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was also being insincere
[20/10/2019, 11:01:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: A reverse wind-up, if you will
[20/10/2019, 11:01:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Touché
[20/10/2019, 11:02:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ok were will friends and family agsin
[20/10/2019, 11:02:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We having a family day out?
[20/10/2019, 11:03:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Being serious. Am hungry
[20/10/2019, 11:05:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I got hooses to look at
[20/10/2019, 11:05:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Daddy stu could I get a fiver ti have brunch with ma pauls
[20/10/2019, 11:05:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I got maws to take out.
[20/10/2019, 11:05:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I need to pack, sorry aaron
‎[20/10/2019, 11:06:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/10/2019, 11:07:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am seriously starting to consider the boy in the foat above me is deaf. I can hear his TV
[20/10/2019, 11:08:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A bill oddie documentary on wildlife in the oceans if anyone is interested
[20/10/2019, 11:08:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[20/10/2019, 11:09:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If it's not David Attenborough is it even a documentary?
[20/10/2019, 11:09:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Will I know on his door and be like here pal, av seen this episode can you switch tj the next one?
[20/10/2019, 11:10:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Have you met this guy before? Does he seem stabby?
[20/10/2019, 11:10:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nithin like hearing the echoes of bill odie on a Sunday morning
[20/10/2019, 11:10:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No hes gay
[20/10/2019, 11:10:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not that theres anything wrong with that
[20/10/2019, 11:11:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Maybe he’s got hearing aids
[20/10/2019, 11:11:17] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Surely if you think it decreases the risk of someone stabbing you then it's a positive thing
[20/10/2019, 11:11:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just what you expect from a gay guy his late 20's
[20/10/2019, 11:11:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hearig HIV surely
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[20/10/2019, 11:12:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well it's just hes less violent by nature probably
[20/10/2019, 11:12:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Always on the same page us ny friend
[20/10/2019, 11:14:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here Aaron.
[20/10/2019, 11:14:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Another day to add to the collection btw
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[20/10/2019, 11:14:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gonnae need you to up your pic game.
[20/10/2019, 11:14:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nice edits like
[20/10/2019, 11:14:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But ok
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[20/10/2019, 11:17:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shamelessly ripped from my old chief mates Instagram cause he has a better camera
[20/10/2019, 11:18:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nice!
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[20/10/2019, 11:18:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Beautiful.
[20/10/2019, 11:18:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 2016 there was a massive solar storm and it was fucking gorgeous
[20/10/2019, 11:19:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Think it was February and it was fuckin Baltic. He woke me uo at  2am in the morning to see this
[20/10/2019, 11:19:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wasnt even one bit angry
[20/10/2019, 11:19:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Worth waking up for ye
[20/10/2019, 11:19:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Defo
[20/10/2019, 11:20:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: See the orange rescue boats on the side if the boat
[20/10/2019, 11:20:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: At was my old job. Drive them things. Frc coxswain
[20/10/2019, 11:21:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its an OPITO ticket and ats only accepted in the oil industry. We work orf STCW now
[20/10/2019, 11:22:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Beats the shit out of working in an office. I went into the wrong job
[20/10/2019, 11:22:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So when I worked on the ferries since I never had a STCW boatman I wasnt allowed to drive the boats. I had an optio coxawain and it's like 1000x more in depth and harder and covers everything
[20/10/2019, 11:23:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So they thought I couldn't drive the cunt and was showing me basic basic stuff. I was like give the wheek
[20/10/2019, 11:23:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They never showed me how to drive it again 😂 it then progressed to me giving them tips
[20/10/2019, 11:24:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[20/10/2019, 11:25:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like aye yous train with this fir an hour every 3 months. I did 5 hours a day for a month at a time for 3 years hehehe
[20/10/2019, 11:26:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here @447378782096 just reading a story here about a non stop flight from New York to Sydney. 19 hours! 😳
[20/10/2019, 11:27:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Apparently they're testing London to Sydney nonstop next month.
[20/10/2019, 11:27:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah that's the new world record one or somethinf
[20/10/2019, 11:27:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bloody hell man.
[20/10/2019, 11:32:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck that
[20/10/2019, 11:34:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: My back gets sore on Islay ti Glasgow and thats 20 mins 😂😂
[20/10/2019, 11:36:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[20/10/2019, 11:39:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw I need t go t the library today
[20/10/2019, 11:41:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haven't been in a library in about 20 years.
[20/10/2019, 13:29:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well ors what I get for trying ny macbook and buying shite instead ifva new one
[20/10/2019, 13:30:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Could try get it b finance  or sumin I suppose
[20/10/2019, 13:31:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just a cheap laptop
[20/10/2019, 13:31:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Libraries are some of the coolest places in the world. So much free and helpful shit. I imagine the technological offerings have improved drastically in the last 20 years too
[20/10/2019, 13:31:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah but computers are a thing and I hate going outside.
[20/10/2019, 13:33:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well this'll be 3td time in a few months and I really dont mind it  it's the old fuckers who moan at you for making too much noise with typing (??????) That's been my only bad experience so far
[20/10/2019, 13:35:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Library assistant took my side obviously cause what the fuck can i do about it. Type slower? No way man
[20/10/2019, 13:35:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She rucked off shortly after and thank god cause she had mayonnaise at the corners of her lips and very obvious facial hair going into it
[20/10/2019, 13:35:46] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: stop injecting roids into your fingers, obviously
[20/10/2019, 13:35:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was making me sick lol
[20/10/2019, 13:36:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: "mayonnaise" 🤤
[20/10/2019, 13:36:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But irs the most important part!!!!
[20/10/2019, 13:36:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am telling yi it was mayonnaise 😂
[20/10/2019, 13:37:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Did she have real teeth, or do you think she could take them out? 😏
[20/10/2019, 13:41:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬
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[20/10/2019, 13:48:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: @447720595997 do you have any idea when the new Star Wars tickets go on sale? I got an email yesterday saying 2 days so it’ll be some point tomorrow but I dunno what time
‎[20/10/2019, 13:49:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[20/10/2019, 13:49:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's a long time at the pictures
[20/10/2019, 13:50:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve never really watched any of them
[20/10/2019, 13:50:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Going to catch up before it’s out
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[20/10/2019, 14:03:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Excuse me
[20/10/2019, 14:04:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry am doing a makeshift passport kinda pic fir my site access card and cba going tk get one si this will do
[20/10/2019, 14:04:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Saves me £6 too
[20/10/2019, 14:05:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Dunno. It's a bit pixelated
[20/10/2019, 14:23:57] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: With the colour abberations it looks straight out of a 90s documentary on vhs about someone who escaped from prison
[20/10/2019, 14:25:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Omg just viewed an immaculate place in Cambuslang. All fully done up, really really nice, big master bedroom, massive corner plot backyard w/ decking on one side, garage w/ power of course, stunning bathroom (and not a power shower!). Offers over 140k so will probably be out my range but still.
[20/10/2019, 14:25:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye but kitchen?
[20/10/2019, 14:25:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Kitchen not huge but not tiny either
[20/10/2019, 14:26:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Electric hob but I'd soon fix that as the combi is pretty much directly above
[20/10/2019, 14:27:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I suspect that'll be gone by the time I'm ready to put in offers and it's probably going to go for over 150 anyway. Plus I gotta factor in a 4% additional dwelling tax.
[20/10/2019, 14:28:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och. Shame you might not get it. Seems like it's got everything you need.
[20/10/2019, 14:28:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Also saw a really nice ideal place in Archerfield drive near Tollcross, nice area, nice place, offers over 125
[20/10/2019, 14:29:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's not the only one, it just happens to be particularly stand out. But of course, gotta pay more for places like that
[20/10/2019, 14:29:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Stop viewing until you’re ready to offer, you’ll just get upset if you find one you love and miss out on
[20/10/2019, 14:30:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah I'm well aware that I could lose any of these properties, it's more encouraging to know what I -_could_ get anyway
[20/10/2019, 14:31:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: We did that and found one we loved, compared every other one to it and then found out someone else put an offer and and was accepted
[20/10/2019, 14:31:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was horrible, but luckily that all fell through and we got it in the end!
[20/10/2019, 14:31:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye so you're talking shite then? 😂
[20/10/2019, 14:31:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: We were ridiculously lucky
[20/10/2019, 14:31:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Moral of the story: you always get what you want
[20/10/2019, 14:32:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[20/10/2019, 14:33:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. Like I say, I've gone into this with the knowledge that what I view today could be gone tomorrow. It's also good to know which areas will sell faster than others - like I was wanting to look at one in pollok but offers close tomorrow and they already had 4 notes of interest. Said to gimme a bell if it goes back up for offer tho.
[20/10/2019, 14:34:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And anyway, that Cambuslang property is very likely out of my price range as I don't think they'd be taking 145 for it, which is probably as far as I can go.
[20/10/2019, 14:36:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The crazy awesome one was this one https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65818002.html
[20/10/2019, 14:38:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That looks great.
[20/10/2019, 14:38:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You could build another ten houses in that garden
[20/10/2019, 14:39:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Massive
[20/10/2019, 14:42:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. I don't expect it to last long on the market
[20/10/2019, 15:03:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Marks and Sparks got their Christmas trees up already. 🙄
[20/10/2019, 15:04:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Idk no clue
[20/10/2019, 15:04:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM
[20/10/2019, 15:05:03] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Talking of Christmas coming early , I’m playing a Nativity in the first week of November
[20/10/2019, 15:05:19] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I mean it’s the musical from the film the nativity but still
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[20/10/2019, 15:05:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Christmas trees are up, it’s time!
[20/10/2019, 15:06:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol, where?
[20/10/2019, 15:07:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Christmas night out in work is November 25th. 🤮
[20/10/2019, 15:07:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂😂
[20/10/2019, 15:17:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What the fuck is going in here
[20/10/2019, 15:17:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: We’re all in the Christmas spirit
[20/10/2019, 15:18:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: All?
[20/10/2019, 15:18:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck off.
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[20/10/2019, 15:20:11] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Love you nikki. :P that skeleton is great
[20/10/2019, 15:20:43] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Down in bonnie Greenock
[20/10/2019, 15:22:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Glad you enjoy it! 😁
[20/10/2019, 15:37:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Careful down there. Have it on good authority that everyone in Greenock has a criminal record.
[20/10/2019, 15:41:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[20/10/2019, 15:46:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You've been drooling a lot pal! Need a wipe?
[20/10/2019, 15:50:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Guys
[20/10/2019, 15:50:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Does this email look semi pro at least written
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[20/10/2019, 15:50:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I did correct that typo btw
[20/10/2019, 15:52:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Which one?
[20/10/2019, 15:52:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just change the bit at the bottom to “if there are any problems”
[20/10/2019, 15:52:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Fors = forms
[20/10/2019, 15:52:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ^
[20/10/2019, 15:53:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye that's the only thing I'd change too.
[20/10/2019, 15:53:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Correct
[20/10/2019, 15:53:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And boilersuit
[20/10/2019, 15:53:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: My phone doesnt like the word apparently
[20/10/2019, 15:53:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Probably because it's two words. 😋
[20/10/2019, 15:53:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I said semi pro not pro
[20/10/2019, 15:54:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaah nah fair enough
[20/10/2019, 15:54:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Didn’t spot that but I just thought a builder suit was something I’d never heard of
[20/10/2019, 15:54:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol sorry pal, aye looks fine.
[20/10/2019, 15:55:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Noice
[20/10/2019, 15:55:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 23 bloody attachments
[20/10/2019, 15:57:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Chuffed am no receiving cause some are nice separate files, others are embedded into the email
[20/10/2019, 15:58:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Be a nice Monday morning for someone
[20/10/2019, 16:00:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Double murder at a house party last night. 15-20 people there
[20/10/2019, 16:01:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Wtf?
[20/10/2019, 16:01:22] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Jfc
[20/10/2019, 16:01:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye in milton Keynes but imagine being there
[20/10/2019, 16:01:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 2 17 year olds
[20/10/2019, 16:02:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shitencrack like. Imagine being there
[20/10/2019, 16:52:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Get rid of the 'Get outlook for android' ya shill
[20/10/2019, 16:52:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[20/10/2019, 16:53:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Wouldn't av happnd in ma day. Take back control of are country and are laws and are police 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
[20/10/2019, 16:53:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry, bad taste I know, but couldn't help it.
[20/10/2019, 16:54:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That is terrible news.
[20/10/2019, 16:54:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Neh am up for it so its cool
[20/10/2019, 16:55:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thanks pal 👍
[20/10/2019, 16:57:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'd never promote (buy Starbucks) a company (large caramel frappé), ever! (Star) especially ones (bucks) that are corrupt (flat white) to the core (venti americano)
[20/10/2019, 16:58:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Duno why starbucks are the first ones that come to mind when I talk about unethical companies
[20/10/2019, 16:58:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 hmmmm
[20/10/2019, 16:59:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: HhhHHMmMmmmmm
[20/10/2019, 17:01:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I actually think we dont have enough Starbucks
[20/10/2019, 17:01:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 3 per street just isn't enough
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[20/10/2019, 17:02:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Although it's hardly starbucks fault. It's the people who ask franchise for then
[20/10/2019, 17:02:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If that's how you say it
[20/10/2019, 17:03:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Your subliminal messages will not work on me, I hate Starbucks with a passion
[20/10/2019, 17:03:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If I was a huge company I'd say aye to each request too
[20/10/2019, 17:04:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Costa I can live with, and actually enjoy. Starbucks is bottom of the barrel as far as coffee goes
[20/10/2019, 17:04:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I dont like coffee enough to like it
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[20/10/2019, 17:04:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I prefer Costa defo
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[20/10/2019, 17:04:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Where are you Alan?
[20/10/2019, 17:05:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just heading home from Dryburgh Abbey
[20/10/2019, 17:05:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like costa actually tastes good. I like coffee but I dont enjoy it
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[20/10/2019, 17:06:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: An americano ironically makes my mouth dry
[20/10/2019, 17:06:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Weekend away?
[20/10/2019, 17:06:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Americano with pouring cream is my poison of choice
[20/10/2019, 17:07:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: See I would like thah
[20/10/2019, 17:07:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I bought into the flat white thing csusen I genuinely enjoyed it
[20/10/2019, 17:08:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Usually go to a castle or some ruin at the weekend with the family, Normally post pictures so you all don't need to go haha
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[20/10/2019, 17:09:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Andi still dont knownite difference between that and a latté
[20/10/2019, 17:09:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nobody does
[20/10/2019, 17:09:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha
[20/10/2019, 17:10:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I went to the library today Alan
[20/10/2019, 17:11:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aa there was a junkie there asking everyone for a shot of their computer for 5 mins
[20/10/2019, 17:12:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He wasnt allowed one hes been banned fae the computers for something and they wouldn't book him on one
[20/10/2019, 17:13:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Must have been sending his dealer emails 😂😂
[20/10/2019, 17:14:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hi Rab,

Hope your well and enjoyed your weekend.

Would it be possible for me to pick up a score bag 6pm tonight? 

Kind regards
Wee Davy
[20/10/2019, 17:15:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I mean I’m from Greenock so seams legit
[20/10/2019, 17:16:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Good lad
[20/10/2019, 17:17:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🙋‍♂️I do
Latte's are hot milk with the smaest amount of coffee possible, so basically just hit milk. They're shite.
A flat white actually has a decent amount of espresso in it (double shot usually), and therefore less milk than a latte. Theyre a good coffee. Incidentally, they were invented in NZ (not Aus as they'll no doubt claim).
[20/10/2019, 17:18:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (Wellington has a huge coffee 'scene' and I just absorbed it by osmosis, so now I'm a coffee snob)
[20/10/2019, 17:18:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Finally, someone else gets it.
[20/10/2019, 17:19:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣
[20/10/2019, 17:20:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Starbucks sells all those silly frilly drinks because they need to mask how horrible the so-called coffee is underneath it all.
[20/10/2019, 17:21:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuuuuuck Starbucks. Absolute shit tier coffee.
[20/10/2019, 17:26:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av heard that actually
[20/10/2019, 17:26:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye and they need to appeal to the almost fashionable thing to them
[20/10/2019, 17:27:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: After going back and having my two favourite roasts again, it solidified the idea that they really know how to do coffee back home eh
[20/10/2019, 17:27:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's almost part of some girls outfit now
[20/10/2019, 17:27:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although the Good Coffee Cartel does some fine shit, no lie
[20/10/2019, 17:28:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That mental big shoes, skinny Jean's with a huge s10 not or iPhone x plus in the back pocket that is about the size of their arse, wee vest, huge sunglasses, one single word on the vest saying something completely unrelated and a white Starbucks cup in their hand
[20/10/2019, 17:29:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Walking about with the Same cup all day with half the coffee drank and stane cauld
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[20/10/2019, 17:30:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye can't blame them for not wanting to drink it tho, smartest decision they've made in that ensemble
[20/10/2019, 17:31:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I do love a caramel macchiato from Starbucks
[20/10/2019, 17:31:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I wouldn’t call it a coffee tho
[20/10/2019, 17:31:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just a cup of sugar
[20/10/2019, 17:31:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that's the idea
[20/10/2019, 17:32:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Try the same from Costa and see how they compare
[20/10/2019, 17:34:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Costa have this thing called Bonfire Latte which is their version of the PSL and aye it probably is just sugar with a wee bit of coffee but it's my life fluid atm.
[20/10/2019, 17:34:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You like it when I laugh. Just thought I’d let you know this did the trick
[20/10/2019, 17:37:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's the kind regards that did it for me, wee Davy's a junkie but he still likes to keep things professional.
[20/10/2019, 17:46:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahah I do make you make u cunts laugh like if am being fair. Yous are welcome
[20/10/2019, 17:47:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Out of 10 was it good?
[20/10/2019, 17:47:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Good out of ten
[20/10/2019, 17:47:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I want a mark dad
[20/10/2019, 17:47:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Making you proud here
[20/10/2019, 17:51:19] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Dads dont give gold stars. Just a gruff acknowledgment that youre not a total fuck up
[20/10/2019, 17:53:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Totally agree.
[20/10/2019, 17:56:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: At least am no a fuck up en
[20/10/2019, 18:00:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right
[20/10/2019, 18:00:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I hae 3 broken laptops here. 2013, 2015, 2017
[20/10/2019, 18:00:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Is there any place that takes broken anes off yi?
[20/10/2019, 18:03:21] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What are they and why are the broken?
[20/10/2019, 18:03:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck knows
[20/10/2019, 18:04:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just wondering if there is a place that buys broken ones
[20/10/2019, 18:04:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wouldn't matter whats wrong if they dont and am looking to get rid of them so am not leaving it with then for ages to figure out the problem if that makes senseb
[20/10/2019, 18:04:59] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You will find the odd guy on Facebook marketplace doing something like that, And it really depends on why they are broken there age and who makes them
[20/10/2019, 18:05:43] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Which odd guy? There are lots
[20/10/2019, 18:05:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Some companies buy broken phones and stuff probably for parts or something I dunno but just wondering if ti can do with laptops
[20/10/2019, 18:06:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can you not music magpie laptops now?
[20/10/2019, 18:06:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah nae keen on that am moving out here on tuesday and away offshore Wednesday
[20/10/2019, 18:06:35] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: If there laptops the cost £200 then they probably ain't worth much, If it's a 2017 MacBook that's a different story.
[20/10/2019, 18:06:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Has to he take into a shop and buy fae ma or they're getting binned
[20/10/2019, 18:06:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No a macbook
[20/10/2019, 18:06:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck it they're going jn the bin
[20/10/2019, 18:07:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yeeeeeet
[20/10/2019, 18:07:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[20/10/2019, 18:07:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Got another laugh
[20/10/2019, 18:07:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ll stop telling you when I laugh now
[20/10/2019, 18:07:32] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Yeah Currys supposedly does
[20/10/2019, 18:07:36] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What's your location?
[20/10/2019, 18:07:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: West end
[20/10/2019, 18:08:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'll take em to the coup for ue :P
[20/10/2019, 18:10:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Kelvidale so I suppose yi can say central to partick, kelvinbridge, hyndland, anniesland, maryhill
[20/10/2019, 18:10:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What?
[20/10/2019, 18:10:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: See where am fae at means you'll take them for a shag hahahaa
[20/10/2019, 18:10:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A coup of u
[20/10/2019, 18:10:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Hahahahaha
[20/10/2019, 18:11:01] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I will dispose of them for you.
[20/10/2019, 18:11:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Coup yi ower
[20/10/2019, 18:11:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah man
[20/10/2019, 18:11:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cheers anyway
[20/10/2019, 18:11:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al just bin the hoors
[20/10/2019, 18:12:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Cowp. Dump. Tipp Recycling facility
[20/10/2019, 18:12:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Was trying to get them from your for free, Whooooosh.
[20/10/2019, 18:12:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sir I understand
[20/10/2019, 18:12:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You use reddit
[20/10/2019, 18:13:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I was just making a joke 😂
[20/10/2019, 18:13:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I guess, wooosh?
[20/10/2019, 18:14:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Woosh indeed. The written word is an annoyance.
[20/10/2019, 18:14:23] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: The rare double-whoosh, right before my very eyes
[20/10/2019, 18:14:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm putting it down to his accent 🤣
[20/10/2019, 18:15:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The critically acclaimed switch-a-whoosh
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[20/10/2019, 18:23:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nobody post that karma or me and alan will hunt yi doon
[20/10/2019, 18:23:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We were the architects
[20/10/2019, 18:34:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We'll wait til Wednesday when you're gone.
[20/10/2019, 19:09:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fair
[20/10/2019, 19:11:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: When you back?
[20/10/2019, 19:12:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Will be like 18th of nov
[20/10/2019, 19:13:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och won't even be back to wave yer wee maw off from the airport!
[20/10/2019, 19:23:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You awa a holiday like aye
[20/10/2019, 19:24:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey you can make it down to lowestoft on Tuesday now maybe for a bit
[20/10/2019, 19:24:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: To wave your son awa off tae sean
[20/10/2019, 19:24:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sea
[20/10/2019, 19:25:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or maybe papi stu can do they for his wean
[20/10/2019, 19:25:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause papi stu loves his son sure stu
[20/10/2019, 19:26:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooft I see how it is with you throwing shade there!
[20/10/2019, 19:26:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ouch man.
‎[20/10/2019, 19:26:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/10/2019, 19:27:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well papi stu laughs at ma jokes n thinks am funny
[20/10/2019, 19:27:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu how much fuckin times in a day can you use that gif
[20/10/2019, 19:27:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I don't think it's as versatile as you think it is
[20/10/2019, 19:28:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However I don't mind it
[20/10/2019, 19:28:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And I don't?
[20/10/2019, 19:28:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It signals stus entry to the conversation
[20/10/2019, 19:28:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[20/10/2019, 19:28:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[20/10/2019, 19:28:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Papi stu tells me all the time
‎[20/10/2019, 19:28:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/10/2019, 19:28:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's fine pal you can be a daddy's boy.
[20/10/2019, 19:28:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stus contributions are a gif and a laughy facey
[20/10/2019, 19:29:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So he gives me they looks and a little chuckle only if he approves
[20/10/2019, 19:29:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If no he doesn't even talk
[20/10/2019, 19:29:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[20/10/2019, 19:29:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye and all my lols are so insincere!
[20/10/2019, 19:29:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then jase fires in with the drooling guy
[20/10/2019, 19:30:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Alan speaks everytime haley comet passes planet earth
[20/10/2019, 19:30:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marcus is in a Ditch somewhere
[20/10/2019, 19:31:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gabriel is pounced and ready to be cheeky
[20/10/2019, 19:32:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[20/10/2019, 19:33:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[20/10/2019, 19:34:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You guys 😂
[20/10/2019, 19:34:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So what am I then Aaron?
[20/10/2019, 19:44:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447974423860 the kitchen in that place is as epic as it looks in the photos
[20/10/2019, 19:44:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och well jel.
[20/10/2019, 19:44:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's a good house - bathroom is the only room not to have been renovated. Even got a pit in the garage for getting under the car.
[20/10/2019, 19:45:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Would take a bit of cleaning to get the smell of dog shite out of the place though
[20/10/2019, 19:45:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's just Paisley in general pal. How much was this one again?
[20/10/2019, 19:45:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Offers over £145000
[20/10/2019, 19:46:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: From chatting with the owner, doesn't sound like they're necessarily stuck on it being over 145. Guess they may not be getting much interest at the moment. I'd take the place in Cambuslang over it (over any of them, actually), but that's a place that probably will go quickly because a) it's epic in every aspect and b) it's not paisley
[20/10/2019, 19:48:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Still good to keep an eye on it just in case it's not gone by the time you're ready.
[20/10/2019, 19:48:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[20/10/2019, 19:48:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The smell of shite will put people off
[20/10/2019, 19:49:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just get it professionally cleaned
[20/10/2019, 19:49:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ez
[20/10/2019, 19:49:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Throw em a bone
"Och, pal, Ah giv ye a pound fae it"
[20/10/2019, 19:49:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's definitely a house with young children and a dog that probably lacks a bit of basic training
[20/10/2019, 19:50:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sounds like Paisley.
[20/10/2019, 19:50:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No smell of weed?
[20/10/2019, 19:51:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: None. Probably had to get rid of the grow kit once the kids came along because all the storage spaces, including under the house, were full
[20/10/2019, 19:51:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So
[20/10/2019, 19:51:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've got a short list so far
[20/10/2019, 19:52:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any other viewings lined up?
[20/10/2019, 19:54:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: #1 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65818002.html
#2 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-83240699.html
#3 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-73574095.html
#4 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65644989.html
#5 https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-73979422.html
[20/10/2019, 19:54:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hoping to get one for this place in Renfrew lined up: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-74794789.html
[20/10/2019, 20:52:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki I fell your the mam of the group n it easy going but won't hesitate to jump down people's throats. I feel as if you'd defend us all too
[20/10/2019, 20:52:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who wants to do me?
[20/10/2019, 20:59:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I quite like the look of the one in Paisley, The first one has a massive garden, and the world's smallest livingroom. What's that all about?
[20/10/2019, 21:01:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It didn't strike me as particularly small in person - not huge by any account though. I think it's actually about the same as the one in Paisley (they have very similar layouts - where the kitchen has been extended in the Paisley one is an under stair utility room in the Cambuslang one)
[20/10/2019, 21:02:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Identical layouts, besides the kitchen extension
[20/10/2019, 21:04:14] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Looking again it doesn't look that small, Combination of the couch and fireplace.
[20/10/2019, 21:11:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: See when people look back on their ex's
[20/10/2019, 21:12:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hm.
[20/10/2019, 21:12:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Have I jumped down anyone's throats?
[20/10/2019, 21:12:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And see a pic n say fuckin hell what was I thinking
[20/10/2019, 21:12:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So they generally mean it in the sense of looks or personality
[20/10/2019, 21:12:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not really but am saying I think you would defend the tribe
[20/10/2019, 21:13:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[20/10/2019, 21:13:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If someone was to join the group and start slsggin us off I think you'd give them a scolding
[20/10/2019, 21:14:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You taking offense? I yi better no be cause am meaning this as good praise
[20/10/2019, 21:15:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Maybe it's just you punctuate all  the time
[20/10/2019, 21:15:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Excellent etiquette on emails and being professional
[20/10/2019, 21:16:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However done on a messenger I instantly think bad mood
[20/10/2019, 21:17:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haha.
[20/10/2019, 21:17:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I wasn't talking offence!
[20/10/2019, 21:17:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Weird how that's happened with the younger generation eh. If Kenn my actual sister send a full stop to each other shit is about to go doooown
[20/10/2019, 21:17:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye ah known it was tongue in cheek
[20/10/2019, 21:17:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I was genuinely asking if I had ever jumped down anyone's throat because a) I didn't remember and b) I definitely didn't mean to.
[20/10/2019, 21:18:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah you haven't but am saying I think you would do it to someone having a go at you, and the full stop thing was just how it goes nowadays haha
[20/10/2019, 21:18:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair dos, I've always typed/messaged like this so it's hard to shake the habit.
[20/10/2019, 21:18:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye ah ken. Sometimes I do sometimes I don't
[20/10/2019, 21:18:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh aye I definitely would if I had a good reason to.
[20/10/2019, 21:19:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But everybody's cushty here.
[20/10/2019, 21:20:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I use punctuation throughout the text, and even if it ends in a question mark, exclamation mark or a pause (...) it'll go in. If it ends in a full stop I won't or if I do am no a happy bunny hahaha
[20/10/2019, 21:21:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What do you think about Jase's interrobangs?
[20/10/2019, 21:21:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: His what
[20/10/2019, 21:22:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‽
[20/10/2019, 21:22:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Those things.
[20/10/2019, 21:22:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Instead of ?! he uses that.
[20/10/2019, 21:22:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye. What the fuck Jason
[20/10/2019, 21:22:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We speaking Latin now like?
[20/10/2019, 21:24:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Haha nah. I mean fair enough. Never seen them used irl and I assume it's a bit different to a!? And more akin to when Spaniards put the upside down question mark at the beginning or somethings? Or maybe just a thing in the commonwealth
[20/10/2019, 21:25:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Disclaimer - I hae nae idea if the upside doon question mark at the start of a question in Spanish makes it any different to a normal question. But I slightly remember someone saying when it happens it's an actual question and not a rhetorical one? I could be speaking absolute fuckin pish and making it up by confusing it with something else
[20/10/2019, 21:26:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What u think of them?
[20/10/2019, 21:26:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Interrobangs or the Spanish?
[20/10/2019, 21:26:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Spanish
[20/10/2019, 21:27:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the interroshags
[20/10/2019, 21:27:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: At least they have nice food.
[20/10/2019, 21:27:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Any ither Meaning in them?
[20/10/2019, 21:27:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Interroshags are something completely different.
[20/10/2019, 21:27:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nah.
[20/10/2019, 21:27:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fair enough
[20/10/2019, 21:28:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Intteroshags are approved by nikki, our very own grammar checker,  thesaurus and dictionary
[20/10/2019, 21:29:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's one educational thing u bring
[20/10/2019, 21:29:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase brings pretty decent general knowledge
[20/10/2019, 21:29:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu brings the life experience
[20/10/2019, 21:29:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marcus is sti in a Ditch
[20/10/2019, 21:30:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Because it's correct!
[20/10/2019, 21:30:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The interrobang means exactly the same as '!?'
[20/10/2019, 21:30:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gabriel is yet to show me his educational input
[20/10/2019, 21:30:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean I already said that Jase ffs.
[20/10/2019, 21:30:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Same with Alan
[20/10/2019, 21:30:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gabriel is super smart.
[20/10/2019, 21:30:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Like ridiculous.
[20/10/2019, 21:30:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am no saying he isn't
[20/10/2019, 21:30:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He looks 13 but he's got a huge brain.
[20/10/2019, 21:30:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It needed reinforcing.
[20/10/2019, 21:30:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's just seem every ody has a specialist subject
[20/10/2019, 21:31:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Except me :(((((
[20/10/2019, 21:31:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I also end messages with periods, nut not all the time
[20/10/2019, 21:31:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Usually it means 'FACT'.
[20/10/2019, 21:31:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You'll need reinforcing, anymore of your cheek!
[20/10/2019, 21:31:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here that's crap Aaron you know more about boats than anybody here probably.
[20/10/2019, 21:31:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahahahaha
[20/10/2019, 21:31:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye there ye go 'nae jumpin doon throats' eh?
[20/10/2019, 21:32:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't say I wouldn't though did I?
[20/10/2019, 21:32:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair.
[20/10/2019, 21:32:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Said I would if I felt it was necessary!
[20/10/2019, 21:32:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I defo think am more intelligent than the average bodybuilder
[20/10/2019, 21:32:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bodybuilding and boats.
[20/10/2019, 21:32:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's your shtick.
[20/10/2019, 21:32:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Actually,  there's not many personally traits I actually share with bodybuilders as a whole
[20/10/2019, 21:33:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do you wax your chest?
[20/10/2019, 21:33:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No
[20/10/2019, 21:33:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye Aaron, you form (largely) proper sentences and all. Lot's of introspection going on too. I curious mind seeking knowledge.
[20/10/2019, 21:33:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I do apologise about the recent typos
[20/10/2019, 21:33:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I dunno, bodybuilding is one thing he rarely talks about. Everything else under the sun, though - fair game.
[20/10/2019, 21:34:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mate I can't talk.
[20/10/2019, 21:34:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He doesn't talk about bodybuilding because he's done it for years and years and it gets boring.
[20/10/2019, 21:34:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw aye give me a subject and I have an opinion and a view of on it
[20/10/2019, 21:34:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's no a bad thing though is it?
[20/10/2019, 21:34:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Exactly
[20/10/2019, 21:35:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Definitely not pal, curiosity is great.
[20/10/2019, 21:35:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And knowing wee bits about a lot of things is probably better than knowing everything about one thing and fuck all else.
[20/10/2019, 21:35:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye that's what am going for
[20/10/2019, 21:36:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So my statement about not being your average bodybuilder type is a correct one?
[20/10/2019, 21:36:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cannae say, you're the only bodybuilder I know. 😂
[20/10/2019, 21:37:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean I know a couple of stereotypes but no idea if they actually apply to real people.
[20/10/2019, 21:39:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Okay Al word it different
[20/10/2019, 21:40:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The stereotype of your average bodybuilder is probably one of the most accurate stereotypes there is. A good portion of them have that particular personality
[20/10/2019, 21:40:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So
[20/10/2019, 21:40:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Do I fit that personality type
[20/10/2019, 21:41:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can't say 100% but I'm leaning towards probably not.
[20/10/2019, 21:43:38] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: People used to use backward question marks at the ends of sentences to mark rhetorical questions!
[20/10/2019, 21:43:54] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤣 thanks
[20/10/2019, 21:44:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're welcome pal. :)
[20/10/2019, 21:44:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You want my educational input?
[20/10/2019, 21:45:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😏🤤
[20/10/2019, 21:45:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes
[20/10/2019, 21:45:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I want everyone's educational input
[20/10/2019, 21:45:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, that was in my head as I wrote that, but obviously you're not mind readers
[20/10/2019, 21:45:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nae
[20/10/2019, 21:46:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We can all learn from each other
[20/10/2019, 21:46:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: On? Cause I got lost and seen my name.
[20/10/2019, 21:46:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[20/10/2019, 21:46:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah you'll have to read the conversation to make sense of it
[20/10/2019, 21:46:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He's already said that to us though. 😋
[20/10/2019, 21:46:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am not asking any particular things.
[20/10/2019, 21:46:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That too
[20/10/2019, 21:47:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Maybe that's what am thinking odn
[20/10/2019, 21:48:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was talking to mum on the phone last night and we ended up talking about the rotation of the planet, causes of seasons, how north/south are the same but different here and over there. She got quite curious about what keeps the planet spinning and that's when I was at a loss. Out of it conversation as don't usually just chat about that kinda shite. Was good.
[20/10/2019, 21:49:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I like that
[20/10/2019, 21:49:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's gravity that keeps us twirling and something to do with the cores magnetism too, is it?
[20/10/2019, 21:49:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck sorry there I go again hahaha
[20/10/2019, 21:50:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I just like knowing shit soz
[20/10/2019, 21:50:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah aye that's what I had in my head but no concrete explanation
[20/10/2019, 21:51:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: If we were stranded at sea I’d hope to fuck that you were there
[20/10/2019, 21:51:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We were talking about how south is colder there because you're heading away from the equator, south is warmer here because you're heading towards it, seasons are due to the tilt which is why the sun doesn't set at the poles at the peak of summer (she buzzed out at that - thought it was only antarctica that was like that).
[20/10/2019, 21:51:26] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Your asking what I bring to the table? Haha
[20/10/2019, 21:51:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but no
[20/10/2019, 21:51:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I wasn't asking anyone anything really
[20/10/2019, 21:52:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I bring pictures of castles.
[20/10/2019, 21:52:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Then she dropped the bombshell "Is the equator the part that keeps the planet spinning?"
I was like "No, but tbh I can't tell you exactly what does other than it's something like the planets formed spinning (that's why they're round), and the core + suns gravity keeps them going or something like that)"
[20/10/2019, 21:53:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was just stating what people contribute educational ways and I was saying you gabe and tegan don't talk as much ti know
[20/10/2019, 21:53:54] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah I think you're right, it's just momentum - formed from a spinning accretion disk and it still hasn't slowed all the way down.  It is getting slower though, partly because of the moon. Eventually the earth will be tidally locked to the moon the same way the moon is to us (i.e. the same faces always pointing at each other).
[20/10/2019, 21:53:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well aye
[20/10/2019, 21:54:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 👍
[20/10/2019, 21:54:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, yeah, and I also thought about it afterwards and thought about the lack of friction in space, but not total lack of
[20/10/2019, 21:55:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Maybe not friction - I mean being in a vacuum helps the spinning keep going and going.
[20/10/2019, 21:55:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I thought being a vaccum there's no traction or friction?
[20/10/2019, 21:55:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's still some friction as it's not a 100% vacuum - just close to 100%
[20/10/2019, 21:56:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think.
[20/10/2019, 21:56:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right enough
[20/10/2019, 21:57:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Trying to find the time I suppose? Not got much time to talk when I'm at work, Not got much time to talk when at home with the kids, I drop in and out of the convo, I liked the TLDR of the overnight conversations for the morning to catch up on the 1st chat
[20/10/2019, 21:57:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye Alan has this thing called a life
[20/10/2019, 21:57:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We're just sad fuckers with too much time on our hands
[20/10/2019, 21:57:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[20/10/2019, 21:58:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The moon doesn't orbit us in a proper circle so wid the pull off it no add to the spin?
[20/10/2019, 21:59:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But then the moon is tidally locked so I guess no
[20/10/2019, 21:59:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait so why the fuck is the moon tidally locked
[20/10/2019, 21:59:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think that would imply there's energy transfer from the moon to the earth, which would slow the moon down.
That probably *is* happening, but the moons mass isn't enough to affect the earth's spin - just it's tides and, I think, tectonic plate movement
[20/10/2019, 22:00:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But why is the moon tidally locked
[20/10/2019, 22:00:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: No molten core in the moon to keep it spinning against the Earth's pull?
[20/10/2019, 22:00:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hmm
[20/10/2019, 22:01:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Dunno. This is where my "I'm not a scientist" really starts to assert itself 🤤🤤
[20/10/2019, 22:01:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Is it the whole earth that spins
[20/10/2019, 22:01:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or the core o the spins the earth
[20/10/2019, 22:01:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah just scotland
[20/10/2019, 22:02:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The whole earth spins, I think the core acts at the, ahem, core of that spin
[20/10/2019, 22:02:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or the magnetism in the outer core spinning around the inner
[20/10/2019, 22:02:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The engine
[20/10/2019, 22:02:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm just spitballing now though
[20/10/2019, 22:02:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye so the core is spinning
[20/10/2019, 22:02:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Could wikipedia this, but eh
[20/10/2019, 22:03:08] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: The whole earth spins because of momentum left over from the disk of matter that used to be our solar system until it got packed into nice little parcels.

The moon is tidally locked to the earth because gravitational attraction basically acts similarly to friction
[20/10/2019, 22:03:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause when you put the same charged ends of 2 magnets together they spin
[20/10/2019, 22:03:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: so the moon exerts a very small amount of "friction" on earth, slowing it down at a tiny rate
[20/10/2019, 22:04:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: The spinning system of the earth and the moon technically orbits essentially the centre of gravity of the collective mass of both bodies, but because the earth is so much more massive that's effectively somewhere inside the earth
[20/10/2019, 22:05:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So how cool wid it be if the core was like negatively charged and the outer was emmmm.. I the same? I and they just spun round eahxkther and the gravity Held the earth together to stop it becoming flying lava
[20/10/2019, 22:05:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👍👍👍
[20/10/2019, 22:05:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Time for me to read and then sleep.
[20/10/2019, 22:06:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So final word?
[20/10/2019, 22:06:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Science is cool.
[20/10/2019, 22:06:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the earth spins
[20/10/2019, 22:06:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sunrise, sunset, etc
[20/10/2019, 22:06:35] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Good night sweet prince - and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!
[20/10/2019, 22:06:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ohh fancy send off!
[20/10/2019, 22:06:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I can feel myself sleeping better already!
[20/10/2019, 22:07:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Goodnight my love. The earth spins cause science. My heart beats cause of pure love for you x
[20/10/2019, 22:07:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[20/10/2019, 22:07:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You're the core to my mantle
[20/10/2019, 22:07:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ooer
[20/10/2019, 22:08:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂😂😂
[20/10/2019, 22:08:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eh hahaha
[20/10/2019, 22:08:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Pmsl
[20/10/2019, 22:09:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Beautiful, the lot of yas.
[20/10/2019, 22:09:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Leave us be nikki. Male bonding taking place over heren
[20/10/2019, 22:09:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Here
[20/10/2019, 22:11:01] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: 🤮
[20/10/2019, 22:11:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How fucking dare you
[20/10/2019, 22:11:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase,, rest your head my darling I've got this one xox
[20/10/2019, 22:11:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jeez, fine.
[20/10/2019, 22:12:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Who does public displays of affection?
[20/10/2019, 22:12:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The...
[20/10/2019, 22:12:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki quick
[20/10/2019, 22:12:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What's our family's surname
[20/10/2019, 22:12:52] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Weegie
[20/10/2019, 22:13:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The Weegie family does
[20/10/2019, 22:16:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Joking maw. Aye you must be proud of ur boys
[20/10/2019, 22:17:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Raised in a happy home
[20/10/2019, 22:22:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh aye, must be.
‎[20/10/2019, 22:22:23] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/10/2019, 23:01:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tablet or laptop
[20/10/2019, 23:03:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thoughts? Just for general browsing and filling in forms,
[20/10/2019, 23:03:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cex is doing laptops for as low as £120 and tablets for like 80£
[20/10/2019, 23:04:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Obviously won't be good models but the most A'm going ti be doing is watching a film
[20/10/2019, 23:17:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Streaming or downloading?
[20/10/2019, 23:18:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I've got a shitey wee laptop that I haven't bothered to try watching anything on because I'm sure it'll have a meltdown and it was 200 quid.
[20/10/2019, 23:45:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: From a hard drive
[20/10/2019, 23:50:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but I go cex cause they are used and much cheaper. So like theree THIS Hp one that is 400£ in shops but 130 in cex case it's used, 2 year old and 3 of the num pad keys are missing
[20/10/2019, 23:50:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But all its performance and everything is rated good
[20/10/2019, 23:51:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Don't use the num pad
[20/10/2019, 23:51:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 2 years old
[20/10/2019, 23:52:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nothing wrong with thsttk
[20/10/2019, 23:53:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And used - dgaf
[20/10/2019, 23:53:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bargain
[20/10/2019, 23:54:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But then it's funny., 1st gen ipad mini is 50£
[20/10/2019, 23:56:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Different charging cable n shit
[21/10/2019, 06:35:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Well if the specs are still good then fire in.
[21/10/2019, 06:35:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also happy sodding Monday everybody.
‎[21/10/2019, 06:36:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[21/10/2019, 07:09:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was 1.5 degrees when I got home this morning around 1am. The gritters had been out too. Winter is here!
[21/10/2019, 07:10:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Was on the bus home last night and I was thinking it would be great if it snowed. I think I'm being slowly infected.
[21/10/2019, 07:11:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think Dominick's a slow burner.
‎[21/10/2019, 07:18:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[21/10/2019, 07:18:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hate you. 😋
[21/10/2019, 07:20:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😘
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[21/10/2019, 09:07:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: heyyyyy
[21/10/2019, 09:15:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do you make bread to sell? Because I would buy.
[21/10/2019, 09:16:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also moooorning.
[21/10/2019, 09:17:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm that special kind of shattered but caffeined.
[21/10/2019, 09:17:08] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Nah I just make it to feed to my classmates so they'll forgive me for being an obnoxious know-it-all 😅
[21/10/2019, 09:17:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That's the spirit
[21/10/2019, 09:17:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Well I don't forgive you so gimme bread!
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[21/10/2019, 10:24:01] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Morning all!
[21/10/2019, 10:25:33] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Back to work after my first Scottish road trip. I learned that driving in Scotland is really nice
[21/10/2019, 10:28:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Driving in Scotland is nice as long as you avoid the A83.
[21/10/2019, 10:28:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or anywhere up north really.
[21/10/2019, 10:28:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also good morning!
[21/10/2019, 10:30:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Bonjour mon fils
[21/10/2019, 10:31:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Easy there Gabriel I'm not ready to be a granny yet.
[21/10/2019, 10:31:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or ever tbh.
[21/10/2019, 10:45:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Harsh! The North has some great roads
[21/10/2019, 10:46:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye sure, in summer. But I've heard about too many accidents happening during winter that it's completely put me off driving there at all.
[21/10/2019, 10:47:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I gots winter tyres on me land rover so I'm ready fae anything 👌
[21/10/2019, 10:51:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Smart man.
[21/10/2019, 10:51:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It came with them already fitted 🤷‍♂️
[21/10/2019, 10:51:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Means I don't have to worry about getting regular ones till march tho
[21/10/2019, 10:52:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice.
[21/10/2019, 10:56:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Driving in the north is amazing in winter!
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[21/10/2019, 10:57:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's dangerous!
[21/10/2019, 11:09:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That's beautiful but the road looks awful
[21/10/2019, 11:10:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s not too bad, I wouldn’t like to attempt it without a four wheel drive tho
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[21/10/2019, 11:25:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They're fine if you take you're patient - you can't always do the national speed limit
[21/10/2019, 11:26:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Two different trains of thought collided on that sentence.
[21/10/2019, 11:27:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's what happens up north. Everything just collides.
[21/10/2019, 12:31:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye its bonnie in ma home part of the country but I personally knew 5 people who have died my ageb
[21/10/2019, 12:31:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well when I was younger
[21/10/2019, 12:32:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's all good and well on the A9 and all that. Main roads that's actually get attention
[21/10/2019, 12:33:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: There are heaps n heaps of wee roads that gritters can't even get too
[21/10/2019, 12:33:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And aye its all nice and good looking in the snow but then it becomes slush and black ice
[21/10/2019, 12:35:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m up in Tomintoul a lot in the winter, terrible road but just need to be extra careful
[21/10/2019, 12:35:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So it's really unsafe and doesn't exactly look fantastic. I once you come off the main roads into like rural Aberdeenshire round places like Balmoral and Alford n all that shops are few and far between so stalk up
[21/10/2019, 12:35:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Haha exactly the area ah was talking about too
[21/10/2019, 12:35:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Got a house there, know it well!
[21/10/2019, 12:35:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Me and you have a connection of some sort stu
[21/10/2019, 12:37:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So have you ever been to the likes of Buckie
[21/10/2019, 12:37:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or its horrible twin sisters like Banff n Macduff
[21/10/2019, 12:38:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And it's horrible cousin like Keith
[21/10/2019, 12:38:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Never been to Buckie, but been up the road to Elgin a lot
[21/10/2019, 12:38:36] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And Dufftown
[21/10/2019, 12:38:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Been to Lossiemooth?
[21/10/2019, 12:38:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Recommended in the summer
[21/10/2019, 12:38:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Justin once in the winter
[21/10/2019, 12:39:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bonnie in the summer like
[21/10/2019, 12:40:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Portknockie, findhorn
[21/10/2019, 12:40:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Try to explore different bits every time we’re up
[21/10/2019, 12:40:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've got a soft spot for Elgin cause when me n ma pals started working and having plenty money we went to the gym there then ate out and went to asda n tescks and went to sunbeds etc every fucking dag
[21/10/2019, 12:40:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw no way well I say I'm far away bucie
[21/10/2019, 12:41:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But am actually fae a room a couple mile awa called finechty
[21/10/2019, 12:42:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or Findochty as you forgieners ca' it
[21/10/2019, 12:42:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That Asda in Elgin
[21/10/2019, 12:42:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Fucking seagulls are monsters
[21/10/2019, 12:42:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw they are tane compared to the monsters on the coast
[21/10/2019, 12:43:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Go to Cullen in the summer and get a chippy
[21/10/2019, 12:43:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol no ty
[21/10/2019, 12:43:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Counts will ask to for a square go on the steer near enough
[21/10/2019, 12:43:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's really really bonnie tho
[21/10/2019, 12:43:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al show u finechty in the summer
[21/10/2019, 12:44:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't mean to interrupt this brand new session of male bonding but Aaron I just want to say that your man crush on Stu is fucking cute. Carry on.
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[21/10/2019, 12:45:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Afa bonnie
[21/10/2019, 12:45:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah do like stu like
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[21/10/2019, 12:47:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[21/10/2019, 12:47:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Day number 7
[21/10/2019, 12:47:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Still laughing at Aaron and Aaron loves make stu laugh
[21/10/2019, 12:50:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Cairngorm will probably be shut again this winter so I might not make it up
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[21/10/2019, 12:52:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know it's the same every year with the "worst winter on record coming". I have high hopes for this year tho, brambles were out really really early early this year and that's a good indicator. I not guess work which tabloids do
[21/10/2019, 12:52:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Praying for snow this season 🙏
[21/10/2019, 12:53:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not looking at any I'm particular
[21/10/2019, 12:53:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stop reading the express
[21/10/2019, 12:53:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: (daily express)
[21/10/2019, 12:53:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lol
[21/10/2019, 12:53:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
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[21/10/2019, 12:53:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Their clickbait headlines piss me off, and I cant stop them showing up on the chrome homepage on my phone
[21/10/2019, 12:54:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jesus do we have the same phone
[21/10/2019, 12:54:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It shows cause I bet you do the same as me
[21/10/2019, 12:54:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You see such a ridiculous headline and click on it to laugh at the shit they're spouting
[21/10/2019, 12:54:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I use Firefox now. No news headlines at all.
[21/10/2019, 12:55:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah I think I might have clicked it once in the past and Googles all like 'oh so ye a fan of the daily express aye'
[21/10/2019, 12:55:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But yeah the brambles are my research and not the express'
[21/10/2019, 12:55:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye that's what they do
[21/10/2019, 12:57:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Awww aye Aaron I see your right into the express. Actually, here's some more right wing material that you'll click on cause you know it'll wind you up or make you laugh.
[21/10/2019, 12:58:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then before I know it I get LBC with nigel garage et al.
[21/10/2019, 13:10:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man I'm starving. Where's my bread, @447950443271 ?
[21/10/2019, 13:11:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Always! I look out the window every morning now to see if there’s any snow on the hills yet
[21/10/2019, 13:12:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Try the brave browser, loving it
[21/10/2019, 13:12:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I went to Firefox so I could sync my tabs with my laptop
[21/10/2019, 13:26:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Love my bank. Can actually put money in my account with zero human interaction.
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[21/10/2019, 13:31:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft. 😢
[21/10/2019, 13:41:44] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: So. My cat decided this morning that his normal modes of announcing his impending starvation werent working as well as hed like
[21/10/2019, 13:42:07] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: so he fucking teabagged me with his fuzzy little ballsack while i was trying to go back to sleep
[21/10/2019, 13:42:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤮
[21/10/2019, 13:42:47] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: im hoping that doesnt become a regular thing
[21/10/2019, 13:45:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[21/10/2019, 13:46:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You ski/board?
[21/10/2019, 13:46:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean, was it effective?
[21/10/2019, 13:50:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ski. Took it up about a year ago at snow factor, then did 4 (individual) weeks in France last season.
[21/10/2019, 13:50:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I did start getting board lessons, and I'll probably give that ago in anger one season (not this season though)
[21/10/2019, 13:51:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What about you Stu?
[21/10/2019, 13:52:41] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Not immediately cause i dont negotiate with terrorists
[21/10/2019, 13:54:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Been boarding since 2003, used to go abroad every year but that stopped since we had kids. Now I stick to Scotland when the snows good
[21/10/2019, 13:54:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Always looking for people to go with up north if you’re ever interested!
[21/10/2019, 13:55:10] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Is it worth having my skis shipped? Or is it like Three Times A Year Maybe for the snow?
[21/10/2019, 13:55:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Really depends, I’m guessing you’d be better off renting rather than paying to have them shipped
[21/10/2019, 13:55:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hunner percent! I'm keen to try all of the Scottish slopes - I got one day at Glencoe back in March and that was it.
[21/10/2019, 13:56:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Was a good though.
[21/10/2019, 13:56:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good lass.
[21/10/2019, 13:56:36] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: One of the best days I’ve ever had on a mountain anywhere in the world was up in cairngorm.
[21/10/2019, 13:56:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Rare event tho
[21/10/2019, 13:56:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Busy. As. Fuck. Though. 
So only got about 10 runs in the whole day - spent the rest of the time queueing at the t-bars
[21/10/2019, 13:56:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve also had the worst day there
[21/10/2019, 13:57:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Wind so bad it pushes you uphill
[21/10/2019, 13:58:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I did find a bit of a struggle to adjust to the lower quality of lifts here, as my first mountain experience was Portes du Soleil
[21/10/2019, 13:59:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Love the European ski holiday - sharing a chalet for a week with a bunch of strangers, eating food prepared by the host chef, drinking lots of wine
[21/10/2019, 13:59:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye it’s like learning on hard mode here, makes you appreciate it more abroad!
[21/10/2019, 13:59:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lots of cheese too
[21/10/2019, 13:59:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I might enjoy the food more than the boarding when abroad
[21/10/2019, 14:00:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Fuck it, find a chalet deal and let’s go!
[21/10/2019, 14:00:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I tried to have a week of skiing in the North Island when I was back in NZ recently - ruapehu is more like Scotland than Europe and was closed most of the week 😂
South Island (southern alps), funnily enough, is more like the alps
[21/10/2019, 14:01:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've already got my two trips booked for next season (too skint for any more than that - I know, I'm living in poverty 😂)
[21/10/2019, 14:02:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Going to try meribel in Jan and then back to morzine again in march
[21/10/2019, 14:02:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[21/10/2019, 14:02:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: All good places!
[21/10/2019, 14:04:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Was morzine 3 times last season then Chamonix right at the end of the season
[21/10/2019, 14:04:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I managed to squeeze a 3 day trip to Chamonix right at the end of the season too
[21/10/2019, 14:04:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did Xmas week last year, which was great, but too early in the season
[21/10/2019, 14:04:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I kinda forgot about that
[21/10/2019, 14:05:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 6+7th March
[21/10/2019, 14:05:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was there in April I think?
[21/10/2019, 14:05:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Right around the time most of the slopes closed
[21/10/2019, 14:05:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Wasn’t the best snow tbh, and I went with one other guy that had never been boarding before so spent the whole time teaching him
[21/10/2019, 14:06:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I didn’t mind, I knew what to expect but it was better than not going at all
[21/10/2019, 14:07:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It was pretty icy/slushy when I was there. Home run to the bottom was horrible. But we did a day in Italy (Courmayeur) and another at Verbier, which was awesome
[21/10/2019, 14:08:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did get a couple of days of fresh powder, too. That was nice to try out on my own skis (bought some ex-demo freestyle/all mountain sticks) - got to experience that powder float
[21/10/2019, 14:08:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Best thing in the world init
[21/10/2019, 14:08:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: One of the days the lift was closed and it was sunny/warm enough to go for a hike in shorts 😂
[21/10/2019, 14:09:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Did you get a good goggle face tan?
[21/10/2019, 14:09:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It is pretty dang amazing
[21/10/2019, 14:09:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah not really, and I wasn't too on to it with the sunblock, so kinda surprised by that
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[21/10/2019, 14:30:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[21/10/2019, 14:30:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The difference one dump of snowfall makes
[21/10/2019, 14:34:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Taking up skiing was exactly what I needed to enjoy winter
[21/10/2019, 14:34:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Now I love all of the seasons
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[21/10/2019, 14:40:04] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: There’s a camping spot near findhorn bay that’s class, been there a few times with mates
[21/10/2019, 14:40:42] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Think it’s forestry commission or something, there’s forest that backs directly on to the beach looking into the firth, it’s great
[21/10/2019, 14:41:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That sounds good, is wild camping or a site?
[21/10/2019, 14:42:11] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: It’s a site unfortunately but it’s not been too busy when we’ve been before and you can get away from the other folks there a bit as well
[21/10/2019, 14:42:46] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: The way that the trees grow in to the dunes means you can pitch basically 2m from someone else and not see them
[21/10/2019, 14:44:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Perfect
[21/10/2019, 14:45:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Naaaaaaah
[21/10/2019, 14:45:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sounds ideal
[21/10/2019, 14:46:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gotta do me some more camping
[21/10/2019, 14:46:13] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Roseisle, that was it
[21/10/2019, 14:46:50] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Has anyone been on a skiing holiday with a beginner before?
[21/10/2019, 14:47:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Almost every time I’ve been there was a new beginner on the group
[21/10/2019, 14:47:31] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Wanting to organise something with my girlfriend but we’re a bit worried about being frustrated by the difference in ability
[21/10/2019, 14:47:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah - me. I was the beginner
[21/10/2019, 14:47:41] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Lol
[21/10/2019, 14:47:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s the reason I went and did my snowboard instructors qualification, I enjoyed teaching them
[21/10/2019, 14:48:17] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Hmm, I can ski but a natural instructor I certainly am not
[21/10/2019, 14:48:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[21/10/2019, 14:48:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Some people will get frustrated, I don't mind too much waiting for people to catch up
[21/10/2019, 14:49:00] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Maybe it’s better as a small group with a mix of abilities
[21/10/2019, 14:49:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Depends on the group, we were ok with it. Normally the group would branch off a little anyway into different abilities
[21/10/2019, 14:50:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: My wife won’t even try it, I’ve given up asking
[21/10/2019, 14:51:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not even skiing?
[21/10/2019, 14:52:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Is that a holiday home?
[21/10/2019, 14:54:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ye not even skiing 😢
[21/10/2019, 14:54:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And also ye, sort of. Rent it out for holiday lets most of the year and use it for our holidays in the winter
[21/10/2019, 14:54:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Time for a divorce.
[21/10/2019, 14:55:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Excellent. I will invite myself regularly 🤤
[21/10/2019, 14:55:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s only a few miles from the lecht, would only recommend for complete beginners tho
[21/10/2019, 14:55:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: About a 30-40 min drive to cairngorm
[21/10/2019, 14:56:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Would be closing to Glenshee, too, no?
[21/10/2019, 14:56:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Close to
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[21/10/2019, 14:58:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nasty road to drive in the snow tho which is probably when glenshee will be best to visit
[21/10/2019, 14:58:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: They are good at clearing the roads I guess
[21/10/2019, 14:59:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hmm fair
[21/10/2019, 14:59:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But for the sake of an extra hours drive I think I’d rather drive to glenshee from here
[21/10/2019, 15:00:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gets a bit stiff round Cock Bridge too, I'll bet
[21/10/2019, 15:00:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[21/10/2019, 15:01:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I thought it'd be more like 40min, so yeah, you don't lose much time just driving from Glasgow
[21/10/2019, 15:01:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh all of them are accessible for day trips from Glasgow - cairngorm & the lecht being the ones for really early risers
[21/10/2019, 15:01:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Glenshee/glencoe make the most sense
[21/10/2019, 15:02:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can always then go the extra bit further to nevis/cairngorm if they're closed/packed/inaccesible
[21/10/2019, 15:02:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I drove up to cairngorm from Nottingham once and it was too windy so they didn’t open
[21/10/2019, 15:02:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was just slightly annoyed
[21/10/2019, 15:03:58] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Aye mine is taking a serious convincing after I spent the majority of her first (and only) time picking her up
[21/10/2019, 15:05:03] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I’m not sure that she believes me when I tell her the Alps in the sunshine are slightly better than Glenshee in January
[21/10/2019, 15:07:14] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: You can have a relaxing sit down in Balbeggie
[21/10/2019, 15:08:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬
[21/10/2019, 15:08:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Boarding or skiing?
[21/10/2019, 15:08:52] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Skiing
[21/10/2019, 15:09:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just picked up a galaxy a10 tablet for 120£
[21/10/2019, 15:09:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Down fae £300 nae bad
[21/10/2019, 15:09:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dim enabled
[21/10/2019, 15:09:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sim
[21/10/2019, 15:09:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Only 16gb but u have a memory card for 64gb
[21/10/2019, 15:09:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah, well there goes that theory 😂
[21/10/2019, 15:10:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nice!
[21/10/2019, 15:10:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Try telling her how nice it would be spending the day in a spa while you’re on the slopes
[21/10/2019, 15:11:53] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: She spent a long time thinking snowboarding would be easier until she eventually googled it
[21/10/2019, 15:12:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ski day when the snow starts then everyone?
[21/10/2019, 15:12:18] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I think this is how I’ll get her
[21/10/2019, 15:12:33] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Just need to find the right resort
[21/10/2019, 15:12:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye!
[21/10/2019, 15:12:38] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Sounds good to me
[21/10/2019, 15:13:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Morzine, Chamonix - can recommend
[21/10/2019, 15:15:02] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Thanks, think I missed that part of the conversation
[21/10/2019, 15:15:45] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Just saw yous talking about skiing and thought I’d join in without reading back 🤗
[21/10/2019, 15:21:20] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Morzine looks good. How about Switzerland?
[21/10/2019, 15:33:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: France, Switzerland, Austria, Finland, Andorra.. I’ve never been to a bad place
[21/10/2019, 15:36:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Coatbridge? Baha
[21/10/2019, 15:37:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[21/10/2019, 16:14:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How's everyone tosat
[21/10/2019, 16:17:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Fucking exhausted. Was up until 3 doing homework I should have done earlier in the weekend
[21/10/2019, 16:19:37] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: So long as it doesnt cost an arm and a leg for rentals and lift ticket im in!
[21/10/2019, 16:24:50] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: The guy driving my bus is reading a newspaper 👀
[21/10/2019, 16:25:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: RIP me nice knowing yous
‎[21/10/2019, 16:25:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[21/10/2019, 16:32:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[21/10/2019, 16:35:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Is that how I'll look after the accident
[21/10/2019, 16:36:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Permanently
[21/10/2019, 16:38:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[21/10/2019, 16:42:52] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ah well at least I'll never have to wipe my own bum again
[21/10/2019, 16:51:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's the way mate, gotta look for that silver lining in every situation.
[21/10/2019, 16:54:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The dream!
[21/10/2019, 16:55:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447919194788
[21/10/2019, 16:55:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Star wars tickets go on sale tomorrow at Cineworld.
[21/10/2019, 16:55:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’d forgotten about that, ty!
[21/10/2019, 16:56:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No problem. 🙂
[21/10/2019, 16:57:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Do you know if they’re doing the 3 film thing with the new one at midnight?
[21/10/2019, 16:58:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The email I received was from odeon but I’m not sure if others are also doing it
[21/10/2019, 17:09:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not sure but they probably will because they do it for all the other big franchises.
[21/10/2019, 17:15:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.ski-glenshee.co.uk/ski-hire-prices
[21/10/2019, 17:20:55] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Well that seems pretty cheap. Totally doable!
[21/10/2019, 18:07:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Would any of you get an electric unicycle?
[21/10/2019, 18:11:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Only if I were planning to join the electric circus.
[21/10/2019, 18:11:18] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Cant ride a unicycle and even if i could they cant carry anything unlike most conveyances
[21/10/2019, 18:12:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair enough.
[21/10/2019, 18:15:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’d love to try one
[21/10/2019, 18:16:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Same.
[21/10/2019, 19:06:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Thinking of converting one of my bikes to electric for commuting to work
[21/10/2019, 19:10:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In at my happiness setting up new laptops n tablets or whatever
[21/10/2019, 19:11:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: After Christmas I'm thinking of a nice new Amazon Fire 10.
[21/10/2019, 20:02:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447720595997
[21/10/2019, 20:03:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The german place you work at.
[21/10/2019, 20:03:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How good is its sauerkraut?
[21/10/2019, 20:03:23] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Tastey
[21/10/2019, 20:03:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also in case I forget, good luck for tomorrow!
[21/10/2019, 20:04:17] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Thanks!
[21/10/2019, 20:04:27] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: The food in the place is pretty top notch
[21/10/2019, 20:04:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also what's the place called again?
[21/10/2019, 20:04:55] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: From the pretzels to the pizza it’s all high end pub grub with a German flair
[21/10/2019, 20:05:00] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Baveria Brauhaus
[21/10/2019, 20:05:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay. Gonna dabble soon I think.
[21/10/2019, 20:05:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[21/10/2019, 20:06:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh it’s next to gusto, had a really good meal in there recently
[21/10/2019, 20:09:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Last time I was in Bothwell Street I spent nearly £100 in Viva Brazil. 😳
[21/10/2019, 20:10:08] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Viva Brazil tho 🤤🤤
[21/10/2019, 20:10:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Absolutely love it, just need to prepare for it months in advance so I can budget for it. 😂
[21/10/2019, 20:12:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Never been, it’s on the list tho
[21/10/2019, 20:14:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If you like meat, you'll love it.
[21/10/2019, 20:14:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Mrs won’t be a fan then
[21/10/2019, 20:15:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Take Aaron on a man date. 😋
[21/10/2019, 20:16:10] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: All meat all the time
[21/10/2019, 20:17:16] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Also the New Mexican place next to central is great, but the service is a bit shit
[21/10/2019, 20:17:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Even the pineapple is meat.
[21/10/2019, 20:17:24] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: It’s called Mezcal
[21/10/2019, 20:17:31] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: 🤤
[21/10/2019, 20:19:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What does it do that other Mexican places don't?
[21/10/2019, 20:23:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've tried that place on an empty stomach, the dang salt on the meat shuts down the appetite too quickly
[21/10/2019, 20:30:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's why you drown it in alcohol. 😋
[21/10/2019, 20:31:21] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: It’s actual Mexican food and not like fast food
[21/10/2019, 20:31:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: No longer an option for me 🙊
[21/10/2019, 20:32:05] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: They make the tortillas in house, I’d recommend the fish tacos
[21/10/2019, 20:32:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Have you been to Las Iguanas?
[21/10/2019, 20:33:03] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve not
[21/10/2019, 20:33:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Any good?
[21/10/2019, 20:33:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh, well, they do non-alcoholic cocktails which also help!
[21/10/2019, 20:33:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I like it, haven't been there in a while though so I'm not sure if it's still good.
[21/10/2019, 20:34:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I did have one of those last time I was there - it helped, but for some reason, even with it being the first meal of the day, once I got a couple of the saltier cuts down I just didn't have the appetite for it (and I'm basically a carnivore). Found the same thing when I tried a similar place in Liverpool a while back. Fucken love that pineapple though!
[21/10/2019, 20:37:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The pineapple is great, aye. And I'm not usually a fan of pineapples unless it's in a pina colada lol.
[21/10/2019, 20:41:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's the cinnamon. Turns it into fruitcrack.
[21/10/2019, 20:41:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂 Aye you might be right lol.
[21/10/2019, 21:37:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eveeinek having a goodnight
[21/10/2019, 21:38:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No bad! You?
[21/10/2019, 21:39:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Emm falling asleep on anf and off since 6
[21/10/2019, 21:39:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye its fine
[21/10/2019, 21:40:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Happy to se everyone gettin along just fine when am missing and speaking n pure shite
[21/10/2019, 21:58:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You all packed, lad?
[21/10/2019, 21:59:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: When you setting off?
[22/10/2019, 08:01:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://vole.wtf/perfect-circle/
[22/10/2019, 08:02:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve given up at 90%
[22/10/2019, 08:19:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Someone tell me to get out of bed.
[22/10/2019, 08:20:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Stay in bed
[22/10/2019, 08:22:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[22/10/2019, 08:22:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also.
‎[22/10/2019, 08:22:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[22/10/2019, 08:23:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It'll be a thing. Probably start the new one at midnight or thereabouts.
[22/10/2019, 08:23:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 445 minutes though. 😳
[22/10/2019, 08:36:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😲
[22/10/2019, 08:36:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s a lot of minutes
[22/10/2019, 08:36:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye. And I have no idea how these things work. Do you get breaks in between films?
[22/10/2019, 08:37:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’d hope so
[22/10/2019, 08:37:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean I suppose you can get up during the end credits.
[22/10/2019, 08:37:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Assuming they play them.
[22/10/2019, 08:37:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: They’d make more money having a break for people to buy more food and drink
[22/10/2019, 08:37:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye true.
[22/10/2019, 08:40:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's just occurred to me it's a 4 day week for me.
[22/10/2019, 08:40:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Now this week feels longer.
[22/10/2019, 08:43:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If it makes you feel any better I'll probably be working every day until next Friday.
[22/10/2019, 08:52:15] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Hmmm no really 😅
[22/10/2019, 08:53:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: SNOWS HERE NOW
[22/10/2019, 08:53:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/dl5kzg/first_snow_of_the_winter_on_cairngorm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
[22/10/2019, 08:57:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right answer!
[22/10/2019, 08:57:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Grab your skis!
[22/10/2019, 08:57:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Listened to Dominic the donkey today?
[22/10/2019, 08:58:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[22/10/2019, 08:58:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm off to stock up on bread and milk
[22/10/2019, 09:01:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nope but I do have a small confession to make.
[22/10/2019, 09:01:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Morning!
[22/10/2019, 09:06:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎This message was deleted.
‎[22/10/2019, 09:06:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[22/10/2019, 09:06:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Accidentally posted my full name there, oops
[22/10/2019, 09:09:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Dang, missed it. Can't stalk you.
[22/10/2019, 09:09:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Morning pal
[22/10/2019, 09:12:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not on Facebook or anything so there’s nothing about me on google 👍🏻
[22/10/2019, 09:13:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well played
[22/10/2019, 09:13:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Then there's no harm in posting your full name, till we check.
[22/10/2019, 09:14:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aaron's posted his full name plenty of times! You don't trust us Stu?
[22/10/2019, 09:14:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or do you just not trust me because I'm a spy. 😋
[22/10/2019, 09:14:43] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I had been assuming based on your 3D printing that it was Stuart Cockmonger
[22/10/2019, 09:16:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: People do tend to have surnames after the things they do that's why Gabriel's full name is Gabriel Insufferable-Twat-Unless-Bread. It's a long noble line.
‎[22/10/2019, 09:19:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[22/10/2019, 09:20:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can we shorten your name to Gabriel Insufferable-Twat so your initials can be GIT? 😂
[22/10/2019, 09:21:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[22/10/2019, 09:21:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😂 I already get called a git by my family fairly often so I suppose we might as well
[22/10/2019, 09:22:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We do it with love!
[22/10/2019, 09:23:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[22/10/2019, 09:26:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 90.3 on that perfect circle thing @447919194788
[22/10/2019, 09:26:52] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: my family actually used to call me Gibs but for some reason it sometimes became "giblets"
‎[22/10/2019, 09:27:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[22/10/2019, 09:27:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: A proper circlologist
[22/10/2019, 09:27:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Giblets! That's adorable.
[22/10/2019, 09:27:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: In my defence I'm in a taxi. I'll try again when I stop moving.
[22/10/2019, 09:28:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I will be the very best like no one ever was..
‎[22/10/2019, 09:29:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[22/10/2019, 09:30:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I managed 93.9 and quickly went downhill from there
[22/10/2019, 13:28:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So that's it guys
[22/10/2019, 13:28:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bags are now in self storage
[22/10/2019, 13:30:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Flat is almost clean
[22/10/2019, 13:30:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Got my travel
[22/10/2019, 13:30:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Signed my lease
[22/10/2019, 13:31:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just need to pay 100£, INTO my resnt and buy some stuff to go away with and that's me
‎[22/10/2019, 13:35:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[22/10/2019, 13:36:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stuart xoxo
[22/10/2019, 13:37:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😘
‎[22/10/2019, 13:46:11] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[22/10/2019, 13:50:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[22/10/2019, 13:51:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Going to miss you
[22/10/2019, 13:52:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You can still use your phone at sea tho ye?
[22/10/2019, 13:52:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[22/10/2019, 13:52:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So we’ll all still be with you living in your phone!
[22/10/2019, 13:52:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I ilnbe out of signal rnsge
[22/10/2019, 13:53:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But have wifiib
[22/10/2019, 13:53:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shitbwhifib
[22/10/2019, 13:53:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: As long as it’s good enough to upload your voice messages
[22/10/2019, 13:54:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But can awns messages no probs
[22/10/2019, 13:54:31] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😥
[22/10/2019, 13:55:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och we'll miss that gobbledygook.
[22/10/2019, 13:56:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What my typos
[22/10/2019, 14:00:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I can translate them, don’t worry
[22/10/2019, 14:00:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye they're easy to understand.
[22/10/2019, 14:01:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You'll be out of signal range but you have shit WiFi.
[22/10/2019, 14:02:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye the WiFi gets WhatsApp easy
[22/10/2019, 14:03:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's YouTube and ah that
[22/10/2019, 14:03:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Got sky TV tho
[22/10/2019, 14:03:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Is it one person on the WiFi at a time during the you know what schedule? Can’t have porbhub buffering when you’ve got a time to stick to
[22/10/2019, 14:05:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah its everyonebsame time
[22/10/2019, 14:05:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No rota required for WiFi
[22/10/2019, 14:06:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And Al be in my own cabin so no waking rotas
[22/10/2019, 14:06:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just go for it
[22/10/2019, 14:09:09] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: What unmatched freedom
[22/10/2019, 14:10:07] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Semen amongst seamen.
[22/10/2019, 14:25:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do boats have mascots?
[22/10/2019, 15:21:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[22/10/2019, 15:24:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Make sure you send us those at sea sunrisr/sunset photos
[22/10/2019, 15:26:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw Jesus no
[22/10/2019, 15:26:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: To get abuse fae the crew for doing that
[22/10/2019, 15:26:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or ssked
[22/10/2019, 15:26:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: First trip? Must hae a folder of nearly a gb for sunrises n sunsets
[22/10/2019, 15:27:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But Al see what I can do
[22/10/2019, 15:28:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: No worries, just the aurora will do then 👍
[22/10/2019, 15:28:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😁
[22/10/2019, 15:29:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Only get the northern lights in Scotland
[22/10/2019, 15:29:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well north Scotland
[22/10/2019, 15:30:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh aye you're going South ain't ya?
[22/10/2019, 15:30:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And ab seen them too much times also
[22/10/2019, 15:30:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[22/10/2019, 15:30:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye but us plebs live a good aurora snap
[22/10/2019, 15:31:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So what's there to see where you're going? Just water?
[22/10/2019, 15:32:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They're hardly viable with a phone camera yi need a proper one
[22/10/2019, 15:32:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wind farms
[22/10/2019, 15:32:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any of you any good at excel?
[22/10/2019, 15:33:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh you can do alrite with the right settings.
And a very steady hand 😂
[22/10/2019, 15:34:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I'm sure the word is "excellent"
[22/10/2019, 15:34:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Excel can burn in he'll where it belongs. I spit in the general direction of excel.
[22/10/2019, 15:34:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Too easy.
[22/10/2019, 15:34:29] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ☝️
[22/10/2019, 15:34:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair.
[22/10/2019, 15:34:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fucking spreadsheets
[22/10/2019, 15:34:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Only good for one thing
[22/10/2019, 15:34:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My budget.
[22/10/2019, 15:35:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Otherwise they can get tae fuck.
[22/10/2019, 15:35:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's not even a spreadsheet issue I'm having.
[22/10/2019, 15:35:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's a Visual Basic issue.
[22/10/2019, 15:35:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Even worse
[22/10/2019, 15:35:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And that'd be VBA yeah?
[22/10/2019, 15:37:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Doubt X
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[22/10/2019, 15:38:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye.
[22/10/2019, 15:38:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pish.
[22/10/2019, 15:39:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och I know but it's used all the bloody time in work so I need to make do with it.
[22/10/2019, 15:40:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm a Unix man so I a have an irrational hatred towards everything MS, and excel & vb/VBA belong in their own circle of hell
[22/10/2019, 15:41:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although I'm getting softer with age - we're using azure at work and I'm quite liking it
[22/10/2019, 15:41:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye well we're still being forced to use IE and Edge so we won't be away from Windows clutches anytime soon.
[22/10/2019, 15:43:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hahahhahahahahahahah
[22/10/2019, 15:43:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh man
[22/10/2019, 15:43:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Good old government
[22/10/2019, 15:43:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's the same story in nz
[22/10/2019, 15:45:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm sure it's the same for every country that has some form of modern civil service. 😋
[22/10/2019, 15:45:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Except for that one place in Europe that went all in on linux
[22/10/2019, 15:46:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Germany? Or a local municipality in Germany or something? Can't remember
[22/10/2019, 15:47:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Munich.
[22/10/2019, 15:47:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But they're not the only ones.
[22/10/2019, 15:48:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Linux_adopters?wprov=sfla1
[22/10/2019, 15:49:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh I can totally understand adopting active directory as it really is so much easier than any equivalent on Linux, but it really comes down to the investment into the sysadmins - gotta pay good money for the good Unix admins, but they'll work out cheaper than ms licensing and support will generally be quicker/better
[22/10/2019, 15:52:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No idea if SG plans on changing their OS anytime soon. I suppose normal SG systems could cope but then we'd probably have a cunt of a time figuring out if our police systems would work on it.
[22/10/2019, 15:53:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah they'll be far too entrenched plus you've gotta get people to switch away from office and when a large number can barely figure out how to turn a computer on, it's just nae happenin
[22/10/2019, 15:53:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol aye that as well.
[22/10/2019, 15:54:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Got a few old timers in here that can't figure out why they don't get their emails when they've shut down outlook. 🙄
[22/10/2019, 16:04:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye classic stuff that
[22/10/2019, 16:04:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: R/talesfromtechnicalsupport is a great read
[22/10/2019, 16:04:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haven't checked there in a while actually
[22/10/2019, 16:23:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wow check this one out: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/53069713
[22/10/2019, 16:24:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just having a look on zoopla. A wee but further than where I've been looking, but holy shit that could be worth it
[22/10/2019, 16:26:35] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: That's some extention, Loft convertion as well by the looks of it?
[22/10/2019, 16:26:53] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm never going to be able to get mortgage
[22/10/2019, 16:27:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye looks like it. Love the big open plan kitchen/lounge too
[22/10/2019, 16:27:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not a saver or kids just costing too much?
[22/10/2019, 16:29:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Piss poor wages. I only earn 18000 a year
[22/10/2019, 16:29:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Even at 4 times my salary thats 72k
[22/10/2019, 16:30:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Not much many 3 beds for 72k last I looked.
[22/10/2019, 16:33:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Och, aye
[22/10/2019, 16:33:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And the ones that would in that range are either going to be too far away or shiteholes
[22/10/2019, 16:34:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s lovely, get it!
[22/10/2019, 16:36:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That is gorgeous. 😍
[22/10/2019, 16:37:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've emailed a request to view
[22/10/2019, 16:37:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Close enough to the M74 too.
[22/10/2019, 16:38:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye and a 12min walk to the train, which goes through Queen St and Partick (where I can catch the work shuttle from)
[22/10/2019, 16:38:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay so what's stopping you from getting it?
[22/10/2019, 16:39:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh there are some nice properties around east Kilbride too - might need to give that some consideration too
[22/10/2019, 16:39:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Don't have the finance arranged yet 😂
[22/10/2019, 16:39:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh right lol.
[22/10/2019, 16:39:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's the status on that?
[22/10/2019, 16:41:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Application went in to move my existing mortgage + re-finance in nz on Sunday night, so gotta wait to hear back about that first. Then take the pre approval to a broker here and get a pre approval for a mortgage. Then arrange a solicitor and put in a note of interest/offer 🙂
[22/10/2019, 16:43:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Love a bit of faffing about. 😋
[22/10/2019, 16:49:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any of you been axe hurling?
[22/10/2019, 16:51:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not yet
[22/10/2019, 16:52:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Mate told me about this place https://axehurling.com
[22/10/2019, 16:52:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ll get there one day
[22/10/2019, 16:54:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye, heading there tonight. Want a report?
[22/10/2019, 16:56:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's brilliant
[22/10/2019, 16:56:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did it with a pal a few months ago. Keep meaning to go to their monthly tournaments
[22/10/2019, 16:57:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My WhatsApp photo is from there
[22/10/2019, 16:57:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Me all surprised that I could throw a bullseye (threw a few)
[22/10/2019, 17:12:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's in Iceland they get weaker as you go South
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[22/10/2019, 17:13:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am talking off Aberdeen, miles away far the north Pole
[22/10/2019, 17:14:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They know their market
[22/10/2019, 17:14:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[22/10/2019, 17:22:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s the best scale I’ve ever seen
[22/10/2019, 17:58:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hmm just at a look at that hillview Drive place on Google maps - looks like the garage might not have road access. Not a deal breaker but I'm not sure I can get a bike past the house either.
[22/10/2019, 18:03:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just had a look too so I can see what you meant. Ye that’s a weird place for a garage
[22/10/2019, 18:03:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just drive it through the house, what could go wrong?
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[22/10/2019, 18:07:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well it is open plan...
[22/10/2019, 18:09:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[22/10/2019, 18:09:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean a classic ducati monster *is* a work of art, I could just park it in the lounge as the focal point
[22/10/2019, 18:09:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Really tie the room together
[22/10/2019, 18:10:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
[22/10/2019, 18:11:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Have I shown her off to yous yet?
[22/10/2019, 18:11:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Too bad if I have, am gonna do it again
[22/10/2019, 18:12:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No but pls do
[22/10/2019, 18:12:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And feel free to do it again every day
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[22/10/2019, 18:12:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The paintwork is not staying that way...
[22/10/2019, 18:12:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤 (and that’s not drool anymore)
[22/10/2019, 18:12:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think you and I are going to get along just fine.
[22/10/2019, 18:13:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’d love one
[22/10/2019, 18:13:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Like, really love one
[22/10/2019, 18:13:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂😂
[22/10/2019, 18:13:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Almost managed to talk the mrs round and then.. well, long story short a mate died in an accident
[22/10/2019, 18:13:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So I’m not getting one
[22/10/2019, 18:14:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh no!
[22/10/2019, 18:14:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry to hear that
[22/10/2019, 18:14:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've had about 3 offs and always managed to be lucky enough to walk away
[22/10/2019, 18:14:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The worst part is, even know all this. I still want one
[22/10/2019, 18:15:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Knowing*
[22/10/2019, 18:15:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although one of them wrote off my first monster... I think it might have been better if I'd been written off instead
[22/10/2019, 18:15:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😢
[22/10/2019, 18:15:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Accidents happen, doesn't mean its going to happen to you eh.
[22/10/2019, 18:15:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Exactly, I like to think I’d be careful
[22/10/2019, 18:15:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: OK so I'm going to show you my previous 2 monsters now since you're a man of fine taste
[22/10/2019, 18:16:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nobody really knows what happened to my mate, he was on the back roads up here at about 1 in the morning and he came off somehow
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[22/10/2019, 18:18:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Love em
[22/10/2019, 18:18:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Night riding in some of these back roads around here would be pretty treacherous - not something I'd do for fun tbh.
[22/10/2019, 18:19:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: He was good, used to race them. I’m fairly certain he was pushing it just a bit too much because he was on his last ride home before selling it the next day cos his mrs wanted him to get rid
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[22/10/2019, 18:20:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ^99 M900
[22/10/2019, 18:20:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: #1 is my fav
[22/10/2019, 18:21:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ahh, that's a real shame 😔
Racing took the fire out of my regular riding so I'd just cruise and enjoy the ride a but more - only pushing it when it was safe etc
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[22/10/2019, 18:21:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I keep looking at #1, it’s perfect lol
[22/10/2019, 18:22:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😢
[22/10/2019, 18:22:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye it honestly was
[22/10/2019, 18:23:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Spent a bit of money fixing the carbs and brakes
[22/10/2019, 18:24:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Can’t decide if I prefer red or black
[22/10/2019, 18:24:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Red
[22/10/2019, 18:39:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye Rossa Corsa is a good colour
[22/10/2019, 18:39:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Rosso
[22/10/2019, 18:40:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But I'll be painting the current monster black and putting on the old school twin line ducati logo in gold
[22/10/2019, 18:47:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Along the lines of this guy's: http://ukmonster.co.uk/monster/showpost.php?s=5054672c3a2b09b28043d93ad145911e&p=568746&postcount=19
[22/10/2019, 18:48:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Without the lines and probably without the racing stripe, and I want to find the 'DESMO' logo in the same gold twinline to go on the rear of the tail cowl
[22/10/2019, 18:50:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Whoever did the garish paint job on it at the moment put 'Monsterio' on the tail cowl, which doesn't appear to be a word, and if it is it's not Italian.

It's supposed to be 'Il Mostro'!! 🙄
[22/10/2019, 19:06:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I like it!
[22/10/2019, 19:11:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ones of the kids is asleep, the others in bed, wifes at college.
[22/10/2019, 19:11:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ive got me time!
[22/10/2019, 19:14:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lucky you! I’ve got 2 down, one to go
[22/10/2019, 19:14:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Mrs will be home soon tho
[22/10/2019, 19:17:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I doubt ill do a bloody thing, Just sit at the PC.
[22/10/2019, 19:23:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I guess i'll be sorting my car insurnace out
[22/10/2019, 19:23:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Last year £1,136.95, This year £1,900.70
[22/10/2019, 19:23:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: No thanks,
[22/10/2019, 19:29:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Honestly av nae say down all day :(
[22/10/2019, 19:29:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sat
[22/10/2019, 19:36:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Poor lad.
[22/10/2019, 19:37:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm about to be trusted with several large, sharp objects.
[22/10/2019, 19:37:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: #PrayForMe
[22/10/2019, 19:38:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👏🏽
[22/10/2019, 19:38:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Wait that’s a clap
[22/10/2019, 19:38:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Can’t find it, that’ll do
[22/10/2019, 19:38:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Close enough.
[22/10/2019, 19:48:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jesus fuck! And I thought I was being gouged for insurance, being a filthy foreigner with no history over here
[22/10/2019, 19:48:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🙏
[22/10/2019, 19:48:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Here.
[22/10/2019, 19:49:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: .....and they are?
[22/10/2019, 19:49:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: All the final preparations?
[22/10/2019, 19:53:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Axes.
[22/10/2019, 19:53:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh right, the hurling
[22/10/2019, 19:54:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tis good fun
[22/10/2019, 19:54:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Much better thank you. 😂
[22/10/2019, 19:54:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Looking forward to it! Hopefully won't maim anyone.
[22/10/2019, 19:54:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just remember, don’t hold the sharp end
[22/10/2019, 19:56:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I say we all do it one day
[22/10/2019, 19:57:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: in all fairness that covers 2 people for 2 cars. and my wife just crashed hers a few months ago.
[22/10/2019, 19:58:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Stick them with the pointy end yes?
[22/10/2019, 19:58:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah yeah. I balked at £900 for a Nissan Micra (first car over here). And now it's £1200 for the bike 😔
[22/10/2019, 19:59:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Renewal coming up soon for the freelander, I'm interested to see what they're going to sting me for that...
[22/10/2019, 20:11:28] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just done another quote for myself, £760 seems to be the cheapest I can get.
[22/10/2019, 20:11:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: 2 years driving 2 years no claims.
[22/10/2019, 20:14:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's about where I am, technically
[22/10/2019, 20:14:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although it's actually 18 years driving
[22/10/2019, 20:15:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But 2 years in the UK
[22/10/2019, 20:17:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The website quotes don't like it when I say I've been driving since 2003 - "based on your age you could not have been driving that long". Aye but nz was get your learner's at 15 pal.
[22/10/2019, 20:17:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 2002, even.
[22/10/2019, 20:17:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or even 2001
[22/10/2019, 20:17:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Math is hard.
[22/10/2019, 20:18:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 2001: A Driving Odyssey
[22/10/2019, 20:20:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yea, I had mine provision since 2010, Been driving no L plates, but because I sat my test 2 years ago, There like how can you have been driving for 9 years if youve only had your license for 2.
[22/10/2019, 20:20:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Driving illegal? Banned? Whats the story.
[22/10/2019, 20:22:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I've also now got the problem that my license says I've only been driving for year on the B(?) class as I got my UK license last year after swapping my nz one, but then had to do a test to upgrade it to one that allows manuals, all because we don't record in nz what we sit our full license test in (I've always driven manuals)
[22/10/2019, 20:22:15] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Got an email saying I can get insured for 515.48
[22/10/2019, 20:22:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ooh yeah look at those prices tumble!
[22/10/2019, 20:22:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Dont even want to look at my wifes prices.
[22/10/2019, 20:23:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I think my wife might run into these issues soon as she has an auto, and is converting her license to manual, so has to resit the test
[22/10/2019, 20:33:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That nucase is trying to speak to me again
‎[22/10/2019, 20:34:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[22/10/2019, 20:34:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I would delta but its getting funny and she's being harmless
[22/10/2019, 20:37:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Seems nice enough?
[22/10/2019, 20:38:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Can't take a hint apparently
[22/10/2019, 20:40:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean you could block/delete her...
[22/10/2019, 20:40:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Which no one has suggested on multiple occasions.
[22/10/2019, 21:29:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've said why am no deleting
[22/10/2019, 21:29:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's a good laugh
[22/10/2019, 21:30:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's nice to see proole so attracted to u they act like this
[22/10/2019, 21:30:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu would know cause he's a sexy mother flucker
[22/10/2019, 21:31:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Plus I've never asked "what should I do" or omgggg she's so annoying
[22/10/2019, 21:31:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I just send in a pic and say look at this creep lol
[22/10/2019, 21:32:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So yeah am not asking for ur advice
[22/10/2019, 21:40:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair
[22/10/2019, 21:41:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s one of life’s struggles
[22/10/2019, 21:46:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I really wanted to use the 'like no one's mentioned multiple times' line. I like that one. Russel Brand used it on David Walliams in one of the big fat quizzes. Something like "did you know that David has swam the Thames which he scarcely mentions every five fucking minutes? '
[22/10/2019, 22:00:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: , its no even much of a fucking brastic thing either so
[22/10/2019, 22:00:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am sure any normal guy could do it
[22/10/2019, 22:00:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes sir
[22/10/2019, 22:00:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You'd definitely need to train for it
[22/10/2019, 22:01:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No made you laugh the day beeb a busy bee
[22/10/2019, 22:01:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But it'd be along similar lines as a marathon I reckon
[22/10/2019, 22:01:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No way
[22/10/2019, 22:01:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah hang on
[22/10/2019, 22:01:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Channel not thames
[22/10/2019, 22:02:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye am still on about the channel
[22/10/2019, 22:02:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You reckon harder or easier than a marathon.
[22/10/2019, 22:02:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ?
[22/10/2019, 22:02:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know somebody faw Elgin who swam it with like 20, others of her club
[22/10/2019, 22:02:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They wefent mental people
[22/10/2019, 22:03:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Your on about without breaks tho eh
[22/10/2019, 22:03:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Walliams did it with breaks
[22/10/2019, 22:03:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Presumably. Although good point, they do have support baost with food n shite
[22/10/2019, 22:03:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: To swim it constant aye you'd need to train aye
[22/10/2019, 22:04:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But most do it with a rescue boat
[22/10/2019, 22:04:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that gives yi many psychological boots too so aye
[22/10/2019, 22:04:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And Walliams is a bit of a tit anyway
[22/10/2019, 22:05:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: , ken
[22/10/2019, 22:05:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[22/10/2019, 22:05:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But he swam it with a boat n glucose gel breaks n hydration breaks
[22/10/2019, 22:05:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Had a substitute - talking about bikes
[22/10/2019, 22:06:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What hahah
[22/10/2019, 22:06:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hydration breaks? Just drink along the way, man 😂
[22/10/2019, 22:06:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Defo use ur snorkel as a straw
[22/10/2019, 22:06:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We talked about motorbikes. Was a substitute since you weren't there for bringing the joy
[22/10/2019, 22:07:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: How does that saying go? "water, water, everywhere - so let's all have a drink!"
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[22/10/2019, 22:09:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't injure myself or anyone else tonight. Thanks for your prayers guys.
[22/10/2019, 22:11:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did you do the mickey mouse?
[22/10/2019, 22:12:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The two axes at once? Aye, attempted it. Didn't land though.
[22/10/2019, 22:12:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We had a wee tournament and I came 8th out of 24, so not completely terrible for my first time.
[22/10/2019, 22:16:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah, the two smaller red circles (mickeys ears) and the bullseye. Two axes at once is hard just getting them both to land on the boards
[22/10/2019, 22:17:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ohhh, nah I don't think anybody did but I might be wrong.
[22/10/2019, 22:36:25] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: (a bit late), I am good with it yes, need something?
[22/10/2019, 22:37:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just a wee bit! 😂 Do you know anything about VBA?
[22/10/2019, 22:39:30] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I am not an expert but do write/correct VBA at work
[22/10/2019, 22:43:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay so I'm using this email generator that's been coded in VBA. Basically I put a code in a field, hit create email and it creates the email with all the necessary fields populated. The issue I'm having is that as soon as I put a number in the field, it jumps off to a random cell and then I either need to keyboard shortcut back to the number field or click into it. It's annoying as fuck and I've tried to tinker with it a wee bit but it's still doing it. Any thoughts?
[22/10/2019, 22:44:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Holy wall of text batman.
[22/10/2019, 22:45:07] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: It could be a "SELECT" function that has gone wild
[22/10/2019, 22:45:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[22/10/2019, 22:46:30] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: But if it happens when you type something, it will be in the part of the VBA that runs for that tab/worksheet
[22/10/2019, 22:47:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah that makes sense.
[22/10/2019, 22:47:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I've had a look at the code but I haven't messed about with VBA in ten years so I'm rusty as fuck.
‎[22/10/2019, 22:48:37] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: ‎image omitted
[22/10/2019, 22:48:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I know where to find it lol.
[22/10/2019, 22:49:09] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I would guess that the issue is in that part, not in the modules
[22/10/2019, 22:49:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm only slightly better than incompetent. 😂
[22/10/2019, 22:49:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Obviously don't have the source code in front of me which would probably help lol. Can I pick this back up with you tomorrow?
[22/10/2019, 22:50:22] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I am at a client site tomorrow with very limited WhatsApp availability 😉, can try though. Thursday looks better
[22/10/2019, 22:50:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No worries, I'm in zero rush, it's not detrimental to my job, it's just bloody annoying!
[22/10/2019, 22:51:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thursday's good, will message you separately to stop this clogging the chat up if that's okay.
[22/10/2019, 22:55:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thought you wis deed
[22/10/2019, 22:56:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Far hiv yi been
[22/10/2019, 22:56:24] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That's fine sure
[22/10/2019, 22:56:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Awesome, thank you. 😁
[22/10/2019, 22:57:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Your worry is appreciated, pal. Shouldn't you be in your bed? Big day the morra!
[22/10/2019, 22:59:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447378782096 standing on Paisley high street and a runner just ran past me. Was it you?
[22/10/2019, 23:00:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye just my usual short run from Cumbernauld to Paisley and back
[22/10/2019, 23:01:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Didnt have time for a long run.
[22/10/2019, 23:01:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂 do you do runs this late at all?
[22/10/2019, 23:09:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah, im not completely insane - some bits are missing
[22/10/2019, 23:12:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol fair dos.
‎[22/10/2019, 23:13:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[22/10/2019, 23:13:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: For the first time ever, the cat has followed me up the stairs to my door.
[22/10/2019, 23:14:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This is not my cat.
[22/10/2019, 23:14:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: My landlord allows absolutely zero pets and obviously I can't let the cat into my house.
[22/10/2019, 23:15:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Owner is definitely home so I'm unsure why cat is even in the landing.
[22/10/2019, 23:15:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Never seen it out this late.
[22/10/2019, 23:16:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How do I get it to go back downstairs without it hating me and plotting my doom?
[22/10/2019, 23:24:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Never mind. Took it back downstairs and it only followed me up to the first floor. Phew.
[23/10/2019, 06:04:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Morningggg
[23/10/2019, 06:40:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Morning!
‎[23/10/2019, 06:47:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[23/10/2019, 06:47:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey stu
[23/10/2019, 06:47:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You've just perked me up
[23/10/2019, 06:50:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s the coffee!
[23/10/2019, 07:24:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤮🤮🤮
[23/10/2019, 07:26:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Is it a tiny coffee cup or is Aaron a giant?
[23/10/2019, 07:28:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Both x
[23/10/2019, 07:29:45] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I think you mean flat what crew unat
[23/10/2019, 08:06:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Somebody from my whole company just called
[23/10/2019, 08:06:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They are paying off every skipper near enough now
[23/10/2019, 08:07:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck knows what's happening hahaha
‎[23/10/2019, 08:11:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[23/10/2019, 09:32:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ugh
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[23/10/2019, 09:37:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You need a Starbucks
‎[23/10/2019, 09:37:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[23/10/2019, 09:37:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Wrong gif
[23/10/2019, 09:38:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You did not just suggest Starbucks.
[23/10/2019, 09:46:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye stu wit u playin at pal?
[23/10/2019, 09:46:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We had a great time talking about bikes yesterday then you go ahead and recommend Starbucks‽
‎[23/10/2019, 09:50:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[23/10/2019, 09:53:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
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[23/10/2019, 09:58:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Statbucks is life
‎[23/10/2019, 09:59:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[23/10/2019, 09:59:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[23/10/2019, 09:59:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I didn't bring you up to use foul language like that!
[23/10/2019, 10:00:08] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Rooster!
[23/10/2019, 10:00:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The see thrtrd 39 dee'd Bodies found in a van
[23/10/2019, 10:00:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: First Starbucks, then carnage.
[23/10/2019, 10:02:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: @447378782096 you’re not a windows man.. what’s the easiest way to automate a sudo apt-get update and upgrade so that I don’t need to keep remembering it to do it?
[23/10/2019, 10:03:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Unattended-upgrades
[23/10/2019, 10:04:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eh
‎[23/10/2019, 10:05:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[23/10/2019, 10:05:46] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤔 suspicious
[23/10/2019, 10:05:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're suspicious!
[23/10/2019, 10:06:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Such a poser. Thought you'd be down there already?
[23/10/2019, 10:06:38] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Exactly how I felt at 7:40 when I just go up and should have already been on the way to work, Whoops
[23/10/2019, 10:06:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Real sadboi hours
[23/10/2019, 10:07:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I literally just left the house. Will need to work until 7 now. 😭
[23/10/2019, 10:07:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Those nips tho 🤤
‎[23/10/2019, 10:18:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[23/10/2019, 10:25:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: No worries. From memory you might need to tweak the config so that it upgrades packages from all of the repos you have enabled, as I'm pretty sure it just does the core ones by default
[23/10/2019, 12:15:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Orange flavoured twirls are devastatingly disappointing.
[23/10/2019, 12:16:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I find that's the case with orange flavoured anythinf
[23/10/2019, 12:16:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Because orange = 🤮
[23/10/2019, 12:16:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not 🤤
[23/10/2019, 12:21:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Orange is nice!
[23/10/2019, 12:22:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: These cunts in England
[23/10/2019, 12:22:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Their trees are still green
[23/10/2019, 12:28:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Bastards!
[23/10/2019, 12:28:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Pussy
[23/10/2019, 12:28:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can't handle the cold
‎[23/10/2019, 12:30:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[23/10/2019, 12:31:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ayeeee
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[23/10/2019, 12:42:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not even a jacket?!
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[23/10/2019, 12:46:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ballsy.
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[23/10/2019, 12:48:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye Gabriel it's not too cold today, good man 👍
[23/10/2019, 12:48:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't like irn bru but I think I've only ever tried the new sugar tax stuff so I'll give that a go assuming I don't have to queue outside the newsagents for a bottle
[23/10/2019, 12:49:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Buy many bottles and hoard them.
[23/10/2019, 12:56:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm pretty sure the recipe had changed a few times since 1901.
[23/10/2019, 13:02:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You old enough to remember all the recipe changes Alan?
[23/10/2019, 13:03:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Grew up on the stuff in the 1990s (Just though I'd clear that up before some says 1890)
[23/10/2019, 13:15:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We wouldn't dream of saying that!
[23/10/2019, 13:35:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye there more sugar in that 1901 ane
[23/10/2019, 13:35:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Than the original bru us youngins ken
[23/10/2019, 13:35:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Should be some cocaine, too, so that'll be nice
[23/10/2019, 13:37:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ^
[23/10/2019, 13:40:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, then we can sell em on at £5 a pop
[23/10/2019, 13:40:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cuz it's not like I'll drink the pish
[23/10/2019, 13:40:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤮🤮🤮
[23/10/2019, 13:47:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooft Jase.. you're only just redeeming yourself here with your disdain for Starbucks but it's thin ice you're on now.
[23/10/2019, 13:50:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I ain't modifying my opinion to appease the constituency 😤
[23/10/2019, 14:16:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fine! What's your opinion on Coke v Pepsi?
[23/10/2019, 14:16:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I know you’re not asking me but Pepsi max is the only option
[23/10/2019, 14:18:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Coke. Always. Every time. Full fat.
[23/10/2019, 14:18:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (although I do get a taste for Zero when I'm on another attempt at quitting sugar)
[23/10/2019, 14:18:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Love my Cherry Coke, too.
[23/10/2019, 14:18:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If Coke's not available I accept Pepsi, but I never choose it.
[23/10/2019, 14:25:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ❤️
[23/10/2019, 14:25:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jase you're dead to me now.
[23/10/2019, 14:25:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[23/10/2019, 14:27:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: These are my principles.
[23/10/2019, 14:27:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If you don't like them, I have others...
[23/10/2019, 14:31:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Go on..
[23/10/2019, 14:31:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They're mostly unrelated, as I'm not willing to budge.
[23/10/2019, 14:32:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just had to channel a bit of groucho there
[23/10/2019, 14:33:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yes but I can still judge. 😋
[23/10/2019, 15:02:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm trying a caramel log for the first time
[23/10/2019, 15:02:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm already a big fan of tea cakes & caramel wafers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
[23/10/2019, 15:08:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay, redeemed yourself a wee bit. 😂
[23/10/2019, 15:08:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Verdict: It's good. I'm just not that big of a fan of coconut. But the toasted aspect does make it work a bit better.
[23/10/2019, 15:08:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good, good.
[23/10/2019, 15:08:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But gimme a regular caramel wafer any day
[23/10/2019, 15:08:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But, it was an 8-pack, so by golly I'll not be letting them go to waste!
[23/10/2019, 15:09:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Also the caramel logs are messy af with their crumble coconut outer
[23/10/2019, 15:10:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol aye they are.
[23/10/2019, 15:11:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I really want to do a Tunnocks factory tour
[23/10/2019, 15:11:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's like the willy wonka of scotland
[23/10/2019, 15:11:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just how do they get that delicious italian meringe inside the tea cakes?
[23/10/2019, 15:11:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Too bad Boyd Tunnock is a hard-core unionist.
[23/10/2019, 16:27:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cunt
[23/10/2019, 17:17:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hejeje
[23/10/2019, 17:18:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You drunk?
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[23/10/2019, 17:24:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Home! Met your bunkmate yet?
[23/10/2019, 17:25:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Think he’s on his own this time
[23/10/2019, 17:31:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am on ma own
[23/10/2019, 17:31:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How you the rest of the boat after
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[23/10/2019, 17:33:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ) aye
[23/10/2019, 17:34:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: See I do pay attention!
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[23/10/2019, 17:35:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ❤️
[23/10/2019, 17:37:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Xxxxxxx
[23/10/2019, 17:41:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bless. So cute.
[23/10/2019, 17:47:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I just want to say
[23/10/2019, 17:47:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I fucking LOVE tea cakes.
[23/10/2019, 17:47:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[23/10/2019, 17:51:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This cabin iz awesome
[23/10/2019, 17:58:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Duz it got tea cakes?
[23/10/2019, 18:07:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Jase with the serious questions.
[23/10/2019, 18:09:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The people demand answers!
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[23/10/2019, 18:31:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaassss mon the cheese and bacon. Needs more Bru though. Priority right there.
[23/10/2019, 18:31:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man your enthusiasm for bacon makes me giggle.
[23/10/2019, 18:32:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Half a fuckin ton of bacon!
[23/10/2019, 18:33:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Blocks of cheese the size of yer body!
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[23/10/2019, 18:34:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[23/10/2019, 18:35:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stu's always popping off for cigarettes
[23/10/2019, 18:39:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[23/10/2019, 18:39:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sorry I always disappear at this time to the day. Kids bath and bed time
[23/10/2019, 18:41:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Stu says he doesn't have a favourite kid but he clearly loves his real kids more than his fake kids. 😢
[23/10/2019, 18:42:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The 5 year old is my favourite
[23/10/2019, 18:46:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Woooow.
[23/10/2019, 18:47:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: He’s my best wee pal
[23/10/2019, 18:47:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The other 2 are animals
[23/10/2019, 18:48:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Twins aye?
[23/10/2019, 18:48:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye
[23/10/2019, 18:48:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooft.
[23/10/2019, 18:48:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 3 next week
[23/10/2019, 18:48:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Years old
[23/10/2019, 18:48:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Party?
[23/10/2019, 18:50:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye I think we’re just having people round at the weekend for it
[23/10/2019, 18:50:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Other kid is 6 four weeks after the twins birthday
[23/10/2019, 18:50:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So another party before Christmas
[23/10/2019, 18:51:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooft. My birthday's in less than three weeks. 😋
[23/10/2019, 18:53:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Party?
[23/10/2019, 19:00:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wee boat cruise up the Hudson River.
[23/10/2019, 19:07:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I hear that's also a good place for a wee commercial jet landing
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[23/10/2019, 19:09:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Every time you’re on a boat I question why I don’t work on boats
[23/10/2019, 19:11:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That looks like heaven
[23/10/2019, 19:14:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Too soon.
[23/10/2019, 19:15:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No Buenos?
[23/10/2019, 19:15:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Love a good picnic bar right enough.
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[23/10/2019, 19:50:53] ‎+44 7932 795038 added ‪+44 7961 494946‬
[23/10/2019, 19:54:02] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Avoid added ma pad
[23/10/2019, 19:54:45] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: So what can lay on ed n talk t use on js padx
[23/10/2019, 19:55:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Two Aarons? Oooooft.
[23/10/2019, 20:01:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[23/10/2019, 20:01:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: All that food tho, amazing
[23/10/2019, 20:02:46] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Double trouble
[23/10/2019, 20:06:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any of you got PS VR?
[23/10/2019, 20:10:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: This confused me for like half a minute
[23/10/2019, 20:13:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: “I’ve added my pal”
[23/10/2019, 20:14:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ll translate, dw
[23/10/2019, 20:17:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah its his pad innit?
[23/10/2019, 20:18:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tablet
[23/10/2019, 20:18:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh shit you’re better than me at translating
[23/10/2019, 20:19:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: What was the next line then?
[23/10/2019, 20:19:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "so that I can lay on the bed and talk to yous"
[23/10/2019, 20:19:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye I was just typing that out
[23/10/2019, 20:19:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[23/10/2019, 20:19:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It made sense once I knew it was a tablet
[23/10/2019, 20:19:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[23/10/2019, 20:25:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Found a local place that does deep fried mars bars.
[23/10/2019, 20:25:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's my weekend sorted.
[23/10/2019, 20:26:43] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I have an oculus, not the PS version...
[23/10/2019, 20:27:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm surprised that they're considered difficult to find. I must have lucked out with the local chippy when I was staying in Cessnock
[23/10/2019, 20:27:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haven't tried any chippy's in Cumbernauld, nor have I see any (probably because there's no main street, just a mass of shopping mall(s))
[23/10/2019, 20:28:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any good?
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[23/10/2019, 20:29:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's not terrifying at all.
[23/10/2019, 20:29:05] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Love it, since I bought it it's the only type of video games I play. Mainly played Beat Saber
[23/10/2019, 20:29:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay, will look into it.
[23/10/2019, 20:29:39] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: My only hope is that statistically it won't happen again in this block...
[23/10/2019, 20:29:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I guess you're lucky to move in after the fact, then?
[23/10/2019, 20:30:19] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Yea, lucky. Or I should have researched the area better. But to be honest was a bit desperate
[23/10/2019, 20:30:46] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: TBH she said I can choose to move out and she'll understand... but I can't be bothered to move again.
[23/10/2019, 20:31:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Packing is one of the worst things I've ever had to do.
[23/10/2019, 20:31:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Never had a good packing experience.
[23/10/2019, 20:32:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: He's in custody and not likely to return to living there, I think statistically you're in the ideal place.
[23/10/2019, 20:32:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Btw I know we talked about this ages ago Jase, but I'll be in Iceland for 2 hours each way.
[23/10/2019, 20:32:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So not really much time to do anything.
[23/10/2019, 20:32:24] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: No such thing
[23/10/2019, 20:33:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, definitely not enough time to leave the airport. I was asking originally in case you'd planned it with a day or two in Iceland. You'd need that to do anything interesting - it takes about an hour to get to Reykjavik by bus from Keflavik anyway
[23/10/2019, 20:34:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah nah, it just so happened to be where the layover is. No planning until touchdown in DC.
[23/10/2019, 20:34:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair dos
[23/10/2019, 20:35:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Next time I go back to NZ there'll definitely be a stopover in Dubai, at least. Doesn't eliminate that 15/17hr leg though :/
[23/10/2019, 20:35:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But, sleeping pills ftw
[23/10/2019, 20:36:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Eeeeeeh... I think if I ever went to NZ, I'd need a few days or a week to travel there, couple of weeks there, and then another week to travel back.
[23/10/2019, 20:38:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye I could do a trip to the US in between
[23/10/2019, 20:38:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Assuming they haven't completed closed themselves off from the rest of the world
[23/10/2019, 20:38:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can you fly that way?
[23/10/2019, 20:38:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: All the flights I've seen go east.
[23/10/2019, 20:39:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: London -> LAX -> Auckland
[23/10/2019, 20:39:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or sanfran
[23/10/2019, 20:39:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The only way from Glasgow, really, is via Dubai
[23/10/2019, 20:39:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ahh okay.
[23/10/2019, 20:42:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ever been to Shanghai?
[23/10/2019, 20:42:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: On my way over the first time
[23/10/2019, 20:43:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just the airport though
[23/10/2019, 20:43:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Flights for less than £400 for March. :o
[23/10/2019, 20:43:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: To NZ?
[23/10/2019, 20:43:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 16 hour layover in Shanghai.
[23/10/2019, 20:43:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yup.
[23/10/2019, 20:43:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Decent
[23/10/2019, 20:43:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: London > Shanghai > Auckland.
[23/10/2019, 20:44:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My recent trip was unfortunately last minute (booked about 2 weeks before flying out), so it cost me ~£2000, return
[23/10/2019, 20:44:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yikes.
[23/10/2019, 20:44:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean I can't go this March because I'm going to Canada in July but still, good to know prices can get that low.
[23/10/2019, 20:44:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Those were flexi fares though (I didn't have a choice, but I needed that for my return flight anyway)
[23/10/2019, 20:45:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Is that through Air NZ?
[23/10/2019, 20:45:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: China Eastern. :|
[23/10/2019, 20:45:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah.
[23/10/2019, 20:45:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not sure how I Feel about China tbh. Especially if I'm going solo.
[23/10/2019, 20:46:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Shanghai is probably touristy enough to be fine
[23/10/2019, 20:46:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean it wouldn't be an issue if I wasn't going to be there for long but those flights had a 7 hour layover there going to NZ, and 16 coming back.
[23/10/2019, 20:46:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh a 16hr layover is not much - just getting to the city from the airport, and then getting back again with enough time would leave you with piss all to do, especially as you'd be wanting to sleep in that time too.
[23/10/2019, 20:47:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Couldn't stay in the airport for that long lol.
[23/10/2019, 20:47:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh I didn't realise the airport was far from the city.
[23/10/2019, 20:47:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Shanghai has a transfer hotel
[23/10/2019, 20:47:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The airport is, generally, always far from the city - in any country
[23/10/2019, 20:48:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Except Scotland. :P
[23/10/2019, 20:48:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Glasgow & Wellington are slight exceptions
[23/10/2019, 20:48:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[23/10/2019, 20:48:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Edinburgh aint that close to the city
[23/10/2019, 20:49:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Prestwick should be 'Ayrshire Prestwick' instead of 'Glasgow Prestwick' 😂
[23/10/2019, 20:50:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So true.
[23/10/2019, 20:50:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Amsterdam Airport isn't far from Amsterdam.
[23/10/2019, 20:50:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 15 miles isn't terrible.
[23/10/2019, 20:52:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Only because the trains are soo good
[23/10/2019, 20:53:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye true.
[23/10/2019, 20:55:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: OK. Real Talk™️
[23/10/2019, 20:55:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm not a fan of the Caramel Log.
[23/10/2019, 20:56:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ...
[23/10/2019, 20:56:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've had 3 of the pack of 8 (damn you Asda for not having the 4-packs like Tesco!)
[23/10/2019, 20:56:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Caramel Wafer every time.
[23/10/2019, 20:56:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What don't you like about them.
[23/10/2019, 20:56:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Coconut just isn't my jam.
[23/10/2019, 20:56:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay.
[23/10/2019, 20:56:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Coconut isn't for everyone, I get that.
[23/10/2019, 20:57:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think that makes the Snowballs a non-starter, too
[23/10/2019, 20:57:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ...
[23/10/2019, 20:57:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay... I mean you still like teacakes.
[23/10/2019, 20:57:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But Tea Cakes and Caramel Wafers will always be welcome in my belly 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
[23/10/2019, 20:58:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tea Cakes in particular. I cannot buy a pack and not demolish them.
[23/10/2019, 20:58:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I have no control mechanism
[23/10/2019, 20:58:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: This is why I don't drink or buy weed anymore.
[23/10/2019, 20:58:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How do you feel about shortbread.
[23/10/2019, 20:58:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ambivalent.
[23/10/2019, 20:58:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It has to be really good shortbread.
[23/10/2019, 20:58:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yes.
[23/10/2019, 20:58:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Proper buttery shit.
[23/10/2019, 20:58:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Minus the shit.
[23/10/2019, 20:59:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[23/10/2019, 20:59:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[23/10/2019, 20:59:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tablet?
[23/10/2019, 20:59:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not a fan.
[23/10/2019, 20:59:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Too sweet?
[23/10/2019, 20:59:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Though it could be a shortbread situation and I just need to try the right kind.
[23/10/2019, 21:00:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I like tablet but only in small doses.
[23/10/2019, 21:00:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It is way too sweet for me.
[23/10/2019, 21:00:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh, I can't really remember what it was specifically about the tablet I last tried, I just remember it not wowing me
[23/10/2019, 21:00:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair dos.
[23/10/2019, 21:00:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: My mate makes good homemade tablet.
[23/10/2019, 21:01:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Find yourself some of that.
[23/10/2019, 21:04:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I like sweet, and I think the stuff I tried was bland
[23/10/2019, 21:05:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah that doesn't sound nice.
[23/10/2019, 23:34:59] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Anyone been to the planetarium thing on Saturdays at the science centre? Think someone was recommending but it does say ages 7+ on the website, think it might be a bit much for the girlfriend
[24/10/2019, 06:14:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: She's under 7 then?
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[24/10/2019, 07:24:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Send help
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[24/10/2019, 10:03:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Help me
[24/10/2019, 10:03:56] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Got your dick stuck again?
[24/10/2019, 10:04:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What's up pal?
[24/10/2019, 10:05:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Bacon overload?
[24/10/2019, 10:08:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bored
[24/10/2019, 10:17:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I've lost my work keys some point between leaving work last night and arriving this morning
[24/10/2019, 10:18:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh noes!
[24/10/2019, 10:19:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I done some amount of running about last night after work too, so could be anywhere.
[24/10/2019, 10:19:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬
[24/10/2019, 10:20:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: On the plus side my car's not spotless inside?
[24/10/2019, 10:20:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[24/10/2019, 10:20:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Checked at the sports centre where I was, Nothing handed in, Nothing where I was, Not in the carpark either.
[24/10/2019, 10:21:27] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm hoping they are just in some stupid place in the house, Otherwise my work will charge me a small fortune to replace them.
[24/10/2019, 10:29:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Really? No "accidents happen" situation? They just charge you?
[24/10/2019, 10:30:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Well they only gave me them a week ago and said don't loose them or you pay for replacements.
[24/10/2019, 10:31:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ones for my locker which I have left unlocked so it's not so much of an issue
[24/10/2019, 10:31:38] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: The others is a common key I actually have a spare in the house from an old job
[24/10/2019, 10:32:13] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I always had to keep spares at work when i had building keys
[24/10/2019, 10:32:26] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: because i lose keys super easily
[24/10/2019, 10:32:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And the other gets you into the building and it's a tiny little silly key that's cut at timpsons nobody has the original so it's not like I can just order an original replacement.
[24/10/2019, 10:33:05] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I have just had a visit from the council and they have agreed to reduce by council tax band, great start to the day!
[24/10/2019, 10:33:19] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Congrats!
[24/10/2019, 10:33:38] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Alan are there no alternate ways in the building?
[24/10/2019, 10:34:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah bugger.
[24/10/2019, 10:34:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice!
[24/10/2019, 10:34:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I can be buzzed in. But that give away that I've lost them haha
[24/10/2019, 10:35:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I carry enough of my own important keys
[24/10/2019, 10:35:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447880955489 what was involved to get them to agree to that?
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[24/10/2019, 10:35:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: My flat alone is 6 keys.
[24/10/2019, 10:36:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬
[24/10/2019, 10:36:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So many keys
[24/10/2019, 10:41:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: 6 for my flat/building
[24/10/2019, 10:41:27] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: 2 for a Friends that I'm helping renovate
[24/10/2019, 10:41:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: 2 for the front doors on parents houses
[24/10/2019, 10:41:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And my car keym
[24/10/2019, 10:43:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Do you need to carry them all though?
[24/10/2019, 11:00:01] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: There is a good guide on money saving expert, but basically: check what your neighbours band is (we are in copy/paste flats, so all the same), check what the property was sold for around 1991 if it existed, go to the https://www.saa.gov.uk/glasgow/ and challenge your band. Wait a month for them to get back to you, let them visit the flat to see if they have the correct info, and they might offer to update the band (down or up), plus they backdate it to when you moved in. I got a reduction from band C to B, so approx. £200 per year
[24/10/2019, 11:01:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice.
[24/10/2019, 11:02:36] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I need the 6 for my flat, 1 for the front door and back door, 2 for my flat door, 1 for bin shed, and one for electrical cupboard for the meter
[24/10/2019, 11:03:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: The 2 for my friends I'm at every other day.
[24/10/2019, 11:03:28] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Parents house in at at least once a week, and got there from work usually
[24/10/2019, 11:03:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair dos
[24/10/2019, 11:03:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Defo need car key
[24/10/2019, 11:03:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎This message was deleted.
[24/10/2019, 11:04:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Got more keys than a school janny
[24/10/2019, 11:41:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any of you like Tim Hortons?
[24/10/2019, 11:42:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Never tried it
[24/10/2019, 11:43:34] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I mean my canadian friends do
[24/10/2019, 11:44:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I think Canadians lose their passport if they say anything bad about Tim hortons
[24/10/2019, 11:44:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[24/10/2019, 11:44:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: They're on Just Eat now.
[24/10/2019, 11:46:04] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: ... Getting a coffee delivery from a fast food coffee shop seems not worth it
[24/10/2019, 11:46:28] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: i wonder if theyll make enough to keep it on just eat
[24/10/2019, 11:46:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: They do food too!
[24/10/2019, 11:46:43] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: oh yeah thats true
[24/10/2019, 11:47:04] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: yknow where i could see it working?
[24/10/2019, 11:47:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Offices
[24/10/2019, 11:47:11] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: for meetings and stuff
[24/10/2019, 11:47:20] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: to get donuts and bagels and coffee
[24/10/2019, 11:48:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Definitely.
[24/10/2019, 11:48:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not sure why they opened up here tbh, but I'm not complaining.
[24/10/2019, 11:57:53] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: There opening one 2 minutes from my work, One french vanilla please.
[24/10/2019, 11:58:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice. :D I'm starting off with a hot chocolate. If they can't get that right, then they're terrible.
[24/10/2019, 12:00:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I saw one on Paisley on my way back from the house viewing on Saturday.

Paisley: promising future.
[24/10/2019, 12:01:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Paisley technically has two. :D One in Renfrew Road, one in Linwood Road.
[24/10/2019, 12:01:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Promising future
[24/10/2019, 12:02:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Absolutely.
[24/10/2019, 12:03:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm just trying to find it - saw it on a sign on the way through
[24/10/2019, 12:03:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Something like :
Paisley: Strong past, promising future
[24/10/2019, 12:05:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If it could get better bus links to Silverburn, it'd be a lot better.
[24/10/2019, 12:10:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But you've got Braehead!
[24/10/2019, 12:10:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The retail centre of the gods!
[24/10/2019, 12:18:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I like it here Bois n hurls
[24/10/2019, 12:18:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Glad to hear it pal 👍
[24/10/2019, 12:19:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ye made the write decision
[24/10/2019, 12:21:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: There built a tiny little retail park in London road for a farmfoods and Tim Hortons and a new agents For some reason Tim Hortons never happened, which was a shame as it would have been a great place to stop before going on the M74
[24/10/2019, 12:22:15] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Also the Tim Hortons they are opening up near me has a drive thru.
[24/10/2019, 12:22:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You in Tollcross then Alan?
[24/10/2019, 12:22:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Nah I was in Ballieston for a while
[24/10/2019, 12:22:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Stay in Airdrie now, Work in Cumbernauld.
[24/10/2019, 12:24:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Takes ages to get there though.
[24/10/2019, 13:20:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.crowdcube.com/companies/the-muff-liquor-company/pitches/qYWErZ?utm_source=selligent&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=weekly_summary_email_inactive&utm_content=&utm_term=_3043744&m_i=ApzEoAcgGpYmkYN7vL089rx5GV%2BKXmh3HxwSu77DfgsrmBErOsKicKKWYQV8ib66MzHDI0kmbqcQqhlMWjCE3JOMkxrT4Lfqrn

3 days left to buy shares in muff
[24/10/2019, 13:29:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm an original muff diver
[24/10/2019, 13:48:29] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Eyyyyyyyy
[24/10/2019, 13:49:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👈😎👈
[24/10/2019, 13:49:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "No muff too tuff, we dive at five"
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[24/10/2019, 16:06:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
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[24/10/2019, 16:13:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Milk is my spirit animal
[24/10/2019, 16:13:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All tasty and strong
[24/10/2019, 16:13:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And whitenas fuck
[24/10/2019, 16:13:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: White*
[24/10/2019, 16:13:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thoughts?
[24/10/2019, 16:14:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cream is my spirit animal
[24/10/2019, 16:14:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Specifically when added to coffee
[24/10/2019, 16:14:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Coffee & cream, it's the dream team!
[24/10/2019, 16:14:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Makes ya gleam.
[24/10/2019, 16:15:29] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Poetry in a group chat? Whats the world coming to
[24/10/2019, 16:15:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nae sure tegan eh
[24/10/2019, 16:20:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Am a poet an ah didnae no it
[24/10/2019, 16:20:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did I get that right?
[24/10/2019, 16:22:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[24/10/2019, 16:22:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm always working on my "patter" as you "weegies" and other "scotch" folk call it
[24/10/2019, 16:23:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Scotch? Wit
‎[24/10/2019, 16:23:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[24/10/2019, 16:24:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤭
[24/10/2019, 16:40:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Think that's enough for a deportation order?
[24/10/2019, 16:45:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Normally it would be
[24/10/2019, 16:45:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But I like his bike so I’ll vouch for him to stay for now
[24/10/2019, 16:52:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry stu you can't take it for a ride
[24/10/2019, 16:52:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aarom had an accident today
[24/10/2019, 16:53:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Did you eat all the biscuits
[24/10/2019, 16:55:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If its the tea cakes I can't blame you
[24/10/2019, 16:57:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: In the unlikely event of a divorce, I’ll get my own and we can go for a Scotland tour
[24/10/2019, 16:57:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Bacon is all gone?
[24/10/2019, 16:58:11] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Spilled milk on your shoes?
[24/10/2019, 16:58:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och the suspense..
[24/10/2019, 16:58:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👈😎👈
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[24/10/2019, 17:05:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Right at this point I think it's fair to declare Aaron dead. How shall we split his assets?
[24/10/2019, 17:05:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll take his pecs
[24/10/2019, 17:06:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Bagsy the biscuits
[24/10/2019, 17:08:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: His boat is still parked up (docked?) so it hasn’t been an accident at sea at least
[24/10/2019, 17:15:00] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Sank into the harbour, probably Aaron's mistake :(
‎[24/10/2019, 17:35:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[24/10/2019, 17:40:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aaaaargh works totally fucked up my tax code
[24/10/2019, 17:40:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Now I'm going to get massively short paid and I really don't need that right now.
[24/10/2019, 17:45:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nice
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[24/10/2019, 18:11:38] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Friendly neighbourhood gimp here advising you all to enjoy your dihydrocodeine and Valium responsibly
[24/10/2019, 18:19:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wave at my work.
‎[24/10/2019, 18:28:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎sticker omitted
[24/10/2019, 18:30:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thanks. 😁
[24/10/2019, 18:46:09] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Yeah... responsible
[24/10/2019, 18:46:12] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Yeah
[24/10/2019, 19:49:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anybody got a link for the fitbaw
[24/10/2019, 21:16:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw
[24/10/2019, 21:17:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nobody up for talkies
[24/10/2019, 21:23:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm making soup. Fun never stops here.
[24/10/2019, 21:24:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Gotta give a presentation about malaria tomorrow so I'm practicing. Thrilling stuff
[24/10/2019, 21:30:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm burned out from stressing about getting short paid this month
[24/10/2019, 21:32:18] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Working on a research project all damn day and i swear some of these organizations have never heard of record keeping
[24/10/2019, 21:33:46] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Me too
[24/10/2019, 21:33:52] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Me fucking too
[24/10/2019, 21:34:00] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Gonna get like
[24/10/2019, 21:34:28] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: What's 8x125
[24/10/2019, 21:34:55] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Then minus tax
[24/10/2019, 21:35:02] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Am fooked
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[24/10/2019, 23:53:07] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: @447974423860
[25/10/2019, 07:50:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM
[25/10/2019, 08:35:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
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[25/10/2019, 08:58:16] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: There's a woman putting on mascara on my bus. Surprised she hasn't lost an eye
[25/10/2019, 09:01:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve never seen a bus with make up on
‎[25/10/2019, 09:01:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[25/10/2019, 09:02:29] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Bruh. I was very careful in my use of prepositions :(
[25/10/2019, 09:03:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I know, bad early morning joke sorry
[25/10/2019, 09:07:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Got me keys!
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[25/10/2019, 09:08:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nice! Where were they?
[25/10/2019, 09:08:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Left them in toolststion
[25/10/2019, 09:09:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Which when you think about it, Is all your fault stu. I was only there because you didn't have a oil filter tool haha
[25/10/2019, 09:09:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Why'd you loose my keys stu?
[25/10/2019, 09:09:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Haha, sorry 😢
[25/10/2019, 09:10:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Every time I check your boat is in the same spot, have you moved yet?
[25/10/2019, 09:11:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Maybe he's lost his boat keys.
[25/10/2019, 09:17:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Terrible thing to lose, that.
[25/10/2019, 09:32:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No stu there's no work for us so we're on standby
[25/10/2019, 09:32:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Happy ur checking tho
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[25/10/2019, 10:26:47] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ok i have noticed so many businesses telling us what their christmas menu is. Why do they release it early?
[25/10/2019, 10:27:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Because it’s time to get into the Christmas spirit!!!
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[25/10/2019, 10:28:34] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Like do you buy it early? Or just to make you want to buy it in a month?
[25/10/2019, 10:35:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm pretty sure places like Costa and Starbucks will release the menu at the same time you can buy it.
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[25/10/2019, 10:44:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ok now that’s the part I don’t like
[25/10/2019, 10:45:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol why?
[25/10/2019, 10:45:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not a fan of him
[25/10/2019, 10:47:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: He's not too find of your either, I hear
[25/10/2019, 10:47:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So at least it's mutual
[25/10/2019, 10:48:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gah. FOND.
[25/10/2019, 10:51:36] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[25/10/2019, 10:52:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He's got a voice as smooth as butter. What's not to like?
[25/10/2019, 10:53:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The repetitiveness
[25/10/2019, 10:55:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Christmas is repetitive!
[25/10/2019, 10:55:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Varied repetitive
[25/10/2019, 10:55:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We haven't had a good Christmas song since Don't Let The Bells End!
[25/10/2019, 10:55:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: He’s just constant
[25/10/2019, 10:55:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Wait, have you heard the Christmas donkey song?
[25/10/2019, 10:56:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe?
[25/10/2019, 10:56:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Go on, jog my memory again. 🙄
[25/10/2019, 10:56:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM
[25/10/2019, 10:57:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What's this Christmas donkey song I'm hearing about for the first time?
[25/10/2019, 10:58:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Click the link and prepare to be enlightened.
[25/10/2019, 10:59:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hah! I'm not falling for that trap
[25/10/2019, 11:28:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What happened the last time?
[25/10/2019, 11:28:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nothing. I've never fallen for that trap
[25/10/2019, 11:29:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Smart man. Don't want to get infected. It's definitely a slow burner.
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[25/10/2019, 12:00:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
[25/10/2019, 12:10:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You two can decide which one is which. 😋
[25/10/2019, 12:15:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha
[25/10/2019, 12:15:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Up to u Stuart
[25/10/2019, 12:20:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ooh how formal
[25/10/2019, 12:25:29] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Stuart Cockmonger and Aaron Redbeard, putting the fear into everyone on the high seas
[25/10/2019, 12:26:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's not all they're putting into everyone.
[25/10/2019, 12:26:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha
[25/10/2019, 12:34:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[25/10/2019, 12:53:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[25/10/2019, 13:54:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's the plan this weekend troops?
[25/10/2019, 14:00:44] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Nothing much here
[25/10/2019, 14:06:46] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: And yourself?
[25/10/2019, 14:07:04] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Did you manage to find the issue with your excel in the end by the way?
[25/10/2019, 14:08:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh crap.
[25/10/2019, 14:08:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No.
[25/10/2019, 14:09:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Completely forgot.
[25/10/2019, 14:09:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Shall I send it now?
[25/10/2019, 14:13:50] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: You can sure
[25/10/2019, 14:15:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu
‎[25/10/2019, 14:19:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[25/10/2019, 14:20:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Miss u
‎[25/10/2019, 14:20:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[25/10/2019, 14:26:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al be home soon babe
‎[25/10/2019, 14:27:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[25/10/2019, 14:28:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can't help it x
[25/10/2019, 14:29:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It is very sweet. Gives me hope for all mankind, almost.
‎[25/10/2019, 14:39:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[25/10/2019, 14:39:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: She does Christmas correctly
[25/10/2019, 14:40:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[25/10/2019, 15:08:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oooh pigs in blankets
[25/10/2019, 15:09:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Btw I live that I can use the self serve checkouts at supermarkets to get rid of my coppers and pay the rest with card.

That a life pro tip right there.
[25/10/2019, 15:10:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Top adulting there Jase.
[25/10/2019, 15:10:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: RBS in Cumbernauld town centre has a change machine that puts it straight into your account, I love it
[25/10/2019, 15:10:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s also the only reason I ever go to the town centre
[25/10/2019, 15:13:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Get in loser, we're getting Monzo accounts.
[25/10/2019, 15:14:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Starling is my fav!
[25/10/2019, 15:14:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pffffffffffffffffffffft
[25/10/2019, 15:15:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I got the prepaid Monzo when I first arrived in the UK, then the current account as soon as it was available. Straightaway got my salary switched to it. Never looked back 😎
[25/10/2019, 15:19:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right the options tonight
[25/10/2019, 15:19:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Couple beers
[25/10/2019, 15:20:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Couple valium and watch a film
[25/10/2019, 15:20:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Why not all 3?
[25/10/2019, 15:20:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but am talking about going out
[25/10/2019, 15:20:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah
[25/10/2019, 15:20:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al be a fucking mess if I do all three
[25/10/2019, 15:20:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Where you?
[25/10/2019, 15:20:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Go find some mermaids.
[25/10/2019, 15:21:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am tied up no far from the pub so
[25/10/2019, 15:21:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye but what county/disctrict/whatever?
[25/10/2019, 15:22:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Burgh even
[25/10/2019, 15:22:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och Jase have you not been paying attention? He's in Lowestoft!
[25/10/2019, 15:23:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye but I've been in and out. I'm far too narcissistic to remember the details of other people's lives
[25/10/2019, 15:24:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Rubbish brother!
[25/10/2019, 15:24:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Och mon, the airbed I've been sleeping on the last 4 weeks got a hole last night and deflated. My back is fucken killing me the day. Tesco replaced it though. New premier inn bed in ~2 weeks. Can't wait.
[25/10/2019, 15:26:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooft that's bleak.
[25/10/2019, 15:35:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not too bad actually, besides last night. I've got all my nice bedding for the new bed on it and it's super comfy for an air bed. Been sleeping really well the last 4 weeks
[25/10/2019, 15:35:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Still though, the new bed will be amazing. Same bed they put in the Premier inns, and I love those beds
[25/10/2019, 15:36:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm a trash person 🤷‍♂️
[25/10/2019, 15:40:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nothing much better than a great bed.
[25/10/2019, 15:40:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye
[25/10/2019, 15:41:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've bought linen sheets and nice pillows. Luxury.
[25/10/2019, 15:42:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's the thread count on those bad boys?
[25/10/2019, 15:48:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ye don't count the threads when it's linen, that's for peasant materials like cotton
[25/10/2019, 15:49:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sorry boss.
[25/10/2019, 15:49:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu coming doon to lowestoft
[25/10/2019, 15:49:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Impregnate the place
[25/10/2019, 15:49:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve been near there!
[25/10/2019, 15:50:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: About 20 miles north in winterton-on-sea
[25/10/2019, 15:50:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Any mini stu's there
[25/10/2019, 15:50:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol no, was there with mrs
[25/10/2019, 15:51:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: .... And?
[25/10/2019, 15:51:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Been faithful for all 14 years so far!
[25/10/2019, 15:51:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hold on
[25/10/2019, 15:51:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stop the fucking boat
[25/10/2019, 15:51:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What about me?
[25/10/2019, 15:51:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[25/10/2019, 15:51:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Yours boats already stopped cos there’s no work
[25/10/2019, 15:52:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but
[25/10/2019, 15:52:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Figure of speech
[25/10/2019, 15:52:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You trying to say we're no official
[25/10/2019, 15:52:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man we gonnae end up on some Jeremy Kyle type show where I need to tell Aaron that Stu's no his da?
[25/10/2019, 15:53:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: As long as you've learned something.
‎[25/10/2019, 15:53:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[25/10/2019, 15:53:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I have. Cheers bud.
[25/10/2019, 15:54:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If you ever get linen bedding, you'll also experience the joy of how soft and comfortable it is after being washed, too. It's incredible stuff. Environmentally friendly too.
[25/10/2019, 15:55:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Might ask Santa for some.
[25/10/2019, 15:56:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: IKEA does some much cheaper than other places. Still pricey though.
[25/10/2019, 15:56:33] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: You count weight. :P
[25/10/2019, 15:57:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye well it pretty fucken heavy going from the washer to the dryer 😂
[25/10/2019, 15:57:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good thing I've got a combi then.
[25/10/2019, 15:59:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[25/10/2019, 15:59:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not a fan. Dryer never quite dries
[25/10/2019, 16:00:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thought my 8kg condenser dryer is probably a bit overkill for little ol me
[25/10/2019, 16:00:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Still, £80 off fb marketplace, cannae say nae tae that!
[25/10/2019, 16:28:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cheap as chips except chips are significantly cheaper.
[25/10/2019, 16:29:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I haven't had chips in quite a while
[25/10/2019, 16:30:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Come to think of it have I even had any at all since I've been back...?
[25/10/2019, 16:30:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't think I have. Not proper chip shop chips anyway.
[25/10/2019, 16:31:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That means it's been since at least some time in July 😬
[25/10/2019, 16:34:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: @447932795038 https://www.powerhouse-fitness.co.uk/bodymax-cf470-plus-series-premium-package-with-145kg-rubber-radial-olympic-barbell-kit

Or 

https://www.powerhouse-fitness.co.uk/package-8-bodymax-cf485-power-rack-with-disc-loading-high-low-cable-pulley-attachment-145kg-rubber-olympic-weight-kit-and-bodymax-cf430-bench

Would the cheaper one be ok? I want a gym in the garage because I don’t have time to go to a gym
[25/10/2019, 16:40:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hmmm
[25/10/2019, 16:40:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: U looking for general fitness
[25/10/2019, 16:48:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Also to get a bit bigger like I used to be, im wasting away
[25/10/2019, 17:40:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Need to start using the twins as barbells and get in on those deadlifts.
[25/10/2019, 17:45:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cheap ane would be okay
[25/10/2019, 17:45:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: High reps
[25/10/2019, 17:45:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right
[25/10/2019, 17:46:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Does anyone here have a girl who is looking for a man like me
[25/10/2019, 17:46:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Since stu is cheating
[25/10/2019, 17:46:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I still fancy the fuck outa him
[25/10/2019, 17:46:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think tinder is full of that type of girl mate
[25/10/2019, 17:46:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but at's just for shah's
[25/10/2019, 17:46:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shags
[25/10/2019, 17:47:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 8 want love
[25/10/2019, 17:49:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah well you're shit out of luck, sorry mate
[25/10/2019, 17:49:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jase ah thought we was mates
[25/10/2019, 17:49:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stu might want you and need you, but there ain't no way he's ever gonna love you
[25/10/2019, 17:50:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu
[25/10/2019, 17:50:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But two out of three ain't bad
[25/10/2019, 17:50:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wtaf
[25/10/2019, 17:50:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mates tell hard truths.
[25/10/2019, 17:50:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah ain't gonnae sugar coat life
[25/10/2019, 17:50:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Love yi jase
[25/10/2019, 17:50:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But stu
[25/10/2019, 17:51:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He's just a fucking stud
[25/10/2019, 17:51:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[25/10/2019, 17:51:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But scrawny though
[25/10/2019, 17:51:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Fucked it bois
‎[25/10/2019, 17:51:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[25/10/2019, 17:51:53] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Been doing loads of core exercises and I’ve just picked up my trumpet
[25/10/2019, 17:52:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Get em!
[25/10/2019, 17:52:10] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Guess what need a lot of core to play
[25/10/2019, 17:52:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hey man he even admitted it himself
[25/10/2019, 17:52:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oich
[25/10/2019, 17:52:32] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Aye
[25/10/2019, 17:52:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Went to do a warm up before a gig tonight
[25/10/2019, 17:52:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah me and stu is just pure promance
[25/10/2019, 17:52:48] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: And I’m dead
[25/10/2019, 17:52:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I can actually feel it and I've never played trumpet in mah life
[25/10/2019, 17:52:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bromance
[25/10/2019, 17:53:11] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: If you want a lesson give me a shout
[25/10/2019, 17:53:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Do you also teach the rusty trombone?
[25/10/2019, 17:53:49] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: It’s double my usual fee
[25/10/2019, 17:53:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair.
[25/10/2019, 17:54:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maaaaarcus! How'd yer audition go pal?
[25/10/2019, 17:54:26] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Ehhhh idk tbh
[25/10/2019, 17:54:32] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I sent it in
[25/10/2019, 17:54:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: The prepared and technical bits were good
[25/10/2019, 17:55:03] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: The improvisation was meh but I was expecting that cause I’m shit at it
[25/10/2019, 17:55:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I actually do 😂
[25/10/2019, 17:55:12] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: The sightreading was okish
[25/10/2019, 17:55:21] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: But I’m waiting to hear back
[25/10/2019, 17:55:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: When will that happen?
[25/10/2019, 17:55:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: My agent talks to the guys every week so I’m waiting for Monday to hear bac
[25/10/2019, 17:55:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ahh okay.
[25/10/2019, 17:55:52] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: But it could be up to 4 weeks
[25/10/2019, 17:55:55] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: So hey ho
[25/10/2019, 17:56:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft that's bleak.
[25/10/2019, 17:56:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fingers crossed though bud.
[25/10/2019, 17:56:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 💪💪💪
[25/10/2019, 17:57:26] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: On another note, this week has been my first time working in the Kings
[25/10/2019, 17:57:30] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: So that’s nice
[25/10/2019, 17:57:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Moving up in the world!
[25/10/2019, 17:58:01] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Slowly but surely, but £50 a show is nice
[25/10/2019, 17:58:14] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Especially when I can sit on my phone for a bit of it
[25/10/2019, 17:59:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cannae wait til you hit big and I can say I knew ye before you were famous. 😂
[25/10/2019, 17:59:31] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: 😂😂 imma put a large doubt on getting famous
[25/10/2019, 18:01:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Get on BGT. 😁
[25/10/2019, 18:02:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I think I’d rather peel off my scrote with a rusty teaspoon than do that thanks 😂
[25/10/2019, 18:04:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that's a reasonable reaction
[25/10/2019, 18:04:55] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Sorry I’ve had family that made it to the semi finals of it and the number of control Sico has on you is unreal
[25/10/2019, 18:05:20] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Like I think 50% of your profit from gigs goes to big simon
[25/10/2019, 18:05:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bloody hell.
[25/10/2019, 18:08:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye all those talent shows are not worth it
[25/10/2019, 18:08:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Had a pal when I was at uni get into whatever the original version was for singers only - she was adamant she didn't want to win it
[25/10/2019, 18:10:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can't even remember what it was called. Before xfactor and <country> has talent
[25/10/2019, 18:10:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Circa 2005
[25/10/2019, 18:10:53] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Pop idol?
[25/10/2019, 18:11:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah
[25/10/2019, 18:11:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's it. NZ Idol in this case
[25/10/2019, 18:32:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lost my zonecard. 😭
[25/10/2019, 18:33:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bus pass?
[25/10/2019, 18:34:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hopefully someone will hand it in. Bloody annoying man.
[25/10/2019, 18:34:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye.
[25/10/2019, 18:34:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Och, aye
[25/10/2019, 18:36:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Annual ticket as well. 😭
[25/10/2019, 18:37:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They cancel & transfer lost ones, no?
[25/10/2019, 18:39:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't think so, no refunds or replacements.
[25/10/2019, 18:40:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Emailed McGill's lost and found.
[25/10/2019, 18:44:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cunts.
[25/10/2019, 19:05:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right troops.
[25/10/2019, 19:05:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Left troops.
[25/10/2019, 19:05:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Who uses apple cider vinegar and what do you use it for?
[25/10/2019, 19:05:52] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Sauces and shit
[25/10/2019, 19:05:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Central troops.
[25/10/2019, 19:06:10] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: A wee dod in a stew is good
[25/10/2019, 19:06:11] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I use it sometimes for baking or for drinks that need lemon juice when im out
[25/10/2019, 19:06:30] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: also good to throw a splash when making stock
[25/10/2019, 19:11:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What does it taste like? Apples, cider or vinegar?
[25/10/2019, 19:12:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or none of the above.
[25/10/2019, 19:17:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Wife used it to remove  wart from my sons foot.
[25/10/2019, 19:18:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lovely!
[25/10/2019, 19:20:59] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Kinda all of the above? Sugarfree kombucha that smells of apple
[25/10/2019, 19:21:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay, will buy a bottle.
[25/10/2019, 19:24:35] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Honestly i find it makes a better hot toddy that lemon juice does
[25/10/2019, 19:24:47] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: but i love vinegars and kombucha
[25/10/2019, 19:54:04] Neil: Having drinks tomorrow in Dram from 7pm if anybody fancies coming out. Will post again tomorrow.
[25/10/2019, 21:20:11] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Lol one of the mains on the stage tonight come on at the wrong time and shouted oh shit into her mic 😂😂😂
[25/10/2019, 21:20:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: The whole band were in tears 😂
[25/10/2019, 21:22:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[25/10/2019, 22:28:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just found ive been short paid due to tax, £250 in tax! Instead of the £36 I'm meant tonpay
[25/10/2019, 22:29:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's a conspiracy!
[25/10/2019, 22:29:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hopefully work is sorting mine out before the money actually gets paid out, as long as it doesn't take too long for hmrc to get the correct tax code to them
[25/10/2019, 22:31:25] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I don't know how much work fucked it, I gave them my P45 and the letter from HMRC explaing my new tax code.
[25/10/2019, 22:32:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I didn't even know I needed to do anything with my P45 since I was going back to the same employer
[25/10/2019, 22:32:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And I'm a dumb foreigner
[25/10/2019, 22:33:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I gave them mine because I had it, They wanted me to fill in a form for when you don't have your P45, I'm like I've got it will bring it in. Sorted.
[25/10/2019, 22:33:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: FUCK YOU ANYWAY
[25/10/2019, 22:44:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm just hoping I get this months pay fixed, and for bonus points a refund of the over tax I paid last month (didn't notice because it was a short month anyway)
[25/10/2019, 23:05:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I got plenty of bank to take with me to America. Happy daaaaays.
[26/10/2019, 00:15:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Makin' it rain!
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[26/10/2019, 00:28:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Told you you’d thank yourself for that overtime!
[26/10/2019, 00:37:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: More to come tomorrow so I don't need to cancel Christmas. Yaaaassss.
[26/10/2019, 00:39:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Dominic will thank you
[26/10/2019, 00:41:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He better or no carrots for him.
[26/10/2019, 07:40:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Heyyy
[26/10/2019, 07:42:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Moooorning
[26/10/2019, 08:07:26] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Morning all
[26/10/2019, 08:08:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: TIL people actually get up super early on a Saturday morning to go to braehead. 😳
[26/10/2019, 08:25:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yep it how you avoid the worst of the crowds
[26/10/2019, 08:30:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yes but it also means getting out of bed.
[26/10/2019, 08:38:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Plus anything I can get in braehead, I can get online.
[26/10/2019, 09:49:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am getting pished the night
[26/10/2019, 09:50:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaldy.
[26/10/2019, 09:51:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Why wait?
[26/10/2019, 09:52:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Good question!
‎[26/10/2019, 09:53:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[26/10/2019, 09:53:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av got valium remember, good substitute
[26/10/2019, 09:53:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank u doctored lowestoft xo
[26/10/2019, 09:53:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Doctor
[26/10/2019, 10:08:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Zonecard was found and handed in at the depot. Fucking yaldy man.
[26/10/2019, 10:08:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😲
[26/10/2019, 10:08:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just need to brave the mean streets of Johnstone.
[26/10/2019, 10:08:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Bae caught me moppin
[26/10/2019, 10:09:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aaron's found a bae already? Poor Stu!
[26/10/2019, 10:11:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha
[26/10/2019, 10:20:13] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Good to hear!
[26/10/2019, 10:22:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Absolutely! 😁
[26/10/2019, 12:11:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🎉🎊🎉🎊
[26/10/2019, 12:13:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gah, replacement airbed already has a leak. Back to tesco with it.
[26/10/2019, 12:27:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck sake, what a palaver!
[26/10/2019, 12:31:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ive never had an air bed that didn’t leak, dunno why they’re so bad. You did well having one last 4 weeks!
[26/10/2019, 12:35:43] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Stop using it so vigorously man
[26/10/2019, 13:49:57] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Do we still have the resident lama/alpaca lover?
[26/10/2019, 13:55:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: OK folks, can anyone help me out with acquiring a small amount of weed? I'm on doctors orders to rest and I'm bored AF.
[26/10/2019, 13:56:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[26/10/2019, 14:00:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Only got dihydrocodeine which is nowhere near as fun as Aaron's diazepam
[26/10/2019, 14:05:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Stu definitely has a contact.
[26/10/2019, 14:05:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He's a sketchy break-your-heart type.
[26/10/2019, 14:06:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Help us @447919194788 -bi won kenobi, you're our only hope!
[26/10/2019, 14:10:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: If you’d asked about a week ago I could’ve helped
[26/10/2019, 14:10:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: None left now though sorry!
[26/10/2019, 14:12:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Och, aye
[26/10/2019, 14:12:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Although if you don’t mind driving to Coatbridge I could try and help get you in touch with someone
[26/10/2019, 14:13:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hmm could do, it's only 20min away
[26/10/2019, 14:14:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not someone I know, friend of a friend. I’ll see what I can do and let you know
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‎[26/10/2019, 14:15:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[26/10/2019, 14:15:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cheers pal!
[26/10/2019, 14:19:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know contacts boyo
[26/10/2019, 14:20:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's a race!
[26/10/2019, 14:25:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So I'm not 100% sure about about the airbed. Might just be breaking in to my bulk as it only lost a wee bit of pressure. I'll give it another night.
[26/10/2019, 14:27:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stay tuned.
[26/10/2019, 14:28:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No luck for me, you can win the race!
[26/10/2019, 14:28:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cheers for having a look
[26/10/2019, 14:35:24] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What we trying to get?
[26/10/2019, 14:37:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Da green
[26/10/2019, 14:42:38] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You could ask my neighbours
[26/10/2019, 14:43:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: When you walk into the close you can smell the green
[26/10/2019, 14:44:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Mine too, though you'll need to get past the fact their door used to have "2QUID 2'QID" written on in in marker and has a giant knife (?) stab mark in it
[26/10/2019, 14:45:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😐
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[26/10/2019, 14:51:38] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Different type of green...
[26/10/2019, 14:51:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Can do you some diazepam
[26/10/2019, 14:53:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Hey that's my shtick! What one is that?
[26/10/2019, 14:57:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[26/10/2019, 14:58:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬
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[26/10/2019, 15:53:33] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Ok, we just registered to historic Scotland for unlimited access for a year to these places, where should we go next? (we have a car and are typically around on the weekends)
[26/10/2019, 15:54:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Where are you based?
[26/10/2019, 15:54:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Some sites and now closed for the season
[26/10/2019, 15:54:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any of you live near or in Clydebank?
[26/10/2019, 15:59:48] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Live in Bridgeton
[26/10/2019, 16:02:26] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Easy motorway link, If you haven't already go to Edinburgh castle to get it out the way. Although I'd do it over a few visits cause it's a good size, But remember it's more of a tourist attraction and less of a castle. Glorified military fort. Not castle.
[26/10/2019, 16:03:38] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Trip there's £20 a head so two people there twice and your memberships already paying for itself.
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[26/10/2019, 16:29:57] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Anyone going out for haloween next week?
[26/10/2019, 16:33:01] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Apparently I'm going to the garage on Friday.
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[26/10/2019, 16:49:42] Neil: Having drinks in Dram tonight from 7pm if I can tempt any of you guys out for a beer 🍺 https://glasgow.social/tags/geeksocial
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[26/10/2019, 16:52:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I spy on the monitor that you’re still docked up
[26/10/2019, 16:52:50] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Correct my darling
[26/10/2019, 17:07:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m guessing you still get paid the same if there’s work or not?
[26/10/2019, 17:16:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Someone's gotta squab the poop deck
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[26/10/2019, 17:20:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It was just the large ones here
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[26/10/2019, 17:48:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s either a really fancy boat or you’ve managed to escape
[26/10/2019, 17:51:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av escaped
[26/10/2019, 17:51:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👏🏽
[26/10/2019, 17:51:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬:  The Joseph Conrad (18-32 Station Square, Lowestoft): https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Joseph-Conrad/967439966746163
‎[26/10/2019, 17:52:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[26/10/2019, 17:53:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Have u no fucking added my number
[26/10/2019, 17:53:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu I see a domestic coming on
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[26/10/2019, 18:04:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[26/10/2019, 18:04:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oooft
[26/10/2019, 18:04:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Love u brother
[26/10/2019, 18:11:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gonnae need to see if Stu's love is reciprocated by his name in your phone.
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[26/10/2019, 18:22:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye but if that was a boat I’d be impressed!
[26/10/2019, 19:24:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Zonecard isn't at the depot. Yaaaassss. 😭
[26/10/2019, 19:30:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Didn't they say that it was though?
[26/10/2019, 19:33:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah and I'm sure she said it was Johnstone but I'll try my luck at inchinnan in the morning. What a pain in the tits, man.
[26/10/2019, 19:34:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fuck I'll say
[26/10/2019, 19:42:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Was meant to respond earlier - no going out for me at the moment, but keep letting us know when you're doing these.
[26/10/2019, 19:45:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Forgot to reply to that too!
[26/10/2019, 19:45:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Tough for me to find free time, but if I ever can I’ll be there
[26/10/2019, 19:48:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Not for me today either
[26/10/2019, 19:49:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Easy fix man, just leave the kids at the fire station. Jobs a goodun.
[26/10/2019, 19:56:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Tempting!
[26/10/2019, 21:07:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think I'll be skint until next year after this holiday and Christmas. Let me know when the first 2020 night out is.
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[26/10/2019, 23:23:24] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Hey
[26/10/2019, 23:28:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Hey!
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[27/10/2019, 01:54:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Boat life seems good!
[27/10/2019, 02:00:33] ‎‪+44 7919 194788‬ changed this group's icon
[27/10/2019, 02:17:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It isb
[27/10/2019, 02:53:01] ‎‪+44 7919 194788‬ deleted this group's icon
[27/10/2019, 07:19:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I
[27/10/2019, 07:19:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am
[27/10/2019, 07:19:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fucked
‎[27/10/2019, 07:26:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[27/10/2019, 07:27:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och bless.
[27/10/2019, 07:27:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki
[27/10/2019, 07:27:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Help me x
[27/10/2019, 07:27:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's the matter dlll
[27/10/2019, 07:27:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Doll*
[27/10/2019, 07:28:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am still pished but the bad pished
[27/10/2019, 07:28:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Been to bed?
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[27/10/2019, 07:29:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think you should go back to bed tbh
[27/10/2019, 07:29:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This isn't a decent hour
[27/10/2019, 07:29:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can't sleep
[27/10/2019, 07:30:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's technically half 8
[27/10/2019, 07:30:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: True except it isn't
[27/10/2019, 07:30:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Suns just barely up
[27/10/2019, 07:31:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If you want, you can join me on my wild goose chase to find my sodding zonecard.
[27/10/2019, 07:32:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al come help u
[27/10/2019, 07:32:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Where did they say it was at
[27/10/2019, 07:33:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm sure they said it was in Johnstone but when I went there last night they said it wasn't there
[27/10/2019, 07:33:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So I'm trying my luck with inchinnan
[27/10/2019, 07:35:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If it's no there idk wtf I'm gonnae do
[27/10/2019, 07:36:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al buy yi a new ane
[27/10/2019, 07:42:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You haven't even been paid yet!
[27/10/2019, 07:43:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sooo they said it wasn't in inchinnan and I asked her to phone the Johnstone depot and the Johnstone depot says it's there.
[27/10/2019, 07:43:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I am so fucking angry rn
[27/10/2019, 07:56:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wtf
[27/10/2019, 07:57:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think you should come up here and deck the cunt that said it wasn't there.
[27/10/2019, 08:21:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bus ticket acquired. Someone bring coffee.
[27/10/2019, 08:48:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am away hae to hae 4 valium and a coffee to sort me oot
[27/10/2019, 08:55:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I just farted and it Smells like freshly buttered toast
[27/10/2019, 08:56:02] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: It’s making me hungry
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[27/10/2019, 08:58:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Work starts in 2 minutes and I'm still in Paisley. Can we just cancel today please?
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[27/10/2019, 09:06:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Go to sleep!
[27/10/2019, 09:06:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cocaine is bad for ur health
[27/10/2019, 09:06:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ^
[27/10/2019, 09:06:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Listen to Stu.
[27/10/2019, 09:07:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am at "work"
[27/10/2019, 09:07:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Say it's against your religion to toil on the Sabbath.
[27/10/2019, 09:07:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The skipper is getting told am going to asda and that's it
[27/10/2019, 09:07:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then Al get a p45
[27/10/2019, 09:07:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right okay pal, just brave it out then.
[27/10/2019, 09:08:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah will
[27/10/2019, 09:08:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good lad.
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[27/10/2019, 09:57:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👏🏽👏🏽
[27/10/2019, 10:01:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Castle Sunday!
[27/10/2019, 10:01:25] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Away to Castle Semple first, Trying to get 3 or 4 tofay.
[27/10/2019, 10:11:12] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Just packing lunch and will be leaving soon too
[27/10/2019, 10:13:28] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Starting with Inchmahome Priory
[27/10/2019, 10:17:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah it ain't, we're back on GMT
[27/10/2019, 10:17:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🎉
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[27/10/2019, 10:27:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: OK so the airbed is fine and must have just been breaking in.
[27/10/2019, 11:02:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaldy.
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[27/10/2019, 11:23:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Looking for a change of mood?
Crimen Sollicitationis by Ska-P
https://open.spotify.com/track/7AqVXLf0mZA3s7SnNBiHz3?si=f373ByTPQRexfNrhUqNPQA
[27/10/2019, 11:24:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I definitely need more Ska in my life.
[27/10/2019, 11:25:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This would be a great 7am get up and kick arse song. Might make it my alarm.
[27/10/2019, 11:26:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Lol, don't look up the lyrics then
[27/10/2019, 11:26:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: WELL NOW I'M GOING TO.
[27/10/2019, 11:30:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh okay yeah that's something.
[27/10/2019, 11:30:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Are all their songs like that?
[27/10/2019, 11:32:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I haven't listened to much of them yet. I've been on a kick of listening to different Basque musicians. I made a Spotify playlist of everything I could find and I'm playing through it on shuffle.
[27/10/2019, 11:33:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's almost 55 hours of music
[27/10/2019, 11:33:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice.
[27/10/2019, 11:33:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm getting hooked. It's so energetic.
[27/10/2019, 11:36:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: This one's kind of fun too

 Sarri, Sarri by Kortatu
https://open.spotify.com/track/3Ikl1NP2ZnR2QktOqkdQfi?si=8D5c2uBJSkSdfrGlTzdeXQ
[27/10/2019, 11:49:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Here's some more I've enjoyed. A variety of styles.

Basque Stuff
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/35iVdwEzwZudih7a9B50RS?si=aHplv7KiQw2JwFDTeU4yqQ
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[27/10/2019, 11:52:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Castle Semple Church, Built in 1504, Out lasted the castle.
[27/10/2019, 11:54:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ooh, I've been there! Didn't recognise the name. Beautiful area. The lochwinnoch rspb site is nice too
[27/10/2019, 12:04:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is ska big in Spain / Basque country?
[27/10/2019, 12:07:47] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Not a clue! There does seem to be a fair amount of Ska-like Basque stuff on Spotify though. Lots of trad music too. I found a list of famous Basque bands/musicians and a lot of them were leaning toward metal/punk though
[27/10/2019, 12:08:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ahh, okay.
[27/10/2019, 12:09:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: "Bother The Police" 😂 sounds so polite!
[27/10/2019, 12:09:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Thought you might like that one!
[27/10/2019, 12:11:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😁
[27/10/2019, 12:30:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here’s a song for you… Agur jaunak by Oldarra
https://open.spotify.com/track/5QRquol9s4X87GkwzTXqfn?si=1COyAOVuQYWzZKMUOJXBzA
[27/10/2019, 12:30:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Back in church with this one Gabriel.
[27/10/2019, 12:32:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Seems so out of place with the tunes around it lol
[27/10/2019, 12:33:24] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Bit of a pain for access with kids, I ended up driving down a farm road instead where I could go see it quickly.
[27/10/2019, 12:37:13] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Winnie the poohs rebellious phase
[27/10/2019, 12:39:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
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[27/10/2019, 12:43:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Probably the only thing of interest in kilwinning.
[27/10/2019, 12:44:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Saw a video the other day of this guy chewing one of those insanely hot ghost peppers, being a pure big man, saying he didn't need milk or water and then he pussied out, went for some milk, and some guy in an Eeyore costume kicked him in the balls.
[27/10/2019, 12:44:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Very fun.
[27/10/2019, 12:44:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also there's a government building in kilwinning. Went for a job there but didn't get it. Feel free to piss on it. Wankers.
[27/10/2019, 12:48:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's apparently one of the traditional songs that every Basque person knows. I'm trying to learn Basque so I thought it would be a good one to have in my toolbelt
[27/10/2019, 12:49:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh neat!
[27/10/2019, 13:50:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Do you get a boat for that?
[27/10/2019, 14:13:05] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Yep, boat is included in annual pass cost, quite nice
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[27/10/2019, 14:37:14] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Very nice!
[27/10/2019, 14:43:24] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Where they filmed Monty Python
[27/10/2019, 14:52:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gorgeous day for it too. 😍
[27/10/2019, 16:38:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I just viewed this property: http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/74794789

It's actually more or less perfect. Not as spectacular as the one in Cambuslang, but it ticks all the boxes (and not only is the hob gas, the whole oven is 🤤), and it's minutes to work.
[27/10/2019, 16:39:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm going to see if I can get an offer in subject to finance.
[27/10/2019, 16:39:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Looks nice, good luck!
[27/10/2019, 16:40:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaassss mon the Renfrew.
[27/10/2019, 16:40:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cheers!
[27/10/2019, 18:04:54] ‎‪+44 7974 423860‬ changed this group's icon
[27/10/2019, 18:09:11] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Good luck jase!!
[27/10/2019, 19:00:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thanks!
[27/10/2019, 19:00:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. Soo convenient.
[27/10/2019, 19:36:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Love the group info photo!
[27/10/2019, 19:39:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh thanks. This googling shit is a tough business.
[27/10/2019, 19:40:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Where's the photo taken?
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[27/10/2019, 19:40:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Im guessing Glasgow but don't recognise it
[27/10/2019, 19:41:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh that's the good stuff my friend. It means fun times on the mountain are here!
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[27/10/2019, 19:44:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's beautiful, I just wish it could also be 30°
[27/10/2019, 19:45:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah you're thinking of that other white powder, usually harvested in places of at least that temp
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[27/10/2019, 20:16:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're correct, Gabriel. Back end of Royal Exchange Square.
[27/10/2019, 20:17:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I need someone right now x
[27/10/2019, 20:17:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447919194788
[27/10/2019, 20:17:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bestie alert is ringing.
[27/10/2019, 20:19:24] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Wish me luck for tomorrow, I’m going to prison
[27/10/2019, 20:19:55] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: And it’s in Edinburgh 😭
[27/10/2019, 20:20:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😘🤗
[27/10/2019, 20:21:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Doing a Johnny Cash thing?
[27/10/2019, 20:21:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Something like that
[27/10/2019, 20:21:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Doing loads of gigs tomorrow with a street orchestra
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[27/10/2019, 20:23:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jesus what a day
[27/10/2019, 20:23:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Gonna be v knackered at the end of it
[27/10/2019, 20:37:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sup?
[27/10/2019, 20:39:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: To hungover to wank himself, needs a hand
‎[27/10/2019, 20:39:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[27/10/2019, 20:40:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lost ma granny n no allowed home t see my family
[27/10/2019, 20:40:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ah shit, that’s terrible
[27/10/2019, 20:40:43] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oh fuck :/ sorry to hear it
[27/10/2019, 20:40:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah mate
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[27/10/2019, 20:42:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No the companies fault it was people before getting weeks off cause there wife's dad's dogs died
[27/10/2019, 21:00:08] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Your face is going to fall off
[27/10/2019, 21:13:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och Aaron I'm sorry bud. :(
[27/10/2019, 21:36:52] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Sorry to hear that aaron
[27/10/2019, 23:24:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That sucks, sorry to hear...
[28/10/2019, 06:34:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good lord, lady with cat has just had her car totalled. ☹️
[28/10/2019, 06:37:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Other car looks much worse. Looks horrific. 😐
[28/10/2019, 06:45:56] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Oh shit
[28/10/2019, 06:50:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah. ☹️ Imagine that happening at this time in the morning with these temps. I'd be freezing.
[28/10/2019, 06:50:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't see any ambulances so hopefully everyone's okay.
[28/10/2019, 06:53:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: In other news, Paisley town centre smells like farts.
[28/10/2019, 07:02:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It was -1.5 degrees when I got home last night 🥶
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[28/10/2019, 07:06:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Chilly baltic. 🤧❄️
[28/10/2019, 07:07:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Skies are so clear though which makes the sunrise look nice.
‎[28/10/2019, 07:45:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[28/10/2019, 07:45:35] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: This is ridiculous
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[28/10/2019, 07:58:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Confirmed: Gabriel is a big toasty cinnamon bun.
[28/10/2019, 07:58:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's ridiculous. 😐
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[28/10/2019, 08:06:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Great day to be working from home...
[28/10/2019, 08:07:56] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Looks like my client this week will be Glenmorangie Distillery, might be going there on Wednesday
[28/10/2019, 08:15:12] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’m going to need a hand today, I’ve got two ex shags on the tour with me and both are awk af
[28/10/2019, 08:16:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: The only solution is to propose you all go back to the bus and "work it out"
‎[28/10/2019, 08:17:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎GIF omitted
[28/10/2019, 08:18:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: One has a boyfriend who she said was in an open relationship, the other asked me once after I’d finished some fucking weird shit
[28/10/2019, 08:18:27] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: So imma steer clear
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[28/10/2019, 08:33:16] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Time to go skiing?
[28/10/2019, 08:35:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[28/10/2019, 08:37:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m not sure what hills those are but I’d be more than happy to carry my snowboard up there
[28/10/2019, 09:13:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Green Mac and cheese. Would you?
[28/10/2019, 09:14:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Depends on why it's green...
[28/10/2019, 09:14:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Perfect answer
[28/10/2019, 09:15:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Spinach, parsley, milk.
[28/10/2019, 09:17:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Probably not, why ruin a perfectly good mac and cheese!?
[28/10/2019, 09:18:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean I like Mac and cheese, and I like spinach and I like parsley. But I'm not sure I'd put them together.
[28/10/2019, 09:18:20] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I mean theres putting spinach in your mac and cheese to force yourself to eat veg and then theres charging more for the privilege
[28/10/2019, 09:18:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[28/10/2019, 09:19:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: If you want properly green food just eat saag paneer
[28/10/2019, 09:20:14] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Everything else is just trying to have as much spinach as god-tier saag
[28/10/2019, 09:20:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Or saag aloo, just a mush of potato and green
[28/10/2019, 09:20:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Or ye, any saag
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[28/10/2019, 09:24:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol, I’ve seen better
[28/10/2019, 09:28:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's the most efficient food because it looks the same going in as coming out
[28/10/2019, 09:34:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[28/10/2019, 09:35:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lamb saag 🤤
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[28/10/2019, 09:58:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So Brexit's been delayed til the end of January. Yaaaassss.
[28/10/2019, 09:58:47] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Has it?
[28/10/2019, 09:59:01] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: That’s shit that they’ve just not cancelled it entirely
[28/10/2019, 09:59:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Which year?
[28/10/2019, 10:00:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Every year
[28/10/2019, 10:00:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The EU has agreed to extend Brexit until 31 January 2020, according to a tweet from the European Council president.
Donald Tusk said the bloc would allow for a so-called "flextension" - meaning the UK could leave before the deadline if a deal was approved by Parliament.
[28/10/2019, 13:52:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How we all doing?
[28/10/2019, 14:01:27] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Surely a flextension is what happens when you don't take enough Viagra
[28/10/2019, 14:01:56] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I though that was a rope round the nuts?
[28/10/2019, 14:02:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😬
[28/10/2019, 14:04:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not bad, for a Monday.
[28/10/2019, 14:06:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How's the house palaver?
[28/10/2019, 14:07:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Broker got back to me this morning (which was like 9pm on a bank holiday for her - impressive). She thinks it all looks good, but it's just a matter of finding a lender comfortable with me residing in the UK.
[28/10/2019, 14:08:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So fingers crossed 🤞
[28/10/2019, 14:10:08] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Doing some admin stuff for work whilst I wait for a quarterly hotel promo to come through this afternoon to see how I am spending my 9 days off that I need to take before xmas...
[28/10/2019, 14:36:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yay! Glad it's making progress.
[28/10/2019, 14:36:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooo. Anywhere fancy?
[28/10/2019, 14:38:17] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Possibly some remote Chinese place... Usually cheap to get too and I already have a visa
[28/10/2019, 14:39:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice!
[28/10/2019, 14:40:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wow that sounds awesome. 😳
[28/10/2019, 15:33:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: McGill's just emailed me back saying that my zonecard wasn't handed in. 🙄
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[28/10/2019, 15:39:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤦🏻‍♂
[28/10/2019, 15:47:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can you believe I forgot Johnny Bravo was a thing? What is wrong with me.
[28/10/2019, 15:48:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Anything that you can do to get a copy or something?
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[28/10/2019, 15:51:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I already have it! It was handed in and I picked it up yesterday! 😂
[28/10/2019, 15:51:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Man he's pretty.
[28/10/2019, 15:57:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: If we could get Aaron to grow his hair and permanently skip leg day I think we could have our own Johnny bravo
[28/10/2019, 16:00:18] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Missed that... And suddenly understand the gif
[28/10/2019, 16:23:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Johnny Alpha for self-esteem/legal reasons.
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[28/10/2019, 16:25:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂 is that you?
[28/10/2019, 16:25:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: humana humana
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[28/10/2019, 16:28:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[28/10/2019, 16:29:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: We're, Maybe it was Halloween?
[28/10/2019, 16:34:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Alan needs to make Bravo babies with Aaron.
[28/10/2019, 16:34:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I know biology. That can totally work.
[28/10/2019, 16:37:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I had to go waaaaaay back to find that picture.
[28/10/2019, 16:42:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You mean your hair doesn't look that way now?
[28/10/2019, 16:43:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Word
[28/10/2019, 16:43:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How you doing buddy.
[28/10/2019, 16:43:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ✊
[28/10/2019, 16:44:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Getting there guys thanks
[28/10/2019, 16:44:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: How long is left before you can go home?
[28/10/2019, 16:44:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Stu is missing you hard.
[28/10/2019, 16:49:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 3 week
[28/10/2019, 16:50:39] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Most certainly not. I didn't ask for that hair cut either, I was helping out a poor hair dressing student who grabbed me from the street
[28/10/2019, 16:51:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're rocking it, pal.
[28/10/2019, 16:51:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Last time a student something grabbed me, two of my fingernails got gashed hard.
[28/10/2019, 16:51:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Pain is felt.
[28/10/2019, 16:51:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Literally.
[28/10/2019, 16:51:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yea I rolled with it, Promptly grew it back when I could.
[28/10/2019, 16:56:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So what's it like now?
[28/10/2019, 17:03:22] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I dressed up as sideshow Bob for haloween a few years back...
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[28/10/2019, 17:04:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How many rakes did you walk into?
[28/10/2019, 17:05:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[28/10/2019, 17:06:08] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I can't remember might be the correct answer...
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[28/10/2019, 17:10:25] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Being a student was fun though!
[28/10/2019, 17:10:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Been thinking about getting back in that game tbh.
[28/10/2019, 17:13:37] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I did, and didn't regret a moment!
[28/10/2019, 17:13:58] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: And I went back to Uni is Sweden, so free tuition
[28/10/2019, 17:18:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hm. Wonder if I could keep my job and work from Sweden..
[28/10/2019, 17:18:46] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Try it!
[28/10/2019, 17:19:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe I will!
[28/10/2019, 17:19:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh but. Isn't it always cold there?
[28/10/2019, 17:26:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Feels like it's always cold here nowm
[28/10/2019, 17:27:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye. Icy leaves this morning. Winter is coming.
[28/10/2019, 17:28:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And the snowy hills this morning. Don’t forget the snow!
[28/10/2019, 17:30:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeeeep. Sooner I get my boots, the better!
[28/10/2019, 17:30:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gonna be 14 in DC when I land.
[28/10/2019, 17:30:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking summer man.
[28/10/2019, 17:31:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Any of you got a cordless vacuum cleaner?
[28/10/2019, 18:53:44] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Better that when I went around this time of the year in 2012... There was snow in NYC following hurricane Sandy
[28/10/2019, 18:56:40] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Its also a full 3-4 hours north of DC. We commonly had snow for halloween in Syracuse
[28/10/2019, 19:02:49] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Looking at the photos of DC from that same week, it does seem a lot warmer with people in t-shirts, true
[28/10/2019, 20:13:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dying my hair blonde eh
[28/10/2019, 20:55:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 21 in DC right now, 17 in NYC.
[28/10/2019, 20:55:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You can keep the ginge, Aaron.
[28/10/2019, 20:55:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just get yourself a tight black shirt and some sunglasses and say "Man I'm pretty" several times a day.
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[28/10/2019, 20:59:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooooft. That's bright.
[28/10/2019, 21:04:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Did you really do that to look like Johnny bravo?
[28/10/2019, 21:12:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I did
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[28/10/2019, 21:16:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And just like that I came second in the johnny bravo competition
[28/10/2019, 21:18:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wait you legit just dyed your hair tonight Aaron?
[28/10/2019, 21:18:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[28/10/2019, 21:19:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh okay. Bored, eh?
[28/10/2019, 21:20:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Domestos or Toilet Duck?
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[28/10/2019, 21:22:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: All I see is Biff Tannen
[28/10/2019, 21:24:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Eyebrows too! That’s dedication
[28/10/2019, 21:32:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I can't unsee that now
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[28/10/2019, 21:43:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447932795038 You got a tie on the boat?
[28/10/2019, 21:46:04] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Holy shit
[28/10/2019, 21:46:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!
[28/10/2019, 22:00:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Holy fuck hhaha
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[29/10/2019, 08:56:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I need that
[29/10/2019, 08:59:37] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Its payday!
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[29/10/2019, 09:02:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh wow, essential oils too? Put that on your head and you'll never need to be vaccinated again!
[29/10/2019, 09:02:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I wish!
[29/10/2019, 09:09:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Maybe in your magical fantasy land!
[29/10/2019, 09:17:25] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Time to book some holidays then!
[29/10/2019, 09:17:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Definitely not in the real world!
[29/10/2019, 09:18:06] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Have you already been paid for October then or are paid later? Or do you get paid weekly?
[29/10/2019, 09:18:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I get paid the last working day of every month, unless it falls on a weekend / bank holiday then it's the Friday before.
[29/10/2019, 09:19:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So I don't get paid until Thursday.
[29/10/2019, 09:26:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Same here, although Monzo let's me draw it down after 4.30pm the day before, so tomorrow for me.
[29/10/2019, 09:31:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lucky duck.
[29/10/2019, 11:38:33] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Anybody here use bulb for their electricity? I wouldn't mind a referral code (we would both get £50)
‎[29/10/2019, 11:47:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[29/10/2019, 11:48:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Less per day, more per kWh
[29/10/2019, 11:49:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm revamping my mum's utilities next year if you can hold off until then for a referral.
[29/10/2019, 11:50:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: £50 referral for shell: https://shellenergy.mention-me.com/m/ol/dy3bt-stuart-mcilveen
[29/10/2019, 11:50:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh and there’s my full name
[29/10/2019, 11:50:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[29/10/2019, 11:51:46] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: So it's not Cockmonger after all 🤔
[29/10/2019, 11:52:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sorry to disappoint 😢
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[29/10/2019, 12:09:21] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I just checked and for elec + gas it is more expensive on a no fixed contract deal and part of it is cheaper on a 17 month contract, but I doubt that I will be here for 17 months so would definitely have to pay the exit fee
[29/10/2019, 12:16:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Could be worse, Could be stuck with Scottish Power with no option to do anything or go anywhere.
[29/10/2019, 12:42:30] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I have OVO for both gas n lec it’s semi sustainable
[29/10/2019, 12:42:48] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Think there’s a similar referral dealio so if you fancy them let me know
[29/10/2019, 12:59:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I'll definitely be shopping around so will keep you posted.
[29/10/2019, 13:52:16] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I want to go see turnover tonight but it's been sold out for months
[29/10/2019, 13:52:55] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Here’s a song for you… Super Natural by Turnover
https://open.spotify.com/track/2HnMhvOVA1FK8C61nMhJEj?si=VKuY7xZeTl6c3Q6BRXyteQ
[29/10/2019, 13:53:03] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Real chill song by them
[29/10/2019, 15:01:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey guys
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[29/10/2019, 15:07:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Coworker beside me is doing her best to give me her sodding germs so I'm ditching work early.
[29/10/2019, 15:07:22] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Hi Arron
[29/10/2019, 15:15:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👋🏿
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[29/10/2019, 17:46:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Must be talking to you, Stu.
[29/10/2019, 17:46:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also where's the black t-shirt?
[29/10/2019, 17:46:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sort your life out mate.
[29/10/2019, 17:46:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait for this
[29/10/2019, 17:46:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hope yous like it
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[29/10/2019, 17:48:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Hahahahahahaha
[29/10/2019, 17:48:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s brilliant
[29/10/2019, 17:53:09] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😂
[29/10/2019, 17:59:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Loving the level of commitment to your new role 😂
[29/10/2019, 18:48:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha
[29/10/2019, 18:49:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anything for the group
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[29/10/2019, 20:58:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤤
[29/10/2019, 21:03:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: @447974423860
[29/10/2019, 21:03:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Where u at
[29/10/2019, 21:03:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: @447919194788
[29/10/2019, 21:05:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Fell asleep!
[29/10/2019, 21:05:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So tired
[29/10/2019, 21:07:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Need ma pals x
[29/10/2019, 21:31:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sorry fell asleep again 🤦🏻‍♂
[29/10/2019, 21:31:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sup pal?
[29/10/2019, 21:51:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just feeling pish
‎[29/10/2019, 21:57:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[29/10/2019, 22:05:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha
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[29/10/2019, 23:08:29] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Thanks
[30/10/2019, 07:37:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I feel like fucking garbage. Sorry about last night Aaron. I was out for the count just after 8. 🤢
[30/10/2019, 07:48:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm cracking up at the fact the wee 26 year old thinks he's getting old. How cute.
[30/10/2019, 08:16:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha
[30/10/2019, 08:16:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Morning people
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[30/10/2019, 10:56:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[30/10/2019, 11:00:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[30/10/2019, 11:02:16] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: The older I get the more I really identify with the grinch tbh
[30/10/2019, 11:03:42] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I know this isn't normally how people mean this, but YOLO man. Don't let life be sad.
[30/10/2019, 11:04:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: For me the main good thing about xmas is spending time with my family over in France, I don't really like the presents part of it...
[30/10/2019, 11:06:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Here’s a song for you… White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin
https://open.spotify.com/track/7bt3TLDjML5nTTpxVySIiV?si=HF2nd6FqS-aZkQU7LhQfRg
[30/10/2019, 11:09:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nothing sad about disliking Xmas, it's an over-commercialised, narcissistic holiday.

I enjoy having the time off to go on holiday or spend time with a friend as I'm doing this year, but that doesn't need to be under the guise of a hijacked version of saturnalia.

🎄😁
[30/10/2019, 11:10:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "Happy Holidays Everyone" 😂
[30/10/2019, 11:10:58] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcG7eBJbzc
[30/10/2019, 11:11:48] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Thats my holiday mood. I remember when it was exciting as a kid. And it hasnt maintained it
[30/10/2019, 11:15:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I love Christmas! Not a fan of the present side of things but I just love the rest of it. It probably helps having kids - that sparked the excitement off again.
[30/10/2019, 11:15:29] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: :)
[30/10/2019, 11:54:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Why we talking about Christmas.
[30/10/2019, 11:55:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Can we atleast do Halloween first.
[30/10/2019, 12:26:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Halloween
[30/10/2019, 12:26:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then bonfire night
[30/10/2019, 12:26:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then thanksgiving
[30/10/2019, 12:27:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We're not American!
[30/10/2019, 12:27:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (same goes for Halloween really)
[30/10/2019, 12:27:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Halloweens sorted Son's going as a knight, I'm a dragon daughter a princess.
[30/10/2019, 12:28:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: No idea what the deal is with the firework display in NL
[30/10/2019, 12:28:36] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Last year they held it on the weekend before the 5th
[30/10/2019, 12:28:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Like the 2nd or something
[30/10/2019, 12:28:53] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Canadian thanksgiving has already passed so cant even make that argument. :P only american one is coming up
[30/10/2019, 16:27:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How we doing troops.
[30/10/2019, 16:28:21] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Leaving on time for once
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[30/10/2019, 16:29:07] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: At a whisky factory! Need to find the staff shop...
[30/10/2019, 16:31:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice.
[30/10/2019, 16:41:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorting out my pay for the month 😁
[30/10/2019, 16:43:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sweet. Twat that tax man.
[30/10/2019, 16:47:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh aye that all got sorted, thankfully. Wages department at work are on to it 👌
[30/10/2019, 17:02:20] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Husbands got shingles. It means im gonna have a cranky in-pain person in the house for a month
[30/10/2019, 17:02:21] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: im just. Not looking forward to the next month for either of us
[30/10/2019, 17:05:17] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oof, good luck
[30/10/2019, 17:05:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Get One of those guest houses in the back garden I see on the TV,
[30/10/2019, 17:06:25] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: This is a good plan. Build a pest house.
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[30/10/2019, 18:44:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: World's saddest dragon outfit has arrived
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[30/10/2019, 18:49:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[30/10/2019, 18:50:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Don't know what you laughing at I'm coming to yours for Halloween 👻👻
[30/10/2019, 18:50:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s a good costume!
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[30/10/2019, 18:59:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: He will inevitably tell me his legs are sore and want my to carry him for the bloody night, So now he can sit on my shoulder, and ride a dragon into battle or something
[30/10/2019, 19:02:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sounds familiar 😂
[30/10/2019, 19:02:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hopefully he doesn't think he's St.  George and decapitate you
[30/10/2019, 19:09:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: My costume is entirely to enhance his. Honest.
[30/10/2019, 19:09:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Same last year
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[30/10/2019, 19:10:24] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Frankensteins cousin Dr Hank Enstein.
[30/10/2019, 19:15:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤣
[30/10/2019, 19:22:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[30/10/2019, 19:23:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Opinions on Johnstone?
[30/10/2019, 19:24:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (just to hijack the train of thought here)
[30/10/2019, 19:40:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: There's a bus depot in Johnstone that can absolutely get fucked but other than that, it seems okay.
[30/10/2019, 19:41:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[30/10/2019, 19:47:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: The depot managers a decent guy, Mr Gormly.
[30/10/2019, 19:48:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tall guy with bushy grey hair and a weird accent?
[30/10/2019, 19:51:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You mean Scottish?
[30/10/2019, 19:53:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nah. Couldn't place it. Definitely not local.
[30/10/2019, 19:55:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Was tall with grey hair, Can't remebr if it was bushy, He was Scottish with a Scottish accent.
[30/10/2019, 19:55:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Not a local Scottish accent if I remebr correctly
[30/10/2019, 20:33:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Wife's brough in our costumes, Away to the garage as pirates
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[30/10/2019, 20:36:08] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Nice
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[30/10/2019, 22:12:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Exavvtly
[31/10/2019, 08:04:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: When's an acceptable time to put Christmas lights up?
[31/10/2019, 08:05:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Whenever the fuck you want to. You're an adult and it's a free country
[31/10/2019, 08:06:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[31/10/2019, 08:13:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bold statement right there.
[31/10/2019, 08:15:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Social rules are made up and everyone's a bastard. Do fun things
[31/10/2019, 08:16:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve spotted some up already. Now is not acceptable
[31/10/2019, 08:16:31] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: See?
[31/10/2019, 08:16:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Unless you have a child born between now and the middle of December, then it is better for the kid to wait until after their birthday!
[31/10/2019, 08:17:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think I'll put them up after I come back from holiday.
[31/10/2019, 08:23:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: My brother's born in Christmas day. When do the lights go up?
[31/10/2019, 08:25:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And my sister's born on the 27th, So do the lights come down on boxing Day?
[31/10/2019, 09:03:07] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I am afraid that their birthdays will never be a special day for them...
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[31/10/2019, 09:20:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[31/10/2019, 09:34:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I wanted a dragon one to go out with my boy, But wasn't paying £65
[31/10/2019, 09:35:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Your right, Christmas and both of there birthdays are all just done on the Same day
[31/10/2019, 09:46:14] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm special cause I'm December the 5th muhaha
[31/10/2019, 09:47:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just booked my Xmas trip. Going to Belfast to spend the time with me pal. Gonna get high as a kite, eat lots of junk food and an Xmas Dinner, and watch classic Xmas films such as Die Hard & Die Hard 2
[31/10/2019, 09:51:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sounds perfect
[31/10/2019, 10:32:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can you believe there are people out there who say Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie?
[31/10/2019, 10:33:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Die Hard is THE Christmas movie
[31/10/2019, 10:39:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: People a fucken weird, man.
[31/10/2019, 10:40:41] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Guys I mentioned to my GP that I smoked pot once about a year ago and once two years before that and she asked me if I've ever tried heroin
[31/10/2019, 10:42:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's a totally fair question because everyone know WeEd iS A gAtEWaAaY dRUg
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[31/10/2019, 10:46:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What is that gif from? Seen it so many times over the years
[31/10/2019, 10:54:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's not set during Christmas.
[31/10/2019, 10:55:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Maybe she was asking if you wanted to try it. Clinical study.
[31/10/2019, 10:57:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hey if she had pure medical grade diacetylmorphine available I'd probably give it a go. None of that street shit though.
[31/10/2019, 11:04:14] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Appears to be from an Australian film called "Italian Spiderman"
[31/10/2019, 11:07:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sounds like a porno, just as I suspected.
[31/10/2019, 12:20:55] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Hey
‎[31/10/2019, 12:21:46] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎GIF omitted
[31/10/2019, 12:23:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hiya.
‎[31/10/2019, 12:28:46] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[31/10/2019, 12:47:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yo.
[31/10/2019, 12:51:29] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Hi!
‎[31/10/2019, 12:54:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[31/10/2019, 12:55:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can't unsee that.
[31/10/2019, 13:00:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Best thing I’ve seen all month tbh
[31/10/2019, 13:14:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not a good idea to say around Aaron who literally became Johnny Bravo for us.
[31/10/2019, 15:05:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Thanks for reminding me! Aaron brave was the best thing all month
[31/10/2019, 15:05:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aaron bravo*
[31/10/2019, 15:05:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just all month? Surely a contended for best thing of the year, no?
[31/10/2019, 15:06:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Possibly
[31/10/2019, 15:28:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Johnny b
‎[31/10/2019, 16:39:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[31/10/2019, 18:41:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
‎[31/10/2019, 18:41:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[31/10/2019, 18:43:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ugh fanta
‎[31/10/2019, 18:44:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[31/10/2019, 18:46:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Should be all coke. Full fat.
[31/10/2019, 18:51:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bro there's 2 24 crates there
[31/10/2019, 18:52:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And running low were getting a delivery tomorrow
[31/10/2019, 18:52:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Innit
[31/10/2019, 18:54:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye but lose all that other shite. Coke coke cooooooooooke
[31/10/2019, 19:03:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Still got plenty of bacon?
[31/10/2019, 19:04:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Any square sausage?
[31/10/2019, 19:29:53] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🎵Is this the real life?🎶
[31/10/2019, 19:30:14] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🎵is this just Fanta sea🎶
[31/10/2019, 19:30:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye plenty
[31/10/2019, 19:30:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am defrosting some haddock n making a beer batter fish, and chips and onion rings
[31/10/2019, 19:31:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All home made. The they've asked for my apple n pear crumble with my own special whipped cream too
[31/10/2019, 19:31:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So am a cook tomorrow
‎[31/10/2019, 19:31:36] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[31/10/2019, 19:33:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu
[31/10/2019, 19:33:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av no declared my love for you recently
[31/10/2019, 19:33:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I fucking respect you bro
[31/10/2019, 19:33:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dunno, ur just sound as fuck and I'd love t be ur pal
[31/10/2019, 19:35:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You are my pal!
‎[31/10/2019, 19:35:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[31/10/2019, 19:36:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but like I want to hae brunch with you on a Sunday n hemonyou pick brambles to make jam with each other
[31/10/2019, 19:36:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N go to the gym
[31/10/2019, 19:36:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Let’s do that sometime!
[31/10/2019, 19:36:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 😍😍😍😍😍
[31/10/2019, 19:36:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Blessed
[31/10/2019, 19:37:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well make a date when am home ae?
[31/10/2019, 19:37:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye
[31/10/2019, 19:47:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did I hear special whipped cream?
[31/10/2019, 19:52:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You did my best kiwi friend
[31/10/2019, 19:59:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😍
[31/10/2019, 20:00:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I want some whipped cream from my best highlander friend!
[31/10/2019, 20:00:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What's up nikki
[31/10/2019, 20:00:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No problem my good man.
[31/10/2019, 20:00:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Would you like to join stu and me n our bromance
[31/10/2019, 20:01:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A bromance threesome
[31/10/2019, 20:01:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Heehaw lad. Thinking about going to bed and finally kicking this fucking cold in the baws.
[31/10/2019, 20:01:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think ur ace crack and very intelligent
[31/10/2019, 20:01:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thought you was loving the bromancing again
[31/10/2019, 20:02:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: A Menage a bro?
[31/10/2019, 20:02:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Come again
[31/10/2019, 20:02:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh I intend to.
[31/10/2019, 20:03:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 🙊😘
[31/10/2019, 20:03:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I am loving the bromance again!
[31/10/2019, 20:06:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ll pick him up on the way, he’s only 5 mins from me!
‎[31/10/2019, 20:06:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎video omitted
[31/10/2019, 20:07:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I live in Byers Road now so how far u away from me
[31/10/2019, 20:07:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Can I come along as a spare.
[31/10/2019, 20:07:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye!
[31/10/2019, 20:07:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You can be part of the bromance if you play your part my friend
[31/10/2019, 20:08:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Play my part? My good man I was playing Johnny B in 2013. You done a far better job however :(
[31/10/2019, 20:08:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but I mean compliment and praise each other
[31/10/2019, 20:08:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Look out for each other
[31/10/2019, 20:08:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This is so cute.
[31/10/2019, 20:09:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: CAN I BRING MY DRAGON COSTUME.
[31/10/2019, 20:09:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Perfect compliment. I will am sure your Johnny N was just as good.. if not better!
[31/10/2019, 20:09:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Kids loved it BTW.
[31/10/2019, 20:09:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s about 20-30 min drive to the city centre
[31/10/2019, 20:10:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 6 mins on the subway
[31/10/2019, 20:10:25] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Does that include your 20 minute drive to reach civilization first?
[31/10/2019, 20:10:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I used to live opposite at George’s cross subway station, just a few mins from where you are now
[31/10/2019, 20:10:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nice
[31/10/2019, 20:10:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: St. George’s Cross*
[31/10/2019, 20:10:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I actually live in Queen Margaret drive but still
‎[31/10/2019, 20:11:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[31/10/2019, 20:11:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Botanic Gardens for the bromance picnic?
[31/10/2019, 20:11:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂 5-10 mins to Cumbernauld then straight down the motorway
[31/10/2019, 20:11:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm just catching up on these messages, but basically all I have to say is YES
[31/10/2019, 20:12:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Forgot you can go that way, I'm 15 minutes to Cumbernauld or 5 to the M8?
[31/10/2019, 20:12:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: We’ve got the same shield, I’ve tripped over it so many times
[31/10/2019, 20:12:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Forgot that the M80 exists untill I moved job.
[31/10/2019, 20:12:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Awesome man
[31/10/2019, 20:13:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Weve had that about a year? It's solid, The ones they sell now at the thinnest plywood ever.
[31/10/2019, 20:13:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: So we're going to the botanics and I'm hiding in a bush
[31/10/2019, 20:13:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: About a year also, the thing just won’t break
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[31/10/2019, 20:13:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You going to Glasglow?
[31/10/2019, 20:14:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm supposed to but it on the wall at some point. Eventually
[31/10/2019, 20:15:21] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: When? I've lost the convo.
[31/10/2019, 20:16:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No am just asking
[31/10/2019, 20:16:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not a specific question am just asking if anyone is going to it
[31/10/2019, 20:16:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'll be in Glasgow tomorrow night
[31/10/2019, 20:16:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: To what?
[31/10/2019, 20:16:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Actually live next to it and haven't been
[31/10/2019, 20:16:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: To Glasglow
[31/10/2019, 20:17:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I though you were smashing all the keys again 😳
[31/10/2019, 20:17:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: http://www.whatsonglasgow.co.uk/event/064051-glasglow/
[31/10/2019, 20:18:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I don't mash the keyboard
[31/10/2019, 20:18:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I speak in code
[31/10/2019, 20:18:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Only the bromance will understand x
‎[31/10/2019, 20:19:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎video omitted
[31/10/2019, 20:21:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I want to go
[31/10/2019, 20:21:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Obv away right now
[31/10/2019, 20:22:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You been checking the AIS stu?
[31/10/2019, 20:22:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s good but I don’t think I’d go again
[31/10/2019, 20:22:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Have you moved yet?
[31/10/2019, 20:22:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw
[31/10/2019, 20:22:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye I checked loads buts it’s always in the same place
[31/10/2019, 20:22:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Our company is getting taken over by gifmar so it's kinda waiting for that
[31/10/2019, 20:22:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Haven’t checked in a couple of days tho
[31/10/2019, 20:23:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They've got windfsrms in Japan and Ghana etc so aye I might be multinational sailor
[31/10/2019, 20:23:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Word of a demobilisation job in the east anglia windfarm
[31/10/2019, 20:24:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or possibly a buoy replacement somewhere
[31/10/2019, 20:24:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or down to Brighton to lift rock bags fae the rampion wind farm
[31/10/2019, 20:25:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or maybe a job in rotterdam deepening the rhine
[31/10/2019, 20:26:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lots of possibilities!
[01/11/2019, 07:18:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Oh the dilemma, I've left all my work stuff in the car.
[01/11/2019, 07:18:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Do I get out of the warm bed to get it and get changed and go, Or get sorta ready and get changed at work.
‎[01/11/2019, 07:19:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[01/11/2019, 07:20:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 2nd option
[01/11/2019, 07:20:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Is really rather not go in at all.
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[01/11/2019, 08:10:52] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That looks amazing! Do you do home deliveries?
[01/11/2019, 08:11:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Just frisbee some toward Scotland
[01/11/2019, 08:12:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahah aye Al cook the group pancakes one day
[01/11/2019, 08:19:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447919194788  You should wife @447932795038 before someone else does.
[01/11/2019, 08:21:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is bigamy legal in Scotland?
[01/11/2019, 08:23:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: For you or Stu?
[01/11/2019, 08:29:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Stu.
[01/11/2019, 08:29:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean I'm sure anyone who marries Aaron will be happy to share him with the lads.
[01/11/2019, 08:30:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Love him, love his bromance. It's a package deal.
[01/11/2019, 08:47:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎This message was deleted.
[01/11/2019, 08:47:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447919194788 You must settle this, Does your current wife make your pancakes?
[01/11/2019, 08:54:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: She does but I prefer my own!
[01/11/2019, 08:54:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: First point to Aaron then.
‎[01/11/2019, 08:56:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[01/11/2019, 09:00:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤤
[01/11/2019, 09:02:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Well that's that arguement sorted. No wife status for your @447932795038
[01/11/2019, 09:11:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I disagree. I think we should have a pancake contest.
[01/11/2019, 09:11:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Best pancakes wins Stu's heart.
‎[01/11/2019, 09:12:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[01/11/2019, 09:14:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I can't remebr the last time my wife made be a bowl of cereal nevermind an actual breakfast.
[01/11/2019, 09:14:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I think you all live in a Disney movie
[01/11/2019, 09:21:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: She also brings a coffee to me in bed every morning, she’s a keeper
[01/11/2019, 09:24:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that's true love that is
[01/11/2019, 09:24:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe you should marry Aaron then.
[01/11/2019, 09:25:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och that's lovely. 😁
[01/11/2019, 09:34:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I take her a cup of tea at bedtime tho, it goes both ways
[01/11/2019, 09:35:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That is adorable.
[01/11/2019, 09:40:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: If I started doing that she'd be here no I was having an affair or trying to poisin her
[01/11/2019, 09:41:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[01/11/2019, 10:50:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait
[01/11/2019, 10:50:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who am I marrying
[01/11/2019, 10:50:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu don't go away from me
‎[01/11/2019, 10:52:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[01/11/2019, 10:56:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎video omitted
[01/11/2019, 10:57:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I think I love you
[01/11/2019, 10:57:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I love you too
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[01/11/2019, 11:45:16] Neil: Bon Accord, 6pm, as usual 😜
[01/11/2019, 11:58:16] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I could do with a drink or 2... We might see you there
[01/11/2019, 12:08:04] Neil: Cool
‎[01/11/2019, 13:25:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[01/11/2019, 13:27:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I also got infected with one of those this morning
[01/11/2019, 13:30:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The pandemic is upon us.
‎[01/11/2019, 13:48:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[01/11/2019, 13:52:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: God damn insurance 😤😤😡
[01/11/2019, 13:54:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Renewal time or claiming?
[01/11/2019, 13:56:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Renewal. Wanted 1,900 for me and my wife insured only on our respective I've cars., got it dow to 1600
[01/11/2019, 13:56:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: However she put her car into the back of a van and lost her no claims, Her insurance is £750 for the year.
[01/11/2019, 13:56:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tell me about it. Gonna cancel my bike insurance and Sorn it for the winter, but I'm still getting stung for car insurance
[01/11/2019, 13:57:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I've 2 years no claims and I'm £850!
[01/11/2019, 13:57:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye mines around that, ended up downgrading to third party
[01/11/2019, 13:57:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Someone almost hit me or tried to hit me in May and I called my insurance about it
[01/11/2019, 13:58:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Say about a potential issue, I don't think they hit me as there no damage, There car is full of damage and I want to make sure they don't try to claim it was me.
[01/11/2019, 13:58:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: They have taken that info and said it was an incident and I choose not to claim.
[01/11/2019, 13:58:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: No I'm calling to let you know what has happened in case they make a false claim
[01/11/2019, 13:59:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Och I'd be fucken ragin
[01/11/2019, 13:59:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I am. Going to call them later to sort it
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[01/11/2019, 14:00:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: As you can see, She can't drive.
[01/11/2019, 14:01:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My bike broke down not long after getting it, and it turns out I'm not going to be able to afford to fix it for a couple more months, by which time it's likely to be too cold/icy to ride (I don't have a full set of gear either), and I need to sort out a few little issues on it really. So away for the winter for a bit of tlc it is.
[01/11/2019, 14:01:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Women drivers amirite.
[01/11/2019, 14:01:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Looks like someone whacked it in the car park?
[01/11/2019, 14:01:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Asian women drivers *ducks*
[01/11/2019, 14:03:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: She's had the front quarter and bumper replaced and bumper repainted.
[01/11/2019, 14:04:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye looks like a great colour match 😂
[01/11/2019, 14:04:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: My car was full of mud and that hadn't even been taken off nevermind paint.
[01/11/2019, 14:04:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Bumper was a great match for the rest of the car, That panel hadn't been done yet by the looks of it
[01/11/2019, 14:05:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah
[01/11/2019, 14:08:39] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just from that picture I know she hasn't hit me.
[01/11/2019, 14:08:57] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Cause she's scuffed all the plastic and taken paint of the edge
[01/11/2019, 14:09:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'd have had paint on me car.
[01/11/2019, 14:09:26] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: She hadn't turned enough to get me with the front of her car either.
[01/11/2019, 14:09:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Hitting the horn like a loney
[01/11/2019, 14:10:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: She told me she never heard it as the radio was to loud 🙄🔫
[01/11/2019, 14:17:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What's your bike?
[01/11/2019, 14:31:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Hoping the insurance writes my wife's car off, Cause I'm taking that cash and buying a bike
[01/11/2019, 14:31:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Failing that I will be buying an ebicycle convertion kit and that will have to do :(
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[01/11/2019, 14:36:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No idea but I like it
[01/11/2019, 14:37:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Knifely done!
[01/11/2019, 14:42:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do you want your boat to take on water? Because that's how your boat takes on water.
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[01/11/2019, 15:39:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not a clue.
[01/11/2019, 15:54:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Chamonix!
[01/11/2019, 15:55:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pretty sure there isn't a body of water that size in Chamonix...
[01/11/2019, 15:55:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You calling the internet a liar?
[01/11/2019, 15:55:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Is that rhetorical?
[01/11/2019, 15:56:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[01/11/2019, 15:57:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But ye, the nearest water is over at Geneva
[01/11/2019, 16:01:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yes it's rhetorical lol. The OP says the mountain on the right is Mont Blanc.
[01/11/2019, 16:02:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: If it is, it looks hella small.
[01/11/2019, 16:04:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But yeah he linked his insta and the location tag is Chamonix sooooo 🤷
[01/11/2019, 16:04:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah yeah you can see mont blanc  from a few areas in the alps
[01/11/2019, 16:04:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And probably from geneva
[01/11/2019, 16:05:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fair dos. Don't know anything about France or Switzerland to dispute him or you. 😋
[01/11/2019, 16:05:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're all right!
[01/11/2019, 16:05:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mont blanc is the tallest of the alps
[01/11/2019, 16:06:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh no bother, I wasn't ruffled in any way 😂
[01/11/2019, 16:06:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol okay. 🙂
[01/11/2019, 16:07:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: In completely unrelated news, I'm finished with work for 23 whole days.
[01/11/2019, 16:07:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 23??
[01/11/2019, 16:09:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Rock on
[01/11/2019, 16:12:28] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: How did you wangle 23 days off
[01/11/2019, 16:12:32] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: That’s immense
[01/11/2019, 16:15:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 23. 😁
[01/11/2019, 16:16:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I get 30 days a year.
[01/11/2019, 16:16:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Taking two weeks out of that.
[01/11/2019, 16:16:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Plus worked up some Flexi to take four days.
[01/11/2019, 16:16:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Plus weekends.
[01/11/2019, 16:17:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Leaving on a jetplane on Wednesday.
[01/11/2019, 16:18:41] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: \o/ party time
[01/11/2019, 16:19:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaassss. 🎉🎉🎉
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[01/11/2019, 18:57:54] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Sorry, I will have to pass today.
[01/11/2019, 19:06:51] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Going drygate in a second
[01/11/2019, 19:11:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Off to driftwood tonight then to the garage
[01/11/2019, 19:11:39] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Alan I'm making an assumption here
[01/11/2019, 19:11:46] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Are you a student
[01/11/2019, 19:11:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Have good nights everybody. 🙂
[01/11/2019, 19:12:02] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Cheers nikki
[01/11/2019, 19:13:56] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Not for 15 years! Doing Halloween at the garage. Can count how many years it been since I went out!
[01/11/2019, 19:15:34] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Oh awesome. What's on? Have fun
[01/11/2019, 19:18:24] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Halloween weekend?
[01/11/2019, 19:29:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Oh got that issue with my insurance sorted, Saved me a total of £100 Almost not worth the fuss!
[01/11/2019, 20:42:23] Neil: We’re sitting right at the top of the bar, 9 of us if anybody is looking. Let me know if I should be looking out for you!
[01/11/2019, 20:55:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Who's idea was it to go out? 😩😴
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[01/11/2019, 22:53:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Which category do you all fall into?
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[01/11/2019, 23:13:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://apple.news/A83MOLFQ8RL-CFJabowxRIg

Enjoy!
[01/11/2019, 23:14:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: That for my handover? Pretty sure Ubereats don't deliver out our way
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[02/11/2019, 07:49:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: aye aye captain!
[02/11/2019, 07:49:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have my na igatuinal watch dating so I an double as a mate for you
[02/11/2019, 08:12:44] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: An I'll scrub the poop deck
[02/11/2019, 08:12:50] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Hehe...deck
[02/11/2019, 08:15:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha
[02/11/2019, 08:15:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nae such thing as a poop deck
[02/11/2019, 08:15:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well kinda no kinda aye
[02/11/2019, 08:15:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When the deck is a pooped
[02/11/2019, 08:16:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It means it's awash with water
[02/11/2019, 08:39:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: @447378782096 he said the word!
[02/11/2019, 10:15:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Kuds on my deck
[02/11/2019, 13:50:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The saga of trying to obtain dried flowers from the cannabis sativa/indica plants continues...
[02/11/2019, 13:51:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The joy of waiting for a friend who isn't the greatest at responding when it's just chat, let alone when I'm asking for something 😂
[02/11/2019, 13:52:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Keeping myself busy by sorning the bike, cancelling the insurance, and planning the work to be done over the winter. Also some 'nook & cranny' servicing on my freelander
[02/11/2019, 13:53:13] Neil: Any poker players here? We’re hosting a wee cash game tonight (fiver buy in).
[02/11/2019, 13:54:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not me, I always forget the rules and I have nae poker face.
[02/11/2019, 13:54:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447973670565 was that you organising the opensource Glasgow drinks last night? Just happened to see it on Meetup (totally forgot I was a member of that group)
[02/11/2019, 13:55:05] Neil: It was me yeah. It was a good one :)
[02/11/2019, 13:55:20] Neil: We had about 15 in the end
[02/11/2019, 13:55:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh nice. I should really make more effort to get out and socialise 😂
[02/11/2019, 13:55:39] Neil: I like mixing the groups up
[02/11/2019, 13:56:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Once I've pulled myself out of the current financial dearth and can stop counting how many times I can afford to drive into town & back again 🤣
[02/11/2019, 13:56:31] Neil: Gonna try and make it a monthly thing (for the open source). Of course, we’re there most Friday anyway 😜
[02/11/2019, 13:57:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, aye, I should get into the habit of a late start on Friday so I'm still about at that time. I usually work 7-3 you see
[02/11/2019, 13:57:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or just work another 2 hrs for the flexi 😂
‎[02/11/2019, 13:58:44] Neil: ‎GIF omitted
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[02/11/2019, 14:22:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jesus fuck go home
[02/11/2019, 14:23:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was driving to Airdrie to pick up a TV a few weekends ago (sat evening), and got stuck behind one of these in Glenmavis!
[02/11/2019, 14:26:58] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: They seem to have stopped now but they were at it for a couple of hours. Useless wankers.
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[02/11/2019, 14:31:26] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Castle of the day!
[02/11/2019, 15:09:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oooh yes, pal is trying to get some now, and she needs some as well, so it'll be high times tonight!
[02/11/2019, 15:09:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Might actually use my lounge and TV for the first time in like 2 or 3 weeks 🤣
[02/11/2019, 15:10:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm waiting for the amazon black Friday sale so I can get a fire stick cheap. Sick of plugging the laptop in and getting up to pause/change stuff.
[02/11/2019, 15:11:07] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: They had 30% of Amazon devices a few days ago
[02/11/2019, 15:13:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Waaaaaat
[02/11/2019, 15:13:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well black Friday is usually more like half price, so that's something I guess
[02/11/2019, 15:14:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You got a 4K TV?
[02/11/2019, 15:16:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah but I'll still get the 4k one since it'll be generally upgraded
[02/11/2019, 15:16:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You going for the stick or the new cube?
[02/11/2019, 15:16:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And for like, future proof or whatever
[02/11/2019, 15:16:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just the stick
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[02/11/2019, 16:00:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Good long sleep Nikki?
[02/11/2019, 16:00:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I wish.
[02/11/2019, 16:00:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think I got reinfected yesterday.
[02/11/2019, 16:05:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh noes
[02/11/2019, 16:05:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hot bird water for you!
[02/11/2019, 16:05:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Do you have much planned before Wednesday?
[02/11/2019, 16:06:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nothing this weekend so hopefully will get over it. Monday is shopping. Tuesday is packing.
[02/11/2019, 16:29:41] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I would recommend getting some flight earplugs if you have a runny nose, I use these https://www.boots.com/boots-flight-earplugs-1-pair-with-carry-case-10114106
[02/11/2019, 16:30:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm hoping to be completely fine by the time Wednesday rolls around but I do have earplugs somewhere in my flat so I'll dig them out. Thanks for the tip. 🙂
[02/11/2019, 16:54:22] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Flying with a cold was one of the most painful experiences in my life, I am always prepared now.
[02/11/2019, 17:08:19] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: A friend was completely blocked up and flew anyway and did damage. So make sure you dont already have bad pressure before flying
[02/11/2019, 17:31:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think my ears are okay?
[02/11/2019, 17:31:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also didn't even give that a thought. I've always been healthy when I fly!
[02/11/2019, 17:31:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thanks troops. 😁
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[02/11/2019, 17:37:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[02/11/2019, 17:38:32] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I would mainy be concerned if you have mucus (runny nose, cough or something)
[02/11/2019, 17:39:15] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Looks great!
[02/11/2019, 17:39:28] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 🤤
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[02/11/2019, 17:45:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I do have a cough. :/ But yeah hopefully it'll be gone by then. Will get some more meds in the morning.
[02/11/2019, 17:53:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😔 Don't think I'm getting any green today
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[02/11/2019, 20:38:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Just saw one of the orange prats standing over a storm drain groaning and pissing out the bottom of his kilt 🤦‍♂️
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[02/11/2019, 20:42:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Finally got my hands on some stinky green gold. Now to roll a banana skin triple tardis and head for the moon 🤤
[02/11/2019, 20:43:30] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤣
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[02/11/2019, 20:45:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Take off
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[02/11/2019, 21:25:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Go fucking figure I'm now getting a pain in my ear. 😡 See if it's still here by Wednesday I'm gonnae smack the cow I sit beside in work for rupturing my eardrums.
[02/11/2019, 21:32:25] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Take lots of drugs. Lemme look up the ones i like
[02/11/2019, 21:35:24] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ok phenylephrin is for nasal congestion, guaifenesin is for chest congestion, dextromethorphan is if youre coughing, add in a pain killer, and daily allergy pill if you have any kind of semi regular allergies because they always come to play when youre sick and cant fend them off
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[02/11/2019, 21:36:05] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: if you need to be functional and have head congestion and sinus pressure, prioritize phenylephrin and the pain killer
[02/11/2019, 21:36:18] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: ooooooh
[02/11/2019, 21:36:21] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: thanks aaron
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[02/11/2019, 21:37:10] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: ok aaron is the better medic than me. Listen to him
‎[02/11/2019, 21:37:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[02/11/2019, 21:37:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You're good enough tho x
[02/11/2019, 21:38:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can I get any of these OTC?
[02/11/2019, 21:38:47] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Aww thanks. :)
[02/11/2019, 21:38:53] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Yup
[02/11/2019, 21:39:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sweet. To Google. Thanks pals.
[02/11/2019, 21:39:05] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: just read the boxes
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[02/11/2019, 21:40:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: An hour. 😂
[02/11/2019, 21:40:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I've got some ear anti biotics.
[02/11/2019, 21:41:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So basically sod the sudafed then.
[02/11/2019, 21:41:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Useful!
[02/11/2019, 21:42:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You should be a pharmacist when you’re not at sea
[02/11/2019, 21:43:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Sell you them
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[02/11/2019, 21:44:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Pass.
[02/11/2019, 21:44:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂😂
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[02/11/2019, 21:45:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sedative sounds good. No chemists around here open until Monday so I'll see how I feel the morra.
[02/11/2019, 21:45:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sound
[02/11/2019, 21:45:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's cool pal I'm not on any pills usually.
[02/11/2019, 21:46:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just nurofen and strepsils atm
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[02/11/2019, 22:02:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Still not gonnae buy it from ye pal.
[02/11/2019, 22:03:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not when I've got a chemist just down the road. 😂
[03/11/2019, 14:39:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aaron was out at sea today!
[03/11/2019, 15:31:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ooooo check u looking
[03/11/2019, 15:33:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We fam. We look out for each other. 😋
‎[03/11/2019, 15:35:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[03/11/2019, 15:37:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nothing says sweetheart like a big bit of scaffolding.
[03/11/2019, 15:43:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Only a recent thing apparently due to some movement, fix it and take it down
[03/11/2019, 17:23:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Word
[04/11/2019, 08:20:15] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Anyone going to see the heavy tonight?
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[04/11/2019, 20:45:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s a big dinner bowl
[04/11/2019, 21:02:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: He's a growing lad
[05/11/2019, 09:26:43] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Good morning all, how are things going?
[05/11/2019, 09:27:04] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: @447974423860 feeling better and ready to fly?
[05/11/2019, 09:27:48] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: @447932795038 is your first trip with a new team going well?
[05/11/2019, 09:27:48] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: @447950443271 do have have some tunes for the morning?
‎[05/11/2019, 09:28:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[05/11/2019, 09:29:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Not 100% yet but my ears aren't crap anymore so that's a good thing.
[05/11/2019, 09:30:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Been finding this one quite amusing lately
 Pink by Julia Michaels
https://open.spotify.com/track/2IPNoVksl0gQ0YhzpWIrlQ?si=gv62s5RTTXK-Mn_ECXqDfA
[05/11/2019, 09:31:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Some Portuguese music about nostalgia for summer sorbet

 Fizz Limão by Miguel Araújo
https://open.spotify.com/track/67F4JcuOl5ud5EQiIzW57W?si=q3xuhxrBTQKpAf9AWGT-oA
[05/11/2019, 09:34:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Here’s a song for you… September Rose by Cailin Russo
https://open.spotify.com/track/1yka5XpwTBV951mp2OVYcn?si=PqL-rv_nTWWrHFY3i672uQ
[05/11/2019, 09:37:47] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Do you understand the lyrics at all? I am back off to Portugal on Thursday
[05/11/2019, 09:40:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Only a handful of words, but my Portuguese friend explained the general concept
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[05/11/2019, 09:41:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes sir so far so good
[05/11/2019, 09:42:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: As far as I can tell, Portuguese is what happens when you speak Spanish with a cold
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[05/11/2019, 09:48:48] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That's about as far as I usually get
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[05/11/2019, 09:49:53] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 👍
[05/11/2019, 10:38:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[05/11/2019, 11:12:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Anyone here an electrician?
[05/11/2019, 11:13:14] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I've changed a few lightbulbs
[05/11/2019, 11:14:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've stuck the odd fork in the odd socket
[05/11/2019, 11:14:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: With shocking results.
[05/11/2019, 11:14:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
‎[05/11/2019, 12:36:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[05/11/2019, 12:58:35] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Usually lasts an hour or so and involves a stern talking to
[05/11/2019, 13:02:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I didn’t read it properly. It’s the house insurance; not the car 🤦🏻‍♂
[05/11/2019, 13:04:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ouch that's a massive increase
[05/11/2019, 13:04:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It always pisses me off that my home insurance goes up every year.
[05/11/2019, 13:04:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: All other insurance tends to either stay the same or go down
[05/11/2019, 13:13:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man insurance is a pain in the balls. Don't miss that about driving that's for sure.
‎[05/11/2019, 13:56:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[05/11/2019, 13:56:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aaron has broke his foot
[05/11/2019, 13:57:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh shit
[05/11/2019, 13:57:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: How’d you manage that?
[05/11/2019, 13:57:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well fractured
[05/11/2019, 13:57:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Did you throw the knife at your foot instead of the boat?
[05/11/2019, 13:58:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha
[05/11/2019, 13:58:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw fell from a height the hydraulics failed
[05/11/2019, 13:58:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😬
[05/11/2019, 14:03:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬
[05/11/2019, 14:03:39] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Oh that’s the good stuff
[05/11/2019, 14:04:06] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Are you otherwise OK
[05/11/2019, 14:45:26] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ouch. Which bone(s)?
[05/11/2019, 15:14:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fucking hell Aaron can you please stop giving us reasons to worry about you?
[05/11/2019, 15:15:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: All the way down there when we can't even sign your stookie!
[05/11/2019, 15:21:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am on morphine am sound
[05/11/2019, 15:35:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is that you or the drugs talking?
[05/11/2019, 15:37:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Defo one of the two
[05/11/2019, 15:41:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[05/11/2019, 15:41:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: They sending you home?
[05/11/2019, 15:49:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah fuck that half pay shit
[05/11/2019, 15:54:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447932795038 have you even left port yet‽
[05/11/2019, 16:14:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nooe
[05/11/2019, 16:21:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hoo lawdy the fireworks have started. Hide yer dugs.
‎[05/11/2019, 16:23:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[05/11/2019, 16:24:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Why?
[05/11/2019, 16:28:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s an old joke
[05/11/2019, 16:28:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But a good one!
‎[05/11/2019, 16:28:57] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[05/11/2019, 16:29:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[05/11/2019, 16:56:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What an old joke?
[05/11/2019, 17:01:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That gif
[05/11/2019, 17:02:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Original is from this: https://youtu.be/fl9vouECjgs
[05/11/2019, 17:03:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And then after that people made remixes like this one: https://youtu.be/MPRiw9iavJk
[05/11/2019, 17:04:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's an old joke sir, but it checks out.
[05/11/2019, 17:05:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey kids hide your mothers?
[05/11/2019, 18:04:51] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Man i havent seen hide yo kids in years!
[05/11/2019, 19:35:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My new bed arrives tomorrow! 😁
[05/11/2019, 19:44:00] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: RIP
[05/11/2019, 19:45:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You know what else arrives tomorrow? My flight out of here!
[05/11/2019, 19:46:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Woohoo!
[05/11/2019, 19:49:27] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Shapnin bois
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[05/11/2019, 19:50:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oi oi Marcus. Any word about that audition?
[05/11/2019, 20:00:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🎉
[05/11/2019, 20:03:14] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Hee haw :(
[05/11/2019, 20:03:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's crap. :(
[05/11/2019, 20:03:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Shall we smite them?
[05/11/2019, 23:23:55] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Got some crisps from Tesco, saw a blue bag so assumed salt and vinegar, get home and open them, it’s just salted :(
‎[05/11/2019, 23:46:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[06/11/2019, 10:10:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[06/11/2019, 10:10:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[06/11/2019, 10:12:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haggis and everything. What a delight!
[06/11/2019, 10:14:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och man the tattie scone is perfect. 🤤
[06/11/2019, 10:15:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Puts my porridge to shame
[06/11/2019, 10:16:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nothing wrong with some good oats.
[06/11/2019, 10:21:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You just reminded me that I’ve got a breakfast pack in the fridge!
[06/11/2019, 10:22:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Bet it's outta date 🤣
‎[06/11/2019, 10:24:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[06/11/2019, 10:25:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: 138G of fat before the trying oil, Yum
[06/11/2019, 10:25:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Get that bad boy cooked!
[06/11/2019, 10:26:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Doing it now!
[06/11/2019, 10:26:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: At least it's low in sugar? 😂
[06/11/2019, 10:28:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's a spoons breakfast if ever I saw one 🤤🤤🤤
[06/11/2019, 10:29:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Even just the table is a giveaway
[06/11/2019, 10:30:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Except it's not a Spoons. :P
[06/11/2019, 10:31:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Google it for yourself, it's called Beardmore.
‎[06/11/2019, 12:14:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
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[06/11/2019, 12:16:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Enjoy!
‎[06/11/2019, 12:17:50] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[06/11/2019, 12:32:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Have fun!
‎[06/11/2019, 16:25:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎image omitted
‎[06/11/2019, 16:25:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎image omitted
[06/11/2019, 16:26:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I haven't slept in a proper bed since July
[06/11/2019, 16:26:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: At last!!!!
[06/11/2019, 16:31:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hand tufted eh? Sounds fancy
[06/11/2019, 16:41:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: For "consistent tension"
[06/11/2019, 16:42:05] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hand tufting with inconsistent tension could be quite unnerving
‎[07/11/2019, 19:08:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[07/11/2019, 19:08:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[07/11/2019, 19:08:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤🤤
[07/11/2019, 19:09:01] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Looks like a feast!
[07/11/2019, 19:09:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Vanilla and cinnamon whipped cream I made. Parmesan, blue cheese, cheddar and mozzarella mac n cheese.

Apples and pears sauteéd in brown sugar to make a caramelized base then a crumble top with the caramelized apple n cinnamon glazed on top 5 mins before it was ready
[07/11/2019, 19:09:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤🤤🤤
[07/11/2019, 19:09:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Actually found a wee talent
[07/11/2019, 19:10:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Vanilla and cinnamon whipped cream sounds amazing
[07/11/2019, 19:13:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It was good
[07/11/2019, 19:13:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dis it look awright?
[07/11/2019, 19:13:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No
[07/11/2019, 19:13:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: :*
[07/11/2019, 19:13:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It looks fucking amazing
[07/11/2019, 19:13:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: :(
[07/11/2019, 19:14:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: :))))
[07/11/2019, 19:17:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 💯
[07/11/2019, 19:47:04] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Holy fuck aaron. That sounds amazing
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[07/11/2019, 20:55:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I fucking love it
‎[07/11/2019, 21:25:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[08/11/2019, 12:53:34] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Thinking of going to linlithgow to wander around and get drunk tomorrow for a change of scenery. Any other reccomendations of places within easy bus/train distance for some day drinking and pub crawling?
[08/11/2019, 12:54:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Libkithgows a good choice
[08/11/2019, 12:54:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nice walk around the loch
[08/11/2019, 12:54:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Pub crawl where you get a T-shirt at the end if you wanted to complete it
[08/11/2019, 12:54:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Also a pub right next to the train station if you didn’t want to walk around the pubs
[08/11/2019, 12:54:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Also Linlithgow
‎[08/11/2019, 18:41:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[08/11/2019, 18:55:04] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Hey troops, I’ve got a spare ticket to Tim Minchin on the 22nd if anyone wants to see him
[08/11/2019, 18:56:21] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Me? Maybes, Cost and venue and time?
[08/11/2019, 18:59:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤤
[08/11/2019, 19:07:38] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Half 7, £30 SEC
[08/11/2019, 19:15:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: If you want it send me a pm
[08/11/2019, 19:30:10] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Anyone got tickets to foy Vance?
[08/11/2019, 22:33:03] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Anyone for Tim? 😊
‎[09/11/2019, 12:01:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎video omitted
[09/11/2019, 12:04:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[09/11/2019, 12:06:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤🤤
[09/11/2019, 12:07:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😘
‎[09/11/2019, 13:57:51] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: ‎image omitted
[09/11/2019, 13:58:02] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: My mo makes me look like I should be on a register
‎[10/11/2019, 18:49:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[10/11/2019, 18:57:07] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Couldn't have been that good eh?
[10/11/2019, 18:58:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Obv not I cant remember
[10/11/2019, 19:01:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just ask to meet up to refresh your memory
[10/11/2019, 19:04:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Such a mad shagger you can't remember them all 😅👍
[12/11/2019, 10:40:43] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Unemployed again
[12/11/2019, 10:40:50] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Managed 6 weeks
[12/11/2019, 10:42:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: How come? Performance time keeping? Shite job, temporary job?
[12/11/2019, 10:43:25] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Bosses were assholes and I er...
[12/11/2019, 10:44:03] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Well I was just a bit short with the company owner telling me I had a box inside out...then the hr woman screamed at me and I told her they dont pay me enough to scream at me and drove home
[12/11/2019, 10:44:08] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I'm sure it will work out
[12/11/2019, 10:44:31] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: It wasn't inside out by the way...cos I'm not a dumbass
[12/11/2019, 10:49:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Jesus, Who cares if it's inside out, As long as it shuts.
[12/11/2019, 10:57:25] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: They dont pay you enough to scream at you. Youre better off.
[12/11/2019, 16:43:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al get you a job bro am the master at job getting
[12/11/2019, 16:44:33] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Cheers bud
[12/11/2019, 16:44:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lie on your cv
[12/11/2019, 16:44:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Honestly
[12/11/2019, 16:45:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And send in the cv then call the place and say
[12/11/2019, 16:45:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Have you received a CV from me cause my emails are saying it's not delivered yet it's in my sent box
[12/11/2019, 16:45:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So they get a voice to the name and also a bit of eagerness
[12/11/2019, 16:46:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then call daily
[12/11/2019, 16:46:12] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Experience in warehouses moving houses data analyst operation support care work for people with disabilities bar work bar back and retail. Got a math degree too and I can play the guitar and juggle. Probably will lie...who wants to be a reference?
[12/11/2019, 16:47:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: People eventually say give him a fucking job so he stops annoying the fuck out of me
[12/11/2019, 16:47:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And when you phone the place ask to speak to someone in HR cause its them who make the decisions
[12/11/2019, 16:48:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al easy be a reference like
[12/11/2019, 16:48:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Put in your cv you served time on a ship analysing sub sea seismic data
[12/11/2019, 16:49:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And put me down as the deck operative and al give yi a reference
[12/11/2019, 16:49:27] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I am in a warehouse right now, they store Carlsberg beer, interested ?
[12/11/2019, 16:50:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ahhh av the perfect one
[12/11/2019, 16:51:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Say you was analysing the data collected from the acoustics recorded when I was doing the unexploded ww2 ordinances
[12/11/2019, 16:52:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And put me down as the deck operative and client
[12/11/2019, 16:57:17] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Youse guys are awesome
[12/11/2019, 16:57:34] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: But right now I'm gonna go meet my wife and get drunk
[12/11/2019, 16:58:19] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: (she works at the same company and is super chilled out and even she wants to scratch the eyes out of the higher ups)
[12/11/2019, 16:58:43] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Can you message me privately about this?
[12/11/2019, 17:00:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Cans or kegs?
[12/11/2019, 17:00:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: To whom it concerns,

I can fully reccomend Chris for the role he is applying for, I have worked with him twice offshore in the central north sea and once in the northern north sea area. During our time working together chris proved himself capable of sharp initiative and absolute professionalism in his role as data analyst for the task we had at hand (sub sea recordings of the demolitions of UXO's). Not only did he show great talent in that field, but also his organisational skills and helping whenever possible on deck. As a client u have came across many people but I can say with confidence chris would be a valuable team member in any role he may be offered. Friendly, approachable, reliable and focused. 

I wish chris all the best in his future endeavors and hope we meet again to work together.

Kind regards 
Aaron
Deck operator/ designated person offshore overseeing phase1/b UXO clearance.
[12/11/2019, 17:01:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How does that grab your attention?
[12/11/2019, 17:05:31] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: It might be a bit far away realistically. I am in Northampton today. I am working with XPO though, I can try and get in contact with their Sainsbury business next to Glasgow (G75 0ZZ) if you like?
[12/11/2019, 17:06:00] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Both, they take all the production from the brewery in Northampton
[12/11/2019, 17:08:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've got a pap who's just set up a marine company and has his own boat and is expanding so will be needing an accountant shortly. If your any good at that I can reccomend you
[12/11/2019, 17:08:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He loves in fife but you can work from home but al see what hes saying
[12/11/2019, 17:09:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If your any good at that's stuff
[12/11/2019, 17:28:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Loves in Fife eh? 🤤
[12/11/2019, 17:30:18] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 👍
[12/11/2019, 17:34:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤🤤🤤

(BTW you put 'u' in there)
[12/11/2019, 17:34:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye it was a draft yi bunch of nazis
[12/11/2019, 17:35:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And a very little amount of typos considering it was me typing it
[12/11/2019, 17:35:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You know what am like for typos
[12/11/2019, 17:43:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Touché
[12/11/2019, 19:30:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Soooooo
[12/11/2019, 19:30:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Think am heading to dunkirk
[12/11/2019, 19:32:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: For fun?
[12/11/2019, 19:34:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Work
[12/11/2019, 19:41:40] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Need some beer for the trip?
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[12/11/2019, 21:16:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: My man
[12/11/2019, 21:16:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Get big die trying
[12/11/2019, 21:24:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤🤤🤤
[12/11/2019, 21:24:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Squats yesterday, struggling to walk today
[12/11/2019, 21:25:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Back to the gym for me tomorrow
[13/11/2019, 09:14:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Im coming to yours.
[13/11/2019, 09:14:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol, I got it so the only sweat I need to deal with is my own!
[13/11/2019, 09:15:08] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Anyone got any jobs going, ideally Monday to Friday , I’ll do literally anything
[13/11/2019, 09:15:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I don’t know of any but if I hear of anything I’ll let you know
[13/11/2019, 10:30:42] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: What sort of profile/experience do you have?
[13/11/2019, 10:34:46] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve worked warehouse jobs before, excellent customer service skill cause I’m a musician that chats to punters. I’m reliable and great with word and I’m ok at excel. I’m a fast learner
[13/11/2019, 10:34:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: And I’m a sound cunt
[13/11/2019, 10:36:27] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve also got cash handling experience and I’m good at making the teas
[13/11/2019, 16:17:53] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Being unemployed is not so bad
[13/11/2019, 16:18:01] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Didn't get out of bed til 12
[13/11/2019, 16:18:11] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Cooked and smoked a bowl then I fancied a walk
[13/11/2019, 16:18:16] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Then I fancied a pint
[13/11/2019, 16:18:28] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: And now I'm in the laurieston
[13/11/2019, 16:18:33] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I applied for a few jobs
[13/11/2019, 16:18:50] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Let's enjoy the time off again eh lads. No point stressing
[13/11/2019, 16:19:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's the way my man! ✊
[13/11/2019, 16:20:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I usually think I'll smoke a bowl then go for a walk but by the time I've smoked the bowl I ain't leaving the flat.
[13/11/2019, 16:24:32] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I think it's cos it's hash. It's weird cos it makes me high but makes me wanna move too. Disco weed.
[13/11/2019, 16:25:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah yeah the hash I used to get in  Newcastle didn't get me stoned so much as high
[13/11/2019, 16:25:22] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Anyone into punk music in here? Been listening to tons of black flag and watching a few documentaries and stuff recently.
[13/11/2019, 16:25:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Twas shite hash thougb
[13/11/2019, 16:25:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not hardcore into it, but can appreciate some punk every now and then
[13/11/2019, 16:26:04] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: This is good but...I'm missing the stoned feeling. Think I'll be picking up soon
[13/11/2019, 16:26:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’m asking again if anyone fancys going to Tim Minchin on the 22nd give me a shout
[13/11/2019, 16:26:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh it's the best part.
[13/11/2019, 16:26:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tempting
[13/11/2019, 16:28:01] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I'm poor now so I bid ten pounds Marcus. Tell me on the 21st if I win
[13/11/2019, 16:44:54] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Asking again if anyone has foy Vance tickets going spare
[14/11/2019, 17:32:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right gang
[14/11/2019, 17:32:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I need back up here
[14/11/2019, 17:32:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This puns I sent
[14/11/2019, 17:32:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Are they funny or am I just kidding myself thinking am funny
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[14/11/2019, 17:33:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Still sorta interested, Unsure if I'm able untill the morning of the 22nd.
[14/11/2019, 17:34:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Those are brilliant puns and show that you're well prepared to be a dad
[14/11/2019, 17:34:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Those are bad but also funny.
[14/11/2019, 17:34:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The last one was quick I thought
[14/11/2019, 17:35:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye theyre bad I know
[14/11/2019, 17:35:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But like funny bad if that makes sense
[14/11/2019, 17:35:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like surely anybody would chuckle or smile at least
[14/11/2019, 17:36:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ir breathe air through there nose heavier
[14/11/2019, 17:39:01] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Give me a shout
[14/11/2019, 17:46:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sorry buddy, didn't quite get there.
Maybe if it had ended on "it must be nice, getting paid to pump all day"
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[15/11/2019, 17:12:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Shire leave, sailor boy?
[15/11/2019, 17:12:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Shore.
[15/11/2019, 17:13:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye roll on
[15/11/2019, 17:13:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A month sitting on my hoop
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[15/11/2019, 18:19:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: New haircut bois
[15/11/2019, 18:21:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Looking good!
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[16/11/2019, 16:12:43] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Enjoy
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[16/11/2019, 16:18:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: This has brought great joy to my life.
[16/11/2019, 16:19:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Did he leave the windows open a wee bit for you all?
[16/11/2019, 16:19:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oops
[16/11/2019, 16:19:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Discussing a fart?
[16/11/2019, 16:19:30] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Yeah it’s a bit draughty @447919194788
[16/11/2019, 16:19:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
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[16/11/2019, 19:21:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nice
[16/11/2019, 19:30:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice
[16/11/2019, 22:17:19] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Nice
[16/11/2019, 22:17:47] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I'm in the breewxog in merchant city phone on 3 per cent say hi if you see me!
[17/11/2019, 13:39:38] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Theme song of the day

https://open.spotify.com/track/37AmtN5YAoCJT8CBRJmW6i?si=_jsTkLtxT26q5iy430GcgA
‎[17/11/2019, 14:16:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[17/11/2019, 14:17:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Where’s that one?
[17/11/2019, 14:29:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: tantallon castle
[17/11/2019, 14:29:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's bloody impressive.
[17/11/2019, 14:29:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ver imposing in the landscape and coast line.
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[17/11/2019, 14:48:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but where
[17/11/2019, 14:49:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Looks like the bass rock in the foreground
[17/11/2019, 14:49:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Background even
[17/11/2019, 14:49:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So north berwick?
[17/11/2019, 15:16:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yup
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[17/11/2019, 18:49:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The sound of the (NZ) summer… Special Edition Part 1 Fat Freddy's Drop
https://open.spotify.com/album/1mg7vDcEat4eN8FcxBNsmm?si=YirvbTZWTe2IF_hAFFAWhA
[18/11/2019, 09:18:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: There's talk of my work sending us home cause it's to cold
[18/11/2019, 09:18:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
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[18/11/2019, 09:19:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I suspect it's just talk.
[18/11/2019, 09:19:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am en route hane anyway
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[18/11/2019, 09:20:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You look warm!
[18/11/2019, 09:20:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken if they close work anoo they'll have to close it all winter
[18/11/2019, 09:21:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So fucking dream on pal
[18/11/2019, 09:21:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Got my long sleeve thermals on, Then my regular working clothes on, Then my fleece, my neck tie and my snood.
[18/11/2019, 09:21:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm not go cold but I'll play that card to get home all day long!
[18/11/2019, 09:21:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Toché
[18/11/2019, 09:21:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Touché
[18/11/2019, 09:22:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am drunk
[18/11/2019, 09:28:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: The warehouse I'm working on is freezing, The supply tank for the gas furnace ruptured and the never replaced it. It was the for the warehouse Hester.
[18/11/2019, 09:28:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Heater, So the office is nice a toasty, But the warehouse is Baltic.
[18/11/2019, 09:31:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: So we're playing the cold card more so they fix the damn furnace, rather than send us home
[18/11/2019, 09:49:22] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: What shall we do with the drunken sailor early in the mornin?
[18/11/2019, 09:50:52] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Also whoever mentioned Fat Freddys drop 👍I assume you're also into sticky fingers?
[18/11/2019, 09:51:27] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Here’s an album for you… Caress Your Soul Sticky Fingers
https://open.spotify.com/album/1dpC5MkRXeSEwnMMWG6t2z?si=_8f-CYFYTuSFkR1vKkw5VQ
[18/11/2019, 10:47:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Never heard of em
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[18/11/2019, 10:49:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just need a pair of jew stopmers and al be ready to go
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[18/11/2019, 14:39:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Wow. That's gorgeous
[18/11/2019, 14:39:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Cairngorm in the background
[18/11/2019, 14:39:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Loch an Eilein Castle
Rothiemurchus Camp Site, Coylumbridge, Aviemore PH22 1QU
https://goo.gl/maps/5huqsuppR7KyXYaP6

Nice place
[18/11/2019, 14:41:16] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Looks nice, I see that it is a camp site, are you there camping?
[18/11/2019, 14:43:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah your near my part of the woods there pal
[18/11/2019, 14:45:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Would love to camp in the winter but I’ll wait until the kids are a bit older. Just visiting!
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[20/11/2019, 20:43:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Have you ever fucking seen so much bullshit
[20/11/2019, 20:45:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's why I don't use facebook
[20/11/2019, 20:45:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How do people believe that?
[20/11/2019, 20:46:24] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I'm genuinely curious: how do illegal emigrants get any benefits?
[20/11/2019, 20:46:34] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Gives me the boak that people are that stupid
[20/11/2019, 20:47:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Their logic is Refugee = ALEGURL EMERGANT
[20/11/2019, 20:48:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They bloody dont
[20/11/2019, 20:48:25] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: That's what I thought.
[20/11/2019, 20:48:55] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: On the other hand, when it comes to refugees I've seen people jealous about them, wouldn't know how much they get tho.
[20/11/2019, 20:49:46] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: They’re coming over here, stealing our jobs AND getting unemployment benefits
[20/11/2019, 20:50:03] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: 😂
[20/11/2019, 20:50:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like I'm sure there is something given to them when they're found out. Like temp watched over accommodation and maybe someone of authority will go out and get them food cause  they'll be held until sent home. Obv not sure on how it works but aye they'll get something myme that
[20/11/2019, 20:51:54] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I worked with a guy who worked escort to fly them back home. Pretty much spot on.
[20/11/2019, 20:52:25] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: When it comes to government contracts, I'm sure there was quite a bit of money spent on that
[20/11/2019, 20:52:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[20/11/2019, 20:53:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No where fucking ever has an ILLEGAL immigrant received £25k
‎[20/11/2019, 20:56:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[20/11/2019, 20:58:18] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: All true. Facts don't matter tho.
[20/11/2019, 20:58:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Correct
[20/11/2019, 20:58:56] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: On the other hand, sometimes I think how my home country kept me through 12 years of school, and then I used all that knowledge to come here and work... so it goes both ways
[20/11/2019, 21:00:38] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: "people make me fucking sick", I can't disagree with your last words there...
[20/11/2019, 21:01:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Enraging small minded right wingers through scaremongering is what really matters and getting rich through a combination of gutter type journalism and sales
[20/11/2019, 21:03:32] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I am fortunate to have been an expat when living abroad rather than an immigrant... I have had a wildly different experience than all of the so called "migrants" even if I was living on my host country's tax money!
[20/11/2019, 21:05:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What the difference between an expat and immigrant
[20/11/2019, 21:05:38] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: None
[20/11/2019, 21:06:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Probs a stupid question but genuinely dont know the difference
[20/11/2019, 21:06:34] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: What people call "expat" are the immigrants that they accept
[20/11/2019, 21:08:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ats fuckin awful eh
[20/11/2019, 21:08:40] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: "But what makes one person an expat, and another a foreign worker or migrant? Often the former is used to describe educated, rich professionals working abroad, while those in less privileged positions — for example, a maid in the Gulf states or a construction worker in Asia — are deemed foreign workers or migrant workers."
[20/11/2019, 21:08:55] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20170119-who-should-be-called-an-expat
[20/11/2019, 21:09:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Honestly that's almost word for word of what k imagined it to be
[20/11/2019, 21:10:14] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: So pretty much any "upper class", preferably white, is an expat
[20/11/2019, 21:10:21] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: rest of us are migrants
[20/11/2019, 21:10:32] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: or immigrants
[20/11/2019, 21:10:58] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That is a common understanding yes, and it can have serious negative consequences for the so called migrants
[20/11/2019, 21:12:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've heard it being as narrowly focused as only brits abroad being called 'expats'. Gotta love that imperialist spirit
[20/11/2019, 21:14:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So what you're saying is tories, DUP, Brexit party are expats  and working class parties like snp, lab, LD's are immigrants
[20/11/2019, 21:15:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Broadly speaking, but there are cunts on the left and good people on the right
[20/11/2019, 21:16:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lifes not black and white unfortunately
[20/11/2019, 21:17:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank you Jason. But I was speaking tongue in cheek xx
[20/11/2019, 21:18:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair dos. I was being uncharacteristically level
[20/11/2019, 21:19:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha
[20/11/2019, 21:26:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm not 'lucky enough' to have been born in the home of the empire, so I just own the fact that I'm a filthy imurgrant stealing the jerbs
[20/11/2019, 21:28:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The tk of jowbs
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[20/11/2019, 21:28:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: South park does it brilliant
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[20/11/2019, 21:30:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hehe
[20/11/2019, 21:31:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway
[20/11/2019, 21:31:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey did you guys know illegal immigrants get 25000 a year!!??
[20/11/2019, 21:32:07] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Damn, I should have crossed the border illegally!
[20/11/2019, 21:32:14] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: If you’re stealing jobs AND getting benefits obviously you’re getting 25000 a year
[20/11/2019, 21:41:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: WTF!! I had to PAY ~5k to be here legally for 5 years! And you're telling me I could have been paid FIVE TIMES that if I'd just swum over from France‽
[20/11/2019, 21:41:45] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Kayak it over
[20/11/2019, 21:42:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Swim. Power move.
[20/11/2019, 21:44:39] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: (*takes notes)
[20/11/2019, 21:44:54] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I gotta plan for when my visa runs out
[20/11/2019, 21:54:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: When mine runs out I'm eligible for ILR
[20/11/2019, 21:54:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Then once I've had that for a year - naturalisation
[20/11/2019, 21:55:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Then I'll claim all the benefits.
[20/11/2019, 21:55:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: All. Of. Them.
[20/11/2019, 21:58:28] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Living the dream, man. Living that immigrant dream
[20/11/2019, 21:59:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll be Officially British and all
[20/11/2019, 22:00:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Two passports 👌🇳🇿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
[20/11/2019, 22:00:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (hoping for Scottish passports by then)
[20/11/2019, 22:00:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So, actually Officially Scottish would be the aim.
[20/11/2019, 22:02:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: As a current Brit/American living here, do you think I'll be able to get triple citizenship if I stay here post-referendum? Would love to have Scottish citizenship too
[20/11/2019, 22:10:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't think the US would allow that? Don't they have really strict rules about dual citizenship as it is? Although I was of the impression that you even had to give up your US citizenship to hold British, so could be totally wrong...
[20/11/2019, 22:12:27] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I was born into both citizenships, at the time you could inherit British citizenship from your parents when born in a foreign nation. I think that may have changed since? To become a US citizen you technically have to renounce all other citizenships, but my dad recently became a US citizen and still has British citizenship. He also wore union flag socks at the swearing-in ceremony
[20/11/2019, 22:20:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Apparently that's because even though you renounce British citizenship to the US, it is not recognised by the UK unless the renounce meant is made to "competent UK authorities"
[20/11/2019, 22:20:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Finding competent authority in the UK would be a tough one.
[20/11/2019, 22:21:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahaha
[20/11/2019, 22:37:42] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Yeah i think the issue is normally the US doesnt recognize dual citizenship but other countries can do what they want
[20/11/2019, 22:39:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Holy shit I just discovered I can legally vote in the UK as a commonwealth citizen!
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[20/11/2019, 22:39:59] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: You better register
[20/11/2019, 22:40:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Doing it now
[20/11/2019, 22:40:14] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Grats!
[20/11/2019, 22:40:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yaaaaas could u vote on ny behalf for snp
[20/11/2019, 22:40:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mostly to improve my credit score tho
[20/11/2019, 22:40:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause I'm too late to register my new address and I've moved twice since the last one haha
[20/11/2019, 22:40:41] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Can you not vote?
[20/11/2019, 22:40:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm not registered to my new address
[20/11/2019, 22:41:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Something I found out
[20/11/2019, 22:41:17] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Do it, shitebag if you don’t
[20/11/2019, 22:41:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I had to register when I moved in 2013 for the 2014 referendum
[20/11/2019, 22:41:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And since that was only a scottish vote I didnt get put in the uk registry
[20/11/2019, 22:41:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You're not listening to me
[20/11/2019, 22:42:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I gotchu 😘
[20/11/2019, 22:42:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I registered to vote when I moved to glasgow
[20/11/2019, 22:42:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I had to get glasgow council and moray council to liaise cause I was technically still I resident of moray in
[20/11/2019, 22:43:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause I never actually moved to Glasgow in the legal term. My friend moved and I went in his place and paid him the rent which he paid to the landlord
[20/11/2019, 22:44:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I eventually got my registration letter and it just came through last week to my old address
[20/11/2019, 22:44:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So inphoned and said I've moved house and I'm now to late
[20/11/2019, 22:44:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Don't you just need to update it online?
[20/11/2019, 22:44:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So fucking take that back
[20/11/2019, 22:45:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but they send you a letter
[20/11/2019, 22:45:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's what I just did to register
[20/11/2019, 22:45:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Takes a week
[20/11/2019, 22:45:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then send it back and takes a week to get back to you
[20/11/2019, 22:45:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sye but you was already registered
[20/11/2019, 22:46:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fuck now I need to have a good hard look at party policies and decide who to vote for
[20/11/2019, 22:46:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was getting fucked cause I was registered in 2 councils and could commit voters fraud
[20/11/2019, 22:46:34] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: SNP or shitebag , greens are alright as well
[20/11/2019, 22:46:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shousnt have actually did what i done lil
[20/11/2019, 22:47:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sike, I'm just gonna blindly vote snp
[20/11/2019, 22:47:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So my pal was here for college and finished and wanted ti move back to buckie. I wanted to move t Glasgow on my time off and he wanted back ASAP cause he was really home sick
[20/11/2019, 22:47:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So we just took our things and swapped houses
[20/11/2019, 22:48:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All our mail etc we just posted to eachother or got our friends in family to take it home and away when they was up or down visiting
[20/11/2019, 22:48:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I mean read up on stuff, but don’t vote Tory
[20/11/2019, 22:48:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not sure what's gone wrong in your case Aaron, but I'm just reading the faqs now - there's no letter to receive/send back, they just verify my application against my NI details and let me know I'm registered.
[20/11/2019, 22:48:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And we fucked it up by registering to vote
[20/11/2019, 22:48:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Why not? Tory's hot.
[20/11/2019, 22:48:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I repeat again
[20/11/2019, 22:48:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was registered in moray
[20/11/2019, 22:48:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Don't worry, I believe you.
[20/11/2019, 22:49:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And then applied to get registered in Glasgow
[20/11/2019, 22:49:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Staaaahhhhhpppp
[20/11/2019, 22:49:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ans they was like hol' up
[20/11/2019, 22:49:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No you've did this to yourself
[20/11/2019, 22:49:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why you trying to vote in two places
[20/11/2019, 22:49:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Surely registering in one place nullifies the other...
[20/11/2019, 22:49:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then had to move (legally to glasgow)
[20/11/2019, 22:50:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll refer you to my comment about competent UK authorities, though
[20/11/2019, 22:50:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Uh oh this is a looong recording
‎[20/11/2019, 22:51:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[20/11/2019, 22:51:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I never had any residency in glasgow. Only me and my company knew I lived here as ne and my pal just swapped houses
[20/11/2019, 22:52:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I listened to about half. I'm not accusing you of lying, it just doesn't make sense. "competent UK authorities"
[20/11/2019, 22:52:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Chill pal
‎[20/11/2019, 22:52:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[20/11/2019, 22:52:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No
[20/11/2019, 22:52:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tough
[20/11/2019, 22:53:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right put it this way
[20/11/2019, 22:53:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Say you said fuck it I'm going to stay with my friend in aberdeen for a month
[20/11/2019, 22:53:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And you went up there and then said I want to vote here
[20/11/2019, 22:53:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And registered
[20/11/2019, 22:54:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They could come back and say wtf is this? You live in glasgow and you have no address in Aberdeen
[20/11/2019, 22:54:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ok that's essentially what I have done except I was down here a year and totally forgot about it
[20/11/2019, 22:55:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So instead of just registering I had to prove I was in glasgow and also get passed the fact that they thought I was committing voters fraud which isn't a quick process
[20/11/2019, 22:55:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm calm now sorry
[20/11/2019, 22:55:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: OK that makes sense. The whole thing hinges on your residential address. Done. Over. No more info required.
[20/11/2019, 22:55:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I apologise
[20/11/2019, 22:55:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣
[20/11/2019, 22:56:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You're a nut.
[20/11/2019, 22:56:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've just got back into the gym and I've been 5 times since av been home and it's been an awesome outlet. I made plans to go an hour ago but then I'd be overtraining
[20/11/2019, 22:56:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I got hyped for it but not doing anymore and I'm upset about it
[20/11/2019, 22:57:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And yes you might say am overtraining as it is but when your on test and dbol there is no such thing as over training cause your rest period is nullified due to them turbocharging your recovery time lol
[20/11/2019, 22:59:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I only take lsd
[20/11/2019, 22:59:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ..ok
[20/11/2019, 23:00:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Random but fuck I live on random and being slightly odd
[20/11/2019, 23:00:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So more power to yi bro
[20/11/2019, 23:03:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I felt I needed to contribute something
[20/11/2019, 23:04:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I do though. Micro dosed. Had a 10mcg dose this morning, a little bigger than my usual, so I was on fire at work. Had to cool it off a bit as I had too many balls in the air at one point. But in general its awesome and has made my life much more content
[20/11/2019, 23:05:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Dose one day, two days off, dose again on the third day.
[20/11/2019, 23:19:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuckin ace
[20/11/2019, 23:19:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Love it
[20/11/2019, 23:20:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm more superdose testosterone until I'm walking on my break time and walk around like an alpha Male
[20/11/2019, 23:20:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Everything becomes a challenge
[20/11/2019, 23:20:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You can make a lovely toffee pavlova?
[20/11/2019, 23:21:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Move aside and watch this fucking masterpiece
[20/11/2019, 23:21:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And of course anything other than winning is unacceptable
[20/11/2019, 23:21:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So it's either you win or lose and have to lift weights feel better
[20/11/2019, 23:22:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I see this as a win
[20/11/2019, 23:26:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣
[20/11/2019, 23:28:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Testosterone is one helluva drug
‎[20/11/2019, 23:31:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/11/2019, 23:31:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Who needs a van?
[20/11/2019, 23:31:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Not me!
‎[20/11/2019, 23:31:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[20/11/2019, 23:52:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ahh, tetris
[21/11/2019, 01:28:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Neighbour's dickhead illiterate friends are too spaced out on whatever weird drugs they take to remember which flat their friend lives in, so they keep ringing my bell at absurd hours and yelling "DONNY LET ME IN" down the fucking entry phone and acting surprised I don't want them in my building. They just rang my bell like 5 times in a row then spent a while yelling and loudly whistling in the street. Almost makes me miss the ubiquity of coppers with guns from the US.
[21/11/2019, 01:29:21] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: It would still take the cops a good 20 mins to show up
[21/11/2019, 01:29:22] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Aye just phone the polis and say cunts are trying to gain entry to your house
[21/11/2019, 01:30:14] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Perhaps I should install the facilities to dump boiling oil from my kitchen window
[21/11/2019, 01:30:20] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: But im sorry those assholes are hanging round
[21/11/2019, 01:30:40] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: You are in europe. Obv you live in a castle. So its only appropriate
‎[21/11/2019, 01:32:30] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[21/11/2019, 01:33:16] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Just yeet a boiled kettle at then
[21/11/2019, 01:33:23] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Them*
[21/11/2019, 01:33:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That is a remarkably satisfying thing to imagine
[21/11/2019, 01:36:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'd personally open the door and tell them your house isna donnys hoose so fucking beat it and if you cunts knock again you'll be forced to phone the polis and they'll find oot fit you cunts are up to so domy ruin my for everyone
[21/11/2019, 01:37:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Be firm and stand your ground and offer them the choice and make it obvious your sound but on your limit and that you really dont want to involve the polis
[21/11/2019, 01:38:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or take me up for the day cause this testosterone is hitting all the right spots rn ngl
[21/11/2019, 01:38:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Haha come defend my castle please
[21/11/2019, 01:38:41] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: And then he can involve burning hot liquids? After the chat?
[21/11/2019, 01:39:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Correct
[21/11/2019, 01:39:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Put sugar in your kettle first though and make that burns stickkkkk brother
[21/11/2019, 01:40:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I'm in 3-1 and they're looking for people in 3-2, only 2 flats per floor in my building. Wankers can't remember a single digit for a few days at a time
[21/11/2019, 01:40:11] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Napalm, I like it!
[21/11/2019, 01:41:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Itll keep happening until you tell them
[21/11/2019, 01:41:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And word of advice from my days on the street brother..
[21/11/2019, 01:43:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The second you get the cops invovled they'll know for a fact its you cause in the morning after these guys are laughing about accidentally coming in for you and not donnie. I say that cause the other fun part of taking drugs is talking about funny and embarrassing moments being on drugs
[21/11/2019, 01:44:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So sir unless you hassle all the time I'd talk to them first
[21/11/2019, 01:44:48] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Good point
[21/11/2019, 01:44:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Fuck sake. Glad I spend most of my time elsewhere
[21/11/2019, 01:45:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They're no high up gangsters cause they dont get fucked up and certainly keep themselves scarce as something stupid like this could get the cops involved and its not worth it
[21/11/2019, 01:46:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: These guys are your average junkie with no strength or brains so an idle threat will  be listened too
[21/11/2019, 01:47:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Also
[21/11/2019, 01:47:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A good tactic is
[21/11/2019, 01:49:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tell them the cops were at YOUR door for a noise complaint and tell then to be careful cause one day they'll comeback
[21/11/2019, 01:50:16] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Haha brilliant I will have to give that a go next time
[21/11/2019, 01:50:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And let them know your a warning away from getting tooken to the station and that your skint and cant afford another fine
[21/11/2019, 01:53:04] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Gotta sleep but will be dreaming of using your techniques against these tossers
[21/11/2019, 01:53:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All these things make then think your the same as them in terms of being in trouble and that's a thing they take as street credit
[21/11/2019, 01:55:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hehehe night pal
[21/11/2019, 06:10:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good fucking morning lovelies.
[21/11/2019, 07:23:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Hey Nikki, hVe you returned from holidays?
[21/11/2019, 07:25:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👋🏻
[21/11/2019, 07:27:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Morning pal. Not quite yet. In the same timezone though so close enough. 😋
[21/11/2019, 07:27:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Howzit Stu.
[21/11/2019, 07:36:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👋👋👋
[21/11/2019, 07:38:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Morning Jase. How do?
[21/11/2019, 07:42:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: All good. How was your holiday?
[21/11/2019, 10:13:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Feel as if I was gone for months, man.
‎[21/11/2019, 10:13:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[21/11/2019, 10:13:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Glasgow hasn't been the same without you
[21/11/2019, 10:18:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aw bless ❤️ I missed you lot as well.
[21/11/2019, 11:11:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: NIKKKKKI
[21/11/2019, 11:11:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mammy bear xxx
[21/11/2019, 11:18:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Awrite pal how's you and the foot?
‎[21/11/2019, 14:02:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[21/11/2019, 15:53:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂 probably wouldn’t have paid him after that
[21/11/2019, 16:02:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I just put in a complaint and the manager was like I know exactly who it is and she'll deal with it right away
[21/11/2019, 16:03:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nk even giving him time to give his side of the story
[21/11/2019, 16:03:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was being very polite and stuff and the difference between if your angry or angry but nice and polite is unreal
[21/11/2019, 16:04:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know how to act from now on when wanting something
[21/11/2019, 17:47:53] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Lol have you been doing it the other way previously?
[21/11/2019, 17:48:13] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Anyone with a backbone will just be miffed that you're having a go at them
[21/11/2019, 19:40:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What's miffed hahaha
[21/11/2019, 19:41:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Awww haha got it thanks urban dictionary
[21/11/2019, 20:33:47] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: That must be an English word lol
[21/11/2019, 20:34:18] ‪+44 7493 416773‬: Dad's from Essex so I've picked a bunch of weird Essex shit up off him
[21/11/2019, 20:42:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's fairly common
[21/11/2019, 20:42:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aaron's just one of today's 10000
[21/11/2019, 20:43:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: https://xkcd.com/1053/
[21/11/2019, 20:43:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I know it well!
[21/11/2019, 20:44:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's an xkcd for everything.
[21/11/2019, 20:44:10] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Anyone one of today's 10000 on the today's 10000 comic?
[21/11/2019, 20:44:14] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: #meta
[21/11/2019, 20:44:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: There must be
[21/11/2019, 20:44:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I hope its Aaron again
[21/11/2019, 20:44:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: He deserves to learn two things today
[21/11/2019, 20:45:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: @447932795038 yo
[21/11/2019, 20:45:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh yeah the at symbol 😂
[21/11/2019, 20:46:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've had to pull out the 'correct horse battery staple' comic a few times to back up my arguments about password complexity & rotation at my last 3 jobs.
[21/11/2019, 20:47:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: All my passwords are that format now thanks to that
[21/11/2019, 20:48:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right what the fuck is this
[21/11/2019, 20:48:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Unless it’s a place that has stupid rules about capitals and symbols
[21/11/2019, 20:49:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The handful that I need to remember follow that pattern, the rest are really long and complex and stored in a password manager
[21/11/2019, 20:50:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ...that I self-host
‎[21/11/2019, 20:52:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[21/11/2019, 20:54:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's correct sir, I do computers.
[21/11/2019, 20:55:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can confirm I have now learnt 2 things today
‎[21/11/2019, 20:55:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[21/11/2019, 20:56:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
[21/11/2019, 20:57:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh no you didn't just commit the cardinal sin of jetlag, did you?
[21/11/2019, 21:02:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I did. Couldn't get a wink of sleep on the plane so had to be done.
[21/11/2019, 21:03:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Back to work on Monday though so plenty of time to fix it.
[21/11/2019, 21:03:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm not angry
[21/11/2019, 21:03:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But
[21/11/2019, 21:03:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I _am_ disappointed.
‎[21/11/2019, 21:03:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[21/11/2019, 21:03:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och no fucks given, Jase. Judge away.
[21/11/2019, 21:05:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I didn't really sleep the 25ish hours Glasgow - nz, but because I arrived at 10am I got a bit of a second wind
[21/11/2019, 21:05:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Followed by third and fourth winds
[21/11/2019, 21:05:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Then I slept for 13hr straight
[21/11/2019, 21:08:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lightweight.
[21/11/2019, 21:10:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nae jetlag
[21/11/2019, 21:41:49] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Some manky bastard defos sniffed your skiddies
[21/11/2019, 21:44:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You guys ever heard of
[21/11/2019, 21:44:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: pili multigemini
[21/11/2019, 21:44:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause I get it often and plucking them is so fucking satisfying
[21/11/2019, 21:45:30] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hair with many twins?
[21/11/2019, 21:45:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's a rare thing when like 4 or 5 hairs grow out the same follicle but they're all binded
[21/11/2019, 21:45:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oh weird
[21/11/2019, 21:45:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And so it's like a mental thick hair
[21/11/2019, 21:45:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That sounds uncomfortable
[21/11/2019, 21:45:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye ats exactly what it is
[21/11/2019, 21:46:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye sometimes of it's really thick and you have a longer beard if you scratch it it can be really painful
[21/11/2019, 21:47:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Similar to scratching and ingrown hair but a sharp sudden pain then it's over and doesn't hang around for ages like a ingrown
[21/11/2019, 21:47:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But when you scratch it its painful agin
[21/11/2019, 21:48:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So you use that as an indicstor
[21/11/2019, 21:48:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then sieve through the beard and finally you'll cone to it
[21/11/2019, 21:49:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And when you tweezers it it comes out so easy and it's so deep and so much relief that you didnt realise was gone in the first place if u get what ah mean
[21/11/2019, 21:49:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I feel so violated!
[21/11/2019, 21:51:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Never heard of that Aaron.
[21/11/2019, 21:52:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: https://images.app.goo.gl/69Ag8K5DJirHNqjF8
[21/11/2019, 21:53:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's what the look like on stubble. Note the difference in thickness
[21/11/2019, 21:54:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And since it's so deep it feels like them perfect whitehead spot pops that just gets every bit of puss out and you hear it pop and the spot just disappears. You know them?
[21/11/2019, 21:55:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So long may I get pili multigemini xxxx
‎[21/11/2019, 21:56:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[21/11/2019, 23:02:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I think that xkcd is applicable to us all today now.
[21/11/2019, 23:02:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: We all learned a thing!
‎[22/11/2019, 11:33:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[22/11/2019, 11:34:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Today's collection of pili multigemini
[22/11/2019, 11:35:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😮
[22/11/2019, 12:20:12] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Thanks for sharing
[22/11/2019, 12:20:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nice feeling tho
[22/11/2019, 12:24:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤮🤮🤮
[22/11/2019, 16:05:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Anyone done any amazon black Friday shopping today?
[22/11/2019, 16:17:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m saving my Black Friday spending for the Lego store!
[22/11/2019, 16:18:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lego vip weekend tomorrow and Sunday, Black Friday sale starts Monday. I’m a little excited
[22/11/2019, 16:23:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oooo love me some lego
[22/11/2019, 16:28:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You still selling this?
[22/11/2019, 16:28:33] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: No sorry someone jumped in and got it
[22/11/2019, 20:29:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Happy Friday ya filthy animals.
‎[22/11/2019, 20:40:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: ‎image omitted
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[22/11/2019, 20:41:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Back into it guys
[22/11/2019, 20:42:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Some encouragement would be helpul
[22/11/2019, 20:42:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Helpful
[22/11/2019, 21:42:22] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Fuck em up sailor
‎[22/11/2019, 22:08:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[22/11/2019, 22:08:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447932795038
[22/11/2019, 22:35:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Big n strong like donkey Kong
[22/11/2019, 23:36:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How many barrels can you throw?
[22/11/2019, 23:38:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The same amount it takes to impress you enough to go on a date x
[22/11/2019, 23:40:36] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Niiiiiice.
[23/11/2019, 00:14:46] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I ate too much garlic
[23/11/2019, 00:15:10] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Impossible
[23/11/2019, 00:15:29] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: God marc
[23/11/2019, 00:15:41] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: It's all over my cunting teeth
[23/11/2019, 00:15:54] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I did a gargle of mouthwash 10 minutes ago
[23/11/2019, 00:15:57] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: But still
[23/11/2019, 00:16:07] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Fresh layers of a garlic onslaught
[23/11/2019, 00:16:30] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: They were in a spicy mix veg bowl
[23/11/2019, 00:16:36] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Little did I know
[23/11/2019, 00:16:52] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: The veg was fexking garlic
[23/11/2019, 01:36:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft. Smooth af.
[23/11/2019, 08:22:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I am very smooth 😂
[23/11/2019, 08:23:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Some girls hate it and think I'm being serious but some think its smooth and funny and it is meant to be funny cause am just taking the piss slightly
[23/11/2019, 08:23:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: For example
[23/11/2019, 08:24:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Remember that girl I was texting about shagging and all that and I sent it here then a certain someone said she would patch me and am no here type
[23/11/2019, 08:24:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 🙈🙈🙈🤭🤭🤭
[23/11/2019, 08:50:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Probably for the best tbh seeing as you're shacking up with Stu. 😂
[23/11/2019, 08:50:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hehehehe
[23/11/2019, 08:51:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: As you can see am looking for reactions today
[23/11/2019, 09:04:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm looking for someone who can inject caffeine into my eyeballs cos I'm too much of a pansy to do it myself.
[23/11/2019, 09:04:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Any takers.
[23/11/2019, 09:16:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah, didn't think so. Coffee it is!
[23/11/2019, 09:16:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Don't spare needles, and I'm not sharing my heroin ones
‎[23/11/2019, 13:06:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[23/11/2019, 13:07:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dat neck/shoulder veins fo xx
[23/11/2019, 20:37:18] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Hey
[23/11/2019, 20:37:22] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Guys
[23/11/2019, 20:37:38] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: Gays
[23/11/2019, 20:37:51] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Bigotry
[23/11/2019, 20:38:55] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I'd do ya
[23/11/2019, 20:39:09] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: As long am the top like
[23/11/2019, 20:39:40] ‪+44 7727 716146‬: I worry about the shields brand already pal
[23/11/2019, 20:41:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I think your going to burst.
[23/11/2019, 20:44:05] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: You could feed a village for a week
[23/11/2019, 21:08:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do you fake tan Aaron?
[23/11/2019, 21:09:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: That's real tan from the boat!
[23/11/2019, 21:42:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah that's a genuine farmers tan
[23/11/2019, 21:42:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can confirm - I have the same tan and all kiwis are basically farmers
[23/11/2019, 21:43:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dunno what it is
[23/11/2019, 21:43:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I'd imagine just being ina shirt all the time and maybe the reflection from the sun?
[23/11/2019, 21:44:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Last trip was really sunny so its mostly from then
[23/11/2019, 21:54:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And here was me thinking that all gingers burned.
[23/11/2019, 21:55:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well aye but it graduated to a tan
[23/11/2019, 21:55:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mind you am blonde now
[23/11/2019, 21:56:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But nah am a weird ginger
[23/11/2019, 21:56:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ginger in my heart ❤️
[23/11/2019, 22:01:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In like a dark ginger almost verging on the brown scale. Dad was the same at my age
[23/11/2019, 22:02:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No freckles whatsoever on ma face and very limited anywhere else
[23/11/2019, 22:03:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No point in denying the ginge pal.
[23/11/2019, 22:03:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eh
[23/11/2019, 22:06:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am no denying it am proud as fuck at it so dont try to push thsy agenda on me nikki
[23/11/2019, 22:08:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And am no ur fuckin pal
[23/11/2019, 22:09:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am ur son xoxo
[23/11/2019, 22:09:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh and to top it SK off
[23/11/2019, 22:12:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Dunno what you're on about! No agenda here!
[23/11/2019, 22:20:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Your mistaken me for someone who is uncomfortable being myself
[23/11/2019, 22:21:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am the fucking boy
[23/11/2019, 22:28:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ehhh wit.
[23/11/2019, 22:28:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Naw am no.
[24/11/2019, 00:34:36] ‎‪+44 7727 716146‬ left
[24/11/2019, 07:32:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft RIP Chris.
[24/11/2019, 09:18:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey
‎[24/11/2019, 09:19:46] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎GIF omitted
[24/11/2019, 09:19:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Morning!
[24/11/2019, 09:28:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👋🏻
[24/11/2019, 09:29:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Honestly shoulder is fooked
[24/11/2019, 09:30:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tore heaps of tendons round my rotator cuff
[24/11/2019, 09:30:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not even super doses of left over morphine hit the spot
[24/11/2019, 09:30:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And am meaning half bottle doses lol
[24/11/2019, 09:31:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But the only thing that worked so far is lifting
[24/11/2019, 09:31:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Especially lifts which included shoulders and an auxiliary muscle worked rather than a primary
[24/11/2019, 11:15:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is your foot healed Aaron?
[24/11/2019, 14:38:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw aye
[24/11/2019, 14:38:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Everything  healed now av a few weeks worth of morphine to keep me company for the next 2 days. Roll on
[24/11/2019, 14:39:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well no actually stay in the moment cause am feeling guuuuud
[24/11/2019, 14:40:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That was me yesterday. Slightly larger dose of lsd and cleaned the fuck out of my flat listening to music and singing along
[24/11/2019, 14:45:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nicotine
[24/11/2019, 14:45:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Heroin morphine
[24/11/2019, 14:45:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Suddenly im a feind and your all I need
[24/11/2019, 14:45:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All I need
[24/11/2019, 14:45:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All I need
[24/11/2019, 14:46:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's you babe and an a sucker for the way that you move babe
[24/11/2019, 14:46:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And ima try and run but it will be useless
[24/11/2019, 14:48:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: For those unaware, that's the official lyric for never be the same again by camela cabelo
[24/11/2019, 14:48:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hands up if you just learnt that
‎[24/11/2019, 15:01:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[24/11/2019, 15:01:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🙋‍♂️
‎[24/11/2019, 15:12:16] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: ‎image omitted
[24/11/2019, 15:12:44] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: My shoulder is foooke e
[24/11/2019, 15:15:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: What did you do to it?
‎[24/11/2019, 15:29:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[24/11/2019, 15:34:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sounds horrible, guessing it’ll take months to sort itself
[24/11/2019, 15:35:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Think its passe the stage of sorting itself
[24/11/2019, 15:35:23] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Sounds like it will need surgery tbh
[24/11/2019, 15:35:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Either that or it takes years for it to things but I reckon surgery
[24/11/2019, 15:36:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I'll settle with the injections
[24/11/2019, 15:36:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause am never gonna be a power lifter so I'll never be competing strength
[24/11/2019, 15:37:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like aye injections are temp and yi always need another one
[24/11/2019, 15:37:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But like that's for people who compete in strength games or a sports that needs ur shoulder
[24/11/2019, 15:38:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or the little people who are really weak and this shoulder injury is making functioning in daily life hard
[24/11/2019, 15:39:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Whereas I can still lift ridiculous amounts with my shoulder its just sore
[24/11/2019, 15:39:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I wouldn't qualify for surgery
[24/11/2019, 15:40:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Also I can bodybuild with light to medium weights just increase the amount of reps the lighter yi go
[24/11/2019, 15:40:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Damn in good
[24/11/2019, 16:02:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Think Stu should just give you a wee rub down.
‎[24/11/2019, 16:03:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[24/11/2019, 16:12:31] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: @447950443271 how is movember progressing?
‎[24/11/2019, 16:13:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
‎[24/11/2019, 16:17:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[24/11/2019, 16:22:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No, you!
[24/11/2019, 16:50:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You!
‎[24/11/2019, 17:22:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[24/11/2019, 17:22:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's Stu and Aaron :D
[24/11/2019, 17:25:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ?7
[24/11/2019, 17:28:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Pickles.
Item of protein
Pistachios 
Milk 
A type of fruit
[24/11/2019, 17:43:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Fucking love pistachios. And cashews.
[24/11/2019, 17:52:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I just discovered that I can use a pistachio shell to open the other pistachios and save my fingers. I’m not sure if I’d been doing it wrong my whole life or if I’ve found a cheat code for eating them.
[24/11/2019, 19:57:13] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Speaking of thinking hairs
[24/11/2019, 19:57:25] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Has anyone got a good barber who does beards in Glasgow
[24/11/2019, 19:57:51] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Got yet another trim on Friday where the barber made an absolute cunt of my hair and beard
[24/11/2019, 19:58:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh eye I forgot about that lifeprotip
[24/11/2019, 19:58:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Nothing wrong with having a cunt on your face tho
[24/11/2019, 19:59:12] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: If that’s what you get at your barber you’re really getting special service
[24/11/2019, 19:59:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've got heaps but I've never struggled breaking something open or whatever so they dont get used
[24/11/2019, 19:59:30] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Less helpful when the cunt itself is cutting your hair
[24/11/2019, 19:59:41] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Ineffective
[24/11/2019, 19:59:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤣
[24/11/2019, 20:18:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I shave my beard myself.
[24/11/2019, 20:26:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have got serious t rex arms
[24/11/2019, 20:32:26] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Big fan of Thomas at Badguybrand barbers
‎[24/11/2019, 21:17:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[24/11/2019, 21:17:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: YouTube is just something else eh
[24/11/2019, 21:17:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And yes an watching a video about ducklings
[24/11/2019, 21:37:39] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Thanks, bit out of the way but I could try it anyway, is the price right?
[24/11/2019, 22:45:20] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: https://youtu.be/BE680Zqn404
‎[24/11/2019, 22:45:27] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: ‎audio omitted
[24/11/2019, 22:46:17] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 10 seconds in and this is not for me
[24/11/2019, 22:46:30] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Dare to
[24/11/2019, 22:47:01] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Ah sat and cringed my life awa
[24/11/2019, 22:47:53] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Imagine being that age n u n ur wife n u have that as a hobby
[24/11/2019, 22:48:36] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: I cant imagine them fucking
[24/11/2019, 22:48:48] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Fk dork
[24/11/2019, 22:50:42] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: https://youtu.be/neEaFWKLUTY
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[24/11/2019, 22:53:22] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: This seems like something my JW uncle would make. He likes to tell incredibly long shaggy dog stories
[24/11/2019, 23:02:42] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447950443271 will need your "post-holiday blues back to work today fucking yaldy" playlist in the morning pal. No need for it just now because I'm gonnae try and force myself to sleep but thought I'd give you some prep time anyway.
[24/11/2019, 23:07:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ooh that's a tough nut to crack
[24/11/2019, 23:14:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447932795038  Think this guys after your title mate
‎[24/11/2019, 23:15:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[25/11/2019, 00:04:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but al have something hel never have
[25/11/2019, 00:04:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Original JB status
[25/11/2019, 00:04:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So awright you look more than JB than I do?
[25/11/2019, 00:04:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nice, would you like to remind me who the 1st guy to take that title was? Hmm?
[25/11/2019, 00:04:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thought so
[25/11/2019, 00:13:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ok so this is a pretty eclectic mix...

Post-holiday Blues Back to Work Today Fucking Yaldy

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/77ZYVpYyTKJwCEYYnUqk4F?si=sqjlxK00TAqeh7q60SC3mw
[25/11/2019, 00:20:37] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Has anyone seen friends without he laughingntrack
[25/11/2019, 00:20:42] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: https://youtu.be/4BFSZ8XzWOM
[25/11/2019, 00:20:47] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: Ur welcome
[25/11/2019, 05:35:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're the best. Cheers bud.
[25/11/2019, 08:22:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Currently sitting in the doctors with a raging ear infection
[25/11/2019, 08:40:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Good luck!
[25/11/2019, 09:26:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Been in there for an hour and a half, Two different lots of anti biotics to get rid of this hopefully.
[25/11/2019, 09:32:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Didn't get much sleep for the pain, I'm tempted to go back to my bed instead of work
[25/11/2019, 09:33:26] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I would. Tell them if you overexert yourself your eardrum might explode
[25/11/2019, 09:33:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I think it's already exploded.
[25/11/2019, 21:32:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Acromion
[25/11/2019, 21:33:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Omohyoid
[25/11/2019, 21:35:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Finally found out what is wrong my my shoulder
[25/11/2019, 21:35:53] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Wanking too much?
[25/11/2019, 21:36:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Shoulder impingement
[25/11/2019, 21:36:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah it's the tendon for my rotator cuff rubbing against my acromion
[25/11/2019, 21:56:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Supraspinatus? What's the omohyoid got to do with anything?
[25/11/2019, 22:31:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause that's injured too is that a problem?
[25/11/2019, 22:32:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have shoulder impingement and also my omohyoid is injured
[25/11/2019, 22:33:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And no my supra isn't injured
[25/11/2019, 22:33:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was however training my supra when I noticed my omo was injured
[25/11/2019, 22:34:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So what's supraspinatus got to do with anything? Our just googling and telling me random muscles near by
[25/11/2019, 22:36:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lol nah jokes
[25/11/2019, 22:41:46] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Just wouldn't have thought omo tendon would be likely to be rubbing the acromion given its origin, supraspinatus tendon seemed more likely
[25/11/2019, 22:41:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye 
Its shoulder impingement, unknown if its cause by my rotator cuff liagmonets/tendons being inflamed or if it acromion has a bone spur, nae sure.

My omohyoid is injured too just as a coincidence but it's near the shoulder so it's making the whole region fucked
[25/11/2019, 22:42:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No
[25/11/2019, 22:42:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That's a shitty combination of issues
[25/11/2019, 22:42:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: My omo has nothing to do with it
[25/11/2019, 22:42:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It just injured too
[25/11/2019, 22:42:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was saying shoulder impingement and my omohyoid is fucked
[25/11/2019, 22:42:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Aight fair enough
[25/11/2019, 22:42:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Sounds painful
[25/11/2019, 22:43:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So it's making my trap, delta, all the rear delts, tendons, joints and everything on my left side just fucked
[25/11/2019, 22:43:37] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Not just googling though I've dissected a few cadavers
[25/11/2019, 22:43:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's why I was having trouble pinpointing what's actually fucked cause it's all fucking sore
[25/11/2019, 22:44:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But after some poking and prodding and research I've came to this conclusion
[25/11/2019, 22:45:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm guessing my omo is fucked cause when u do shrugs obv its ur traps its ur trying to hit. But your delts n stuff will be helping to some degree normally
[25/11/2019, 22:45:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But since it was painful my omo was over compensating
[25/11/2019, 22:45:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Make sense?
[25/11/2019, 22:46:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And tbh I did take the shrug session a bit far
[25/11/2019, 22:48:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah that seems reasonable especially if all the soreness fucked your form up a bit which it probably did
[25/11/2019, 22:49:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Each few days I choose a group and just blast them. So I'll be doing say back and bi's. When am finished that al choose an unrelated group and just fuck it up big time.

So say I chose traps. It's just an hour hour of pasting them. One exercise, no rest. Properly only srugging 2.5 kg each hand at the end
[25/11/2019, 22:49:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye I was meant to just do like 10 sets but ended up doing like 60
[25/11/2019, 23:09:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahaha that's a bit much
[25/11/2019, 23:10:08] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Some bawbag went nuts on my neighbour's door with a fucking axe a little bit ago, so that was interesting.
[25/11/2019, 23:11:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Senorataflowers.com
[25/11/2019, 23:11:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I need a bouquet of flowers and I need them tomorrown
[25/11/2019, 23:11:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Senorataflowers.com does n...
[25/11/2019, 23:12:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I need them TOMORROW
[25/11/2019, 23:12:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yeah senorata flowers.con does next day delivery
[25/11/2019, 23:12:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its 9.30pm I'll have to drive and find a florist that's open
[25/11/2019, 23:13:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dont worry senorataflowers.com does next day delivery before 10PM
[25/11/2019, 23:13:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: .. wait I've got an idea
[25/11/2019, 23:13:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Wtf is going on
[25/11/2019, 23:13:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ... SENORATA FLOWERS.COM
[25/11/2019, 23:13:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: THE WORST/BEST/MOST ANNOYING ADVERT EVER
[25/11/2019, 23:14:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: https://youtu.be/u6tlRblzHkE
‎[25/11/2019, 23:15:46] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[25/11/2019, 23:17:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ??
[25/11/2019, 23:18:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Any ides what accent it is
[25/11/2019, 23:18:33] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I hardly ever watch TV, I forgot how fucking annoying advertising is
[25/11/2019, 23:18:52] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Is that the American link Lorne video?
[25/11/2019, 23:23:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eh?
[25/11/2019, 23:23:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah same it's on YouTube am seeing it
[25/11/2019, 23:23:56] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: That gif I think is from this video
[25/11/2019, 23:24:26] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: https://youtu.be/eO16zc2XUyY
[25/11/2019, 23:24:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: https://youtu.be/f_SwD7RveNE
[25/11/2019, 23:27:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Haha fucking brilliant
[25/11/2019, 23:29:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I watch YouTube app for half the day so in doing my part in watching ads for creators revenue
[25/11/2019, 23:30:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The I fuck off and watch it in a van browser thing so no ads
[25/11/2019, 23:31:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That's very charitable of you
[25/11/2019, 23:42:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Senorata flowers dot com
[25/11/2019, 23:43:04] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
‎[26/11/2019, 13:25:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[26/11/2019, 13:25:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fucking imagine that
[26/11/2019, 13:35:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Sometimes I wonder if Hitler would have any trouble getting elected these days. Then I see shit like that and realise the answer is absolutely not
[26/11/2019, 15:17:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: r/insaneparents is definitely interesting.
‎[26/11/2019, 15:35:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
‎[26/11/2019, 15:36:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[26/11/2019, 15:37:26] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: So glad I chose this flat
[26/11/2019, 15:38:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Solid doors though. Or bad axe. Or person not very good with an axe. Or drugs.
[26/11/2019, 15:41:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It was more of a hand axe/hatchet type of thing than like a big fireman's axe, from what I saw through the spyhole. Probably drugs too though.
[26/11/2019, 16:38:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Who was this to?
‎[26/11/2019, 16:39:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[26/11/2019, 16:40:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Your phone's gubbed.
[26/11/2019, 16:40:54] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Fuck
‎[26/11/2019, 16:42:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[26/11/2019, 16:47:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do any of you forget how your voice sounds and then you wonder if the voice that's thinking your thoughts is how you sound in real life? Or is this the part where I certify myself as a total nutter.
[26/11/2019, 16:47:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nutter
‎[26/11/2019, 16:48:23] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[26/11/2019, 16:49:23] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: All the time. This is particularly weird for me because my accent changes depending on who I'm talking to.
[26/11/2019, 16:50:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Saaaaame. I sound proper weegie when I'm talking to my family but that's halfway toned down in work and completely toned down when I'm around strangers.
[26/11/2019, 16:52:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I sound American when I'm around Americans but like some sort of nebulous vaguely English accent with most Brits. I've been told I sound like I'm from the West country before. Dad's from Bristol so I guess that makes sense.
[26/11/2019, 17:00:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can't remember what you sounded like at the night out. Hard to get a word in with all the bickering. 😋
‎[26/11/2019, 17:55:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[26/11/2019, 17:56:48] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Those are probably the lads that fucked up my neighbour's door
[26/11/2019, 17:57:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Just imagine a high nasal annoying voice and you'll probably be close
[26/11/2019, 18:18:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My voice still hasn't completely returned since getting a nasty bout of laryngitis while I was back in NZ in August. Feels & sounds like taking with a dry throat 😔
[26/11/2019, 18:22:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve got a weird half English half Scottish accent since i lived down there for 12 years
[26/11/2019, 18:22:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Someone asked me recently if I’m from Edinburgh
[26/11/2019, 18:23:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤦🏻‍♂
[26/11/2019, 18:23:38] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oof
[26/11/2019, 18:25:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve also had guesses of American, Australian, somewhere in the highlands, Ireland.
[26/11/2019, 18:25:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Edinburgh one hurt
[26/11/2019, 18:27:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: When I went for an interview for the job I'm in now they asked me where I'm from I said Glasgow, "Oh your accent sounds more northern"
[26/11/2019, 18:28:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Could be worse, Could be Glasgow Uni accent :)
[26/11/2019, 18:30:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[26/11/2019, 18:32:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just had a gay american dude ask me out for a date hahaha been training with him for days and he never came up on the gaydar
[26/11/2019, 18:32:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just a bit feminine
[26/11/2019, 18:32:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Awwwwkward
[26/11/2019, 18:32:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Get him pumped
[26/11/2019, 18:32:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Where you taking him?
[26/11/2019, 18:33:01] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: He will be after the date
‎[26/11/2019, 18:33:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[26/11/2019, 18:47:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: My gaydar is very broken apparently.
‎[26/11/2019, 18:54:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[26/11/2019, 18:55:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[26/11/2019, 20:54:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but so much wrong with that
[26/11/2019, 20:54:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: #1 I pay 30£ for a 10ml vial containing 400mg/ml
[26/11/2019, 20:56:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 175mg Test E
175mg Test C 
50mg Test P
=400mg x 10 doses = 4grams
[26/11/2019, 20:56:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Which is IM so 99.9999% bioavailability
[26/11/2019, 20:57:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If I was drinking his spunk, that would be the oral route and since testosterone hasn't a methyl bond to protect it against first pass metobalism the liver would destroy the molecule
[26/11/2019, 20:58:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait till I google bioavailability of oral test
[26/11/2019, 20:58:19] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Take it analy then
[26/11/2019, 20:59:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[26/11/2019, 20:59:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bioavailability: Oral: very low (due to extensive first pass metabolism)
[26/11/2019, 20:59:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So let's say 5%
[26/11/2019, 20:59:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Probably even lower cause that's for the undeca ester and T from spunk would be base
‎[26/11/2019, 21:00:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[26/11/2019, 21:00:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So 2%. I'd need like 50 gallons
[26/11/2019, 21:00:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And theres no such thing as anal administration.
[26/11/2019, 21:00:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The word your looking for is rectal
[26/11/2019, 21:01:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the same applies, no natter how it enters the blood stream it will go through the liver at one point
[26/11/2019, 21:02:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I appreciate your help guys but I think drinking an american guys spunk for testosterone in the dosagew used for bodybuilding purposes is just kinda difficult on  both of us
[26/11/2019, 21:04:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck it. Why no just take it fucking IV
[26/11/2019, 21:04:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Into hospital and chore a IV drip
[26/11/2019, 21:05:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: One of those on wheels and give him the bag and a picture of me
[26/11/2019, 21:05:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: IV your own spunk for infinite free testosterone?
[26/11/2019, 21:05:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And tell him al meet you tomorrow and I expect that bag to be full
[26/11/2019, 21:05:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No his
[26/11/2019, 21:05:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And fuck him and give him my test and he can give it back to me and more
[26/11/2019, 21:05:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck I think were onto something here team
[26/11/2019, 21:06:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Resusing eachothers testosterone and I'll keep turning him on more and more so he produces more
[26/11/2019, 21:07:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And while hes drunk on test hell be complimenting me this boosting my testosterone
[26/11/2019, 21:07:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thus*
[26/11/2019, 21:07:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂😂
[26/11/2019, 21:07:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Jesus people will be queuing up for a 10ml vial of our jizz
[26/11/2019, 21:07:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 6,000mg/ml
‎[26/11/2019, 21:08:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[26/11/2019, 21:08:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Is the group happy with this? Testing starts tomorrow
[26/11/2019, 21:09:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Split the profits but I demand double since I am actually "taking one for the team"
[26/11/2019, 23:52:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I think the spunk should be IM as well, or SC -
https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/102/7/2349/3098651
[27/11/2019, 00:00:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nope
[27/11/2019, 00:00:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The reason were doing IV is because the testosterone we are using is a base
[27/11/2019, 00:00:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: There is no ester
[27/11/2019, 00:01:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sc and IM would be preferred if there was an ester attached to the molecule but there isn't
[27/11/2019, 00:02:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Injecting spunk base IM is exactly the same as spunk base IV except itll take a few mins to kick in
[27/11/2019, 00:03:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Get with the fucking programme gabe
[27/11/2019, 00:04:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But if you can find a way to sperate the testosterone from the spubk we could add an ester but then that would render the whol experinent a waste of time cause we might as well just buy steroids
[27/11/2019, 00:05:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What were creating here is a unlimited supply of testosterone (base) from me and my American friends bodys, reusable
[27/11/2019, 00:06:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And we cant drink piss and all thay stuff cause that is waste and the testosterone would have became estrogen by then
[27/11/2019, 00:06:35] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: There must be someone out there who already reingests their own spunk so as not to waste the T
[27/11/2019, 00:07:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Weve spoke about this and bioavailability right at the start. No body is that stupid do u need ur bed?
[27/11/2019, 00:08:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Also
[27/11/2019, 00:08:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I think you're overestimating people
[27/11/2019, 00:09:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why do that when you could just a cholesterol heavy meal then...
‎[27/11/2019, 00:09:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[27/11/2019, 00:10:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Inhibit the liver enzymes in the p450 subgroup (see chart above) that doesnt interfere in the conversion to testosterone
[27/11/2019, 00:10:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But that's more pot luck
[27/11/2019, 00:12:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Also pointless cause that's how we produce testosterone in the fucking first place
[27/11/2019, 00:12:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Such a hard thing this is when you actually start adding science
[27/11/2019, 00:13:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: For most people dietary cholesterol isn't the best way to increase circulating cholesterol though, endogenous production accounts for a much larger percentage of circulating cholesterol. Better to drink spunk.
[27/11/2019, 00:14:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That was my point. Straight after I said eat a cholesterol heavy meal I then jacked it and went for any cholesterol
[27/11/2019, 00:15:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Regardless, cholesterol will have to be taken in at one point or we will die so
[27/11/2019, 00:15:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Were not fucking drinking it
[27/11/2019, 00:15:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Weve discussed why were not drinking it
[27/11/2019, 00:16:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gabe get to ur fucking bed were going in circles
[27/11/2019, 00:16:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wre the scientists here
[27/11/2019, 00:16:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We cant be arguing were setting a bad example
[27/11/2019, 00:17:28] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Depends what kind of science. Ive heard geologists throw hands at conferences all the time
[27/11/2019, 00:17:30] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ? Endogenous production is sufficient for most people
[27/11/2019, 00:17:46] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Why throw hands when you could throw rocks
[27/11/2019, 00:17:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What?
[27/11/2019, 00:18:17] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Because rocks are more precious than people to a geologist i guess. :P
[27/11/2019, 00:18:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sorry I see the confusion here
[27/11/2019, 00:19:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm not meaning we need to take in cholesterol through diet
[27/11/2019, 00:19:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I am meaning
[27/11/2019, 00:19:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like we need to eat fats to survive and you dont get fats without cholesterol
[27/11/2019, 00:19:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm saying it in much more basic terms than what ur saying
[27/11/2019, 00:20:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway I'm going to my fucking bed I'm on way too much morphine for this
[27/11/2019, 00:20:47] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 👍
[27/11/2019, 00:21:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A rather moody thumbs up
[27/11/2019, 00:21:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Nah I was just typing about not needing dietary cholesterol because of endogenous synthesis in the liver but then you pretty much covered it
[27/11/2019, 00:22:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: As I said we going way to in depth here
[27/11/2019, 00:23:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck it scrap the project and I'm sticking with my lab made testosterone with my lovely esters attached
[27/11/2019, 00:23:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We will keep on going until we are back to the big bang
[27/11/2019, 00:23:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Sensible, but not as adventurous as I would like
[27/11/2019, 00:24:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This only started cause I got asked on a date from my training guy who is gay
[27/11/2019, 00:24:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've declined the date so it ain't happening
[27/11/2019, 00:24:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However I could set up you two if u like
[27/11/2019, 00:24:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then we can get this show back on the road
[27/11/2019, 03:22:49] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Is he offering his vitamin T or do I have to milk it in secrete
[27/11/2019, 03:22:50] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I think I have naturally low testosterone which is why I’m not huge obviously
[27/11/2019, 03:25:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Theres much more symptoms than that
[27/11/2019, 03:26:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I hae naturally very high but now naturally very low
[27/11/2019, 03:26:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause of steroids obv
[27/11/2019, 03:26:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But am just gonna cruise the rest of my life
[27/11/2019, 03:27:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like when I decide to stop taking test (big doses) al buy like 10 vials of test E and dose luke 300mg once every 3 weeks or however yi properly do it
[27/11/2019, 03:28:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And al probs be on the growth hormone and the gonatropin
[27/11/2019, 03:28:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ae fuck it al be on everything no stopping for no cunt
[27/11/2019, 05:52:12] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I also have tiny testicles and no body hair whatsoever
[27/11/2019, 07:02:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You’ve got a good beard though, haven’t you?
[27/11/2019, 07:05:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I think mine is low too, and it’s funny you’re all talking about this. I ordered this last week: https://www.forthwithlife.co.uk/testosterone/
[27/11/2019, 08:04:35] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Haha ye I’m jk my balls are massive
[27/11/2019, 08:05:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[27/11/2019, 09:59:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Would you say they hang down like a damn bell clapper? 
https://youtu.be/2ko2VXpW7_g
[27/11/2019, 13:18:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447950443271 only just now listening to your playlist. Loving the first song already.
[27/11/2019, 13:20:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oh good 😅 thought that might amuse you
[27/11/2019, 13:31:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thanks for including some ska too. 😁
[27/11/2019, 14:39:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wow, I was just wondering if there was any speed metal on the list and then that Su Ta Gar song came on. Top notch. 😂
[27/11/2019, 14:40:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yessss
[27/11/2019, 21:27:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right gang.
[27/11/2019, 21:28:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm looking for a quiet place that ideally has WiFi and is in the city centre or southside that I could use for an hour. Looking at libraries but do any of you have any other options?
[27/11/2019, 21:28:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Weekend is preferred but not a necessity.
‎[27/11/2019, 21:32:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[27/11/2019, 21:33:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What for exactly?
[27/11/2019, 21:33:30] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: House of sher has wifi in their cafe
[27/11/2019, 21:34:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Going through paperwork with my mum and will probably need my laptop with me for getting shit sorted.
[27/11/2019, 21:34:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I meamnim obviously west end but my flat is huge, 5 mins from city centre and there is wifi
[27/11/2019, 21:34:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'll more than likely be out sk you could use my desk n stuff
[27/11/2019, 21:35:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: West end isn't ideal for her.
[27/11/2019, 21:35:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey just trying to be nice
[27/11/2019, 21:35:25] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: house of sher also has parking if thats something you need
[27/11/2019, 21:36:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I appreciate it!
[27/11/2019, 21:36:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It won't be but thanks for the suggestion. 😁
[27/11/2019, 21:36:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Will it be quiet do you think?
[27/11/2019, 21:37:05] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: It usually is pretty quiet
[27/11/2019, 21:38:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay great, thanks.
[27/11/2019, 21:39:19] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: No prob. Hope it works out!
[28/11/2019, 00:28:17] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Sup fuckos
[28/11/2019, 00:28:30] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: My train got cancelled and delayed to fuck
[28/11/2019, 00:29:01] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I was supposed to get on it at central at 22:50, got on it at 00:18
[28/11/2019, 00:29:22] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Anyone know if I can get some compensation from ScotRail
[28/11/2019, 00:30:20] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: No idea sorry
[28/11/2019, 00:30:33] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Speaking of libraries are there good ones near west end
[28/11/2019, 00:30:41] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Quiet places to study
[28/11/2019, 08:49:07] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Try this: https://www.scotrail.co.uk/plan-your-journey/our-delay-repay-guarantee
[28/11/2019, 12:05:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How was Barcelona?
[28/11/2019, 13:00:51] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: It was short but nice! Met a friend there and spent most of the time eating drinking and walking around town. A great weekend away 🙂
[28/11/2019, 13:18:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good! Glad you enjoyed it!
[28/11/2019, 13:34:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: There's a guy at govan subway station flinging about a yo-yo. Remember when they were a thing?
[28/11/2019, 13:36:38] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I had one with lights...
[28/11/2019, 13:45:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: To go with your light up shoes? 😂
[28/11/2019, 13:59:08] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 👍
‎[28/11/2019, 18:47:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[28/11/2019, 19:08:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're a man! Congrats!
[28/11/2019, 19:09:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Whatal apps that? 🤨
[28/11/2019, 19:17:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s the app for https://www.forthwithlife.co.uk/
[28/11/2019, 20:24:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When I was 18 mine was 22.1 (normal/high for that age)
[28/11/2019, 20:24:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: After my first cycle with no pct it was 7.2 😂😂
[28/11/2019, 20:25:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: After second cycle with pct it was 15.2
[28/11/2019, 20:25:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 3rd cycle with pct and 4 months later was 16.1 (considered my baseline)
[28/11/2019, 20:26:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then for a laugh I took a test when I was on cycle and it was 80.3 😂😂😂
[28/11/2019, 20:26:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Doctor was like what the fuck do you think your playing at
[28/11/2019, 20:26:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And my test/estrogen ratio was fucking well off cause I was taking letrozole
[28/11/2019, 20:28:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All that test and I had no sec drive that cycle due to low estradiol (you need some estradiol to have a sex drive)
[28/11/2019, 20:28:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Horniest cycle I had was test tren cycle
[28/11/2019, 20:33:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Test phenyl/p -200mg/w for first 2 weeks 
Test cyp -200/w for the first 2 then 400/w to take up the 200 dropped from phenyl/p
Test neath-200/w
Test deca-400/w
= 1000mg test per week 

Tren acetate - 50mgEoD (every other day) 

= ~300mg tren per week
[28/11/2019, 20:33:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was fuckin insane
[28/11/2019, 20:36:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂😂
[28/11/2019, 20:36:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was taking 

DAA (d aspartic acid) marketed as a test booster but meh, I took it for its sexual boosting properties, cabergoline (dopamine agonist for progesterone/prolactin related sides associated with 19nor test compounds)
[28/11/2019, 20:37:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cabergoline is used in parkinsons and stuff. Being a dopamine agonist its side effect profile is quite interesting
[28/11/2019, 20:37:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m just going to eat more broccoli or something
[28/11/2019, 20:38:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Impulse control disorders

Treatment with dopamine-receptor agonists are associated with impulse control disorders, including pathological gambling, binge eating, and hypersexuality. Patients and their carers should be informed about the risk of impulse control disorders. There is no evidence that ergot- and non-ergot-derived dopamine-receptor agonists differ in their propensity to cause impulse control disorders, so switching between dopamine-receptor agonists to control these side-effects is not recommended. If the patient develops an impulse control disorder, the dopamine-receptor agonist should be withdrawn or the dose reduced until the symptoms resolve.
[28/11/2019, 20:38:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So yeah that
[28/11/2019, 20:39:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I had the hypersexuality. Which sounds amazing but fuck me it's a problem. Interferes with everything, I swear to fuck its torture.
[28/11/2019, 20:39:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[28/11/2019, 20:40:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Imagine the most turned on you have ever been and times that by 10 cause of the hormones your taking and also imagine it happening all day
[28/11/2019, 20:40:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye, sounds fucking brilliant but hands down the worst side effect av dealt with
[28/11/2019, 20:41:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It also is being investigated as a treatment for a certain condition
[28/11/2019, 20:42:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So after u jizz, theres a period if time you have to wait before you jjzz again and this is called the refractory period. This is so you dont blow all your stored load in a oner (back in the day youd impregnate a lot of people instead of one) so the refractory period stops all that
[28/11/2019, 20:43:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cabergoline decreases refractory period. So when you keep going it's not this keep going for 10 mins then jizz again
[28/11/2019, 20:43:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its wait 20 seconds and jjzz again
[28/11/2019, 20:44:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye it's a medicine that gives males multiple orgasms
[28/11/2019, 20:44:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nice eh
[28/11/2019, 21:05:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[28/11/2019, 21:11:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[28/11/2019, 21:12:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Man I get that without taking anything. Good old manic episodes. Like being on the best kind of speed.
[28/11/2019, 21:12:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I mean it's followed by long periods of depression though.
[28/11/2019, 21:13:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just gotta keep flying high! Can't ever come down! Too dark down there, man!
[28/11/2019, 21:13:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Anyway speaking of triggers for manic episodes, I finally got my loan in nz approved and today got a decision in principle for a mortgage here, so I'm pretty damn excited.
[28/11/2019, 21:19:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Do you actually get proper manic episodes? By proper I mean diagnosed with them 😂
[28/11/2019, 21:20:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yup
[28/11/2019, 21:20:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bipolar II baby
[28/11/2019, 21:21:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause everyone gets the odd hypomanic episode but that side effects are just a bit different, av been manic off of speed before obv but speed is dopamine and serotonin related
[28/11/2019, 21:21:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I haven't had the full-blown break from reality - that's classic bipolar I.
[28/11/2019, 21:22:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That dopamine only manic episodes are fucking insane. When I plan to take caber I give all my salary to my sister cause I can spend it on hours
[28/11/2019, 21:22:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's weird looking back at actions/conversations after and thinking 'why the fuck did I do/say that?'
[28/11/2019, 21:22:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Especially when I talk utter nonsense as if it were fact.
[28/11/2019, 21:22:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Surely you have some control over them
[28/11/2019, 21:23:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like I dunno, I guess it started at a young age or born with it aye? So maybe a lifes worth of experience helps you deal with it
[28/11/2019, 21:23:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not when I'm going full noise. I think I'm 100% in control on the moment, it's only hindsight that shows the flaws in my logic.
[28/11/2019, 21:24:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm much better now
[28/11/2019, 21:24:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Don't get them so mich
[28/11/2019, 21:24:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Except for when the lsd microdose kicks in a bit harder some days
[28/11/2019, 21:24:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But aye, my point is that cabergoline doesn't give u mania, it's a different beast together. U dog what am saying?
[28/11/2019, 21:24:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But that's induced
[28/11/2019, 21:24:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not saying it's worse than mania, am saying it's not mania but same severity
[28/11/2019, 21:24:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I did say it did, just that list of side effects is very similar
[28/11/2019, 21:24:59] Neil: Having drinks in Dram tomorrow from 6 (and we’ll be there all night) if I can tempt anybody out. Let me know if I should look out for you. There’ll be about 15 of us there. Mostly Redditors.
[28/11/2019, 21:25:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hard to describe
[28/11/2019, 21:25:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Didnt*
[28/11/2019, 21:25:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw yeah no I ken what u mean
[28/11/2019, 21:25:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am trying to explain how it's a wee bit different to that
[28/11/2019, 21:25:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I ken that
[28/11/2019, 21:26:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its dopamine reinforced soooooo
[28/11/2019, 21:26:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We're both taking about our respective tangents
[28/11/2019, 21:26:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Congrats on the house, Jaseyboi.
[28/11/2019, 21:26:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's like a junkie looking for drugs
[28/11/2019, 21:26:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Glad it's finally bloody sorted.
[28/11/2019, 21:26:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or close enough anyway.
[28/11/2019, 21:26:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And mania is like you've got your drugs
[28/11/2019, 21:26:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Getting there... Still gotta make sure I'll have enough to cover fees etc. Gotta find a hoose too...
[28/11/2019, 21:26:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think we know what eachother is saying 😂😂
[28/11/2019, 21:27:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: All the ones you were looking at off the market by now eh?
[28/11/2019, 21:27:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: More or less, yeah. Now replaced by better ones 😂
[28/11/2019, 21:27:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And more expensive ones? :P
[28/11/2019, 21:28:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Currently quite keen on this one: https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/49428088?utm_source=v1:5bWFDybfWx7C7AGpeagt7mP3PgcqjuqJ&utm_medium=api
[28/11/2019, 21:28:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: P.s jase have u found a reliable weed dealer?
[28/11/2019, 21:29:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm also interested on how you came across acid, I recall you saying you micro dosed a couple days back
[28/11/2019, 21:29:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah, aye. Then instead of the drugs you're looking for your hole. Or actual drugs because you want to keep rising higher. Tis a dangerous time. But fun in its own way.
[28/11/2019, 21:30:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Damn it no 😂
[28/11/2019, 21:30:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I got some through an old workmate a couple of times, had the epiphany that it's no good for me (for the millionth time) and stopped again
[28/11/2019, 21:30:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ok simple terms
[28/11/2019, 21:30:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ordered it online...
[28/11/2019, 21:30:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: There is an actual disorder that cabergoline brings on and it's not mania its something else
[28/11/2019, 21:30:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know you experience all that with mania
[28/11/2019, 21:31:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wait what the fuck am I talking about
[28/11/2019, 21:31:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I'm actually not talking about that at all. Just taking your comments and relating them to manic episodes. It's a "oh yeah that's kinda like when x and x" thing. I have no idea about camplobacta or whatever (yes I did that on purpose)
[28/11/2019, 21:32:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av found it
[28/11/2019, 21:32:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Exaltation mania stage 3
[28/11/2019, 21:32:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I get Jase mania stage a million
[28/11/2019, 21:32:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's special
[28/11/2019, 21:33:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So am wondering since your "used" to mania in a sense if you could cancel out that thing from cabergoline
[28/11/2019, 21:33:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But then I remembered it's not mania
[28/11/2019, 21:34:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: God damn it my brain sucks on morphine it's so simple to explain what am trying to ask
[28/11/2019, 21:34:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Go fax me some acid man
[28/11/2019, 21:34:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You wouldn't download a car!?
[28/11/2019, 21:35:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Em
[28/11/2019, 21:35:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes
[28/11/2019, 21:35:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes I fucking would, government
[28/11/2019, 21:35:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You wouldn't kill a cop then steal his hat. Then take a dump in his hat then leave it on the doorstep of his grieving widow and ring the doorbell
[28/11/2019, 21:36:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah I wouldn't do that
[28/11/2019, 21:36:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: For some reason 'fax me some acid' reminded me of that bit from the it crowd
[28/11/2019, 21:37:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway my point about the dealer
[28/11/2019, 21:37:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have a weed dealer I never use and i have a dealer that specialises in different drugs
[28/11/2019, 21:39:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm the man for your hormonal and performance enhancing needs x
[28/11/2019, 21:40:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's tempting but I'm not committed enough to the training aspect
[28/11/2019, 21:40:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm a very lazy weightlifter
[28/11/2019, 21:40:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Emphasis on very
[28/11/2019, 21:40:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Actually I'm just very lazy full stop
[28/11/2019, 21:41:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lol
[28/11/2019, 21:41:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And when I say everything I mean everything
[28/11/2019, 21:41:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have tanning injections if you need them
[28/11/2019, 21:43:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Melanin brahhhh get it while you can
[28/11/2019, 21:54:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm a kiwi, I tan OK
[28/11/2019, 21:54:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well, the bits that have seen the sun all their life. Arms and face only 😂
[28/11/2019, 21:55:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I actually got the most tanned I've ever been in Stornoway of all places. I look dark AF in my driver licence photo because of it
[28/11/2019, 22:12:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve been lazy too, that’s why I wanted to try lifting stuff and putting it down again over and over
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[28/11/2019, 22:14:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: @447932795038 is my routine terrible? I just made it up
[28/11/2019, 22:48:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And what's ur goal again
[28/11/2019, 22:50:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I mean I see your compound lifts are together, personally I'd do compound each day, so bench press, triceps, curls, shrugs one day
[28/11/2019, 22:50:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The squat and Romanian deadlift the other
[28/11/2019, 22:51:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I see you have I incline row there, god knows what makes it incline but just do bent over rows instead
[28/11/2019, 22:51:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In fact
[28/11/2019, 22:51:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al make up your plan give me half an hour
[28/11/2019, 22:51:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And give me a list of the equipment you have
[28/11/2019, 22:52:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who told you do do that workout? I hope it's not  professional lol
[28/11/2019, 22:52:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So
[28/11/2019, 22:52:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol no, I just kept adding stuff I liked doing, been doing it about 2 weeks now
[28/11/2019, 22:52:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 1. Goal 
2. List of equipment 
3. Number if days your planning to workout a week
[28/11/2019, 22:54:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Goal: get a bit bigger/stronger 
Equipment: rack, Olympic bar, 145kg of plates, dumbbell set with 10kg max on each of them
[28/11/2019, 22:54:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’d happy doing 7 days, but whatever works
‎[28/11/2019, 22:55:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[28/11/2019, 22:55:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And ty for the help!
[28/11/2019, 22:56:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But I’m going to bed now so no need to rush it
[28/11/2019, 23:02:38] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: I have read 3-4 days/week is best depending on intensity of training
[28/11/2019, 23:02:53] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: To give an adequate recovery period
[28/11/2019, 23:03:06] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Depending on use of supplements, rest etc
[28/11/2019, 23:04:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Okay al work on it tonight and tomorrow for u
[28/11/2019, 23:04:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So much variables here
[28/11/2019, 23:05:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 3 days recovery is a bit too much tho
[28/11/2019, 23:05:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like if your doing body parts each day your getting the rest
[28/11/2019, 23:05:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So say your doing back and biceps day one
[28/11/2019, 23:06:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Day two you'll do chest and triceps
[28/11/2019, 23:06:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Day three youll do shoulders
[28/11/2019, 23:06:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then day 4 legs
[28/11/2019, 23:06:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then back to back and biceps and that's 3 days rest you've had
[28/11/2019, 23:06:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am taking steroids which take my recover period down
[28/11/2019, 23:07:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like way down. So I can do back and biceps and then the next day al be ready to do them again cause they are recovered
[28/11/2019, 23:07:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's why now the test has kicked in I am going to go in the morning and in the evening ti keep up with ny recovery
[28/11/2019, 23:18:15] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: That’s fucking insane lmao two workouts a day
[28/11/2019, 23:18:52] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: True though
[28/11/2019, 23:21:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[28/11/2019, 23:22:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its ace cause by the second day your ready to go again
[28/11/2019, 23:22:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Chest and tris morning, back n his evening
[28/11/2019, 23:22:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Next day legs n fuck around with shoulders
[28/11/2019, 23:22:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then start again
[28/11/2019, 23:23:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You'll already be recovered thanks to my friend mr anabolic steroid
[29/11/2019, 07:18:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: https://youtu.be/0f6AxJc1FIU
[29/11/2019, 07:18:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This channel is mental
[29/11/2019, 08:11:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤢
[29/11/2019, 08:11:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I think I preferred your ducking videos
[29/11/2019, 08:50:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: See when your mug of coffee still feels warm but then you take a big gulp of absolutely freezing coffee, is that not the worst?
‎[29/11/2019, 08:52:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[29/11/2019, 08:52:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s probably the worst thing in the world. No exaggeration.
[29/11/2019, 08:53:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It probably is, Stu, you're spot on.
[29/11/2019, 08:53:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Exactly!
[29/11/2019, 08:55:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But I like those sugary drink things they call iced coffee ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[29/11/2019, 08:55:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's all about the betrayal of expectations. Like expecting an extra step at the top of a staircase
[29/11/2019, 08:56:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Haven’t done that in a while but I can’t help laughing at myself every time
[29/11/2019, 08:59:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yet to brave the world of ice coffee. Don't want to be disappointed if I don't like it but still spent £4 for the displeasure.
[29/11/2019, 09:01:56] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm not a huge fan of tiramisú which also doesn't help the iced coffee cause.
[29/11/2019, 09:03:47] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Small steps. Make some coffee at home on the cheap, dissolve a shitload of sugar in it, then stick it in the fridge!
[29/11/2019, 09:04:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Make my own coffee?! What do you take me for - a peasant?!
[29/11/2019, 09:05:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: A pox on thee!
‎[29/11/2019, 09:05:53] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[29/11/2019, 09:05:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also define a shitload.
[29/11/2019, 09:06:17] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Enough
[29/11/2019, 09:08:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Instructions unclear - lost a foot to beetus.
[29/11/2019, 09:09:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That means you used enough!
[29/11/2019, 09:10:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aha! The crutches and crippling depression was worth it for the scientific exploration!
‎[29/11/2019, 09:12:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[29/11/2019, 09:13:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah but imagine being alive without a foot.
[29/11/2019, 09:22:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The dream.
[29/11/2019, 09:24:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Guessing the running is going well? 😂
[29/11/2019, 09:24:58] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I'd totally just get those sproingy leg replacement things and bounce around everywhere like a kangaroo
[29/11/2019, 09:25:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I keep derailing myself with things like looking at houses and working late.

How's your running going? 😈
[29/11/2019, 09:26:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, and you'd be able to run really really fast. Tbh it's more of an upgrade.
[29/11/2019, 09:26:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And kill your girlfriend and pretend it was a burglar? 🙄
[29/11/2019, 09:26:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haven't been to the gym since I got back but in my defence I just got back.
[29/11/2019, 09:26:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That wasn't the legs fault!

Or was it? 🤔
No, I don't think there was any evil cybernetic AI involved. Dude was just a murdering cuntface
[29/11/2019, 09:27:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Convenient.
[29/11/2019, 09:27:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wait didn't you 'just' get back like a week ago?
[29/11/2019, 09:27:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Now there's a thought.. sentience is all around us!
[29/11/2019, 09:27:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye but then work happened.
[29/11/2019, 09:28:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can't run because I forgot my password.
[29/11/2019, 09:28:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: #logic
[29/11/2019, 09:28:09] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I don't think I would catch any charges for shooting myself in the hand...
[29/11/2019, 09:28:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You leave Pamela Handerson alone!
[29/11/2019, 09:29:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣
‎[29/11/2019, 09:30:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[29/11/2019, 09:35:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So pretty.
[29/11/2019, 09:36:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤🤤🤤
‎[29/11/2019, 09:40:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[29/11/2019, 09:43:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ALMOST? Are you saying my girlfriend's a slag?
[29/11/2019, 09:43:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: In his defence, he's married.
[29/11/2019, 13:14:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ducking videos?
[29/11/2019, 13:15:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Does anyone fancy a coffee? Am lonely as fuck
[29/11/2019, 13:16:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or does someone want to come to the gym with me or something
[29/11/2019, 13:16:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: something
[29/11/2019, 13:16:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: SOMETHING
[29/11/2019, 13:26:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Office is empty because of Andy's Day. Dare you to try and break in.
[29/11/2019, 13:30:41] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Starting a shift at 2 or I would
[29/11/2019, 13:54:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Challenge accepted
[29/11/2019, 13:55:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You've got 3 hours.
‎[29/11/2019, 13:58:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[29/11/2019, 16:35:18] Neil: Heading to The Dram on Woodlands Road this evening if anybody fancies joining.
‎[29/11/2019, 18:10:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎GIF omitted
[29/11/2019, 18:11:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I just got a wee pay rise 😁💷
[29/11/2019, 18:22:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye but you're about to buy a house!
‎[29/11/2019, 18:23:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[29/11/2019, 18:27:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And my monthly expenses are going to be lower as a result.

How much do you hate me right now?
[29/11/2019, 18:28:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: None.. well done!
[29/11/2019, 18:28:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not at all I should’ve said, not one
[29/11/2019, 18:28:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: None* ffs I can’t type in a hurry
[29/11/2019, 18:29:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tbh not at all. Happy for you, bud. 😁
[29/11/2019, 18:29:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😁
[29/11/2019, 18:29:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Great time of year for the wages to go up and the bills to go down!
[29/11/2019, 18:30:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. Bonus gets paid next month too. Although the house purchase will take me into next year - I still need to go through the whole buying process. But it's all good news at the right time of year anyway
[29/11/2019, 18:31:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Absolutely. So what you getting us for Christmas? 😂
‎[29/11/2019, 18:32:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
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‎[29/11/2019, 18:32:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[29/11/2019, 18:32:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😍
[29/11/2019, 18:33:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He looks so happy holding your hand. Such a wholesome hot dog!
[29/11/2019, 18:34:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: He’s a carrot!!!
[29/11/2019, 18:38:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're a carrot!
[29/11/2019, 18:42:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm a carrot!
[29/11/2019, 18:42:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: We’re all carrots
[29/11/2019, 18:43:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The magic of the true meaning of christmas
[29/11/2019, 18:45:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just what I've always wanted!
[29/11/2019, 18:46:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: On this blessed day?
‎[29/11/2019, 22:06:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[29/11/2019, 22:21:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
‎[30/11/2019, 06:27:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[30/11/2019, 10:38:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I work in this shit usually, I'm just happy it's on a Saturday instead of s Monday for a change.
[30/11/2019, 10:39:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft that's brutal. 😳
[30/11/2019, 10:39:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Next week is supposed to be better.
[30/11/2019, 10:39:57] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Your out near my work and didn't even visit?!
[30/11/2019, 10:41:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Cold warehouse, It's funny cause there are two gas powered furnaces in the build as it used to be a timber manufacturers, So they used to them dry out the wood, But HO won't pay to get them services so we can use them.
[30/11/2019, 10:44:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I don’t know where you work!
[30/11/2019, 10:44:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah sod that. The office is freezing right now because the heating is off, there's only four of us here so not even enough for a warming cuddlepile lol.
[30/11/2019, 10:50:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just past the retail park, In deer dykes industrial
[30/11/2019, 12:22:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw thank fuck am no offshore
[30/11/2019, 12:25:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I live an overly privileged life so being out and about in this today is described as beautiful and refreshing 😂
[30/11/2019, 13:42:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here's something that'll either make you laugh, make you despair or make you angry. Or maybe all three.
‎[30/11/2019, 13:42:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[30/11/2019, 13:49:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Perfect response
[30/11/2019, 13:51:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Agreed.
[02/12/2019, 16:25:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How we doing troops?
[02/12/2019, 16:27:04] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Writing essays and wanting to kill philosophers
[02/12/2019, 16:27:25] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: luckily for them theyve been dead for 60 years
[02/12/2019, 16:28:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Tis the season for murderousness.
[02/12/2019, 16:28:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Btw very happy very belated Thanksgiving, Tegan!
[02/12/2019, 16:29:37] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ha, thanks nikki! We are just finishing up leftovers today. :P
[02/12/2019, 16:30:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Awesome. I wish we had something like Thanksgiving here but without the morbid history of it all. 😂
[02/12/2019, 16:30:38] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: yeah we emphatically didnt discuss the roots of it and just made food
[02/12/2019, 16:31:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean we do that for Christmas every year anyway. It's never about religion lol.
‎[03/12/2019, 17:21:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[03/12/2019, 17:22:41] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: A beautiful display of Glasgow's very own filth. No other city's is quite the same!
[03/12/2019, 17:25:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It may be scuzzy but it's OUR SCUZZ.
‎[03/12/2019, 17:25:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[03/12/2019, 17:26:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😍
[03/12/2019, 17:26:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're such a professional Stu. These in your Etsy shop?
[03/12/2019, 17:26:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol no but I might put them on
‎[03/12/2019, 17:27:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎video omitted
[03/12/2019, 17:27:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'd buy em and put them on one of the many Christmas trees in work.
[03/12/2019, 17:27:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh that's neat! Got any glitter ones?
[03/12/2019, 17:27:41] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Stealthcocking
[03/12/2019, 17:28:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s exactly why I made these
[03/12/2019, 17:28:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm best spy. Number one stealthcocker.
[03/12/2019, 17:29:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Should and get loads of people see who can place the best stealth cock decoration
[03/12/2019, 17:29:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Should try *
[03/12/2019, 17:30:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Absolutely. This needs to be a competition.
[03/12/2019, 17:31:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cannae wait to see one on top of Wellington's traffic cone.
[03/12/2019, 17:45:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve had one sale of each now, darth and homer! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheDongsmith
[03/12/2019, 17:45:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Woohoo!
[03/12/2019, 17:46:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Easy twenty quid is easy lol.
[03/12/2019, 17:57:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'd buy the dicks
[03/12/2019, 17:57:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Candles and baubles
[03/12/2019, 18:01:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Boables?
[03/12/2019, 18:22:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447919194788 I have no words, all I can do is bow down 🙌
[03/12/2019, 18:41:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[03/12/2019, 18:47:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: How much should I sell them for?
[03/12/2019, 18:48:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: £6.99 naturally
‎[03/12/2019, 18:48:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[03/12/2019, 18:52:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'd buy this.
‎[05/12/2019, 06:36:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
‎[05/12/2019, 06:39:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[05/12/2019, 06:39:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So... No?
‎[05/12/2019, 06:41:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[05/12/2019, 06:44:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Okay sorry kitty.
[05/12/2019, 07:06:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm in
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[05/12/2019, 07:33:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's fine Stu you can be bro 1.
[05/12/2019, 08:04:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s 2019, you can be one of the bro’s!
[05/12/2019, 08:06:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Except Aaron and I don't have a bromance!
[05/12/2019, 08:07:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Get a grip stu
[05/12/2019, 08:07:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dont kink shame me
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[05/12/2019, 08:37:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You want to be Bro 3?
[05/12/2019, 08:37:30] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😏🤤
[05/12/2019, 08:49:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bro 3 gets a number 2
[05/12/2019, 08:49:27] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🙈 wow, for me?
‎[05/12/2019, 11:02:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[05/12/2019, 11:02:07] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6wVsRBQssII
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[05/12/2019, 13:08:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.aldi.co.uk/two-metre-long-pig-in-blanket/p/021470322510200

🤤
[05/12/2019, 13:49:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤
[05/12/2019, 15:37:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I just had an offer accepted on a house! 🎉🙌😁
[05/12/2019, 15:41:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Congratulations, Where'd you decide to move too?
[05/12/2019, 15:42:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Crookston
[05/12/2019, 15:42:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 2bed semi + garage
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[05/12/2019, 15:44:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Theres a chain pub in crookston, The Pines. Grub used to be decent.
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[05/12/2019, 21:17:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do any of you go out for food on Christmas Day?
[05/12/2019, 21:19:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Always stay in the house
[05/12/2019, 21:19:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I must have done when I was in Amsterdam Xmas before last. Can't remember because it was 2 years ago and I was high as fuck
[05/12/2019, 21:19:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: In an ideal world I’d be on the couch with someone shovelling the food into my open mouth while watching die hard
[05/12/2019, 21:19:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Def didn't eat at the hostel though
[05/12/2019, 21:19:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "Welcome to the party pal" with each new mouthful
[05/12/2019, 21:20:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Can you believe my wife tried to tell me today that did hard isn’t a Christmas film?
[05/12/2019, 21:20:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: When you serving the divorce papers?
[05/12/2019, 21:21:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ^100% this.
[05/12/2019, 21:21:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Christmas Day when die hard is on
[05/12/2019, 21:21:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Power move.
[05/12/2019, 21:22:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooh, proper Dirty Den move.
[05/12/2019, 21:22:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Love it.
[05/12/2019, 21:23:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And aye I usually go home for Christmas too but so much shit has happened this year that I can't face it, so unless we can throw ourselves on the mercy of family, we might need to go out.
[05/12/2019, 21:23:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Last time we did that we went to Mr Singh's and it was absolutely wank.
[05/12/2019, 21:23:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There are definitely places open
[05/12/2019, 21:23:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I know. Just need to manage my expectations lol.
[05/12/2019, 21:25:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Pro tip: Aim for a chippy and your expectations can only be met or exceeded.
[05/12/2019, 21:38:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good idea. Will have a look about.
[08/12/2019, 09:41:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just seen this, Think thats made day
[08/12/2019, 09:59:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hi
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[08/12/2019, 10:02:53] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Hi everyone! Any suggestions on things to do in the area? I have a week off work and absolutely nothing planned...
[08/12/2019, 10:19:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's a reasonably cheap journey to take the train and the ferry to Rothesay, on Bute. Nice place for a wander. There's a small semi-ruined castle that's alright to visit and the area is pretty
[08/12/2019, 10:21:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Pollok park is a nice for a walk, and you'll get to see some hairy coos
[08/12/2019, 10:31:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Sounds good, will try both of these
[08/12/2019, 10:36:08] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Also in Pollok park, Pollok House has a nice cafe with some excellent pistachio rose cake
[08/12/2019, 13:40:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Celtic Celtic is the team for me
[08/12/2019, 20:59:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I have an announcement
[08/12/2019, 21:00:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I know that I've said that Irn Bru isn't all that great. I stand by this claim. It's pish.
[08/12/2019, 21:00:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: HOWEVER
[08/12/2019, 21:01:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've had a couple of bottles of Irn Bru 1901 in the last two days. I get it now. It's great stuff.
[08/12/2019, 21:01:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The regular stuff can still fuck right off though.
[08/12/2019, 21:01:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That is all.
[08/12/2019, 21:04:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Haven’t tried the new one, I’ve managed to kick my coffee and Pepsi max habit and I’ve only been drinking water for a month now!
[08/12/2019, 21:04:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ooh nice work
[08/12/2019, 21:04:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You can take coffee from my cold dead hands though
[08/12/2019, 21:05:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've still got a coke addiction to kick. It fills on for alcohol (though not to the same quantity, thankfully)
[08/12/2019, 21:14:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I kicked my coke and irn bru habit by switching to Pepsi max
[08/12/2019, 21:14:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But now, I fucking love water
[08/12/2019, 21:15:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've always been a big water drinker, but kicking alcohol brought the sugar addiction to the fore. I'm just not putting enough effort into kicking it completely.
[08/12/2019, 21:16:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's nothing quite like glugging back a bottle of cool water after a long run (I don't take water with me)
[08/12/2019, 21:16:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Well, except for an ice cold can of coke - chucking it back until the bubbles burn 😂
[08/12/2019, 21:16:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve not even had a glass of wine in over a month
[08/12/2019, 21:17:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice
[08/12/2019, 21:17:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I stopped because I was on a bad path with it, and it turns out that's the only path I have available if I want to drink. So I stopped wanting to drink.
[08/12/2019, 21:18:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Coincidentally, it's been 300days as of today.
[08/12/2019, 21:19:05] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Congrats!!
[08/12/2019, 21:19:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thanks 😊
[08/12/2019, 21:20:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I hit a point around 150 days where I stopped thinking about it as much
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[08/12/2019, 21:22:03] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Sounds like you caught yourself at a good time. :)
[08/12/2019, 21:22:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yep. Could have been sooner, but glad it wasn't later
[08/12/2019, 21:24:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's impossible to know because I started this at the same time, but I'm fairly certain that microdosing lsd was a significant contributor to staying on the wagon, particularly as it found it easy to stop smoking and stay away from weed. The weed in particular would have been an easy vice to fall straight into, which would have had a nearly as bad impact on my life as alcohol
[08/12/2019, 21:25:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: How visible is microdosing lsd in a drug panel?
[08/12/2019, 21:29:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not sure, but I believe it is out of the system very quickly (less than a day). I'm not sure if micro doses would even register, unless you were unlucky enough to get tested right after you took your dose.
[08/12/2019, 21:30:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Working in tech has its advantages - no drug screening being one.
[08/12/2019, 22:06:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I've recently switched to max from pepsi. I hate it.
[08/12/2019, 22:08:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lsd doesnt even show up on a drug test full stop
[08/12/2019, 22:09:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Absolutely no way to test for lsd as its broken down into chemicals that's are in your body and also the dose is way too low to register
[08/12/2019, 22:10:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And for something that can detect it, it would be outrageously expensive
[08/12/2019, 22:10:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We are talking negative nanograms per like litre of urine
[08/12/2019, 22:11:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But girl work there is no way in hell theyd pay for that
[08/12/2019, 22:11:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I dont even think the Olympics tastes for lsd
[08/12/2019, 22:11:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yi get 5 panels or if ur unlucky 10 panels
[08/12/2019, 22:14:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Weed
Speed
Meth 
Coke
Opiates
Heroin (Opiate but different metabolites)
Oxycodone (see above) 
PCP
Ketamine
Methadone
Qauluudes ( honestly lol)
Benzos
[08/12/2019, 22:14:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Are the only ones the search for
[08/12/2019, 22:14:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They dont do 
Lsd
Psilocybin (shrooms) 
Steroids
[08/12/2019, 22:15:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Add XTC to that but it would probably trigger amphetamines or methamphetamine
[08/12/2019, 22:16:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Reason being ridiculously hard for the top 2 and steroids mostly convert to testosterone and you produce testosterone anyway so that juke always show up
[08/12/2019, 22:16:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I had a feeling that was the case, but haven't done the looking into it. Lucky you're here for a comprehensive analysis 😝
[08/12/2019, 22:17:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So they then need to test for other hormones and HCG to see if its correctly detected misuse of steroids
[08/12/2019, 22:17:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And quite frankly, them 3 are some of the least damaging drugs
[08/12/2019, 22:18:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lsd can cause a bad trip
Shroons and do the same and give you nausea and maybe positing
Steroids are just steroids
[08/12/2019, 22:18:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You cant overdose from any of then. Period
[08/12/2019, 22:19:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Same with DMT theybdont test that cause you have DMT jn tour system anyway, same idea as testosterone
[08/12/2019, 22:20:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Steroids are common but there is no risk for overdose or going insane or whatever
[08/12/2019, 22:21:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause roid rage is infsct a myth and manifests because people say its an effect. Like placebo. If your bit a dickhead steroids wont make you be one.. you just already are one
[08/12/2019, 22:23:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Pretty much the same as alcohol then
[08/12/2019, 22:23:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ni where near i
[08/12/2019, 22:23:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. Turns out I'm just a cunt either way
[08/12/2019, 22:23:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I mean causing cunts to act like cunts
[08/12/2019, 22:23:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah still
[08/12/2019, 22:24:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like the only thing you  noticed psychologically id
[08/12/2019, 22:24:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Is
[08/12/2019, 22:25:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Your more like upbeat and happy (agreed some steroids can do the opposite but jts not anger its maybe just fatigue or being a bit upset)
Honrier and more confident. But there is zero buzz
[08/12/2019, 22:26:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Admittedly people do engage in more riskier behaviours. But how you need ti think of it is going through puberty again
[08/12/2019, 22:26:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's exactly what it is really
[08/12/2019, 22:26:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And puberty doesnt make you a dick, you just are a dick anyway lol
[08/12/2019, 22:27:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye. Going through puberty but yi have more sense and knowledge this time
[08/12/2019, 22:44:25] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: All hardcore with the drugs in here
[08/12/2019, 22:44:36] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Here's me, I don't even drink ha
[08/12/2019, 22:44:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: *raises glass of water as a toast*
[08/12/2019, 22:46:50] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Soggy toast
[09/12/2019, 01:51:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nothing wrong with responsible drug use
[09/12/2019, 01:51:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well I dont use them responsibly but fuck it bois
[09/12/2019, 14:14:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I bloody love it when the system goes down for over 7 hours and then comes up 20 minutes before I leave.
[09/12/2019, 14:14:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also fuck off with that soggy toast, Gabriel.
[09/12/2019, 14:15:32] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Yass bois just has my first counselling appointment
[09/12/2019, 14:16:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaassss. How did it go?
[09/12/2019, 14:16:28] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: 50 minutes of crying 😊
[09/12/2019, 14:17:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's good though! I went to see a therapist before I went on holiday and now I'm so bloody chipper I don't need it anymore. Last appointment is on Wednesday to close it all off.
[09/12/2019, 14:17:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But yay for reaching out and getting help!
[09/12/2019, 14:18:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hate the taboo behind it all, man. I've literally only told my boss and now you lot about it because of what people will probably think. :/
[09/12/2019, 14:21:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Care less about what other people think.
[09/12/2019, 14:21:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wow why didn't I think of that!
[09/12/2019, 14:22:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Caring to much about other peoples options will out you in therepy in the first place
[09/12/2019, 14:22:40] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: It’s hard when you’re a performer and 90% of your life is people saying you’re good or you’re shit
[09/12/2019, 14:23:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah that wasn't my reason for going to therapy.
[09/12/2019, 14:23:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I mean there's a fine line between caring less about others opinions and not giving a fuck about anything.
[09/12/2019, 14:24:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Thanks doc.
[09/12/2019, 14:25:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Took me many years to figure that shit out
[09/12/2019, 15:22:46] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I have a somewhat friend having issues with this. He tours the world with his band but when I met up with him last time he was sad and seemed to be near the edge and about to do something stupid... Soon after I met up with him he went on drunk rampages on Facebook live... It was painful to watch it. I am glad that you managed to pass the step of reaching out
[09/12/2019, 15:23:54] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 👍
[09/12/2019, 19:37:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: H3y ev3ry1!!!
[09/12/2019, 19:37:38] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Please don’t start UwUing
[09/12/2019, 19:37:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: *Raises spork*
[09/12/2019, 19:38:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Teh p3nguin of D0om
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[09/12/2019, 19:44:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Y IZ ev2ry1 so m00dy 2DAY @ m3 =(
‎[09/12/2019, 20:06:42] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[09/12/2019, 20:22:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wow so 90s.
[09/12/2019, 20:23:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: L33t speak ya
[09/12/2019, 20:23:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ffs forgot that was a thing.
[09/12/2019, 20:24:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can you still change your Facebook language to 1337?
[09/12/2019, 20:24:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nuff1n wr0ng w1t t@lk1ng lyk d1z
[09/12/2019, 20:24:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Itz a fr33 c0untry
[09/12/2019, 20:25:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Didnt even knownu could do that haha
[09/12/2019, 20:25:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw naw aye
[09/12/2019, 20:25:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yi can i forgot
[09/12/2019, 20:25:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah am no sure if u can or no
[09/12/2019, 20:25:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And pirate speak too.
[09/12/2019, 20:25:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I like that ane haha
[09/12/2019, 20:26:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Proper sailor
[09/12/2019, 20:26:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good old days.
[09/12/2019, 20:26:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can't do it on the app.
[09/12/2019, 20:26:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Maybe you can on the website.
‎[10/12/2019, 16:26:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[10/12/2019, 16:32:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Bro
[11/12/2019, 10:29:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Heyb
[11/12/2019, 10:38:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Morning @447932795038, hows it going?
[11/12/2019, 17:59:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: See people that double park within 10 feet of a bus stop, can we make it legal to dangle them out a high rise building?
[11/12/2019, 18:06:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We'll put it on the ballot paper tomorrow
[11/12/2019, 18:07:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: These are the real questions that demand answers
[11/12/2019, 18:15:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Isn’t that already legal?
[11/12/2019, 18:16:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: (If you don’t get caught)
[11/12/2019, 18:16:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/761304211/novelty-adult-christmas-tree-decorations?ref=shop_home_active_1&frs=1

Christmas dicks are up! Bit late because I forgot I was going to do it
[11/12/2019, 18:19:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's a great idea. Can't have any witnesses if you let them drop.
[11/12/2019, 18:19:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Should I run for parliament...?
[11/12/2019, 18:20:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yaaaassss.
[11/12/2019, 18:20:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did you write the description? Because it's top notch!
[11/12/2019, 18:21:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Dickerations! 😁 Fantastic.
[11/12/2019, 18:34:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: can’t take credit for the description; that was Lauren!
[11/12/2019, 18:35:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That almost forgives the stance of Die Hard not being a Christmas film (I'm assuming Lauren is the wife?)
[11/12/2019, 18:38:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nah, someone from the old group chat
[11/12/2019, 18:40:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah right
[11/12/2019, 18:41:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: She did the descriptions for the other two things on there too, she’s quite good at it!
[11/12/2019, 18:42:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Indeed!
[11/12/2019, 20:38:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Who does web design? :D
[12/12/2019, 09:54:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm at death's door. Can someone go and vote for me?
[12/12/2019, 09:54:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: No bother, Tory's was it?
[12/12/2019, 09:55:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I'll put in an extra vote for Boris 😘
[12/12/2019, 09:55:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[12/12/2019, 09:55:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Could you not? Thanks.
[12/12/2019, 09:55:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oh alright you've convinced me. I'll go SNP instead
[12/12/2019, 09:56:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cheers. Them or the greens.
‎[12/12/2019, 09:56:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 09:57:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och bless.
‎[12/12/2019, 09:57:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 09:57:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Hahahahaha
[12/12/2019, 10:01:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣
[12/12/2019, 10:06:01] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I can't vote today 😞
I never received my postal vote card
[12/12/2019, 10:06:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Like do you vote by post?
‎[12/12/2019, 10:07:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 10:08:32] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Voting by post, I am not usually at home during the week. This means that I can't vote in person
‎[12/12/2019, 10:08:43] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 10:08:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ahh
‎[12/12/2019, 10:09:11] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 10:09:50] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: As I was away, I didn't even know by the 6th of December that I hadn't received my postal vote letter
[12/12/2019, 10:10:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's a conspiracy!
[12/12/2019, 10:11:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: You could still try calling the number? It's still true on the 12th that you hadn't received it by the 6th
[12/12/2019, 10:12:03] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: True, I will do that
[12/12/2019, 10:12:45] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: After reading the back of the form, I have until later today to sort this out, thanks!
[12/12/2019, 10:13:00] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yay!
‎[12/12/2019, 10:13:31] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 10:13:40] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I had missed the top part on there
‎[12/12/2019, 10:16:28] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[12/12/2019, 10:16:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't even need dual citizenship to do that
[12/12/2019, 10:17:18] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Done, collecting my vote from town this morning
[12/12/2019, 10:17:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: @447974423860, they also do emergency proxy votes on that number
[12/12/2019, 10:17:56] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 01412874444 option 2
[12/12/2019, 10:18:07] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Happy to help if needed
[12/12/2019, 10:18:47] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I don't yet have dual citizenship although I have spent most of my life abroad (thanks EU!)
[12/12/2019, 10:20:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ah I thought you had French citizenship? Just lived there a lot?
[12/12/2019, 10:22:00] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Just lived there a lot, as it was EU there was no point of requesting citizenship
[12/12/2019, 10:22:26] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I should be receiving my Irish citizenship very soon though!
‎[12/12/2019, 10:23:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 10:23:57] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That is weirdly vague... It looks like you are some sort of Viking!
‎[12/12/2019, 10:24:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[12/12/2019, 10:24:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[12/12/2019, 10:34:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ahhh ok I knew there was _something_ going on there
[12/12/2019, 10:42:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Wonder what mine is.
[12/12/2019, 10:43:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 87% Johnny bravo
[12/12/2019, 10:46:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooooh. Thanks! Didn't know that.
‎[12/12/2019, 10:57:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 10:59:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Where do you get this from?
[12/12/2019, 10:59:35] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 23andme
[12/12/2019, 10:59:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ^
[12/12/2019, 10:59:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh okay.
[12/12/2019, 11:03:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's quite fun. I've just recently discovered and had a chat with a distant cousin who lives in Plymouth
‎[12/12/2019, 11:04:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 11:05:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm sort of interested but not £100 interested
‎[12/12/2019, 11:06:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
‎[12/12/2019, 11:06:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 11:07:04] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oof
[12/12/2019, 11:07:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Better use those power athlete years well!
[12/12/2019, 11:10:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I can gauge that by how well my body takes to a small amount of weightlifting
‎[12/12/2019, 11:11:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 11:11:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[12/12/2019, 11:22:03] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Voted \o/
[12/12/2019, 11:24:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bent lol?
[12/12/2019, 11:24:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or 🤘
[12/12/2019, 11:27:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: lol while summiting a small hill
[12/12/2019, 11:28:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
‎[12/12/2019, 11:32:42] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 11:32:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Hahahahahahaha
[12/12/2019, 11:37:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: https://youtu.be/IuqcG5nl2dU
‎[12/12/2019, 11:40:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[12/12/2019, 11:41:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
[12/12/2019, 11:41:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m so happy for him that he got to touch one
[12/12/2019, 11:48:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It ends too abruptly. I suspect he was murdered.
[12/12/2019, 11:48:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Shredded
[12/12/2019, 11:49:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Touché
[12/12/2019, 11:50:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I mean your names Gabriel, Pretty biblical.
[12/12/2019, 11:51:23] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🎺👼
[12/12/2019, 11:52:42] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Oh yeah gabriel youve got a big role coming up this month eh?
[12/12/2019, 11:53:09] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ll give you trumpet lessons for it if you want
[12/12/2019, 11:53:16] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Tomorrow morning, I imagine
[12/12/2019, 11:54:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: No context.
[12/12/2019, 12:36:28] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm desperately trying to find a way to kill 25 minutes in work without appearing to be skiving.
[12/12/2019, 12:36:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Go for a big shite
[12/12/2019, 12:37:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Voted! First time ever
[12/12/2019, 12:40:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Wut.
[12/12/2019, 12:41:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 👍
[12/12/2019, 12:49:16] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: See if you voted Tory
‎[12/12/2019, 13:03:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 13:15:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Going all in
[12/12/2019, 13:15:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm loving the #DogsAtPollingStations thing.
[12/12/2019, 13:16:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Apparently #HorsesAtPollingStations is a thing too.
[12/12/2019, 13:18:27] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Yas
[12/12/2019, 13:23:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: #JobbiesAtPollingStations?
‎[12/12/2019, 14:06:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 14:07:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This needs to die.
[12/12/2019, 14:07:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[12/12/2019, 14:07:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What else could they mean?
[12/12/2019, 14:07:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I have no idea 😂
[12/12/2019, 14:09:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447919194788 You got any of those candle and baubles?
[12/12/2019, 14:09:26] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Works just put up there Christmas tree
[12/12/2019, 14:10:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[12/12/2019, 14:10:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Killjoy.
[12/12/2019, 14:11:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or is it Killjobbie?
[12/12/2019, 14:11:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Both. It's both.
[12/12/2019, 14:13:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean if you want jobbies at polling stations, you could probably just take a picture of random politicians.
‎[12/12/2019, 14:17:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[12/12/2019, 14:18:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: For real. Looking for two. One as a Christmas present for my sister in law
[12/12/2019, 14:18:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And one for the works tree
[12/12/2019, 14:20:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's an etsy link up there somewhere^^
[12/12/2019, 14:24:51] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Here is the etsy page
[12/12/2019, 14:27:24] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: It seems like they change the cake selection so had to go with something else, trying an orange and cranberry cake instead
[12/12/2019, 14:27:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ooh that sounds really nice
[12/12/2019, 14:28:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Well now you will need to report back about if it holds up to expectations.
‎[12/12/2019, 14:28:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 14:29:07] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Definitely worth it
[12/12/2019, 14:34:11] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ooooooh looks good
‎[12/12/2019, 14:57:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 15:25:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
‎[12/12/2019, 16:26:12] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 16:30:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Jeepers! Where?
[12/12/2019, 16:32:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The roads!
[12/12/2019, 16:32:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But I drive on the roads!
[12/12/2019, 16:34:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Be careful then!
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‎[12/12/2019, 16:38:06] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 16:38:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: In the middle of nowhere...
[12/12/2019, 16:38:56] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Selfish animals hey?
[12/12/2019, 16:40:22] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Fortunately it was able to run away, and it missed the critical parts of the car. Garage said that the car could have been a write-off had it been a full frontal hit
[12/12/2019, 16:42:47] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Turns out it is slightly less true that the BJ £350M to the NHS, as we are in Scotland, Brewdog isn't allowed to give away beer to drink on premises. Instead they are giving out 2 cans of IPA to take away
[12/12/2019, 16:43:15] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Slightly less false actually
[12/12/2019, 16:57:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bastards! Burn them to the ground!
[12/12/2019, 17:26:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Voted.
[12/12/2019, 17:26:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mon the tories 😎
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[12/12/2019, 17:34:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Also voted.
[12/12/2019, 17:34:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Fuckers don't even live in my area.
‎[12/12/2019, 17:50:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 17:51:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🥳
[12/12/2019, 17:55:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Walled 2 mile for that
[12/12/2019, 17:55:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am skint dont drive
[12/12/2019, 17:55:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I also walked buddy
[12/12/2019, 17:55:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 0.2mi
[12/12/2019, 17:55:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And no registered  at ma new address
[12/12/2019, 17:55:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The struggle is real
[12/12/2019, 17:56:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So had to go to my old polling station
[12/12/2019, 17:56:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Whos Glasgow south?
[12/12/2019, 17:56:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I will be next election. I think. If Crookston is part of south
‎[12/12/2019, 17:57:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 17:58:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I guess we are having aparty at arrons when hes next off shore?
[12/12/2019, 17:58:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: All invited
[12/12/2019, 18:01:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'd like to make a point tho
[12/12/2019, 18:01:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Everyone thinks its mental when people post exactly where they stay
[12/12/2019, 18:01:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I walked the 0.6 miles from my deathbed and back.
[12/12/2019, 18:01:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: As if it isn't easy as googling or phone books or any of that
[12/12/2019, 18:02:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I know right? I'm lonely, come visit.
[12/12/2019, 18:03:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The more I think about it @447880955489, the more I wouldn't want anybody else voting for me. None of my family vote the way I do. :/
[12/12/2019, 18:03:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But good to know the emergency proxy is there anyway. 😁
‎[12/12/2019, 18:03:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 18:04:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah, I lied. 0.3mi. I'm a tough cookie, me
‎[12/12/2019, 18:04:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 18:04:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I drove to mine
[12/12/2019, 18:04:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lazy git!
[12/12/2019, 18:04:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yeah!
‎[12/12/2019, 18:05:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 18:05:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was cold.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[12/12/2019, 18:05:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Omg Stu.
[12/12/2019, 18:05:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣
[12/12/2019, 18:05:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[12/12/2019, 18:05:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Greta's gonnae kill you.
[12/12/2019, 18:05:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I wore a jacket...
[12/12/2019, 18:05:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I wrote a jacket and put the heated seat on
[12/12/2019, 18:06:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah how dare you take away gretas future stu!
‎[12/12/2019, 18:06:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎sticker omitted
[12/12/2019, 18:06:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[12/12/2019, 18:06:38] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I tend to agree yeah
[12/12/2019, 18:07:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thanks I love it
[12/12/2019, 18:07:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Think it’s my favourite sticker
‎[12/12/2019, 18:07:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎sticker omitted
[12/12/2019, 18:07:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Brilliant
[12/12/2019, 18:09:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Google doesn't know about the paths in the park.
[12/12/2019, 18:09:07] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: So my results are off.
‎[12/12/2019, 18:09:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 18:09:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I have the same problem, so many walkways & paths around here that Google doesn't know about
‎[12/12/2019, 18:10:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 18:10:39] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Those white light, That the school.
[12/12/2019, 18:10:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Means I have to go out scouting for my running routes like an olden days person
[12/12/2019, 18:10:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's really not far.
[12/12/2019, 18:11:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Satellite view is your friend.
[12/12/2019, 18:11:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.plotaroute.com/mobile/
[12/12/2019, 18:13:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: If I walked straigh acroos the grass I'm 0.129 miles
‎[12/12/2019, 18:57:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
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[12/12/2019, 19:22:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooh bless her. Do you need to be a member of the SNP to get those super personal texts from her?
[12/12/2019, 20:23:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just has some food delivered.
[12/12/2019, 20:23:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: £23.50
[12/12/2019, 20:23:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Paid and said keep the change.
[12/12/2019, 20:24:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just noticed I've gave the guy £40.
[12/12/2019, 20:24:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Merry Christmas?
[12/12/2019, 20:24:21] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Fanny.
[12/12/2019, 20:24:35] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: 😩🔫
[12/12/2019, 20:29:30] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Accidental charity, eh
[12/12/2019, 20:29:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I have some pot noodle here, can deliver.
[12/12/2019, 20:29:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I take tips
[12/12/2019, 20:31:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Aye but I do food deliveries and anything more than £3 I verify with the customer
[12/12/2019, 20:54:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: How much did you think you handed him?
[12/12/2019, 20:54:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just think of it as paying it forward from the good tips you’ve had before!
[12/12/2019, 20:54:25] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: £25
[12/12/2019, 20:54:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Still, that’d be pretty annoying tho
[12/12/2019, 20:57:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I can count on 1 hand tips over £3
‎[12/12/2019, 20:57:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 20:58:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: As I said guys and girls I'd you want trained until you honestly are worried your arms will pop. I will go with any of yous anytime
[12/12/2019, 20:59:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause I believe in getting everybody strong and give them that unrivaled confidence you get with a pump
[12/12/2019, 21:00:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m only 3 weeks in but I’m lifting weights every day and it’s already become a bit of an addiction
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[12/12/2019, 21:01:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am proud bro
[12/12/2019, 21:02:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well done, love you x
‎[12/12/2019, 21:02:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[12/12/2019, 21:02:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: How are you measuring that?
[12/12/2019, 21:02:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Withings / Nokia Body+ - Smart Body Composition Wi-Fi Digital Scale with smartphone app https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B071CMGR9C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_3LdoGioepz1jp
[12/12/2019, 21:03:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Stand on it every morning when I wake up
[12/12/2019, 21:06:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Good going bro
[12/12/2019, 21:06:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That beautiful genetics providing results this quickly at your age
[12/12/2019, 21:07:05] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: That's pretty fucking cool
[12/12/2019, 21:07:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I KNEW there was something about u man
[12/12/2019, 21:07:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[12/12/2019, 21:07:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Hardest part was to stop being lazy
[12/12/2019, 21:07:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye same
[12/12/2019, 21:08:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was worried I wouldn’t keep it up but there’s no chance of that happening
[12/12/2019, 21:08:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I just got back into it, remember I was out for a while
[12/12/2019, 21:09:02] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Stu what app is that
[12/12/2019, 21:09:17] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Idk personally I feel the hardest thing is just not having the time
[12/12/2019, 21:09:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And its nit laziness it's the problem now,its the soreness that I'm not used too because when you do it for years you get no pain at all
[12/12/2019, 21:09:28] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: When I was a student it was easy to eat well and lift
[12/12/2019, 21:09:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The fat/muscle thing?
[12/12/2019, 21:09:33] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Ye
[12/12/2019, 21:09:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Withings / Nokia Body+ - Smart Body Composition Wi-Fi Digital Scale with smartphone app https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B071CMGR9C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_3LdoGioepz1jp
[12/12/2019, 21:10:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So it was mental. Even with testosterone I was feeling agony for 3 days and that's nuts
[12/12/2019, 21:10:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That was my trouble, it sounds daft but I struggle even finding time to leave the house. That’s why I bought the home gym thing
[12/12/2019, 21:10:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You feeling the pain again now?
[12/12/2019, 21:11:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[12/12/2019, 21:11:22] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Thanks man
[12/12/2019, 21:11:35] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Are you not a dad as well? Must be v busy
[12/12/2019, 21:11:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But the muscle memory is kicking in so I'm inflating rapidly, strength coming back daily and the soreness is dying down
[12/12/2019, 21:11:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 3 year old twins and a 6 year old, it’s just mental
[12/12/2019, 21:12:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Thank the lord for muscle memory. Great asset
[12/12/2019, 21:12:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like I lost so much mass in that 4/5 months
[12/12/2019, 21:13:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And within 3 weeks it's like 60% back
[12/12/2019, 21:14:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve probably gone overboard with stuff to take but I thought I’d try some of it and see what it’s like, I’m taking vitamin b and d in the morning and then some bcaa preworkout thing with a scoop of creatine half an hour before i start, then after I do a scoop of whey protein with some milk. Then at night I’ve got some zma tables to take before bed
[12/12/2019, 21:14:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: (Zma tablets I got for free)
[12/12/2019, 21:15:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: There’s no soreness though, so that’s good I guess
[12/12/2019, 21:17:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That's hardly anything man dont worry about that
[12/12/2019, 21:17:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I dont care what level of vitamin B's your taking but take more. Trust me
[12/12/2019, 21:17:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You're kinda aiming for soreness
[12/12/2019, 21:18:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I was the first few days
[12/12/2019, 21:18:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Doesnt necessarily mean you're nit working out tho but it's a decent indicator
[12/12/2019, 21:18:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well as long as there is tightness
[12/12/2019, 21:18:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m slowly adding more weight
[12/12/2019, 21:18:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But the soreness is meant to last a few weeks to begin
[12/12/2019, 21:18:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh ye it’s tight, I’m loving a good stretch
[12/12/2019, 21:18:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But then your diet night be spot on
[12/12/2019, 21:19:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’s something else I changed, I’m eating well and only drinking water
[12/12/2019, 21:19:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s nice to feel alive again!
[12/12/2019, 21:19:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And theh again you're not 17 odd stone like me so you probably can get all the kcals you require fairly easily
[12/12/2019, 21:19:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Whereas I struggle cause the ankint I need to eat
[12/12/2019, 21:19:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I need to get in with more water
[12/12/2019, 21:20:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye I can’t imagine what you need to eat to keep you going
[12/12/2019, 21:20:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No just to keep going but to grow
[12/12/2019, 21:20:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Tesco
[12/12/2019, 21:20:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just eat Tesco
[12/12/2019, 21:20:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've implemented a liquid diet for that purpose only
[12/12/2019, 21:20:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 1 solid meal a day
[12/12/2019, 21:20:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 4 litres of full fat milk
[12/12/2019, 21:20:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Heaps of protein shakes
[12/12/2019, 21:20:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yogurt drinks
[12/12/2019, 21:20:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Smoothies
[12/12/2019, 21:20:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fruits
[12/12/2019, 21:21:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'd be fucked if I was lactose intolerant hahah
[12/12/2019, 21:21:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But since am a wee bit skint and no a lot of cooking utensils
[12/12/2019, 21:22:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I need to up my fruit game
[12/12/2019, 21:22:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Liquid diets are ace to get all the kcals but you cant do it forever
[12/12/2019, 21:22:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh and
[12/12/2019, 21:22:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm eating so much Wednesdale cheese with cranberries hahahah
[12/12/2019, 21:23:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like 2 blocks a day with crackers
[12/12/2019, 21:23:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Stuff's amazing
[12/12/2019, 21:23:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Only issue there is the sodium but it's no that bad compared to other cheeses
[12/12/2019, 21:23:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I need the fats anyway
[12/12/2019, 21:23:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It really is
[12/12/2019, 21:23:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Plenty protein
[12/12/2019, 21:23:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the crackers are ny carbs
[12/12/2019, 21:23:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But aye guys. Favourite cheese by a mile
[12/12/2019, 21:24:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Obv like I adore really cheesy foods. But the cranberry wensleydale is fucking fantastic to eat by itself
[12/12/2019, 21:24:47] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Best cheese is M&S 5 year Cornish cruncher cheddar
[12/12/2019, 21:24:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I could happily just take bites from the block
[12/12/2019, 21:25:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah
[12/12/2019, 21:25:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sounds 🤤
‎[12/12/2019, 21:26:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 21:26:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How I spend my nights lol
[12/12/2019, 21:27:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Fucking love ritz
[12/12/2019, 21:27:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Looks like a good night to me
[12/12/2019, 21:27:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I've been doing this for like a week straight hahaha
[12/12/2019, 21:27:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But aye
[12/12/2019, 21:28:10] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Have you been meeting Pam and her 5 sisters as well?
[12/12/2019, 21:28:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ritz with wensleydale, protein milkshakes (really really good) vaping and watching documentaries
[12/12/2019, 21:28:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: With some white grape n blackcurrant sparkling water (Tesco stuff, yi get like 4 bottles for 1.50 ACEEE)
[12/12/2019, 21:29:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Goes without saying bro
[12/12/2019, 21:32:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I weighted myself on my works industrial scales. 104kg Can I come to yours and see how much of that is far 🤣
[12/12/2019, 21:32:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol no, only my feet on it!
[12/12/2019, 21:38:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am over 104kg so yir no that bad
[12/12/2019, 21:39:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye you can say its muscle but it's no 100zz% muscle, fairly low fat but regardless
[12/12/2019, 21:39:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 107 kg is 107kg at the end if the day and any type of weight like that puts strain on yi I believe
[12/12/2019, 21:40:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like you never bet on my for a long distance race lol
[12/12/2019, 21:41:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I used to be fucking amazing too, but then mid teenage years if smoking and drinking and starting to lift took its toll
[12/12/2019, 22:04:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Polls are now
[12/12/2019, 22:04:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: CLOSED
[12/12/2019, 22:04:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mon the SNP
‎[12/12/2019, 22:05:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 22:06:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Definitely my cue to fuck off to bed and die for a bit.
[12/12/2019, 22:06:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Pure sick of these Tory cunts man.
‎[12/12/2019, 22:07:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 22:08:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not good enough
[12/12/2019, 22:08:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However
[12/12/2019, 22:08:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 3rd biggest part by a fucking mile according to that
[12/12/2019, 22:09:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Means nothing though because it's Scotland and Scotland always gets shat on by London.
[12/12/2019, 22:09:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye ah know
[12/12/2019, 22:09:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But exit polls are fucking notoriously shite lol
[12/12/2019, 22:09:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Would happy a coalition with labour
[12/12/2019, 22:10:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was a hung parliament last time wasnt it?
[12/12/2019, 22:10:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[12/12/2019, 22:10:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tories and DUP nazis
[12/12/2019, 22:11:20] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: How many seats for a majority
[12/12/2019, 22:11:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 326
[12/12/2019, 22:11:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Some clown on stv just now saying the exit polls have been quite accurate but not with the outcome
[12/12/2019, 22:11:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aka no reliable at all yi cow
[12/12/2019, 22:12:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[12/12/2019, 22:12:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But aye fucking all these idiots in Yorkshire and all that are tories n that
[12/12/2019, 22:12:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Everywhere I work down there, they're all the same
[12/12/2019, 22:12:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think they mean accurate as to the poll result but not the actual gov formed. Like they predicted a hung parliament but not the confidence & supply between tories and dup. Or something.
[12/12/2019, 22:13:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And they're all like there is no way scotland would survive themselves
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[12/12/2019, 22:13:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Barnett formulae yady yada
[12/12/2019, 22:13:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hasn't been that inaccurate.
[12/12/2019, 22:13:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh damn they haven't been
[12/12/2019, 22:13:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fuck
[12/12/2019, 22:13:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Last year they were exactly on point
[12/12/2019, 22:14:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was it?
[12/12/2019, 22:15:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Well the Tory/DUP government was pretty different from the Tory/Lib Dem government.
[12/12/2019, 22:18:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Aye but I can gaurentee your more muscle than me haha
‎[12/12/2019, 22:34:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 22:36:57] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Tell then to mind the deer!
[12/12/2019, 23:16:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I know but my point is as long as you have no fatty deposits in your arteries and ur organs are all healthy etc etc then your body doesnt discriminate whether ur fat or muscley, itll have to work harder with that extra weight
[12/12/2019, 23:16:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But then again if you've trained to be that size your heart will adapt to that and your veins etc etc but you know what I mean
[12/12/2019, 23:17:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And if your obese and hardly worked out ever then you're gonna be fucked
[12/12/2019, 23:19:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You seen xrays of obese people and seeing all the fat and nasty stuff compared to the poor wee untrained hearts and all that jisy looking like tiny peppercorns in a vast bag of lard
‎[12/12/2019, 23:20:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 23:21:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: "Big boned" LOL
[12/12/2019, 23:23:12] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: At least I’m making money from this election
‎[12/12/2019, 23:23:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[12/12/2019, 23:23:34] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Not much but it’s nice
[12/12/2019, 23:25:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: As far as I'm aware my heart's still healthy from when I used to exercise
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[12/12/2019, 23:27:27] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I both want to see this and don’t want to at the same time
[12/12/2019, 23:28:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Loch ness monster indeed
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[12/12/2019, 23:30:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Wasted time voting when I could have been lubing myself to prepare for getting fucked arsewise
[12/12/2019, 23:31:43] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: You might as well stick a pinky up now just to get used to boris’s tiny dick
[12/12/2019, 23:34:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye am getting the vaseline out ready for the pounding every Tory is gonna gove me
[12/12/2019, 23:34:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Rmember I told you guys about the gay guy at the gym whom asked me on a date
[12/12/2019, 23:35:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I asked him today which country he thinks it's more tolerant to gays. Scotland or america (wince hes fae America) n I cant remember his answer but
[12/12/2019, 23:35:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I said here is good cause were more left wing than the rest of the UK n stuff
[12/12/2019, 23:36:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N he was like oh but I'm a conservative.
[12/12/2019, 23:36:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm like eh, here or america
[12/12/2019, 23:36:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He was like they are the same
[12/12/2019, 23:36:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was like emmmmm no not at all
[12/12/2019, 23:37:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N hes like all conservatives are the same thats why I voted conservative
[12/12/2019, 23:38:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was fucking raging but couldn't show it because the girls uve been speaking to were there and it's a small gym and everyone can hear you
[12/12/2019, 23:38:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I cant remember his job but he earns 25k a year
[12/12/2019, 23:38:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And hes voting tory
[12/12/2019, 23:39:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That was one of his reasons but I couldn't listen properly soni dunk what he said
[12/12/2019, 23:40:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was too busy holding in the verbal ass kicking I was giving him in ny head
[13/12/2019, 00:04:56] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: "all conservatives are the same" is a pretty damn conservative thought not gonna lie
[13/12/2019, 00:05:37] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Where voting party line matters than having any actual morals or opinions
[13/12/2019, 00:08:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I'm so chuffed that moray has a 99% chance of a snp gain fae tory
[13/12/2019, 00:08:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: My homeland
[13/12/2019, 00:09:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Finally combs to terms
[13/12/2019, 00:09:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just full of rich oil workers who were scared of the threats of england if we became indy, farmers and fishermen
[13/12/2019, 00:10:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Every last one of them have been fucked over by tories
[13/12/2019, 00:17:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🥳🥳🥳
[13/12/2019, 01:43:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am I the only daft cunt staying awake for this pish
[13/12/2019, 01:43:17] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Aye
[13/12/2019, 01:43:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Any Scottish seats announced?
[13/12/2019, 01:43:31] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Also
‎[13/12/2019, 01:43:36] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[13/12/2019, 01:45:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We knew that 5 hours ago man
[13/12/2019, 01:45:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye
[13/12/2019, 01:45:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: SNP gain from labour
[13/12/2019, 01:45:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Rutherglen and Hamilton westb
[13/12/2019, 01:45:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The scottish share so far is
[13/12/2019, 01:46:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: SNP 45%
Labour 30%
Tory 13%
And the rest
[13/12/2019, 01:48:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Uk seat called 
Tory 9
Labour 16
SNP 1
[13/12/2019, 02:01:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Angus gain
[13/12/2019, 02:17:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Paisley snp hold
[13/12/2019, 02:21:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: West dunbartonshire snp gain
[13/12/2019, 02:23:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lanark and Hamilton east snp gain
[13/12/2019, 02:24:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Western isles snp hold
[13/12/2019, 03:30:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 20/21 seats for snp so far
[13/12/2019, 03:31:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Moray, my home place letting the fucking side down
[13/12/2019, 03:31:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Corbyn resigning
[13/12/2019, 03:31:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Moray only went Tory with 400 votes
[13/12/2019, 03:34:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 22 seats out of 24, lid seams getting fife north
[13/12/2019, 03:47:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: SNP/con/lab/LD
028/002/000/001
[13/12/2019, 03:53:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: SNP/con/lab/LD
030/002/001/001
‎[13/12/2019, 07:49:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[13/12/2019, 07:50:41] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
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[13/12/2019, 08:24:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wonder if Swinson will lose her head too seeing as she lost her seat to the SNP.
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[13/12/2019, 08:29:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 48. Which is probably a good thing. Don't need to see a whale in loch Ness.
[13/12/2019, 08:30:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck sake when you look at it like that, Labour may as well just hang up their boots and fuck off completely.
[13/12/2019, 08:32:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: https://open.spotify.com/track/23ZMCzhyAclr3CslulKe39?si=sc1JNPOYTWiUdV-8Jx2AMw
[13/12/2019, 08:42:19] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: 😜😲
[13/12/2019, 08:49:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50771123
[13/12/2019, 08:50:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So that answers that then.
[13/12/2019, 09:19:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oof those con held seats in Scotland were close, too
[13/12/2019, 09:20:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's great too see all that yellow, but then you see all that blue south of the border 😔
[13/12/2019, 09:23:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Very close!
[13/12/2019, 09:24:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here so answer me this - do we actually need permission from Westminster to hold another indyref?
[13/12/2019, 09:24:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Allegedly. Gotta wonder how much water that'll hold...
‎[13/12/2019, 09:40:23] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[13/12/2019, 10:54:44] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Probably not more than this
[13/12/2019, 11:07:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah slthats sound
[13/12/2019, 11:07:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But tjays only b12
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[13/12/2019, 11:18:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
‎[13/12/2019, 11:20:52] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: ‎image omitted
[13/12/2019, 11:21:04] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: That bottle should have enough Bs
[13/12/2019, 11:21:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Zing!
[13/12/2019, 11:29:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[13/12/2019, 13:17:46] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Don't take to much B12 used to worked as a rep for an energy drink company, B12 turns your red
[13/12/2019, 13:18:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: In excessive consumption.
[13/12/2019, 13:18:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: H8
[13/12/2019, 13:18:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So does beetroot
[13/12/2019, 13:32:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: a
[13/12/2019, 13:37:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: b
[13/12/2019, 13:38:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: f
[13/12/2019, 13:49:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ha phone's playing stupid buggers.
[13/12/2019, 13:49:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Don't go to the fort.
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[13/12/2019, 13:56:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😮
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[13/12/2019, 15:26:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wait, you're allowed food in there.
[13/12/2019, 15:26:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ?
[13/12/2019, 15:28:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al have a jaffacake?
[13/12/2019, 15:28:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What app is that?
[13/12/2019, 15:53:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Relay for Reddit.
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[13/12/2019, 17:16:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I enjoyed Sterling castle far more than Edinburgh (actually a fort) castle.
[13/12/2019, 17:18:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Am I taking crazy pills or am I missing a joke here about Stirling castle?
[13/12/2019, 17:19:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I also thought the e was a bit out of place
[13/12/2019, 17:19:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Anyone got smart plugs?
[13/12/2019, 17:20:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Stu? That's seems your sorta thing
[13/12/2019, 17:20:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Loads of em
[13/12/2019, 17:20:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: All one brand or what?
[13/12/2019, 17:21:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Really doesn’t matter, I’ve got all sorts and they all work the same
[13/12/2019, 17:21:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I had 3 Sonoff which have recently started not working with Google
[13/12/2019, 17:21:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Whilst the 3 I have from tplink are all fine.
[13/12/2019, 17:21:56] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Considering replacing them with a smart socket
[13/12/2019, 17:22:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: https://www.screwfix.com/p/british-general-smart-home-13a-2-gang-sp-smart-socket-white/827gv
[13/12/2019, 17:24:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: They’re usually around a tenner each so it’d be worth trying the sockets
[13/12/2019, 17:25:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What do you guys use your smart plugs for? I'm considering a bunch of smart home stuff when I get a place, but I can't really think of a use for the plugs
[13/12/2019, 17:26:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Laziness
[13/12/2019, 17:26:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: “Alexa, light off”
[13/12/2019, 17:26:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No need to stand up or reach for the switch
[13/12/2019, 17:26:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I use them on my lamp, TV, washing machine and drier.
[13/12/2019, 17:27:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Washer and dryer I never switch off so wouldn’t put a plug on those
[13/12/2019, 17:27:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I have Alexa/Google turn them off once I'm done
[13/12/2019, 17:27:24] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Stops the kids accidentally starting them!
[13/12/2019, 17:27:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[13/12/2019, 17:28:24] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I use the tplink/kasa ones on those as they have energy monitoring, So I can see how much it's costing me haha
[13/12/2019, 17:29:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I just say Goodnight when I'm off to bed and it turns off the lights and TV. And again in the morning turns the lamp on so I can see to get ready whilst it tells me how bad traffic is.
[13/12/2019, 17:30:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Also have one of the kasa ones on my server for cost monitoring.
[13/12/2019, 17:32:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lamps make sense, for sure. TV, I can see the logic, but I'm less concerned about the standby power usage
[13/12/2019, 17:33:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That does sounds pretty goid
[13/12/2019, 17:36:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I turn it off that way to stop my boy watching it when h s me t to be sleeping haha
[13/12/2019, 17:36:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Also the remote is buggered so it turns on automatically when it gets power.
[13/12/2019, 17:41:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lights
Alexa, turn the kitchen on/off
Alexa, turn the desk lamp on/off (that’s the one on the computer desk)
Alexa, turn the hall lights on/off
Alexa, turn the lounge on/off (desk, lamp and tv)
Alexa, turn downstairs on/off (all living room lights, hall lights, kitchen light and tv)
Alexa, turn upstairs on/off
Alexa, I’m leaving (turn everything off)
Alexa, I’m home (turn downstairs on)
Alexa, lamp on/off (garden lamp)



That’s the instructions I give to people when they’re in the house on their own
[13/12/2019, 17:43:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I use Alexa and smart lights as an alarm.
[13/12/2019, 17:45:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also have a motion sensor and a string light in my kitchen.
[13/12/2019, 17:45:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So the lights go on whenever the motion sensor is tripped.
[13/12/2019, 17:46:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Apparently Alexa can also call Santa.
[13/12/2019, 17:47:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Santa has a weird English accent.
[13/12/2019, 18:05:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Stu what you using for smart lighting? Smart bulbs or smart switches?
[13/12/2019, 18:10:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: OK you've got me sold. Smart lights, thermostat, TRVs, blinds, bathroom extractor, speakers - what am I missing
[13/12/2019, 18:11:39] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Security camera?
[13/12/2019, 18:11:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ive got one that doesnt record unless I go out.
[13/12/2019, 18:13:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Id love a smart thermostat, But ive got all electric heating. So no thermostat.
[13/12/2019, 18:14:17] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I do however have electric panel heaters in the kids rooms, They are getting coverted over to smart plugs after xmas, And I can just set them on timer.
[13/12/2019, 18:14:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: On 20 minutes before bed, Off once they are in bed, and then small boosts during the night,.
[13/12/2019, 18:14:53] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: That way I don't have to get up.
[13/12/2019, 18:15:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Used to have smart bulbs but most of them died pretty quickly so I just replace them with switches
[13/12/2019, 18:15:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Hive thing is good, it’s nice to boost the heating when I’m on the way home from somewhere
[13/12/2019, 18:15:26] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What you using?
[13/12/2019, 18:15:35] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Im looking for one for the bathroom.
[13/12/2019, 18:16:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Would be great to turn the light on for my sons midnight trip to the bathroom without him coming and waking me up to tell me he needs a poop.
[13/12/2019, 18:30:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Good idea, one outside the garage. I plan to have several vintage-ish motorcycles in there eventually
[13/12/2019, 18:30:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just the switches on lamps
[13/12/2019, 18:30:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah yeah, do smart switch + regular leds is probably a better idea. Can do that come redecoration time.
[13/12/2019, 18:31:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You can get smart light switches too
[13/12/2019, 19:06:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What brand of switches you using then? Defo want one for the bathroom, Maybe the bedroom as I have no lamp in there
[13/12/2019, 19:06:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And theres nothing worse that watching TV and be all comfortable and having to get out the bed to turn the lights off
[13/12/2019, 19:08:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I don’t have any switches, was just saying I’ve seen them available for sale
[13/12/2019, 19:08:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Don’t get caught up in brands though, they all do the same thing
[13/12/2019, 19:08:59] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What do you use for smart lighting then just lamps?
[13/12/2019, 19:09:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: This
[13/12/2019, 19:10:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu <3
[13/12/2019, 19:10:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😘
[13/12/2019, 19:10:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stio easting money on bodybuilding.com supplements
[13/12/2019, 19:10:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Im lost now. So do you have to get off your arse to get light?
[13/12/2019, 19:10:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stop
[13/12/2019, 19:11:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just buy cheap stuff it all works the same
[13/12/2019, 19:11:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yea but the issue is most of the switches depend on how your house in wired.
‎[13/12/2019, 19:12:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[13/12/2019, 19:12:25] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: switched live or nuteral, some freak out with any sort of earth
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[13/12/2019, 19:13:36] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Sure as hell look better than that gold socket, and better than the big ass plug
[13/12/2019, 19:14:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Those zma things were freebies!
[13/12/2019, 19:15:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw ace
[13/12/2019, 19:15:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am taking 40.000% b vits
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[13/12/2019, 19:16:35] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: how long does that take to burn off? :D
[13/12/2019, 19:16:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What
[13/12/2019, 19:17:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wtf is that
[13/12/2019, 19:17:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You eating tide pods?
[13/12/2019, 19:17:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: orange matchmaker cheesecake
[13/12/2019, 19:17:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: And the gloop?
[13/12/2019, 19:17:35] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: and tango iceblast sorbet
[13/12/2019, 19:18:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: A year then.
[13/12/2019, 19:19:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: worth it
‎[13/12/2019, 21:18:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[13/12/2019, 21:18:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 5 months off guys, 3 week back and looking like am getting back to it
[13/12/2019, 21:22:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Good going!
[13/12/2019, 22:25:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cheers brother xo
[13/12/2019, 22:28:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Need to work on my chest but my shoulder is still semi fucked so i can only do light weights for high reps. Which is actually optimal for growth but obviously it needs some different stimulation. Its currently wide as fuck thigh with the flies etc. Just meeds a bitmof thickness. Not much though, just looks like flat cause if some fat in between my peck and torso
[14/12/2019, 00:34:03] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: https://facebook.com/events/2447723698828647/?ti=as
[14/12/2019, 01:15:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ²
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[14/12/2019, 11:28:27] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Improvement. Just need to fix the crumbling wall now
[14/12/2019, 11:40:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did you fit it yourself?
[14/12/2019, 11:40:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yes.
[14/12/2019, 11:41:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Glad I did cause I found out that the bloody metal on that was on there was no earthed.
[14/12/2019, 11:41:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Dodgy socket.
[14/12/2019, 11:42:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Is that a job that doesn't require a sparky to sign off?
[14/12/2019, 11:43:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Change of a socket? Not to my knowledge.
[14/12/2019, 11:43:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cool, good to know
[14/12/2019, 11:44:36] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: The sparks that are responsible for the "maintenance" of my flat couldn't find a fault with my cooker, Because I turned it off at the fusebox.
[14/12/2019, 11:44:56] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Another item with no earth, Received a physical shock from the damn thing.
[14/12/2019, 11:45:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I''ve always done my own electrical work.
[14/12/2019, 11:45:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Won't touch gas.
[14/12/2019, 11:45:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Avoid plumbing if I can.
[14/12/2019, 11:49:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Speaking of which, I really should be removing my WC at the mooment
‎[14/12/2019, 12:16:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[14/12/2019, 12:17:28] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I bloody hate part P.
[14/12/2019, 12:17:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Its pretty much impossible to do any electrical work, and have an electrian check and sign off now.
[14/12/2019, 12:18:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: They have to design, install and test all install there self now.
[14/12/2019, 12:29:48] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: If anyone is bored rn I’m doing a gig in Giffnock south parish church at 1
[14/12/2019, 13:02:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice! The more you know 🌠
[14/12/2019, 13:57:40] Neil: Pub tonight ya’all? I’ll be in Bon Accord from 7
[14/12/2019, 14:10:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Not me, again. Once I'm back in Glasgow I'll have no excuse.
[14/12/2019, 14:11:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am having a family christmas meal since al be away for xmas lol
[14/12/2019, 14:14:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Working at half3
[14/12/2019, 14:17:22] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Couple friends are having a birthday party tonight
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[14/12/2019, 15:10:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[14/12/2019, 15:20:01] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I need one of these for my sister in law.
[14/12/2019, 15:27:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Where can I get?
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[14/12/2019, 15:29:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And now I'm also super sad because I've somehow managed to lose my ue boom and really want to crank some electric six 😭😭😭
[14/12/2019, 15:29:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Mix it up a bit! That was from a “bar gay” search
[14/12/2019, 15:30:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I meant the song "Gay Bar" by electric six
[14/12/2019, 15:30:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But I got danger high voltage so that'll do
[14/12/2019, 15:30:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Macbook speakers, you're my only hope now.
[14/12/2019, 15:32:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nope, they're shite. Gonna have to be the TV instead.
[14/12/2019, 15:34:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Better, but not the same. How could lose you, ue boom‽ HOW‽
[14/12/2019, 15:34:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[14/12/2019, 15:34:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I literally have no idea how I managed to lose it between the car and the flat last night
[14/12/2019, 15:35:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: well that answers my next question of if it’s in the house or if you had it out and about
[14/12/2019, 15:35:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was carrying a bunch of stuff, it was late and I was tired, but I'm sure I would have heard it go thunk on the ground if it'd fallen out of a bag
[14/12/2019, 15:36:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Keep looking! It must be somewhere
[14/12/2019, 15:36:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I take it you’ve checked the car?
[14/12/2019, 15:36:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My only consolation is that the ue blast is only £67.99 on amazon right now
[14/12/2019, 15:36:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I spent the morning tearing up the flat and the car 😔
[14/12/2019, 15:36:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😢
[14/12/2019, 15:36:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I must have dropped it on the ground
[14/12/2019, 15:37:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Someone got an early Xmas present
[14/12/2019, 15:37:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The silver lining is that a ue blast is a nice upgrade, and really cheap at the moment, but still - I'd rather not spend the money if I don't have to
[14/12/2019, 15:38:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Christmas present for yourself!
[14/12/2019, 15:38:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's my home and car stereo at the moment though.
[14/12/2019, 15:38:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, indeed
[14/12/2019, 15:39:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm fairly certain I've lost the boom, so I'm gonna order the blast. If the boom turns up, we'll now I'll have two Bluetooth speakers
[14/12/2019, 15:39:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Of course the boom and the blast don't pair though 🤣🤣🤣
[14/12/2019, 15:40:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[14/12/2019, 15:40:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But the blast is based on the boom 3, is WiFi + Bluetooth, and has alexa
[14/12/2019, 15:43:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It seems that I'm standardising around alexa now. I already had prime, now I've got a fire stick, all the smart home stuff I've been looking at has to be alexa capable I've decided, and now this portable speaker which is alexa integrated.
[14/12/2019, 15:43:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bezos I'm ur bitch now k bby
[14/12/2019, 15:50:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's actually a frickin sweet deal if you were already in the market for a portable speaker this holiday season. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B075XWF4XM/ref=cm_sw_r_wa_apa_i_isq9Db06PGTBC
[14/12/2019, 15:54:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m with you on this!
[14/12/2019, 15:57:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You know, I am. I mean, I was but I forgot about it. Mrs said she wanted one for Christmas. Thanks for saving me from being in the shit!!!! 😘
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[14/12/2019, 16:00:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[14/12/2019, 16:02:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤤🤤
[14/12/2019, 16:02:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I got you bby 😘
[14/12/2019, 16:12:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just trying to decide between blast or wonderboom
[14/12/2019, 16:12:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not sure if blast would be too big for her work bag
[14/12/2019, 16:18:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Blast should be about the same size as boom 3 by the looks, and I think that's similar to the boom 2, which conveniently fits in a cup holder
[14/12/2019, 16:18:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Although I'm going to double check that now.
[14/12/2019, 16:18:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Got the wonderboom and a case, I think the other would’ve been too big to fit in her bag
[14/12/2019, 16:18:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh wonder boom is the tiny one
[14/12/2019, 16:19:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair dos
[14/12/2019, 16:19:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We're they a good deal too?
[14/12/2019, 16:19:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fucks sake autocorrect stop throwing in punctuation where it's clearly not needed.
[14/12/2019, 16:19:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎This message was deleted.
[14/12/2019, 16:19:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Decent
[14/12/2019, 16:20:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Mrs is a psychotherapist, she uses music in her sessions sometimes so I doubt she’d need it to be too loud
[14/12/2019, 16:20:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah she clearly needs more BOOM
[14/12/2019, 16:21:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Megaboom is the only answer here
[14/12/2019, 16:21:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[14/12/2019, 16:22:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "you're feeling a bit fragile today huh?" "yeah" "OK here's some soothing music" *cue tchaikovsky's 1812 overture with cannons*
[14/12/2019, 16:23:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: BOOM
[14/12/2019, 16:23:37] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: "let's mosh the feelings away"
[14/12/2019, 16:24:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hmm message deleted - did you give away your postcode again stu?
[14/12/2019, 16:24:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Yup 🤦🏻‍♂
[14/12/2019, 16:24:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣
[14/12/2019, 16:53:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's okay, If we need it well torture it out of Arron
[14/12/2019, 16:54:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And here I was going to turn up for Christmas anaw
[14/12/2019, 16:54:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But now...
[14/12/2019, 16:54:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nae.
[14/12/2019, 16:54:24] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447378782096 I've got a Google Home mini, and if I can get a Alexa for under £20 I'm this thinking of swapping, Or perhaps, side by side
[14/12/2019, 16:55:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm just in the process of swapping out Google assistant on my phone with alexa. About to go all in 😂
[14/12/2019, 16:55:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: As I've two firesticks with Alexa remotes, kids have Amazon tablets, and I've also got one
[14/12/2019, 16:55:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I've got Alexa assistant on my phone as a side option.
[14/12/2019, 16:55:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I really wanted to be able to video call my son's tablet via Alexa, But it doesn't work in the kids profile :/
[14/12/2019, 16:56:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: One of the brand of plugs I had been using recently stopped communicating with Google's home, had to reset everything to get them working again
[14/12/2019, 16:56:59] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It was actually quicker to swap out the bloody sockets
[14/12/2019, 16:57:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Probably to keep paedos from side-loading their way in. Must block all inbound calls or summin
[14/12/2019, 16:58:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't even use alexa at the moment, but I can see her being a big part of my future so I'm clearing out a drawer, so to speak.
[14/12/2019, 17:13:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: As I resery Google home, I noticed I can now call the speaker from my phone using duo, Which was what I wanted out of Alexa too, But Google doesn't work on the Amazon tablets
[14/12/2019, 17:14:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Why I'm thinking of adding an echo
[14/12/2019, 17:14:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Only really use voice commands for things I don't want to get off my arse for
[14/12/2019, 18:30:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.curve.app/join#DNJN7

£5 free for us both if you sign up and use a curve card. It’s good for getting cashback on things you’re buying anyway. It’s not a new bank account, it’s just something you can link all your existing cards to
[14/12/2019, 18:30:53] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Still planning to get there for 7? We are just down the road and will get there soon
‎[14/12/2019, 18:30:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[14/12/2019, 18:31:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Curve is also amazing for travelling, very decent foreign exchange rates and super easy to order/use
[14/12/2019, 18:32:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: They randomly gave out a free fiver for some Christmas promo, not sure if it’s still running
[14/12/2019, 18:32:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Any better than just using my Monzo card?
[14/12/2019, 18:33:01] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I got the email but haven't got the £5 yet, have you?
[14/12/2019, 18:33:44] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Different than Monzo in my opinion. You don't need to top up Curve and curve works better with credit cards
[14/12/2019, 18:34:26] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Curve charges your other accound (bank card or credit card) when you pay for stuff
[14/12/2019, 18:34:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I don't top up Monzo, it's my main bank acc. Just trying to figure out what the angle is with curve. Maybe doesn't fit my particular case
[14/12/2019, 18:34:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Had a curve card for a few years, The cashback was great when I bought the wedding rings
[14/12/2019, 18:36:10] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: You can always use Stu's link, try it out (they give you a free £5 for it and there is no credit check)
[14/12/2019, 18:36:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sold!
[14/12/2019, 18:41:36] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: If you only have a Monzo card for now, you might want to make sure you can link it to your Monzo card first (not 100% sure as I don't use Monzo). Or you can order one and warn us if it doesn't work...
[14/12/2019, 18:44:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It works 👌
[14/12/2019, 18:45:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stu, you shill, you got me signed up. Have your kickback, swine!
[14/12/2019, 18:45:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bah of course tesco is in the cashback list but not asda
[14/12/2019, 18:45:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tesco is shite.
[14/12/2019, 18:46:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nice! Ty, you also get a fiver so it’s win/win!
[14/12/2019, 18:47:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Even if you don’t decide to carry on using it - it’s free money 🥳
[14/12/2019, 18:47:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm joshing ye
[14/12/2019, 18:47:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I do love it though, I’ve got about 6 cards linked to it so it’s handy if I ever don’t have them on me
[14/12/2019, 18:48:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah I'm starting to see the appeal, esp to avoid foreign transact fees on the credit card, which I hadn't thought about (usually use the Monzo card for everything - cc is a recent addition)
[14/12/2019, 18:49:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm agonising over which 3 retailers to set for my first 90 days
[14/12/2019, 18:49:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Amazon, easy.
[14/12/2019, 18:49:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But nae asda. Fuck.
[14/12/2019, 19:06:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Tough choice isn’t it, Amazon was my only obvious one
[14/12/2019, 19:08:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bezos bby 😘
[14/12/2019, 19:09:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I went for tesco and IKEA on the assumption that I'll have moved in to the house before 90 days is up (tbh that could be pushing it at this stage)
[14/12/2019, 19:09:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll bend the knee and shop at tesco over asda
[14/12/2019, 19:13:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I need to check mines, These restrictions are new
[14/12/2019, 19:13:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And Amazon wasn't on the list at the time.
[14/12/2019, 19:13:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Need to do wife's Christmas shopping tomorrow, So cash back for me maybe?
[14/12/2019, 19:16:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Looks like it's a one-off 90 day introductory offer, unless you opt for black or metal
[14/12/2019, 19:20:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fuck I'd hate to be a tech recruiter. Literally just got a connection request - on a Saturday night.
[14/12/2019, 19:38:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Who works Saturday night?
[14/12/2019, 19:38:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Oh that's right me.
[14/12/2019, 19:48:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: They are bricking up the euro tunnel for Brexit.
‎[14/12/2019, 19:48:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[14/12/2019, 19:51:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Seriously?
[14/12/2019, 19:58:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😂
[14/12/2019, 20:26:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[14/12/2019, 20:27:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Honestly thought there was something to it, and the pic was just pointed commentary, but it's just a laff, innit?
[14/12/2019, 20:39:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I mean it's a laff for now, Untill Boris says it.
[14/12/2019, 20:59:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬
[14/12/2019, 21:00:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Am I right in saying that Scotland can at least protect its NHS as things are currently setup?
[14/12/2019, 21:41:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[14/12/2019, 22:13:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Scotland only has power as it's given. What is given can be taking away.
[15/12/2019, 18:19:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: See if you want a same day appointment with your GP, when's the best time to phone?
[15/12/2019, 18:22:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Probably depends on the surgery? The first one I went to you had to call at pretty much exactly 8:44 am to get one or they'd all be gone. The one I'm going to now doesn't seem to have such high demand and I was able to get on one the day by calling some time around 9
[15/12/2019, 18:24:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Definitely depends, I hear stories of people fighting for appointments at certain times at some places but the one I’m at you can call anytime and they’ll see you in about 10 minutes
[15/12/2019, 18:28:38] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Righto. Cheers buds.
[15/12/2019, 21:47:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: cooler thing av seen in ma life 

https://youtu.be/GUdnrtnjT5Q
[15/12/2019, 21:48:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We live in the future guys
[15/12/2019, 22:12:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Looks like it's printing with cement.
[15/12/2019, 23:44:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Level up @447919194788
[16/12/2019, 03:49:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It is
[16/12/2019, 07:53:54] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Could have shut my eyes on my drive to work this morning
[16/12/2019, 07:54:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Had to settle for long blinks.
[16/12/2019, 08:54:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not enough sleep?
[16/12/2019, 10:09:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Pretty much
[16/12/2019, 10:09:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Was up later than I had intended
[16/12/2019, 10:09:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Something work my 4
[16/12/2019, 10:09:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And come 6 o'clock when my alarm when off, I couldn't open my eyes
[16/12/2019, 17:16:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: http://scotgov.maps.arcgis.com/apps/webappviewer/index.html?id=2de764a9303848ffb9a4cac0bd0b1aab
[16/12/2019, 17:16:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You can track gritters.
[16/12/2019, 17:16:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also they have names.
[16/12/2019, 17:17:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aye they’re usually got brilliant names!
[16/12/2019, 17:17:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: They’ve*
[16/12/2019, 17:17:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😁
[16/12/2019, 19:05:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ;((((((
[16/12/2019, 19:05:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sad Aaron
[16/12/2019, 19:05:43] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Whats up aaron?
[16/12/2019, 19:07:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What's up bud?
‎[16/12/2019, 19:20:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[16/12/2019, 19:21:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Away offshore tomorrow
[16/12/2019, 19:22:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😢
[16/12/2019, 19:23:08] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Think of the sweet dough
[16/12/2019, 19:28:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And all that food
‎[16/12/2019, 19:34:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[16/12/2019, 19:34:41] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Jesus that price
[16/12/2019, 19:35:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ken thank fuck I dont pay
[17/12/2019, 14:50:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hey @447973670565 I met someone at my salsa lessons who's relatively new to Glasgow, she's from India and does techy stuff, alright if I pass along your number as a fellow technologician?
[17/12/2019, 15:12:51] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Technical Magician. Technological.
‎[17/12/2019, 15:24:38] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[17/12/2019, 15:53:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[18/12/2019, 01:27:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm going to be knackered in the morning
[18/12/2019, 01:27:46] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just back from buying my misses s csr
[18/12/2019, 01:28:38] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Hopefully youll be able to get to sleep easily. :)
‎[18/12/2019, 01:28:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/12/2019, 02:59:06] Neil: Sure, feel free, or refer her to Glasgow.social
[18/12/2019, 13:59:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey guys
[18/12/2019, 14:00:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Sup
[18/12/2019, 14:02:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Back on the boat?
[18/12/2019, 14:38:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes sir x
‎[18/12/2019, 16:24:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[18/12/2019, 16:28:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Dont like it tho
[18/12/2019, 16:41:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aw shite
‎[18/12/2019, 19:04:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
[18/12/2019, 19:44:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[18/12/2019, 22:38:53] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Oh looks it's 1030 and I'm in bed like a responsible employed adult.
[18/12/2019, 23:52:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nearly midnight and I’m two Star Wars films in, new one in ten mins!
[19/12/2019, 05:54:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oooh
[19/12/2019, 08:01:37] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Did you do it?!
[19/12/2019, 08:02:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Donald Trump got impeached
[19/12/2019, 08:02:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also @447932795038 do you have a brother? There's a skinnier, gingerier version of you on my bus.
[19/12/2019, 08:02:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw I do have a bro but he has brown hair
[19/12/2019, 08:02:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ah okay well you have a twin in Paisley.
[19/12/2019, 08:56:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ye, 6pm start and 2.30am ish finish. Somehow managed to not feel tired or fall asleep even though I was up since 5am that morning
[19/12/2019, 08:56:46] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Did you say hummna hummna?
[19/12/2019, 08:57:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Excitement is an effective stimulant
[19/12/2019, 08:59:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice one lad. Thoughts on the new one? No spoilers. Just wanted to know if you liked it. 😋
[19/12/2019, 08:59:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nah. Not my type.
[19/12/2019, 09:00:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I enjoyed it, I liked them all really. I’d never seen the two others before either
[19/12/2019, 09:00:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was good watching them all at once
[19/12/2019, 09:10:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh nice, no wonder you didn't get sleepy!
[19/12/2019, 09:11:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My fav bit is in the first one when they first get on board the millennium falcon and have that awesome desert chase
[19/12/2019, 09:12:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Incl the but where they're trying to find a ship and all the better ones get blown up
[19/12/2019, 09:15:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ye that bit was fun, I know the millennium falcon all too well because I’ve been trying to build the Lego one for months now
‎[19/12/2019, 09:16:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[19/12/2019, 09:28:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Do you jumble all the lego pieces up for all your kits? I used to do that as a kid. Hardly ever made things to the instructions (unless it was brand new)
[19/12/2019, 09:28:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just had a big lego bucket and a folio of instruction sheets
[19/12/2019, 09:34:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: We’d built all the sets but the twins managed to get into his room and destroy most of them so we just threw it all into one big box. I think he enjoys just building random stuff more anyway. I definitely prefer building to instructions
[19/12/2019, 09:36:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I prefer building to instructions as an adult, but as a kid I was definitely far more interested in letting the creativity flow. Usually trying to re-create the delorean or KITT 😁
[19/12/2019, 09:39:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I like your choice of cars!
[19/12/2019, 09:41:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Parents gave us kids an old handycam when they upgraded - I remember filming my own lego knight rider episodes with it 😂
[19/12/2019, 09:46:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[19/12/2019, 09:48:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I had VHS taped episodes from the TV, used the sound from them in the background to record the opening sequence 🤣🤣
[19/12/2019, 09:54:17] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’d love to see one if you still had them lol
[19/12/2019, 10:12:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did he actually look like me haha
[19/12/2019, 10:12:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In what aspect
[19/12/2019, 10:42:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thankfully, I do not. I promise you they were utter shite 😂
[19/12/2019, 12:06:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447919194788 does your Etsy shop ship worldwide?
[19/12/2019, 12:13:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It doesn’t but it keeps nagging me to do it
[19/12/2019, 12:13:57] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I just don’t know how much it costs to send thing abroad
[19/12/2019, 12:16:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Parcelforce et al have pricing calculators on their websites
[19/12/2019, 12:17:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Couriers are tiered so you're unlikely to get mis-quoted, as long as package dimensions & weight are more or less correct
[19/12/2019, 12:18:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ll take a look when I get a chance!
[19/12/2019, 12:19:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Need to post a 90mm darth dong to Dundee today
[19/12/2019, 12:22:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Hand delivery service?
[19/12/2019, 12:24:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Hand jobery
[19/12/2019, 12:24:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hand polished?
[19/12/2019, 13:39:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just a bit of light sanding
[19/12/2019, 13:59:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬
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‎[20/12/2019, 15:38:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
‎[20/12/2019, 15:47:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎sticker omitted
[20/12/2019, 15:47:43] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve never seen keyboards taped down before 😂
[20/12/2019, 16:01:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Will you be at sea for Christmas?
[20/12/2019, 16:02:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😋
[20/12/2019, 16:20:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[20/12/2019, 16:30:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yes ma'am
[20/12/2019, 21:34:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Anyone interested in a Mi Band 4 per chance?
[20/12/2019, 21:37:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ordered 2 by mistake and Amazon want daft money for its  return.
[20/12/2019, 21:43:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No ty!
[20/12/2019, 21:43:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I thought they usually did free returns
[20/12/2019, 21:44:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You'd think, Spent £200 quid and to return a £30 ish pound item they want a fiver
[20/12/2019, 21:50:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That sucks
[20/12/2019, 22:54:56] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Turned 30 this year
[20/12/2019, 22:55:01] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Found a white hair in my eyebrow.
[20/12/2019, 22:55:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Don't know how I feel.
‎[20/12/2019, 22:55:32] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[20/12/2019, 22:56:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: In my defense the white hair isn't age related
[20/12/2019, 22:56:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: But still
[20/12/2019, 22:56:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Cause I've got vitiligo
[20/12/2019, 23:03:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And kids
[20/12/2019, 23:04:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: True, Buts I've had the vitiligo longer than the kids haha
[20/12/2019, 23:04:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The kids are multiplier tho
[20/12/2019, 23:04:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or a logarithm
[20/12/2019, 23:04:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The longer you have them, the worse it gets 😂
[20/12/2019, 23:19:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm the only sober individual at my works night out
[20/12/2019, 23:19:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That was me a couple of weeks ago
[20/12/2019, 23:19:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Put your phone away!!
[20/12/2019, 23:21:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Haha just getting ready to leave, Been here since 6
[20/12/2019, 23:22:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah that was also me a couple of weeks ago
[20/12/2019, 23:22:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Got to the car around midnight
[21/12/2019, 09:21:56] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Hey @447919194788  You got a CNC machine? Or laser cutter? 🤔
[21/12/2019, 09:53:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol no
[21/12/2019, 09:53:57] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Though I'd ask
[21/12/2019, 09:54:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You asked Santa for one?
[21/12/2019, 10:00:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: all I’ve asked Santa for is a bottle of whisky
[21/12/2019, 12:38:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIPrequelMemes?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
[21/12/2019, 12:38:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My life is complete.
[21/12/2019, 13:01:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[21/12/2019, 13:07:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: https://www.reddit.com/r/PrequelMemes/comments/83fflj/its_always_sunny_in_the_republic/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
[21/12/2019, 13:12:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 10/10
[21/12/2019, 13:13:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Rewatching always sunny for the 109th time and only just watched that episode again a few days ago, still love it
[21/12/2019, 13:16:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I sense an impending rewatch coming
[21/12/2019, 13:16:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's the ultimate fallback show to have on in the background
[21/12/2019, 13:21:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Exactly, that and Brooklyn 99
[21/12/2019, 13:25:37] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Speaking of michael Schur shows, my husband finally let me show him the good place!
[21/12/2019, 13:26:01] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: We are into season 2 now, and should be caught up when it comes off of hiatus in january
[21/12/2019, 13:34:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yes! I watched it for the first time when I was back home in August, and as soon as I signed up to Netflix a month or so ago that was the first thing I binged again. Such a great show, now I'm waiting for s6 to make it to Netflix (could pay prime £7 for the season but nahhhh)
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[21/12/2019, 14:05:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So when I was "tearing apart the flat" last weekend, I clearly failed to look in the bathroom cupboard where it was sitting clear as day. No fucking clue why I put it there, must have hands full.
[21/12/2019, 14:28:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤦🏻‍♂😂😂😂😂
[21/12/2019, 14:28:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Can you link them for super sound?
[21/12/2019, 14:28:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nope they're incompatible! 😁
[21/12/2019, 14:29:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Return it!
[21/12/2019, 14:29:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah I like the new one better 🤷‍♂️
[21/12/2019, 14:29:58] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol, early Christmas present to yourself then 😄
[21/12/2019, 14:30:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Apparently UE promised that "party up" between blast & boom would come in a software update and then reneged after about a year of promises
[21/12/2019, 14:31:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Claiming they can't because the  blasts use WiFi to pair up and the booms use Bluetooth. No reason why they couldn't just make it a Bluetooth only thing but I guess corporations gonna corporate 🤷‍♂️
[22/12/2019, 12:44:38] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Anyone know where I can get a ford keyring today?
[22/12/2019, 12:47:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Halfords? Any small independent car parts place maybe
[22/12/2019, 12:49:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.halfords.com/motoring/car-accessories/interior-car-accessories/ford-badge-keyring

Click and collect in 1 hour, in stock in Airdrie
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[22/12/2019, 13:11:35] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Holt and Ron Swanson are my two favourite characters in anything, I can’t decide which one I like more
[22/12/2019, 13:13:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I haven't seen enough parks & rec to get attached to Ron swanson. I wish Ray holt was my dad.
[22/12/2019, 13:19:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: My dads similar to him really, ex police too!
[22/12/2019, 14:02:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Did he have an awesome flat top and stache Intl the 70s?
[22/12/2019, 14:02:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: In the*
[22/12/2019, 14:09:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: He would’ve been a teenager in the 70s, don’t remember seeing a photo of him with a moustache tho
[22/12/2019, 14:10:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Missed opportunity.
[22/12/2019, 14:11:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (I would also accept the 80s - can't remember what decade holts flashbacks are from)
[22/12/2019, 14:13:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎This message was deleted.
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[22/12/2019, 14:54:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The court will allow it.
[22/12/2019, 17:14:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I've discovered that the area where my soon-to-be house is, is actually Roughmussel (but gets called Crookston after the two areas joined together with housing developments in the 70s).

This made me giggle. Roughmussel 😂
[22/12/2019, 17:23:51] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Omg what a great name
[22/12/2019, 17:24:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Named after Roughmussel Farm, apparently
[22/12/2019, 17:24:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: (the land on which the initial estate was built)
[22/12/2019, 17:27:52] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: That doesnt make it any less great
[22/12/2019, 17:33:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Och, nae, if anything it adds to the magic
[22/12/2019, 17:33:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm imagining a farm... Where they farm mussels... That are rough
[22/12/2019, 17:35:27] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: They beat up other, less hardy, mussels
[22/12/2019, 17:35:43] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: steal their lunch money
[22/12/2019, 17:38:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey guys
[22/12/2019, 17:39:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They've also seen things, man.
[22/12/2019, 17:39:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sup
[22/12/2019, 17:39:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nae much yirsel
[22/12/2019, 17:40:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Feck all, got all my shite done fae the weekend, so just chilling now. Yursel?
[23/12/2019, 08:41:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Three day work week yaaaassss
[23/12/2019, 09:15:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Zero day work week 😁
[23/12/2019, 09:16:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm at the airport... And the weatherspoons is closed for refurb 😔
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[23/12/2019, 09:22:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Where you going for Christmas?
[23/12/2019, 09:26:18] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Which airport and are you alone? I have an airport lounge voucher that expires at the end of the month that I am giving away (can use at Edi but not Gla)
[23/12/2019, 09:27:13] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Zero day work week here too, escaped to Lisbon on Friday evening, back in Glasgow on the 5th of jan
[23/12/2019, 09:27:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Belfast - orphans Xmas with another kiwi pal
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[23/12/2019, 09:27:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's an awesome offer but I am at GLA 😂
[23/12/2019, 09:28:01] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Can't help then sorry!
[23/12/2019, 09:28:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ah balls
[23/12/2019, 09:28:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's cool, boarding will be in about 30min (well it's easyjet, so it'll be later), and I always come prepared with kindle in hand
[23/12/2019, 09:29:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm "working" today and tomorrow
[23/12/2019, 09:29:57] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: All our suppliers are shut.
[23/12/2019, 09:30:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Our customers are shut
[23/12/2019, 09:30:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Were only here to avoid s riot with our English counterparts
[23/12/2019, 09:32:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So what you're saying is that the English have taken away...
[23/12/2019, 09:32:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Your FREEEEEDOM?
[23/12/2019, 09:35:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Taking my Christmas.
[23/12/2019, 09:36:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Save travels bud!
[23/12/2019, 09:36:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I've got a million things to do on Christmas eve, and I'm probably going to be working till 4
[23/12/2019, 09:36:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Christmas freedom?
[23/12/2019, 09:36:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Thanks!
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[23/12/2019, 14:47:00] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I have nothing against kettle crisps except they sound expensive (I have tried them bit never bought any)
[23/12/2019, 14:47:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: They are beautifully thick and crunchy
[23/12/2019, 14:49:21] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Kettle cooked crisps are tasty and sturdy so theyre better with heavy dips than your average crisp
[23/12/2019, 14:49:59] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: aside from that, its just flavour preference as to which is better
[23/12/2019, 14:50:43] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I would in no way start a war about them like the convo you gave us
[23/12/2019, 14:59:30] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Wasn't my convo, just stole it from Reddit. 😋 Wanted to know if there were any hardcore Kettlers in here. Don't want my house kamikazed!
[23/12/2019, 15:01:22] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: We have our very own kettle chip in here, thick and covered in sea salt 😏🤤
[23/12/2019, 15:01:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[23/12/2019, 15:02:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I don't find kettle chips crunchy.
[23/12/2019, 15:02:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I do love salt and vinegar kettle chips
[23/12/2019, 15:02:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Thick sure but not chrucy
[23/12/2019, 15:02:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'd rather walkers.
[23/12/2019, 15:02:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Or pringles
[23/12/2019, 15:02:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[23/12/2019, 15:02:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can you dunk that chip in some dip tho.
[23/12/2019, 15:03:12] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Pringles are not crisps! (for tax reasons...)
[23/12/2019, 15:03:40] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m still in my healthy eating phase, haven’t had chocolate/crisps/cake or anything like that in just over a month
[23/12/2019, 15:03:53] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I'm sure we could get Aaron to cover himself in sour cream
[23/12/2019, 15:05:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "sour cream"
[23/12/2019, 15:05:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And now it's xmas
[23/12/2019, 15:06:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I personally am not really a crisps person. Gimme extruded corn snacks any day. And don't spare the msg!
[23/12/2019, 15:07:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m interested in extruded corn snacks.. what are they?!
[23/12/2019, 15:07:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We have a really good one in nz - Rashuns cheese & bacon flavour. The snack of the nation.
[23/12/2019, 15:07:15] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hell yeah. MSG is my favourite seasoning
[23/12/2019, 15:08:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.sanza.co.uk/Bluebird_Rashuns.asp !!
[23/12/2019, 15:08:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll see if I can find the local equivalents - Im not usually a salty snack guy. Sugar is my addiction
[23/12/2019, 15:08:39] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Honestly, I'd pay that.
[23/12/2019, 15:10:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can't find anything specific, but you'll have something. They're the bubbly savory snacks that dissolve your mouth. Sold alongside the crisps
[23/12/2019, 15:11:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cheetos is probably the most international thing that comes to mind
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[23/12/2019, 15:14:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Munchies spicy tomato is the flavour of 90s childhood
[23/12/2019, 15:14:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Munchos*
[23/12/2019, 15:16:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Other kiwis will claim that Burger Rings are the ultimate snack, but they're just basic bitches
[23/12/2019, 15:17:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Rashuns, followed by Twisties, then Cheezels and/or Cheese Balls.
[23/12/2019, 15:17:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I miss cheetos
[23/12/2019, 15:17:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Try Rashuns, then you won't miss them!
[23/12/2019, 15:17:41] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Are they sold here?
[23/12/2019, 15:17:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: From that sanza website, yeah 😂
[23/12/2019, 15:18:00] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ah. Gotcha
[23/12/2019, 15:18:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Totally worth it, I promise 😁
[23/12/2019, 15:18:37] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: yeah but i could have my classmates who are currently in the states pick me up a bag of cheetos and call it a day. :P
[23/12/2019, 15:18:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Why not both?
[23/12/2019, 15:19:02] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: yknow youre onto somethng
[23/12/2019, 15:19:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's all that lsd I take. Makes me a thinker 🤔
[23/12/2019, 15:21:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Speaking of delicious food - I was walking to my hotel in Belfast when I happened upon a Bunsen burger joint - last time I was in Ireland (2 years ago) they were only in Dublin and it was the best burger I'd ever had. Lunch today did not disappoint.
[23/12/2019, 15:21:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I give them a full 5/7.
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[23/12/2019, 15:35:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Goddammit now I'm craving NZ snacks. Tim Tams in particular. I think I might see if my sister is keen to do snack box exchanges 😁
[23/12/2019, 15:46:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hmm, maybe not. Postage from NZ to UK is pretty horrendous 😔
[23/12/2019, 15:46:26] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Send it by boat!
[23/12/2019, 15:46:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447932795038 Can you take a boat a detour?
[23/12/2019, 15:47:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They don't give me that option 😑
[23/12/2019, 15:47:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Haha
[23/12/2019, 15:51:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Found a surface shipping company - its actually cheaper to air mail 😂
[23/12/2019, 16:38:34] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just found out to great things
[23/12/2019, 16:38:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Tomorrow is a half day
[23/12/2019, 16:38:57] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And I also have a half day holiday left over, So I'm off, Woohoo!
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[23/12/2019, 17:14:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm going to go turn off my alarms just now, And they won't need to be back on till 3rd of January.
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[23/12/2019, 17:45:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 💪🏻
[23/12/2019, 17:48:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It's the hair you should concentrate on
[23/12/2019, 18:06:31] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Have you become an emo
[23/12/2019, 18:08:16] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Hey my chemical romance is touring again. Its allowable
[23/12/2019, 18:10:08] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447932795038
[23/12/2019, 18:10:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: https://facebook.com/events/s/uksa-scotlands-strongest-man-2/476425699898966/?ti=as
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[23/12/2019, 18:10:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Get on this.
[23/12/2019, 18:10:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You too Gabriel ya big muscly man.
[23/12/2019, 18:32:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😬😬😬
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[23/12/2019, 18:46:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No booze?
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[23/12/2019, 18:55:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nae
[23/12/2019, 18:55:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Coke.
[23/12/2019, 20:39:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Its caramel brown
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[24/12/2019, 00:33:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Rip Johnny Bravo.
[24/12/2019, 00:33:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't suppose any of you know anybody who gives piano lessons?
[24/12/2019, 00:38:09] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Well. Me. But i cant legally teach here
[24/12/2019, 00:38:28] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: cant work self employed on a student visa
[24/12/2019, 00:38:52] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: but i think my oboe teacher also offers piano lessons. What level are you at nikki?
[24/12/2019, 00:51:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hah, very very amateur. Used to be okay at it in high school but that was 15 years ago. Wouldn't mind picking it up again though.
[24/12/2019, 00:52:12] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Have an instrument?
[24/12/2019, 00:59:13] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: No. Clearly haven't thought this through too much! I'll see if I can get a hold of one. 🙂
[24/12/2019, 00:59:34] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ok well when you get that settled, lemme know. :P
[24/12/2019, 01:01:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Will do! Thanks!
[24/12/2019, 14:11:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Can I interest anyone in a case of Heineken 💵💵
[24/12/2019, 17:42:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Why have Heineken when you can have this.
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[24/12/2019, 17:42:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447932795038 @447378782096 who wants to be the test bunny?
[24/12/2019, 17:44:35] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Jesus that sounds like an experience
[24/12/2019, 17:45:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👎
[24/12/2019, 17:46:22] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Looks like Aaron has volunteered by default then
[24/12/2019, 18:20:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What a trooper.
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[25/12/2019, 06:12:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Merry Christmas!
[25/12/2019, 06:19:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Merry Christmas
[25/12/2019, 06:19:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bed time for me like lol
[25/12/2019, 06:27:29] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Merry Christmas, flight time for me, off to France to see the family
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[25/12/2019, 09:34:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I got ya, kid
[25/12/2019, 10:39:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Merry Xmas fuckers! 🎉🎊🎄🎅🎊🎉
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[25/12/2019, 17:47:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
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[25/12/2019, 21:39:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Wife bought me a Rick onesie for christmas
[25/12/2019, 21:59:16] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
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[27/12/2019, 18:12:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: :((((
[27/12/2019, 18:36:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sup?
[27/12/2019, 19:56:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bored
[29/12/2019, 15:42:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I bought LED lights months and months ago, Finally put them under my bed
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[29/12/2019, 15:51:21] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Huh
[29/12/2019, 15:51:36] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: never seen that
[29/12/2019, 15:51:42] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: do you like it?
[29/12/2019, 17:29:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I had some at the beginning of the year, I made an arse of putting them up they fell of, Kids stood on them and broke them, Bought them to replace them.
[29/12/2019, 17:29:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I had a smart controller to let me control it from my phone
[29/12/2019, 17:30:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Was not bad, Could turn them on dimmer than the remote lets you go and get a very light glow so I get out of bed without falling over the shit left about
[29/12/2019, 18:11:39] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ooooh nice
[29/12/2019, 18:33:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Just repurposed the old mangled ones for a short strip of lighting in the kids bedroom now, 1% is dark enough for my daughter to sleep and bright enough for my son not to complain it's too dark
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[01/01/2020, 04:05:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ats technically no Scots
[01/01/2020, 05:55:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean I say most of those words and I'm Scottish sooooooooo...
[01/01/2020, 11:34:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I never got to finish
[01/01/2020, 11:34:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It’s like an aversion Ian marrying a weegie
[01/01/2020, 11:34:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: FAKE SCOTS
[01/01/2020, 16:03:32] ‪+44 7704 270938‬: Happy new year everyone! My resolution is to be more social so this is me being more social XD
[01/01/2020, 16:03:54] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Happy new year!
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[01/01/2020, 16:41:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Happy new decade!
[03/01/2020, 04:29:20] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: This is a public service announcment.
[03/01/2020, 04:29:27] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: creme eggs
[03/01/2020, 04:29:55] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: yeah you know, thos things that used to be immense and have been shite now for a few years
[03/01/2020, 04:30:10] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: now taste like they did inthe later 990's
[03/01/2020, 04:31:34] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: am in a fuckinh sugar cime and my mouth was watering isbadly that wen u out the secind one ut unt instantly fell apart and it felt like a creme egg cumming in my mouth, and id let that happen daily cayse th taste mazing
[03/01/2020, 04:46:19] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Well those that like cadbury creme eggs will be happy
[03/01/2020, 04:46:47] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: also, isnt it early for them? I thought they were easter season only?
[03/01/2020, 10:04:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: They used to be, Can be found year round on occasion as they are dynamite.
[03/01/2020, 13:26:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They come out the holiday before Easter’ like everything else
[03/01/2020, 13:28:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So after Xmas and new year get their day, valentines and Easter goes on until their respective sautés
[03/01/2020, 13:29:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Then am no sure about anywhere else but after that Scots just celebrate not being in complete darkness and get pushed all the time
[03/01/2020, 13:30:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But September comes and then that’s holloween and Friday works
[03/01/2020, 13:31:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just the seasons man creek eggs are out after Christmas it’s what am used to
[03/01/2020, 13:31:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Maximise sales
[03/01/2020, 13:32:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Some people love Easter cause it means start of droning and blossoms and ducklings and love being in the air
[03/01/2020, 13:32:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I fucking hate it on the other hand
[03/01/2020, 13:35:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I love the depths of winter, I like February in December. So the days are short as fuck and the wind is fucking howling and bone chillingly cold’ either mountains of snow or that freezing rain that stings your face
[03/01/2020, 13:35:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When you pull your phone out and it’s impossible to use cause your fingers are white
[03/01/2020, 13:37:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And your hair is dripping wet, face is red and freezing, your jacket is soaked through , your boxers have durned denim colour cause your jeans are that wet the colour is coming off
[03/01/2020, 13:38:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Your shoes make the shhhlurp sound when walking
[03/01/2020, 13:38:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And everybody is fucking miserable
[03/01/2020, 13:39:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Except from me cause I Ilooooove that part of year
[03/01/2020, 13:42:52] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Yeah i was gonna ask if it ever snows but your comment about winter involving rain sometimes answers that. :(
[03/01/2020, 13:51:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Depends where you are I guess, For me it snows every year, Might only be for a day.
[03/01/2020, 13:51:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: But usually between January and march.
[03/01/2020, 13:52:07] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Here's some photoa
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[03/01/2020, 13:58:15] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: That bin looks happy!
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[03/01/2020, 13:58:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Haha only fucker happy that day, I had to clear 7 inches of snow
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[03/01/2020, 14:00:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: To get to work
[03/01/2020, 14:00:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Fuckers decided they wouldn't shut for the snow
[03/01/2020, 14:01:35] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: My car has a "snow" mode, I haven't used it yet but I would like to believe that it retracts the wheels and brings out the caterpillar chains to get through the snow!
[03/01/2020, 14:02:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You driving an auto? My misses all Vectra had a button you pressed when it was snowing
[03/01/2020, 14:11:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: The ford focus she has just a auto snow section or something goes yellow when it's cold and red when it's minus odd
[03/01/2020, 14:47:23] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Well here's to hoping we get some snow in Glasgow this year. :)
[03/01/2020, 14:56:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Some snow in the ski areas at a minimum would be nice!
[03/01/2020, 14:56:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Or, y'know, more snow
[03/01/2020, 15:01:59] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: The grass in the courtyard of my building is happy healthy and green. Its the weirdest january ive ever been in
[03/01/2020, 15:03:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
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[03/01/2020, 15:24:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I guess it's still early days yet for the "Scottish ski season" 😂
[03/01/2020, 15:24:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve been boarding at cairngorm as early as September and as late as April, there’s no predicting it
[03/01/2020, 15:26:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mon Scotland, get ye together!
[03/01/2020, 15:26:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Don't worry about that climate change pish, that's just a bunch of liberal nonsense.
[03/01/2020, 15:27:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Now SNOW dammit!
[03/01/2020, 15:47:44] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Automatic car, yes
[03/01/2020, 15:48:08] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Maybe if we just chant Snow Snow Snow Snow itll show up and give us a ski season
[03/01/2020, 16:47:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What your driving? And why? Not your standard selection. Unless it's a nicer Audi or something
[03/01/2020, 16:51:05] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Lexus IS, I drive quite a lot for work and they give me an allowance
[03/01/2020, 17:24:40] Neil: Off to Bon Accord for some drinks if anybody is feeling social
[03/01/2020, 17:33:58] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Not yet back in the country, I will skip this one!
[03/01/2020, 17:52:42] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I might want some guidance on setting up a VPN before travelling to China later in the month though, any meetups planned this month?
[03/01/2020, 17:54:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just keep it simple and get nord vpn, can get a rolling monthly contract which is a bit more expensive but better if you’re not planning on keeping it
[03/01/2020, 17:56:36] Neil: We’ll be in Avalon then Bon on Tue 14th if that works. http://meetu.ps/e/Ht8Zt/DbV/a
[03/01/2020, 17:57:20] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I will see where work takes me the comming weeks
[03/01/2020, 17:57:39] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Could be interesting, so thanks !
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[04/01/2020, 13:13:18] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: right guys i can afford one mpre peice of tech, but that doesnt matter am gonna take it out on finance and pay it back in a month instead fo 13 to boost my  credit rating
[04/01/2020, 13:14:05] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: what your guys's suggestions towards this? im away to sell my tablet as its just busting up in a corner at the momment
[04/01/2020, 13:14:26] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: my chrome book has ful taken its place in every aspect
[04/01/2020, 13:14:42] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so the tech i have at the moment is
[04/01/2020, 13:16:12] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: a fitbit, 2019 chromebook, iphone 11, wireless headphones (shitey skullcandy ones) a tablet and a galaxxy s8
[04/01/2020, 13:16:21] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: tablet and s8 is away to go bye byes
[04/01/2020, 13:18:33] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so what would you guys suggest
[04/01/2020, 13:21:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I just got AirPod pro’s and I’m in love with them
[04/01/2020, 13:21:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Go try them out in the apple store, it’s magical
[04/01/2020, 13:22:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Sounds like you've got everything you need?
[04/01/2020, 13:23:46] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What little free time I have is uslly phone/tablet TV and a little bit of gaming.
[04/01/2020, 13:24:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Not much free time after work/kids/wife
[04/01/2020, 13:27:16] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: A Nintendo switch? Haven't used one but I hear that it is decent for gaming on the move
[04/01/2020, 13:28:57] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: im selling the tablet and my old phone
[04/01/2020, 13:29:07] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and i love my fitbit, laptop and iphone
[04/01/2020, 13:29:27] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: The Chromebooks can do Android app now too can't they?
[04/01/2020, 13:29:32] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: dont love the headphones. and i did have airpods before (albeit not actual airpods)
[04/01/2020, 13:29:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Sort of replaces the need for a tablet if they do
[04/01/2020, 13:29:42] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: not i lost one of them in 3 hours
[04/01/2020, 13:29:53] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and aye chrome books use all android apps now
[04/01/2020, 13:30:05] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so thats hwy i dont use my tablet
[04/01/2020, 13:30:18] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: im using this whatsapp on my laptop
[04/01/2020, 13:31:00] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: whilst getting vibrations on my fitibit sayi ng the notifications for it
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[04/01/2020, 15:48:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You using the WhatsApp app on that? Or WhatsApp web?
[04/01/2020, 16:07:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: WhatsApp app
[04/01/2020, 16:07:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am used to it though even MacBook had it back in like 2016
[04/01/2020, 16:08:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But first time an Android app has been used on a chrome book
[04/01/2020, 16:08:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Also I found out you can activate Linux
[04/01/2020, 16:08:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And as long as you can use commands in Linux you can install anything g they have like games and so on
[04/01/2020, 16:08:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That’s why chrome books are so cheap because they’re just used for the web hence the name
[04/01/2020, 16:14:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But now they have android apps and Linux services so they function like an overpower 14 inch tablet with a keyboard
[04/01/2020, 16:14:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye I’d get one while they still got for the price they go for
[04/01/2020, 20:35:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fucking love when this happens
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[04/01/2020, 20:37:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Still in the game woop woop
[04/01/2020, 20:44:49] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Heyo thats some good news for you buddy
[04/01/2020, 20:44:51] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: :)
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[04/01/2020, 20:47:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[04/01/2020, 20:48:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I personally like the “gradually” part hahaha
[04/01/2020, 20:48:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like bitch, lets start talking but just sporadically at firsts as I really can’t be fucked but let’s get this snowball rolling
[04/01/2020, 20:50:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You fucken charmer 😂
[04/01/2020, 20:51:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Honestly dot know how I do it guys
[04/01/2020, 20:52:54] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Rules 1 and 2
[04/01/2020, 20:53:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Don’t talk about fight club?
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[04/01/2020, 21:00:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like delighted
[04/01/2020, 21:00:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I really liked her
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[04/01/2020, 21:16:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Group cuddle
[04/01/2020, 21:17:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aaron’s found the one that he lost
[04/01/2020, 21:39:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤗
[04/01/2020, 21:41:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu
[04/01/2020, 21:41:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Come an hug me brother
[04/01/2020, 21:41:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki
[04/01/2020, 21:41:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cuddle me
[04/01/2020, 21:41:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gabe
[04/01/2020, 21:41:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Come here brother
[04/01/2020, 21:42:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Alan come here bro
[04/01/2020, 21:42:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Marcus
[04/01/2020, 21:42:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Come and hug me BROTHEREER
[04/01/2020, 21:42:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Tegan come for cuddles
[04/01/2020, 21:43:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If av missed anyone let e know
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[06/01/2020, 00:31:35] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Is it crazy windy tonight?
[06/01/2020, 00:31:55] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Ive got plank of wood on the varanda and its banging off the god damn wall.
[06/01/2020, 00:31:57] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: dunno why
[06/01/2020, 00:32:00] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’ve had fuckloads of beans
[06/01/2020, 00:32:02] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Sorry
[06/01/2020, 00:32:32] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: its nithin different than normal in the west end like
[06/01/2020, 00:39:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Shite day at work for me tomorrow, Was going to watch something on my lunch break, Just seen one of the kids have broke my headphones.
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[06/01/2020, 01:05:42] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: i have finall discovered how shite somme headphones are, of course no counting 2 pound things or things you get in the american flights
[06/01/2020, 01:06:11] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so i had a pair of sony wireless ear phones
[06/01/2020, 01:07:55] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: had them for a good year and a bit, amazing, was like £40 and its perfect for my needs. good volume, wireless, long battery, sweat resistant et etc
[06/01/2020, 01:10:40] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: honestly, bloody perfect. anyway i snapped them in a hotel door. gutted.
[06/01/2020, 01:11:31] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: go to dixons. cant find the same model, everything else is extremely expensive
[06/01/2020, 01:11:49] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and i have a 40£ limite
[06/01/2020, 01:13:07] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: the ones that are 40 and only few and far between
[06/01/2020, 01:13:22] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and that ones that look good arnt water resistant or the things i like
[06/01/2020, 01:13:41] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so i go to tesco to continue my search
[06/01/2020, 01:14:03] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: come past  a pair that look amazing and are on deal for 30 pounds
[06/01/2020, 01:14:12] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: just no sweatproof and i need that
[06/01/2020, 01:15:07] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so i come across thes skull cndy ones. ace batterly life and swea proof and look ace on the packet
[06/01/2020, 01:15:36] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: now i know skullcany are shit but i ones had a pair of skull candies and they were pefect
[06/01/2020, 01:16:05] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so i buy these headphones cause they look the same as my sonys, same colour, 9 hour battery life, sweat proof
[06/01/2020, 01:16:28] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so i open the packet and immediently see my mistake
[06/01/2020, 01:17:09] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: necermind, still wireless amd sweatproof
[06/01/2020, 01:18:19] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: nos i pug on xomd muxi , and its some chart music.. hmm seems average but can defo live with them
[06/01/2020, 01:18:28] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so i put on some rap and it sounds different
[06/01/2020, 01:18:30] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: hmmm
[06/01/2020, 01:18:47] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: put on some edm (rap and edm are my go to's for lifting)
[06/01/2020, 01:19:12] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and holy fuck my ears, the bass cant handle it or fuck all
[06/01/2020, 01:19:36] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: now am verup upset
[06/01/2020, 01:20:03] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: no they are getting punted, tried to punt today and they said we can only offer a pound
[06/01/2020, 01:20:42] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: i said know yi ken what, no worth the pound ill give them away
[06/01/2020, 01:21:16] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so aye al carry them around to see if anyone wants them for free
[06/01/2020, 01:21:39] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: cause if they brek their headpgone and i say look av got a spare pair yi an keep
[06/01/2020, 01:22:15] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: they will be delgihted wiht  a
[06/01/2020, 01:22:45] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: when i pull out a wireless pair, even ifthey are push people will be very happy
[06/01/2020, 01:23:17] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and thats more than a pound is worth
[06/01/2020, 01:23:44] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: now ma plan
[06/01/2020, 01:23:49] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: fieance
[06/01/2020, 01:23:51] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: argos
[06/01/2020, 01:24:44] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: boost that credit rating and get a beasting pair of wireless
[06/01/2020, 01:24:56] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so hit me with suggestions ladies n gents
[06/01/2020, 01:25:47] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and i know airpods will be a siggestion so yeah thats #1
[06/01/2020, 01:26:15] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: p.s the ind is pickibg up so aye its windy
[06/01/2020, 20:59:56] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: Probably not what you're looking for because they're not over-ear but I only use these for training: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Headphones-Mpow-Bluetooth-Hi-Fidelity-Sweatproof-Black/dp/B07T7K1WTS/ref=sr_1_3 

I've gone trough 2 identical pairs in 4 years (last one I lost yesterday in the wash - but I have a spare so not worried :P, the other lasted 2 years before the cable started interrupting). crazy cheap chinese stuffs but they do sound quite nice. I also mainly listen to EDM/house while training and the only problem I have is the highs being too loud, but I have that problem on all headphones, I always use the equaliser to turn highs down on headphones. They come with a bunch of rubber shapes to make them stick in your ears.

The over-ear ones I have and love are not water or sweat-proof, so I don't use them when training: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07C8GM4H1/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title   I don't wear over-ear while training because I just get too hot and sweaty, so don't know any good ones for training.
[06/01/2020, 21:05:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Remember Alan I need to get them from a. Place that does finance
[06/01/2020, 21:06:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I recommended adds cause I’ve already an account set up
[06/01/2020, 21:06:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So it’s a case of
[06/01/2020, 21:08:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Roll up, eat properly, sleep, weigh yourself, never stop drinking water, way too water needs to be consumed and fucking repeat boy
[06/01/2020, 21:08:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Damn wrong convo mate
[06/01/2020, 21:13:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye that's how I prepare myself for a good ol marathon shag fest too.
[06/01/2020, 21:20:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aaron’s been made redundant
[06/01/2020, 21:20:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Again
[06/01/2020, 21:20:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What’s the point sometimes
‎[06/01/2020, 21:36:23] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎video omitted
[06/01/2020, 21:36:40] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447932795038 have you saw anyone like this
[06/01/2020, 21:38:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: .....I want to try that
[06/01/2020, 21:38:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That looks great fun
‎[06/01/2020, 21:46:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
‎[06/01/2020, 21:46:00] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[06/01/2020, 21:46:27] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I just can't get motivated
[06/01/2020, 21:51:40] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I can't stand the ones with the extra bit for buttons and stuff... it makes them unbalanced and am always aware of them then.
[06/01/2020, 21:52:28] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I had a pair and it lasted me 2 days before throwing them away to make myself get new ones...
[06/01/2020, 22:00:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I used to have another style
[06/01/2020, 22:00:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's like a band round your neck
[06/01/2020, 22:00:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: With little wires with the buds in the end
[06/01/2020, 22:01:12] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'm allowed one ear bud in work cause we're not allowed a radio 🤦‍♂️
[06/01/2020, 22:05:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I don’t want cheap ones
[06/01/2020, 22:05:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However I won’t be getting some cause am away to lose my job
[06/01/2020, 22:06:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When on deck working with a client there is strictly no headphones
[06/01/2020, 22:06:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But when on your rest or anything it’s only 1 ear allowed in
[06/01/2020, 22:06:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Because we all have duties if something happens to the shop
[06/01/2020, 22:06:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like a fire or whatever
[06/01/2020, 22:07:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So if am laying in bed rapping along with the music full blast I won’t hear any alarms
[06/01/2020, 22:07:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the likes of abandon ship
[06/01/2020, 22:08:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have various duties like take SARTS, epirb, portable vhf and pyrotechnics
[06/01/2020, 22:08:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If am listening to music and I find out we’re bandonkmg ship and say only had time to suit up in my gear
[06/01/2020, 22:09:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Get some Bose with active noise cancelling, The high end like alarms come through but every else is great i hear.
[06/01/2020, 22:09:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The boat would sink with all the emergency comms gear
[06/01/2020, 22:10:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Your not understanding my it’s against maritime law hahaha. Like 1/3 of deaths by abandon ship it’s due to people wearing headphones not not hearing the alarm or hearing the alarm last minute and having no time taking important stuff
[06/01/2020, 22:11:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like remember earphones were just earphones back a few years years ago so there was no such thing as active noise cancelling hahaha
[06/01/2020, 22:12:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And even though you could be in a part of the ship that the alarms are quite faint and the earphones won’t pick them up
[06/01/2020, 22:12:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'd image there's like an abandon ship alarm? Active noise canceling can't cancel that shit out so you'd hear it.
[06/01/2020, 22:12:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Seen a couple guys being sacked over it
[06/01/2020, 22:12:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Read what I just said lol
[06/01/2020, 22:12:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And nope abandon ship is only verbal command by the master
[06/01/2020, 22:13:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Poundland radio for you mate.
[06/01/2020, 22:13:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why do that if we have radios worth £2500 each for each person
[06/01/2020, 22:14:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So a general alarm goes off, everyone musters with their life jacket and immersion suit
[06/01/2020, 22:14:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We get told the problem so say like there’s a hole the hull and we need to go fix it
[06/01/2020, 22:14:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Goes uncontrollable
[06/01/2020, 22:15:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Everybody goes up stairs and the master comes Iver the PA saying abandon ship
[06/01/2020, 22:16:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fire alarm is different so we muster at a different place and break out the fire fighting gear
[06/01/2020, 22:16:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Then do you just yeet yourself off the boat?
[06/01/2020, 22:16:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Try control the fire
[06/01/2020, 22:16:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If unsuccessful general alarm
[06/01/2020, 22:16:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Get suits and life jackets then abandon ship
[06/01/2020, 22:17:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Have you ever had to abandon ship?
[06/01/2020, 22:17:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nope
[06/01/2020, 22:17:09] ‪+44 7513 395366‬: I never wanted to work on a ship, but after reading all that I don't think I ever wanna do on one now...
[06/01/2020, 22:17:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And no
[06/01/2020, 22:17:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We launch the life rafts which I’m had a prcudure of its own
[06/01/2020, 22:18:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However if it’s sinking fucking rapid then alarm, abdandon ship and test yourself off the best possible location
[06/01/2020, 22:19:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And once the life rafts go 1.5-3 meters deep the hydrostatic release unit activates and cuts the line thus inflating the life rafts snd then they float up to the surface
[06/01/2020, 22:20:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If you have time to you’d release every single life rafts you have
[06/01/2020, 22:20:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Which can carry around 100 men even if there is only 8 if yous
[06/01/2020, 22:21:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Once in the water collect them all and tie them together so it’s a muddy bigger target by eye and radar
[06/01/2020, 22:21:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Much bigger*
[06/01/2020, 22:21:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And you’ll have more rations
[06/01/2020, 22:21:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And more fishing gear incase ur fishing line and tackle snaps or whatever
[06/01/2020, 22:22:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And more first aid supply’s and water and radar reflectors n all that
[06/01/2020, 22:22:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: This a is very basic stuff everyone at sea should know and it’s amazing how much people don’t
[06/01/2020, 22:23:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And it’s amazing how much people are prusrised about such a easy idea
[06/01/2020, 22:23:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’ve seen guys being sacked or disciplined for not knowing this easy shit cause it’s a matter of life and death
[07/01/2020, 16:40:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Right chaps.
[07/01/2020, 16:40:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Left chaps.
[07/01/2020, 16:40:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Up chaps
[07/01/2020, 16:40:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: How do you say to a random stranger that they haven't worked their hair gel in properly?
[07/01/2020, 16:40:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nvm he's getting off the bus.
[07/01/2020, 16:40:53] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Point at their hair and say Eww is that fun?
[07/01/2020, 16:40:56] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Cum*
[07/01/2020, 16:40:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But for future.
[07/01/2020, 16:40:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol
[07/01/2020, 16:41:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[07/01/2020, 16:41:06] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: In the back of the head?
[07/01/2020, 16:41:16] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Doesn’t need to be his?
[07/01/2020, 16:41:23] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Weird place for it but each to their own I suppose!
[07/01/2020, 16:41:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We normally appreciate it
[07/01/2020, 16:41:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just say I like the style ur going for but you’ve left a bit of gel best run it in
[07/01/2020, 16:41:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When the rub it it
[07/01/2020, 16:42:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wink and point and say 10/10 bro
[07/01/2020, 16:42:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Lol.
[07/01/2020, 16:42:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Och I'm sure wherever he's going will point it out but hopefully he'll get a gel that matches his hair colour next time.
[07/01/2020, 16:42:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This was bright bloody white on dark brown hair. 😳
[07/01/2020, 16:43:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Clearly Daz'd it.
[07/01/2020, 16:49:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👌
[07/01/2020, 16:50:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "Gel"
[07/01/2020, 16:55:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Idk what you lads use as product these days!
[07/01/2020, 16:56:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Semen so that we’re not wasting protein
[07/01/2020, 16:56:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: This.
[07/01/2020, 16:57:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂
[07/01/2020, 16:58:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Gives the hair fullness, shine, and body
[07/01/2020, 16:59:26] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bet it's good for the skin too.
[07/01/2020, 16:59:33] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gives you that healthy glow.
[07/01/2020, 17:03:37] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Makes you look very spunky
[07/01/2020, 17:10:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 👍
[07/01/2020, 17:12:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👏
[07/01/2020, 18:17:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Anyone here use huel? I’m going to try it out if anyone wants me to use their referral code thing
[07/01/2020, 18:19:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yarr
[07/01/2020, 18:20:32] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: https://huel.mention-me.com/m/ol/oa4fk-gabriel-lawson-duck
[07/01/2020, 18:20:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 👍🏻
[07/01/2020, 18:25:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎This message was deleted.
[07/01/2020, 18:26:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Forgot to delete my email
[07/01/2020, 18:26:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: But it’s ordered; thanks!
‎[07/01/2020, 18:28:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
‎[07/01/2020, 18:28:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[07/01/2020, 19:06:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye I do still say gel btw
[07/01/2020, 19:06:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Even though it’s Either of these products
‎[07/01/2020, 19:07:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[07/01/2020, 19:08:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah I get it
[07/01/2020, 19:08:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It wasn’t gel then
‎[07/01/2020, 19:08:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[07/01/2020, 19:08:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Pick
[07/01/2020, 19:09:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And it wasn’t the aveda stuff cause if he’s using that he’d know how to do his fucking hair
[07/01/2020, 19:09:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aveda because it probably smells the best
[07/01/2020, 19:09:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Oh I thought you were asking to pick which one you were going to use
[07/01/2020, 19:09:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No no no
[07/01/2020, 19:09:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But am glad you know aveda brand
‎[07/01/2020, 19:10:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[07/01/2020, 19:10:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ain’t no council shit for me and u Stu
‎[07/01/2020, 19:10:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[07/01/2020, 19:10:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yep pretty much what I’d pay for this
[07/01/2020, 19:11:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I like the one in the brown tub what’s that called
[07/01/2020, 19:11:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fucking amazing styled and smells beautiful
[07/01/2020, 19:11:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Grooming clay
[07/01/2020, 19:12:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Dunno, but the best thing about aveda is the smell, it all smells like something I’d want to eat
[07/01/2020, 19:33:08] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: aye it smells fucking beautiful
[07/01/2020, 19:33:28] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: i avtually beleive the smell is from botanicals and natural stuff
[07/01/2020, 19:34:13] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so aye just goes to show that synthetic smells can gtf cause aveda is superior in smell wiys, i have no idea if that adds to the price
[07/01/2020, 19:35:36] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: if they whole product is made from botanicals they probaby do add ti the cost as certain extracts do cost a fortune
[07/01/2020, 19:36:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ye I think that’s why it costs a bit more
‎[07/01/2020, 19:37:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[07/01/2020, 19:38:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve been buying this: 

TIGI Bed Head Manipulator Hair... https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0015PGFQW?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

It’s tough not to taste it, the smell is amazing
[07/01/2020, 19:38:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye am sure the fact that it’s organic and animal tresting free
[07/01/2020, 19:40:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But that description of the smells is actually about right, after reading that I have a faint smell of it in ma nose now
[07/01/2020, 19:40:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Never smelled that stuff
[07/01/2020, 19:41:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Better than aveda
‎[07/01/2020, 19:41:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[07/01/2020, 19:41:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: More synthetic than aveda?
[07/01/2020, 19:41:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Sure you're not having a stroke
[07/01/2020, 19:42:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[07/01/2020, 19:42:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That does sound suspiciously synthetic
[07/01/2020, 19:42:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: However sounds like it would smell good
[07/01/2020, 19:42:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But a bit teenager-eh
[07/01/2020, 19:43:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Al stick with my grown up organic, animal testing free certified botanicals
[07/01/2020, 21:23:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Pure forming grooming clay makes it sound as if it's trying to sound more manly that it needs to be.
[07/01/2020, 21:24:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Also none of those, this looked proper white like fresh out the bottle tippex
[07/01/2020, 21:27:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It’s always been called shit like that
[07/01/2020, 21:27:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And it is grooming clay
[07/01/2020, 21:27:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Matt clay is for that matte effect, out of bed is for the out of bed look and grooming is for actual making your hair look like nice and groomed
[07/01/2020, 21:29:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: So high maintenance.
[07/01/2020, 21:31:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lol hardly
[07/01/2020, 21:32:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: For you maybe.
[07/01/2020, 21:33:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How is explaining what different hair grooming products are high maintenance
[07/01/2020, 21:37:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Explaining isn't. Using is. Imo, tbh. You do you.
[07/01/2020, 22:24:06] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: i wax my hair maybe 2x a week
[07/01/2020, 22:24:30] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and id use the stuff that i dont have so instead i put on anything
[07/01/2020, 22:24:47] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: as as im saying i just know what to use etc, i hardly use them hehe
[07/01/2020, 22:25:01] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and i like aftershave
[07/01/2020, 22:25:26] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so thats about the only grooming i do except the hairdying when i lose bets
[07/01/2020, 22:25:41] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: and normal sahving a stuff
[07/01/2020, 22:29:14] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: i am infact low maintenence... BUT.. if i go slightly hypomanic which is kidna common, not that i have bi polar or anything but i do get slight hpomanic episodes. then that could sometimes equal me maintaining myself to high strandards. however usually its gym and brush my teeth. only if i am going out in public will i shower, that doesn not included gmy however, as long as i wear fresh clothes and  keep the glasgow showers often and plenty i can go a few days without lol
[07/01/2020, 22:30:01] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: so thats a negative on the high maintenence mom
[07/01/2020, 22:32:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I will mention one thing that we can all agree on
[07/01/2020, 22:32:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The ending of the matrix
[07/01/2020, 22:33:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: As in matrix revolutions
[07/01/2020, 22:33:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yuck
[07/01/2020, 22:54:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sorry son, consider me officially told off.
[07/01/2020, 22:55:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Don’t apologise mam, just show me the love you always have so
[07/01/2020, 22:55:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Xo**
[07/01/2020, 22:57:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahahaha hahahah am watch my 600ln life and there’s a girl actually crying dshe can’t fit through the bathroom door lol
[07/01/2020, 22:57:44] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Fucking hell
‎[07/01/2020, 23:19:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎video omitted
[07/01/2020, 23:41:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Holy fuckin shit this is mental
[08/01/2020, 02:14:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well that’s the first middles launched offensives ww3
[08/01/2020, 02:14:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Been a pleasure guys, all see yi leter
[08/01/2020, 02:17:22] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Wait what?
[08/01/2020, 02:17:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bombs launched from Iran to Americans in bases
[08/01/2020, 02:17:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yay
[08/01/2020, 02:18:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Let’s get fucking conscripted yaya
[08/01/2020, 02:19:32] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Bases in iraq, they arent aiming for north america itself
[08/01/2020, 02:19:34] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: but yeah
[08/01/2020, 02:19:37] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: fuuuun
[08/01/2020, 02:19:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I am aware
[08/01/2020, 02:19:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I said Americans in bases
[08/01/2020, 02:20:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not American bases in America lol
[08/01/2020, 02:20:21] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: i was just clarifying because there was at least one person confused. :P
‎[08/01/2020, 02:21:00] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎GIF omitted
[08/01/2020, 02:22:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Haha okay
[08/01/2020, 12:58:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fun fact: there's a place in the south of England called.Bawdrip
[08/01/2020, 12:58:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I actually hate cats
[08/01/2020, 12:59:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I am finding them cuter and cuter each day and it’s making me feel sick
[08/01/2020, 12:59:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I even caught self browsing a cat sub for an hour yesterday
[08/01/2020, 13:00:22] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: It might depend on what you hate about cats?
[08/01/2020, 13:00:40] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: You just might hate the cats youve known
[08/01/2020, 13:01:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I hate cats because there was a proper cat lady in the village I grew up in who used to cause so much shit
[08/01/2020, 13:01:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She was English and used to walk her cats
[08/01/2020, 13:01:56] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Jfc one of those
[08/01/2020, 13:02:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And criticise the villagers for being smell minded and shit like that
[08/01/2020, 13:02:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sounds like an absolute joy
[08/01/2020, 13:02:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: There was a wooden fence erected around a little natural harbour
[08/01/2020, 13:03:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Il actually get a photo of it an show u
‎[08/01/2020, 13:04:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[08/01/2020, 13:04:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So that’s the actual harbour
‎[08/01/2020, 13:04:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[08/01/2020, 13:04:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that’s the natural harbour
[08/01/2020, 13:04:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So where that picture is taken is where the fence is
[08/01/2020, 13:05:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And it was originally I dunno, chest height? And she petitioned and complainednlikenfuck that it ruined her view
[08/01/2020, 13:05:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When in reality it didn’t, anyone could see over it
[08/01/2020, 13:06:08] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Wow sorry peoples safety is less important than your all precious view, lady
[08/01/2020, 13:06:20] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: did the town tell her to kick rocks?
[08/01/2020, 13:06:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well so where the picture is taken right behind it is a road and a few houses
[08/01/2020, 13:06:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well a lot of houses
‎[08/01/2020, 13:07:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[08/01/2020, 13:07:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: As you can see
[08/01/2020, 13:07:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And the fence was there because when you got a mental Northerly Gale their cars and windows would be pounded with salt water and little stones
[08/01/2020, 13:08:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So cats would get rusty really quickly, windows and cars scratched with wee stones
[08/01/2020, 13:08:30] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ooof
[08/01/2020, 13:08:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Manky sea foam would cover their clothes in the washing like and all sorts
[08/01/2020, 13:09:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And also because a couple of cars went off the road down a steep part. Steep enough to write the car off
[08/01/2020, 13:09:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And it wasn’t bad driving or anything it was cause there was a blind dip AND a. Kind corner so it was just people reacting
[08/01/2020, 13:10:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So you’re right it was a safety feature
[08/01/2020, 13:11:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I mean it wasn’t a. Bad fence it was painted nice and there was whisky barrels full of flowers and it was the best job possible they could have done
[08/01/2020, 13:11:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And she complained and complained
[08/01/2020, 13:12:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Remember it wasn’t the council who put it up. They was going to do it but instead it was taking ages so the community all help build it themselves
[08/01/2020, 13:12:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She cane out one night and cut parts of it down
[08/01/2020, 13:13:42] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Well thats a lawsuit. Removing personal property?
[08/01/2020, 13:14:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Wasn’t personal property
[08/01/2020, 13:14:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Vandalism of a community project?
[08/01/2020, 13:14:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Also, what a colossal cunt.
[08/01/2020, 13:14:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was council ground but the villagers built the fence themselves because they knew the place and the council would have made a shit job
[08/01/2020, 13:15:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So they built it properly with care and painted it nice and made it look really good. I never appreciated it at the time cause I was like 15:16 and didn’t care but now looking back they did an amazing job
[08/01/2020, 13:16:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And they got permission from the council to do it as long as it passed council tests which it did
[08/01/2020, 13:16:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But aye she took a sledgehammer but couldn’t swing it lolol so she used a wheelie in and use that as a soft point to ran it with her jeep
[08/01/2020, 13:18:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And then the shut she was coming out with. In that photo you see a house and that belonged to a professor who teached atAberdeen uni and that school where the rich kids go they is close by, like the royal family goes and stuff
[08/01/2020, 13:19:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And she accused him of being a pervert saying he was snooping at her out her windows and watching her with binoculars
[08/01/2020, 13:20:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She was a fat, really fat, old English cunt and. Even the notion of that is disgusting
[08/01/2020, 13:20:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But he got sacked from the posh school cause it was in the local papers and they had a policy of some pish
[08/01/2020, 13:21:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And she would write up to the paper and write paragraphs of how the villagers were cunts and that they should move and how the village should become a place from pretty much white settlers from down south cause the appreciate stuff more and all that
[08/01/2020, 13:22:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Surprised her house wasn’t set on fire
[08/01/2020, 13:22:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And she made her cats shit on the benches at the beach so no one would go down and then she’d say no one is there because of the ugly fence
[08/01/2020, 13:22:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye somebody
[08/01/2020, 13:22:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Honestly
Don’t know who it was
[08/01/2020, 13:23:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Abolsutely clueless to who the person was
[08/01/2020, 13:23:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[08/01/2020, 13:23:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not a ducking scooby
[08/01/2020, 13:23:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Clueless
[08/01/2020, 13:23:36] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’d yeet the shite back through her windows
[08/01/2020, 13:23:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Somebody (who wasn’t me) spray painted go home on her wall
[08/01/2020, 13:23:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Honestly don’t know who the person was who did it
[08/01/2020, 13:24:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No sir I have no idea who that scoundrel was
[08/01/2020, 13:24:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
[08/01/2020, 13:24:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And she tried to blame it on the professor
[08/01/2020, 13:24:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And then it was “found out” she did it herself
[08/01/2020, 13:24:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yip, not me in the slightest
[08/01/2020, 13:25:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367213/English-mother-forced-sell-Scottish-dream-house-hounded-villagers.html she moved!
[08/01/2020, 13:25:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Holy shit you found it hahahahaahha
[08/01/2020, 13:26:27] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: "yknow my scottish village house would be so much better without all these scots around"
[08/01/2020, 13:26:46] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: "all of them should leave. Thats logical"
[08/01/2020, 13:27:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She was like it’s even spelt wrong
[08/01/2020, 13:28:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When it wasn’t it’s just how we say home
[08/01/2020, 13:28:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: “Hame”
[08/01/2020, 13:28:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She should know that if she’s so educated on the place
[08/01/2020, 13:29:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Go we wrote go hame
[08/01/2020, 13:29:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No not me I mean, THEY
[08/01/2020, 13:29:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They wrote “go hame” and she was like it’s spelt wrong
[08/01/2020, 13:29:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: She didn’t mention that she pissed everyone off, just quick to blame everyone for being anti English
[08/01/2020, 13:30:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: We didn’t hate her because she’s English but the fact that she was English made it worse
[08/01/2020, 13:30:16] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Right who has curve? Signing my misses up, so I don't have to give her my bank card.
[08/01/2020, 13:30:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Me
[08/01/2020, 13:30:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What did you google to find the article
[08/01/2020, 13:31:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.curve.app/join#DNJN7 !
[08/01/2020, 13:31:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just the name of place and clicked on news
[08/01/2020, 13:31:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Then skimmed the articles until I saw that
[08/01/2020, 13:31:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha ace
[08/01/2020, 13:32:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I thought it was the local paper,  not the fucking daily mail hahahaha
[08/01/2020, 13:32:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[08/01/2020, 13:33:59] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I also have Curve if you have any questions
[08/01/2020, 13:34:25] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I actually have a curve card myself, Just though I'd share the wealth.
‎[08/01/2020, 13:38:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[08/01/2020, 13:38:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Actually delusional
[08/01/2020, 13:42:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Every English place I've been I've certainly felt unwelcomed and an outsider. What shite is she spouting?
[08/01/2020, 13:43:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Exactly man
[08/01/2020, 13:44:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lived in England 15 years, married one of them, people were always lovely to me. Mrs is same up here, never had an issue
[08/01/2020, 13:45:08] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Probably helps that you and your mrs follow rule #1: don’t be a cunt
[08/01/2020, 13:45:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I think that’s usually the key
[08/01/2020, 13:47:16] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Seems like a good rule
[08/01/2020, 13:48:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: How much you want to bet when english dipshit moved to scotland initially, her neighbors were like oh thank the fucking gods shes gone
[08/01/2020, 13:49:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Which just makes it worse - they'll happily jump on any "anti-English" behaviour
[08/01/2020, 13:51:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So did the community put the fence back up after driving the wicked witch from the south back hame?
[08/01/2020, 13:52:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: You spelled home wrong
[08/01/2020, 13:52:28] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah didnae
[08/01/2020, 13:52:36] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
‎[08/01/2020, 13:53:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[08/01/2020, 13:55:04] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ok thats amazing
[08/01/2020, 13:57:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's definitely more of a visual gag than one that you can recite
[08/01/2020, 13:58:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: For some reason it reminds me of a question/answer on Quora (or some other site like that):
Q: How big is the specific ocean?

Top answer: Could you be more Pacific?
[08/01/2020, 13:59:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[08/01/2020, 14:00:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I used to work with a guy that constantly said Pacific instead of specific. I never corrected him but it was tough not to
[08/01/2020, 14:00:37] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Maybe he just hated violence
[08/01/2020, 14:04:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣
[08/01/2020, 14:05:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: "Guys I really need you to be more pacific"
[08/01/2020, 14:05:58] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: No lie i had a guy tell me a date would have ended if i had playfully shoved him into a shrub because Hes A Pacifist
[08/01/2020, 14:06:53] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Good kisser but a nutjob
[08/01/2020, 14:07:11] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[08/01/2020, 14:07:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Did you shove him?
[08/01/2020, 14:07:41] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I was even more tempted!
[08/01/2020, 14:07:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: As the old saying goes "Fucked in the head, fantastic in bed"
[08/01/2020, 14:07:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[08/01/2020, 14:07:58] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I only told him cause i thought it was a funny intrusive thought
[08/01/2020, 14:08:34] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: "haha i had the sudden urge to shove you into that bush. That would have been funny. Silly brain!"
[08/01/2020, 14:08:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[08/01/2020, 14:08:47] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Truth
[08/01/2020, 14:09:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It would be a surprise, for sure - but a welcome one.
[08/01/2020, 14:09:50] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Lol
[08/01/2020, 14:10:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Incidentally I'm a great kisser.
[08/01/2020, 14:10:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Extrapolate that as you please.
[08/01/2020, 14:10:28] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Are you also a nutjob? Because we have noticed a correlation here
[08/01/2020, 14:12:04] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: thats_the_joke.gif
[08/01/2020, 14:13:48] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Yeah well you typed faster than me. I was going to make fun of you before you opened it up. #MyLifeIsHard
[08/01/2020, 14:14:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh I was hoping it'd stand on it's own merits, but I didn't want you to think I was hitting on you, so played it safe.
[08/01/2020, 14:14:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But, yes, I am indeed a nutjob
[08/01/2020, 14:15:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Guess we need to push you into a bush
[08/01/2020, 14:15:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But I'm a specifist!
[08/01/2020, 14:15:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
‎[08/01/2020, 14:15:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[08/01/2020, 15:17:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye there was only limited damage, she was weak as fuck so me and ma cousin fixed it in like 2 hours
[08/01/2020, 15:42:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I love a story with a happy ending.
‎[08/01/2020, 15:46:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[08/01/2020, 17:19:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: English cunt
[09/01/2020, 08:33:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: @447932795038 was this you?
‎[09/01/2020, 08:33:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: ‎image omitted
‎[09/01/2020, 09:30:23] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎video omitted
[09/01/2020, 15:48:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Here @447378782096 how's the house issue coming?
[09/01/2020, 15:56:27] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: What was the issue?
[09/01/2020, 15:58:44] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: He was buying a house. Dunno what happened after that.
[09/01/2020, 15:59:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: He died.
[09/01/2020, 15:59:42] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: RIP
[09/01/2020, 15:59:52] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: who gets the house?
[09/01/2020, 16:01:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: See at song stereo love
[09/01/2020, 16:01:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ehhhhhhh... Wit?
‎[09/01/2020, 16:01:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎audio omitted
[09/01/2020, 16:02:00] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Dibs!
[09/01/2020, 16:02:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why do I know it so well?
[09/01/2020, 16:02:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When did it come oot?
[09/01/2020, 16:03:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sounds summery
[09/01/2020, 16:04:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I hae heaps of memories associated with iit but I can’t mind why
[09/01/2020, 16:04:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So I cans remember the memories
[09/01/2020, 16:05:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But when I price it together al get a flood of memories and am scared cause I’ve a feeling they will be upsetting but
[09/01/2020, 16:06:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hence me forgetting it, maybe my brain did it as a defence mechanism
‎[09/01/2020, 16:07:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[09/01/2020, 16:07:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yeah I think it’s no memories it’s more a bad time
[09/01/2020, 16:08:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Summer 2009/10 round about that time
[09/01/2020, 16:11:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cannae be that old surely?
[09/01/2020, 16:11:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Fuck sake so it is.
‎[09/01/2020, 16:11:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[09/01/2020, 16:11:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mental
[09/01/2020, 16:13:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Shite time for me as well but I don't remember hearing that song.
[09/01/2020, 16:14:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I thought it wa w couple years ago but I was getting vibes fae a quine I was seeing
[09/01/2020, 16:14:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Incidentally my first love
[09/01/2020, 16:14:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A. Still no found out if am redundant or not
[09/01/2020, 16:15:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’m going to look for a different job regardless
[09/01/2020, 16:15:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But no need is good need in this case
[09/01/2020, 16:16:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So the longer they take to tell me I’m redundant, the more I get paid basically l.
[09/01/2020, 16:16:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or they’ve forgot about me
[09/01/2020, 16:17:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Have you not been called back to the boat in a while?
[09/01/2020, 16:17:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or they’re actually gonna keep me and looking for a boat to put me
[09/01/2020, 16:17:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No am no going back to that boat cause the client who was aboard doesn’t want me back
[09/01/2020, 16:18:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause the boss didn’t like me just too much for him
[09/01/2020, 16:18:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447974423860 it's all happening, just had delays due to Xmas. NZ refinance goes through sometime overnight, next Thursday I get the mortgage application in. Aiming for 28th Feb entry into the house.
[09/01/2020, 16:18:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I’m a good worker tor the company and it’s never happened before so it’s not my performance
[09/01/2020, 16:18:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Huh weird
[09/01/2020, 16:19:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And like the client can’t sack me cause I don’t work for him
[09/01/2020, 16:19:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Happens all the time in these jobs but first time it’s happened to me
[09/01/2020, 16:20:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nice! Glad it's still going ahead.
[09/01/2020, 16:20:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Btw am I the only one who remembers the song
[09/01/2020, 16:21:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think it was out before that date, cause this is a remix I believe
[09/01/2020, 16:22:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah it’s a french song
[09/01/2020, 16:23:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So that release date was in France
[09/01/2020, 16:25:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It came  out mid may 2010 here and that makes more sense cause I defo remember going THROUGH summer with it  not autumn
[09/01/2020, 16:26:04] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤔 
Bayatilar by Dobranotch
https://open.spotify.com/track/4c2qTK9LpHMSTHE0OH1r1C?si=mcbhK3LESf28DGpfdIA1oQ
[09/01/2020, 16:26:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What’s that
[09/01/2020, 16:27:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Listen carefully from about 54 seconds in
[09/01/2020, 16:27:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av no got Spotify
[09/01/2020, 16:27:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What is it
[09/01/2020, 16:28:21] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: It's the exact same tune from Stereo Love.
[09/01/2020, 16:28:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sampled or ripped off? @447950443271
[09/01/2020, 16:28:34] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: https://youtu.be/fSuRaYaaUR8 also here
[09/01/2020, 16:28:48] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Different recording though
[09/01/2020, 16:29:37] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ripped off according to wikipédia, but with a legal agreement for sharing of sales after it was acknowledged
[09/01/2020, 16:29:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Eh I don’t hear it lol
[09/01/2020, 16:30:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why isn’t my brain working
[09/01/2020, 16:30:12] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hah, nice.
[09/01/2020, 16:31:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ahhhhhhhh I’ve got it
[09/01/2020, 16:32:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Not 54 seconds in but then you was saying for the Spotify version
[09/01/2020, 16:33:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was listening at 54 secs utube version like wtf is what looooolllll
[09/01/2020, 16:33:29] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oh yeah sorry different timings 🤣
[09/01/2020, 16:34:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: For future reference it’s like 01:20 ish I reckon YouTube version
[09/01/2020, 16:35:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Can’t remember exactly cause I’m off it and cbf going back to look hehe
[09/01/2020, 16:35:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How did you find that? Am reading the wiki and it’s mentioning it
[09/01/2020, 16:36:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or are u some freak and listen to that type of music
[09/01/2020, 16:37:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And when I sent my tube in you was like WTF THEY SRE COPYING MY INDIAN CLASSIC FOR THR 80’s
[09/01/2020, 16:38:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gabriel's taste in music is epic. His back to work playlist when I came back from holiday got me through the dark times.
[09/01/2020, 16:42:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’m never going t argue music taste
[09/01/2020, 16:43:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Because it’s arguable the most varied thing
[09/01/2020, 16:43:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What word am I looking for
[09/01/2020, 16:43:47] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahaha I just found it from Wikipedia. Wish I could be that much of a music genius
[09/01/2020, 16:44:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahaha
[09/01/2020, 16:44:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right am getting bloody annoyed
[09/01/2020, 16:44:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Subjective
‎[09/01/2020, 16:44:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[09/01/2020, 16:44:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That’s the one
[09/01/2020, 16:45:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye so girls
‎[09/01/2020, 16:45:30] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[09/01/2020, 16:45:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why oh why edit pics so hard and chose angle that make you look skinny and all that
[09/01/2020, 16:45:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Because it makes them look skinny and all that
[09/01/2020, 16:46:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Speaking to a girl on bumble and it’s only pics of her face
[09/01/2020, 16:46:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I should have known better
[09/01/2020, 16:46:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fatty alert!
[09/01/2020, 16:46:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Exactly
[09/01/2020, 16:46:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She uploaded another one
[09/01/2020, 16:47:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And her cleavage wasn’t like...
[09/01/2020, 16:48:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well cleavagey firm round or like whatever small chested skinny woman have (small chest are my faves)
[09/01/2020, 16:48:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It was just one long line
[09/01/2020, 16:48:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So yeah big boobs on a fatty
[09/01/2020, 16:49:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: See that’s a big turn off for me but I’d be a lot more fogiving to the individual if they just showed their size
[09/01/2020, 16:50:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And anyway she’s telling me why all men are arseholes and girls are worse
[09/01/2020, 16:50:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And her claim to fame is she has big boobs
[09/01/2020, 16:51:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I feel like telling her big boobs on a fat girl do not count
[09/01/2020, 16:51:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And plus small chested or small boobs get me going a lot more
[09/01/2020, 16:54:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Photos of only face taken from a height, snapchat filters, and then the Straight line cleavage
[09/01/2020, 16:54:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Screams fat and no confidence and fake
‎[09/01/2020, 16:54:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[09/01/2020, 16:55:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Looks like my bros ex.
[09/01/2020, 16:55:29] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What's her name?
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[09/01/2020, 16:56:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’ve been scribbling it out but I accidentally left it
[09/01/2020, 16:56:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So aye it’s Hannah
[09/01/2020, 16:56:36] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ok nvm not her.
[09/01/2020, 16:56:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She’s 31
[09/01/2020, 16:57:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am not speaking to her I was just reading her bio but I matched with her so that’s just how far it goes
[09/01/2020, 16:57:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Exactly the same expression in every photo 🤦‍♂️
[09/01/2020, 16:57:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like I’d much prefer an ugly girl who is fat but happy
[09/01/2020, 16:57:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Loves a wee duckface. 😂
[09/01/2020, 16:57:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Rather than duck face
[09/01/2020, 16:58:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Trying to hide she’s fat
[09/01/2020, 16:58:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why try hide that cause if it comes to seeing her in the flesh then fuck
[09/01/2020, 16:58:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av made the mistake once and that’s it
[09/01/2020, 16:58:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: She had no insta
[09/01/2020, 16:58:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The lassie I'm seeing at the moment is the rare kind that looks better in real life than the pics. Helps that she has great chat and is generally pretty awesome.
[09/01/2020, 16:58:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No fb
[09/01/2020, 16:59:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And her face was skinny, neck also and dish’s had song of a collar bone
[09/01/2020, 16:59:50] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And she had a glimpse*
[09/01/2020, 16:59:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Was on FaceTime and everything
[09/01/2020, 17:00:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Got on okay, if her body was amazing then we could have made it work
[09/01/2020, 17:00:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But she wouldn’t show her body and always had an excuse like oh I have no clothes on under the sheets m all that
[09/01/2020, 17:01:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Went to see her and she’s texting me she’s just walking up the stairs of st Enoch station
[09/01/2020, 17:02:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I feel like this story ends in a runner
[09/01/2020, 17:02:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I’m like aw me too I can’t see you though there’s a huge fatty infrknt of me
[09/01/2020, 17:02:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Omg it's better than I could have hoped
[09/01/2020, 17:02:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And she actually laughs and says she’ll take off her hat then even adds a jib about fattys
[09/01/2020, 17:02:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So, the girls infront of my pulls her hat off
[09/01/2020, 17:03:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Holy fucking dog shit guys abort abort
[09/01/2020, 17:03:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It was a seamless 180 rotation and back down to the subway
[09/01/2020, 17:06:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Any follow-up chat or just a straight ghosting?
[09/01/2020, 17:06:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ghosted does much you could call it  demoned
[09/01/2020, 17:07:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So much*
[09/01/2020, 17:07:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’m liking bumble a lot
[09/01/2020, 17:07:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[09/01/2020, 17:07:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And these are the picks for the top two who have matched, spoke and getting along with
[09/01/2020, 17:07:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Il show u pics
[09/01/2020, 17:08:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And we can discuss
‎[09/01/2020, 17:08:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[09/01/2020, 17:08:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My workmate, who is shagging his way through glasgow's female populace, had been using tinder but is now swearing by bumble
[09/01/2020, 17:08:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Amelia is the one in the middle
‎[09/01/2020, 17:08:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
‎[09/01/2020, 17:08:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[09/01/2020, 17:08:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And Julie
[09/01/2020, 17:09:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Amelia is winning at the moment just cause the small boobs
[09/01/2020, 17:10:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But Julie is 5’2”
[09/01/2020, 17:10:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I like them tiny so I can throw them aboot lkke fuck
[09/01/2020, 17:10:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can't help but think that someone who answers "more kind people" is probably a dickhead.
[09/01/2020, 17:11:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But what about their personalities Aaron‽
[09/01/2020, 17:11:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who would you choose out them two
[09/01/2020, 17:11:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They are both really nice so far and pretty funny
[09/01/2020, 17:11:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Whoever has the best chat
[09/01/2020, 17:11:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They are both equal
[09/01/2020, 17:11:57] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Go for the three way.
[09/01/2020, 17:12:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Your gonna have to choose one for me
[09/01/2020, 17:12:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Iehindo you think looks better
‎[09/01/2020, 17:12:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[09/01/2020, 17:14:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Amelia.
[09/01/2020, 17:14:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Just cos she's got a gorgeous name and she isn't bleached.
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[09/01/2020, 17:15:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh yeah sorry Nikki I forgot u was bi lol u can help too
[09/01/2020, 17:16:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Amelia is American tho so when I pull out the Scottish humour she might no like it
[09/01/2020, 17:17:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Julie really does look good, the pics she’s chosen for her profile is shite hehehe
[09/01/2020, 17:17:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Probably her plan tho
[09/01/2020, 17:18:17] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I can be completely straight and still have an opinion lol.
‎[09/01/2020, 17:18:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ‎GIF omitted
[09/01/2020, 17:18:32] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Looks like you're going for Julie.
[09/01/2020, 17:18:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye ats true but your opinion would mean less to me
[09/01/2020, 17:18:53] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahahahaha no fucking way
[09/01/2020, 17:18:57] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I know Amelia
[09/01/2020, 17:19:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I fancy Amelia
[09/01/2020, 17:19:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Hahaha
[09/01/2020, 17:19:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: She's pretty cool
[09/01/2020, 17:19:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Here don’t mention this to her
[09/01/2020, 17:19:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: She spends a lot of time in the gym so you'd have that in common
[09/01/2020, 17:19:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mention this to her @447950443271 😈
[09/01/2020, 17:19:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: That then instant no talky to Aaron
[09/01/2020, 17:20:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: We don't talk much these days, she's my ex's friend
[09/01/2020, 17:20:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Don’t you dare people write status’ about this shot and publicly shame for group Sharing
[09/01/2020, 17:20:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am doing this with u guys as a sign of trust
[09/01/2020, 17:20:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Looool.
[09/01/2020, 17:20:56] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: No worries mate
[09/01/2020, 17:21:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Didn't we have this conversation in the last WhatsApp chat?
[09/01/2020, 17:21:18] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You're safe mate.
[09/01/2020, 17:21:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I could've sworn someone got mighty offended.
[09/01/2020, 17:22:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What part of the conversation
[09/01/2020, 17:22:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The comparing tinder pics?
[09/01/2020, 17:22:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Picking girls for people to fuck.
[09/01/2020, 17:23:04] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: She is a very invested student, works very hard and puts a lot of her time toward studying. But I suppose if you're on boats a lot of the time it's not a worry if neither of you have much time to hang out
[09/01/2020, 17:23:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause I think your thinking of this conversation when I was sending my pick up lines
[09/01/2020, 17:23:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And someone was like aw if you spoke to me like that you’d be for the bin
[09/01/2020, 17:23:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I think that was Angelina
[09/01/2020, 17:23:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Taking a touch to serious like
[09/01/2020, 17:23:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye that’s the one
[09/01/2020, 17:24:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Just having a laugh with ma tinder matches and she’s like if you spoke like that to me you’d get nowhere
[09/01/2020, 17:24:47] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But am nae sure Nikki
[09/01/2020, 17:25:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It wa either that or could have been something else
[09/01/2020, 17:25:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That was this chat too. Was what made her leave iirc
[09/01/2020, 17:26:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I liked when she was like you be for the bin
[09/01/2020, 17:26:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And I was like we wouldn’t have matched in the first place pal 😂😂😂
[09/01/2020, 17:26:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aka she as ugly
[09/01/2020, 17:28:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Naw she ain't ugly. Probably not your type though, not skinny
[09/01/2020, 17:28:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I never said she’s Ugly
[09/01/2020, 17:29:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’m saying she probably thought I meant that
[09/01/2020, 17:29:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But aye she defo wasn’t my type but I’d never say she’s ugly
[09/01/2020, 17:29:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Don’t think I can anyone ugly
[09/01/2020, 17:30:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And that’s why she left was it
[09/01/2020, 17:30:31] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or am I mistaken
[09/01/2020, 17:31:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Can't remember.
[09/01/2020, 17:31:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Maybe not that point exactly
[09/01/2020, 17:32:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just general "Aaron Fatigue" 😂
[09/01/2020, 17:41:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah
[09/01/2020, 17:42:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I even suffer from that
[09/01/2020, 17:52:21] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I have been reading a book of Basque fables and they're pretty much just shitposts
[09/01/2020, 17:53:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're fluent in Basque?
[09/01/2020, 17:53:48] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You're not?
[09/01/2020, 17:54:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Is everyone?!
[09/01/2020, 17:54:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I wish! Working on it... They're translated though
[09/01/2020, 17:54:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oh that's cheating then!
[09/01/2020, 17:55:44] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I got a book of russian fairy tales once
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[09/01/2020, 17:55:54] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: i could only tell what story was what by the pictures
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[09/01/2020, 17:56:32] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Wow
[09/01/2020, 17:56:37] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: thats a great story
[09/01/2020, 17:57:03] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: "hm these assholes took my cow. Im gonna do a one man play and fuck up their life"
[09/01/2020, 17:57:23] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: They're all fantastically weird
[09/01/2020, 17:58:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I love it.
[09/01/2020, 17:58:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: When does the Netflix series come out?
[09/01/2020, 17:58:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: There's one where a bunch of guys with weird powers all get together in a group and wander around looking for adventure, but nobody bothers them. Eventually one of them drinks a river and chokes to death on a boat. They're all sad, so they go home. The end.
[09/01/2020, 17:58:35] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Oh ive heard a similar one
[09/01/2020, 17:58:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I give that a full 5/7
[09/01/2020, 17:59:15] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: like a guy who can look far and a guy who has never ending bag storage and a guy who can freeze the area if he puts his hat on straight
[09/01/2020, 17:59:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: How about with rice?
[09/01/2020, 17:59:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That was fucking fantastic.
[09/01/2020, 17:59:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I laughed way too hard.
[09/01/2020, 17:59:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Did he get his cow back though?
[09/01/2020, 18:00:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Asking the real questions
[09/01/2020, 18:00:46] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: 😂 I mean it says the inheritance was recovered but that could just be the money he took.
[09/01/2020, 18:01:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Haha those are great powers. The ones in the story I read were like one guy who flattened mountains by sitting on them, another who plucks trees like flowers, and a guy with very powerful lungs who avoids knocking over trees with his breath by storing "no less than 1,250 pounds of wool in each nostril"
[09/01/2020, 18:03:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: TBH most of the stories end with a lot of the major details pretty much unresolved
[09/01/2020, 18:03:45] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I'm glad they're hilarious or that would really bother me
[09/01/2020, 18:04:55] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's one of those things where I expect it to happen but every time it does it happens in a way that's so bizarre it still blindsides me. So the exasperation is cancelled out by the perplexity into some form of comedy
[09/01/2020, 18:05:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The point is I liked the story and I would give it a perfect score
[09/01/2020, 18:06:11] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Yes exactly.
[09/01/2020, 18:07:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: So the Elsa wannabe was important to the story cause when they were scamming some king he put them in a metal room with a fire underneath it and tried to burn them all to death rather than pay them money. Standard king behavior obv. Whats the point of mr wool in his nostrils?
[09/01/2020, 18:11:40] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: There literally isn't a point, they don't use their powers past describing what they are in the first place 🤣
[09/01/2020, 18:12:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It isn't even specified in the story which one of them drinks the river and dies, just that everyone else is sad and goes home
[09/01/2020, 18:12:54] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Wow. Whatever grandma they got these stories from falls asleep halfway through
[09/01/2020, 18:13:43] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: They list the names of the villagers they got them from in the back of the book. Apparently all Basques tell stories like that. Or they just asked the town drunkards for stories
[09/01/2020, 18:15:34] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=sWwMFl-d0b4C&pg=PA163&lpg=PA163&dq=Fairy+tale+man+hat+half+on+head+freeze&source=bl&ots=xplC0n0QkZ&sig=ACfU3U2v3_0Qkh59sW5M9e50NiSKHSI7rg&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjYk4jZj_fmAhVBShUIHV8nCq8Q6AEwFXoECAcQAQ#v=onepage&q=Fairy%20tale%20man%20hat%20half%20on%20head%20freeze&f=false
[09/01/2020, 18:15:51] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Apparently mine is from Grimm called How Six Men Got On In The World
[09/01/2020, 18:15:59] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: which is a terrible name
[09/01/2020, 18:16:25] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ...famously?
[09/01/2020, 18:16:46] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Apparently
[09/01/2020, 18:17:28] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Who’s all coming to the Indy march on Saturday
[09/01/2020, 18:17:42] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: what time/where?
[09/01/2020, 18:17:50] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Kelvingrove 11am
[09/01/2020, 18:18:04] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Gotcha. Sure
[09/01/2020, 18:23:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll be assisting with building a garden shed
[09/01/2020, 18:23:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Independent of any union.
[09/01/2020, 18:26:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're giving assistance to someone. Isn't that a kind of union?
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[09/01/2020, 18:29:15] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Sorry, is that a bad word now? 😂
[09/01/2020, 18:31:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: We're just two consenting adults independently building the shame she'd.
[09/01/2020, 18:31:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Watching this video
[09/01/2020, 18:31:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Autocorrect totally spat out she'd as I tapped send 🤦‍♂️
[09/01/2020, 18:31:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Infographics show you’ve maybe heard of it
[09/01/2020, 18:33:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And they’re telling w story about a submarine that lost power n all that stuff and wa trapped
[09/01/2020, 18:33:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’m freaking oot
[09/01/2020, 18:34:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I am really really really claustrophobic
[09/01/2020, 18:45:40] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447932795038 can u spot me like this pls
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[09/01/2020, 18:53:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣 An original Cera
[09/01/2020, 19:23:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Only if you spot me back like that 👌
[09/01/2020, 19:36:09] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Oooooft. Cheating on Stu?
[09/01/2020, 21:41:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No way
[09/01/2020, 21:47:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Good.
[09/01/2020, 21:48:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Arguing with ma friend
[09/01/2020, 21:48:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: He said a shemale is a man
[09/01/2020, 21:48:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’m saying they are woman
[09/01/2020, 21:48:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And he said so you would fuck one and am stuck l
[09/01/2020, 21:49:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cause I’d see a cock
[09/01/2020, 21:49:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But the look female and identify as female
[09/01/2020, 21:49:41] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So it’s a complicated one
[09/01/2020, 21:49:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: What’s your guys thoughts
[09/01/2020, 21:49:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Your mate is being a cunt
[09/01/2020, 21:49:58] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: You can be a woman with a penis
[09/01/2020, 21:50:08] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: If you don’t like cock you don’t like cock
[09/01/2020, 21:50:15] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: And not all trans women have a penis anyway
[09/01/2020, 21:50:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye but we are talking about ones with a penis in particular
[09/01/2020, 21:50:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But it would not be gay
[09/01/2020, 21:50:50] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: it wouldnt be gay
[09/01/2020, 21:50:57] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: she'd be a woman
[09/01/2020, 21:51:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I know exactly
[09/01/2020, 21:53:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Your friend is treating this as a black and white situation of man vs woman when we know there are far many more shades of grey (not the kind from that stupid book!)
[09/01/2020, 22:00:46] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: fuck sake 5000 unread messages
[09/01/2020, 22:02:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Bit of light bedtime reading
[09/01/2020, 22:02:54] ‪+44 7482 613836‬: still better than twilight
[09/01/2020, 22:05:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Mate this chat is up their with the likes of Tolstoy
[09/01/2020, 22:05:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There* 🤦‍♂️
[09/01/2020, 22:44:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Toystory*
[09/01/2020, 23:06:58] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤣
[09/01/2020, 23:15:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hehe
[09/01/2020, 23:53:42] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Aaron are you in to fitness?
[09/01/2020, 23:55:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Doubt it, he seems like more of a couch potato type
[09/01/2020, 23:55:38] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447950443271 are you into fitness?
[09/01/2020, 23:56:09] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Fitness dick into my own hand because I'm single
[09/01/2020, 23:56:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Fuck
[09/01/2020, 23:56:28] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Aaron would’ve fell for it
[09/01/2020, 23:56:48] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: He may have brawn but he's also a brainy boi
[09/01/2020, 23:57:27] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: True but are you into dragons?
[09/01/2020, 23:58:53] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Dragon my balls across my lonely sad palm
[10/01/2020, 00:00:04] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I went to a nice place in tradeston today and got bofa
[10/01/2020, 00:00:44] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😏
[10/01/2020, 00:01:05] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: BOFA DEEZ NUTS IN YO ASSHOLE
[10/01/2020, 00:01:16] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: FUCK
[10/01/2020, 00:01:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: my brother recently showed me a video of a man shitting out his own balls, so thanks for the flashback
[10/01/2020, 00:02:06] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: link or it didn’t happen
[10/01/2020, 00:03:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Unfortunately he just showed me on his phone. Though he did send me a video of a guy on a skateboard with a dildo taped onto it skating it into a naked man's rear
[10/01/2020, 00:04:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Send on
[10/01/2020, 06:30:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/do6uhv/skateboarding_a_dildo_in_your_ass/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Good morning!
[10/01/2020, 06:38:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stu - the true MVP
[10/01/2020, 06:39:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I can’t find a man shouting at his balls, sorry
[10/01/2020, 07:58:18] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Must be filthy Friday
[10/01/2020, 08:00:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: That's a pretty cool skateboard.
[10/01/2020, 10:47:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey
[10/01/2020, 10:47:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Sup
[10/01/2020, 15:38:10] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aw man I've never been pure gagging for a weekend in my puff.
[10/01/2020, 15:38:43] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wut
[10/01/2020, 15:41:57] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: First five day work week of the year is always a toughie.
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[10/01/2020, 15:46:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ahh. I don't get "in my puff" though.
[10/01/2020, 15:46:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: In my life
[10/01/2020, 15:46:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 👍
[10/01/2020, 15:47:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: This week has gone by very quickly for me
[10/01/2020, 15:47:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Wants a 'boy' who wears uniforms but also wears a suit‽
[10/01/2020, 15:47:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can't make up her bloody mind.
[10/01/2020, 15:47:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just said she likes someone that CAN wear a suit
[10/01/2020, 15:48:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh well that's obv different
[10/01/2020, 15:48:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: So just someone with arms and legs
[10/01/2020, 15:48:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I CAN wear a suit
[10/01/2020, 15:48:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But I ain't fucken gunna
[10/01/2020, 15:48:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂🤣
[10/01/2020, 15:48:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So discriminatory.
[10/01/2020, 15:48:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bit problematic.
[10/01/2020, 15:49:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Amputees not welcome.
[10/01/2020, 15:49:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Unless Oscar Pistorius.
[10/01/2020, 15:49:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And lepers
[10/01/2020, 15:49:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nikki you do love that word problematic
[10/01/2020, 15:49:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Or diabetics.
[10/01/2020, 15:49:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do I?
[10/01/2020, 15:49:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I live the word 'fiscal'
[10/01/2020, 15:49:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Definitely an ambitious guy
[10/01/2020, 15:49:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I also love it.
[10/01/2020, 15:50:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But to say I live it isn't inaccurate.
[10/01/2020, 15:50:28] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: This is literally the second time I've said problematic in this chat.
[10/01/2020, 15:50:39] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Dunno how often I said it in the others.
[10/01/2020, 15:50:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh, snap!
[10/01/2020, 15:51:00] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You trying to peg me as a sjw?
[10/01/2020, 15:51:46] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: He's into pegging?
[10/01/2020, 15:52:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah you’ve used it a good few times, it sticks out because I used to get called it all the time but thehvproper stop fun bridged
[10/01/2020, 15:52:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😏🤤
[10/01/2020, 15:52:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And not that it’s a problem
[10/01/2020, 15:53:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: BS. I just searched for it and it's only been said 3 times and that was in the last 5 minutes.
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[10/01/2020, 16:01:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Anyway, plans for this weekend troops?
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[10/01/2020, 16:02:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Happy birthday ya youngling!
[10/01/2020, 16:02:26] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Thanks :)
[10/01/2020, 16:02:27] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You wearing Britney's bikini?
[10/01/2020, 16:02:47] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤤
[10/01/2020, 16:02:55] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Pics or it didn't happen
[10/01/2020, 16:03:34] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't let us down, Marcus. It's Gabriel's birthday.
[10/01/2020, 16:38:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oops
[10/01/2020, 16:38:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I
[10/01/2020, 16:40:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did
[10/01/2020, 16:40:29] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Is no cunt playing with me? 😩😩😩😩
[10/01/2020, 16:43:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[10/01/2020, 16:44:30] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Happy birthday! Up to much to celebrate /forget?
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[10/01/2020, 16:45:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Why is everyone saying happy birthday and it’s not his birthday today, do you not know that’s really bad luck
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[10/01/2020, 16:52:16] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Have friends over today for Raclette, then I need to plan my holidays (going to china and south Korea at the end of the month). What are you up to?
[10/01/2020, 16:53:41] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooft another holiday? So jealous! I'm going on a Cineworld binge with my mate.
[10/01/2020, 16:54:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m not jealous about the holiday but I’d kill for raclette
[10/01/2020, 16:55:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was thinking of getting a raclette grill, is it easy enough to get the cheese here?
[10/01/2020, 16:58:43] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Going out for dinner with friends but nothing too adventurous
[10/01/2020, 16:58:43] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I just got back from France and brought cheese back with me...
[10/01/2020, 16:59:28] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: It shouldn't be too hard to get the cheese, but it is outrageously expensive here usually. Waitrose/ocado usually stock it, and cheesemongers
[10/01/2020, 17:00:09] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ahh le vol de fromage
[10/01/2020, 17:01:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I wouldn’t mind paying over the odds every now and then, it’s pretty much my favourite meal
[10/01/2020, 17:17:03] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I might have a spare grill, I can have a look if you like? And you can of course get the cheese on Amazon these days, first result : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Raclette-Cheese-Premium-Quality-Grams/dp/B009X6Y486/
[10/01/2020, 17:29:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[10/01/2020, 17:30:37] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Do you eat cheese? I hada a vegetarian week this week
[10/01/2020, 17:37:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’ve had a vegetarian week too and I didn’t even realise
[10/01/2020, 17:38:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Other than the venison pasta thing I had when I went out for lunch yesterday, forgot about that
[10/01/2020, 19:25:36] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Nah, I don't do dairy
[10/01/2020, 23:41:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: People
[10/01/2020, 23:42:04] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah I eat people
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[11/01/2020, 15:06:01] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
[11/01/2020, 15:06:02] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Did they also have cheese to go with it?
[11/01/2020, 15:06:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I didn’t even think to look, was just happy to see that.  Not the style I wanted but i couldn’t say no for £16.99
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[11/01/2020, 17:35:41] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Sexy af Aaron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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[11/01/2020, 17:39:32] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Haha I probably walked right by you, I recognise some of those people. I was thinking I should have asked if anyone else was going
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[11/01/2020, 17:52:39] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Nice!
[11/01/2020, 18:53:10] Neil: Heading to Bon Accord tonight if anybody fancies a beer.
[11/01/2020, 19:54:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Haha probs did eh
[12/01/2020, 09:47:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gave
[12/01/2020, 09:47:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Gabe
[12/01/2020, 09:48:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Guess who’s got a date
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[13/01/2020, 11:33:46] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447919194788 This you?
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[13/01/2020, 11:34:14] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[13/01/2020, 11:34:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: https://www.pedestrian.tv/dating/bushfire-donation-dildo/
[13/01/2020, 11:38:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I should look into how to make a silicone casting/mold
[13/01/2020, 11:44:45] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: @447919194788 how are you making your other things - 3d printing?
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[13/01/2020, 11:45:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Do you print them off yourself or just submit the designs to a commercial printer?
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[13/01/2020, 11:47:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Really need to tidy up, just haven’t had the time
[13/01/2020, 11:48:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Very cool, much jealous
[13/01/2020, 11:48:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So are you an engineer or it tech person by trade?
[13/01/2020, 11:49:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I just like learning new stuff, used to work in IT as sys admin/network admin type jobs
[13/01/2020, 11:49:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s really not that expensive to get into
[13/01/2020, 11:52:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I had a feeling it must have been something like that - I noticed the rack, you've talked about things like password managers in the past. A man after my own heart, basically 😍
(my background is sys/network admin and I'm working as a DevOps engineer)
[13/01/2020, 11:52:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Good eye!
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[13/01/2020, 11:53:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Speaking of learning new stuff, I'm about to start of self-cleaning some cad skills (with freecad) because I'd really like to properly design the motorbike project I'm going to start soon - first task is it figure out how to model the frame. And then as an extension, cad my house remodelling as well
[13/01/2020, 11:54:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Self-learning*
[13/01/2020, 11:54:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I started with fusion 360, personal licence is free and there’re loads of video tutorials
[13/01/2020, 11:54:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh rly
[13/01/2020, 11:55:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I just assumed everything from autodesk was insanely expensive
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[13/01/2020, 11:57:59] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The lifecycle of a Christmas dick
[13/01/2020, 11:58:37] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Talk about engineering porn
[13/01/2020, 11:59:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I envision myself designing & 3d printing moulds for casting motorbike parts that I can get hold of anymore
[13/01/2020, 12:00:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: But to start with I just want to model how things will look and fit together (I'm taking an old bikes frame/tank/engine and attaching a modern front and rear end to it. Plus the stylistic designs.
[13/01/2020, 12:00:54] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Start now! Just try and make a simple box
[13/01/2020, 12:01:17] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye, I definitely will be. Just haven't been home long enough lately haha
[13/01/2020, 12:01:52] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://youtu.be/A5bc9c3S12g

This is the video that sort of made everything make sense in head
[13/01/2020, 12:02:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The rest was just messing around
[13/01/2020, 12:03:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice 👍
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[13/01/2020, 12:04:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice, is that 3d printed or machined? Looks like metal
[13/01/2020, 12:06:15] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Lol they don't put the "free for hobbyists" bit on the main fusion 360 page!
[13/01/2020, 12:06:47] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Just a silver filament for the printer
[13/01/2020, 12:07:01] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Cool 👍
[13/01/2020, 12:07:03] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol ye I had to do some digging
[13/01/2020, 12:07:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The examples on the page show exactly the sort of thing I'm wanting to design - motorcycle front end and swingarm 😂
[13/01/2020, 12:08:08] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: They’ve just change the licence structure in the past couple of weeks, it should be a lot easier now. It was a pain when I did it
[13/01/2020, 12:10:07] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm embarking on the journey as we speak
[13/01/2020, 16:05:54] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Right peeps, I’m looking for a place that does good scran
[13/01/2020, 16:06:04] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’m wanting some quality steak or something
[13/01/2020, 16:06:12] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Any recommendations?
[13/01/2020, 16:21:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Anyone want to give me a lift :D
[13/01/2020, 16:23:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: champany inn, Linlithgow is amazing if you don’t mind a drive and spending a bit of money
[13/01/2020, 16:24:19] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.champany.com/champany-menus
[13/01/2020, 16:50:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Suggestions on getting from Dalmarnock to Linthouse?
[13/01/2020, 18:11:24] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Do I need a permit to park here or is it now permit free she to time?
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[13/01/2020, 18:17:37] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: For me the indication at the top shows that the sign applies until 18:00 then it is free
[13/01/2020, 18:18:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Correct
[13/01/2020, 18:21:56] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's the permit park that's thrown me off
[13/01/2020, 18:36:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: All of the options - permit, phone, machine - only apply 8am-6pm Mon-sat. I've been thrown by that before
[13/01/2020, 18:37:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Most places around the city are like that - free after 6pm/all day sunday
[13/01/2020, 18:37:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: If you use an app like Ringo for parking, it'll also confirm that you don't need to pay at that time
[13/01/2020, 23:53:17] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Anyone still in contact with Jen from the old group? I was going to check in with her and see if she applied to that SWAP course she was talking about back in September
[14/01/2020, 09:54:24] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Don't have her number anymore sorry. Did you have a good birthday?
[14/01/2020, 09:55:03] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It was alright, went out to see Star Wars with a friend from my course :)
[14/01/2020, 09:55:19] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Cool. 😁 Did you like it?
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[14/01/2020, 09:57:51] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah it was fun! Seeing the scrolling text and hearing the theme always takes me back to childhood
[14/01/2020, 09:57:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Stu delivers yet again
[14/01/2020, 09:58:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Cheers, I'll see what she's up to
[14/01/2020, 09:59:09] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Went axe throwing last night in Glasgow. Was really good fun, would recommend!
[14/01/2020, 10:00:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ooh cool!
[14/01/2020, 10:02:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye its a good laugh. Been meaning to do one of their tournament nights as I wasn't too shabby at it
[14/01/2020, 10:03:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That’d be a good night
[14/01/2020, 10:03:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I was 1cm away from getting the double bullseye at the end, was so annoying
[14/01/2020, 10:03:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Right hand got the bullseye, left hand stuck just outside it 🤬
[14/01/2020, 10:04:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Been once already and am planning to go early next month with my pals. Really enjoyed it too!
[14/01/2020, 10:05:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Look for “Stuart angry 7” on the leaderboard!
[14/01/2020, 10:05:32] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I kept hitting the two step throw on the 7’s so it became a thing
[14/01/2020, 10:05:58] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Haha. Nice.
[14/01/2020, 10:21:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The mickey mouse ears were my downfall
[14/01/2020, 10:21:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That was the funniest one, we did it twice and both times I finished it in 4 shots lol
[14/01/2020, 10:22:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: The guy I was with was getting more and more angry which was just making him worse
[14/01/2020, 10:22:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You're a natural
[14/01/2020, 10:25:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’d like to do it again if you ever want to go
[14/01/2020, 10:34:23] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I am working out of town this week so won't make it unfortunately
[14/01/2020, 10:41:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye for sure. Not sure when as I'm busy af at the moment, but def keen!
[14/01/2020, 10:42:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Ye not anytime too soon, but sometime!
[14/01/2020, 10:43:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It was good going late in the day, the two of us had the place to ourselves so we managed to get loads of throws in
[14/01/2020, 10:44:28] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I could be tempted on a weekend
[14/01/2020, 10:45:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It was early on a Saturday when I did it with a pal - same deal, had the place to ourselves
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[14/01/2020, 16:49:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Who’d win.. big cow or a train?
[14/01/2020, 16:57:52] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean clearly the cow has won this round.
[14/01/2020, 16:58:31] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Would you rather fight a cow-sized train or a train-sized cow?
[14/01/2020, 17:00:02] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Cows derail trains so i think they regularly win
[14/01/2020, 17:00:29] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: thats why they invented the cow catcher
[14/01/2020, 17:00:59] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Id run and hide from either. That sounds like hell
[14/01/2020, 17:01:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: We outsmarted the cows
[14/01/2020, 17:01:25] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: It shouldnt be hard. Theyre dumb as hell. And yet...
[14/01/2020, 21:45:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who’s a better ride
[14/01/2020, 21:46:09] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ScotRail or s coo
[14/01/2020, 21:47:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Av been shafted fae ScotRail 10x too many
[14/01/2020, 21:48:13] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N trust me
[14/01/2020, 21:48:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It’s non consensual
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[14/01/2020, 21:51:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Messy if a col changed yi you’d know it’s 100% meatbm
[14/01/2020, 21:53:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Did you guys know the Abellio franchise has been cut 2 or 3 yesrs cause how shitey they’ve been
[14/01/2020, 21:56:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It’s a Dutch company how did the imagine the Scottish weather to be snd hoe munt our citizens are
[14/01/2020, 21:56:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’d choose first as the operator
[14/01/2020, 21:57:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Scottish company, based in Aberdeen
[14/01/2020, 21:59:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Do the buses in Aberdeen snd the were horrendous after a timetable change snd sorters their shift kor pronto
[14/01/2020, 22:00:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: In judge the character of a company by its performscd after failure
[15/01/2020, 06:08:37] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: i smoked way too much weed before that great wisdom i spoke there. please excus
[15/01/2020, 06:08:39] ‪+44 7961 494946‬: e
[15/01/2020, 06:40:05] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[15/01/2020, 22:29:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Dilema folks. I'm in the southside with a phone at 2%. Anyone have a plug I can borrow? 😂
[15/01/2020, 23:29:20] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Still need one? My husbands hom
[15/01/2020, 23:29:22] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: home
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[16/01/2020, 14:30:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[16/01/2020, 14:31:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 🤣🤣🤣
[16/01/2020, 14:34:06] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: My question: where the fuck did he get the melted butter from?!
[16/01/2020, 14:34:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: His hand!
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[16/01/2020, 14:34:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
[16/01/2020, 14:35:13] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I was wondering why body temperature hand butter would make it scream
[16/01/2020, 14:35:29] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah that's also pretty mysterious
[16/01/2020, 14:36:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: In the next one a guy figures out how old a witch is (105) as a way to convince her to marry him. Then he sees she has duck feet, gets sick at the sight, and dies.
[16/01/2020, 14:36:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Amazing
[16/01/2020, 14:51:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I want that book
[16/01/2020, 14:52:48] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I just want more photos of it!
[16/01/2020, 14:58:32] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: It's called A View from the Witch's Cave and it's fabulous
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[16/01/2020, 15:03:00] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[16/01/2020, 15:29:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Soo good!
[16/01/2020, 15:42:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: First one to use "Up with the white stuff!" in an intimate setting gets a gold medal
[16/01/2020, 15:43:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: And then run out the room
[16/01/2020, 15:47:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hold my beer 🍺
[17/01/2020, 15:18:02] Neil: We’ll be in Bon Accord from 6ish if anybody fancies socialising!
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[19/01/2020, 14:54:05] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Whats that magical white stuff on the roof? Theres none of that here!
[19/01/2020, 14:54:11] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Where are you skiing?
[19/01/2020, 14:54:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Cocaine.
[19/01/2020, 14:54:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[19/01/2020, 14:54:48] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Pretty magical. Lets go!
[19/01/2020, 14:56:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 3 valleys - staying in les allues
[19/01/2020, 14:56:57] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: What fun! Have a great day on the slopes!
[19/01/2020, 14:57:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Had a chance to ski yet or have you just arrived?
[19/01/2020, 14:58:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Just finished day 1. Lovely conditions, but shagged out so heading back to the sauna & hot tub a bit early
[19/01/2020, 14:58:30] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Legs aren't used to it like they were last season!
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[19/01/2020, 23:48:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Telling yi, am getting good at this
[20/01/2020, 00:17:54] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Looks good! Have you already sent it? Noticed a couple minor typos
[20/01/2020, 00:18:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Which ones
[20/01/2020, 00:18:35] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I actually rely on autocorrect too much
[20/01/2020, 00:18:52] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: If I see no red lines I just skim over it lol but fuck it
[20/01/2020, 00:19:10] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Oh aye I see some too
[20/01/2020, 00:19:29] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Expereince and veiw were the ones I saw just scanning through
[20/01/2020, 00:19:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Ah they won’t say fuck all it’s hardly an English exam lol
[20/01/2020, 00:20:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Haha yeah I'm sure they won't be bothered
[20/01/2020, 00:21:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nah they’re bothered about if yi can work on a boat and your certification would you have
[20/01/2020, 00:21:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: How are you any Gabriel
[20/01/2020, 00:21:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Anyway
[20/01/2020, 00:27:24] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Ah cool, good luck! Yeah not bad, doing lots of dancing. I've been to 9 different dance events in the last 7 days
[20/01/2020, 00:27:57] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Thats a lot. Getting your steps in, i see
[20/01/2020, 00:29:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yes! Not fitting in much work for uni though 😅
[20/01/2020, 00:36:27] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Haha yeah its hard getting back into it
[20/01/2020, 00:37:13] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Turns out that dancing is more fun than doing a lit review. Who knew
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[20/01/2020, 01:34:40] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: So what’s a sapiosexual, demisexual and asphyxiophiliac
[20/01/2020, 01:34:50] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I’m guessing the last one means you like chokes
[20/01/2020, 01:34:53] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Choked*
[20/01/2020, 01:36:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’d guess so but the other ones I ha e no fucking idea
[20/01/2020, 01:36:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: They just make them up nowadays
[20/01/2020, 01:37:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Fair play if it was actually something but I dina give a fuck once they go past a certain. Point that they are making up stuff ken
[20/01/2020, 01:37:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Or we could just be a bunch of boomers and say your either straight or sinning god
[20/01/2020, 01:37:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: You choose
[20/01/2020, 01:38:01] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: 😂😂😂
[20/01/2020, 01:38:17] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Not I’m MY good Christian neighbourhood
[20/01/2020, 01:39:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So glad I grew up doing this
[20/01/2020, 01:39:30] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: A picture of them sitting on a beach reading news papers
[20/01/2020, 01:39:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Than this
[20/01/2020, 01:39:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Picture of a group of pals on their phones
[20/01/2020, 01:39:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I fucking hate boomers Cana wait till they die
[20/01/2020, 01:40:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Except ma granny she’s funny as fuck and got an iPhone XR
[20/01/2020, 01:41:16] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Nae idea how to use it like and says she could cook her denner in it cause it’s looks like a microwave but ats anoot the only boomer thing she says
[20/01/2020, 01:42:20] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: I bet she’s a wee ledge as well
[20/01/2020, 01:49:06] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Sapiosexual is generally a secret way to say Im A Classist Asshole
[20/01/2020, 01:49:29] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: or at least it was back in ye olden days of okcupid
[20/01/2020, 01:50:03] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Bin her Aaron, she’s a Tory
[20/01/2020, 06:27:13] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: 😂
[20/01/2020, 08:42:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean surely we're all sapiosexual, it's not like we're running around fucking squirrels.
[20/01/2020, 08:43:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Given that we're the only living species in the homo genus I'm pretty sure we're all homosexuals 🤔
[20/01/2020, 08:43:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Plz delete this
[20/01/2020, 08:44:59] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I could live with that.
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[20/01/2020, 08:45:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I mean it’s true
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[20/01/2020, 08:45:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Apparently hetero means different
[20/01/2020, 08:45:39] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤤
[20/01/2020, 08:45:51] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: What a lovely nut!
[20/01/2020, 08:45:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I see she’s got my but already on her, next
[20/01/2020, 08:45:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But
[20/01/2020, 08:46:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: NUT
[20/01/2020, 08:46:01] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: So heterosexuals are the one fucking squirrels
[20/01/2020, 08:46:04] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Gorgeous boots too.
[20/01/2020, 08:47:01] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Are you saying all hetero people fuck squirrels?
[20/01/2020, 08:47:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I’d fuck a squirrel
[20/01/2020, 08:47:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Only if it wasn’t a baby squirrel 🐿
[20/01/2020, 08:47:49] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I mean cmon am not a fucking animal
[20/01/2020, 08:48:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You are tho. We all are.
[20/01/2020, 08:48:16] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bipeds represent.
[20/01/2020, 08:48:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Are squrriels classes as bipeds
[20/01/2020, 08:48:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Surely no
[20/01/2020, 08:48:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Are they?
[20/01/2020, 08:49:40] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ground squirrels and meerkats will stand on hind legs to survey their surroundings, but will not walk bipedally.
[20/01/2020, 08:49:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: They're trying, man.
[20/01/2020, 08:49:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Squirrels are mini kangaroos
[20/01/2020, 08:49:54] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Bless 'em.
[20/01/2020, 08:50:07] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Does that mean you'd fuck a kangaroo?
[20/01/2020, 08:50:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But would it fuck me :/
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[20/01/2020, 08:50:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nah it wouldn't, all the kangaroos have been rotisserie fried.
[20/01/2020, 08:51:12] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: They're probably still warm though 🤷‍♂️
[20/01/2020, 08:51:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: You're posting these pics really quick, Stu. Do you just have a stash of sexy animal pics just waiting for someone to give you a reason to unleash them?
[20/01/2020, 08:51:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Smouldering.
[20/01/2020, 08:51:49] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol, yes
[20/01/2020, 08:51:53] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Charco
[20/01/2020, 08:52:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I mean it worked for Shrek.
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[20/01/2020, 08:52:50] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Look at that little blush!
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[20/01/2020, 14:37:26] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Uuuuh you ok?
[20/01/2020, 14:37:43] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye I just donated blood. 😂
[20/01/2020, 14:39:03] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Lolol
[20/01/2020, 14:41:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Nice abs 😏
[20/01/2020, 14:42:22] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Born this way bbz x
[20/01/2020, 14:45:52] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Oh phew
‎[20/01/2020, 18:21:44] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[20/01/2020, 18:22:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Never I tagged myself from something so quick in ma life
[20/01/2020, 18:22:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Untagged**
[20/01/2020, 18:34:29] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nice work 👌
[20/01/2020, 18:34:55] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Who
[20/01/2020, 18:35:06] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You, obv
[20/01/2020, 18:35:21] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Naw
[20/01/2020, 18:35:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Don’t sit there and like fb memes or wtf that is meant to be
[20/01/2020, 19:48:49] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Tried it yet?
[20/01/2020, 20:08:35] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye. Like proper memes, on imgur - as nature intended
[20/01/2020, 20:09:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Correct
[20/01/2020, 20:10:06] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Although I don’t visit imgur in the traditnal way
[20/01/2020, 20:10:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: My imgur use is solely Reddit links
[20/01/2020, 20:10:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: As is mine
[20/01/2020, 20:12:01] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Some people do tho
[20/01/2020, 20:12:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I posted a picture of me so I could be verified on fatpeoplehate (sorry guys I just found it hilarious
[20/01/2020, 20:12:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I get my imgur memes from quality subs such as: https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIPrequelMemes?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
[20/01/2020, 20:21:41] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Not yet, dinner for tomorrow
[20/01/2020, 20:25:41] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Funnily enough, that's what we're doing tomorrow night at the chalet. Staff night off so they're setting up a raclette grill for us 😁
[20/01/2020, 21:31:44] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤤
[20/01/2020, 22:12:14] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Heyyyy
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[21/01/2020, 22:07:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Lol
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[22/01/2020, 17:19:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I can't wait to see more of this.
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[22/01/2020, 18:00:56] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Some creative spelling choices
[22/01/2020, 18:01:06] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[22/01/2020, 18:58:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Wonder if they know
[22/01/2020, 19:26:33] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Trying to make it easier for all the Yanks looking for Glasscow
[22/01/2020, 19:28:21] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Omg that was my aunt this summer. She tried telling my mom that my uni didnt exist
[22/01/2020, 19:53:52] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahahaha
[22/01/2020, 19:56:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Right guys should I or should i not
[22/01/2020, 20:00:15] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Probably not
[22/01/2020, 20:09:58] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Please continue what is sure to be an hilariously frustrating tale
[22/01/2020, 20:11:37] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I mean my mom was like Carol- the university was founded in the 15th century wtf are you talking about. And my aunt explained how she tried googling it. It was only after about a five min discussion my mom got suspicious of how my aunt was pronouncing the city name and asked her how she was spelling it
[22/01/2020, 20:12:08] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: i didnt know people other than my idiot aunt spelled it glasscow until gabriel mentioned it as a problem
[22/01/2020, 20:12:33] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Glasscow is near edinberg
[22/01/2020, 20:12:44] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Lol
[22/01/2020, 20:13:10] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Your aunt sounds like she would be a font of tales
[22/01/2020, 20:13:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: I thought it was Edinboro.
[22/01/2020, 20:14:45] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I never realised people struggled to spell Glasgow!
[22/01/2020, 20:15:55] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Always made me laugh when I lived in Nottingham and met a foreigner that said loogy-bar-ooga when pronouncing Loughborough
[22/01/2020, 20:17:16] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Tbh that is a totally fair attempt
[22/01/2020, 20:17:26] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: So im from the dutch area of new york. My dad apparently pronounced Stuyvesant as stewie-viss-int. Its sty-vess-int
[22/01/2020, 21:02:41] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😂 my parents disapprove of Loughborough and pronounce it as "Lowbrow"
[22/01/2020, 21:04:20] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ooooh nice play on your parents part
[22/01/2020, 22:55:49] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Isn't it luff-bur-ah
[22/01/2020, 22:57:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: When they're not being condescending they pronounce it as Luff-bra, but I'm not sure how the locals say it
[22/01/2020, 22:57:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Loch-burra
[22/01/2020, 22:57:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think
[22/01/2020, 22:57:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Where is it at
[22/01/2020, 22:57:53] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Luff-bra it is
[22/01/2020, 22:58:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Is it?
[22/01/2020, 23:00:05] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aw fuck it’s in England
[22/01/2020, 23:00:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I thought Ireland
[22/01/2020, 23:00:27] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Could just be my mum's London influences coming through, though she tries to hide it
[22/01/2020, 23:00:30] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 100%, I lived near there for years and have friends there
[22/01/2020, 23:00:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye your right Stu
[22/01/2020, 23:00:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I was thinking Ireland
[22/01/2020, 23:01:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Where they have lough’s
[22/01/2020, 23:02:27] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I think I'm in lough 😍
[22/01/2020, 23:02:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Which is a “loch”
[22/01/2020, 23:05:24] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And  they Pronounce it like us scots do except they... don’t
[22/01/2020, 23:05:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Am I’m sense?
[22/01/2020, 23:06:54] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But in England “ough” is said “nuff”
[22/01/2020, 23:07:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Enough for example
[22/01/2020, 23:07:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Rough
[22/01/2020, 23:08:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And far Am from they are pronounced
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[22/01/2020, 23:10:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Stu, my darling
[22/01/2020, 23:10:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And gabe
[22/01/2020, 23:11:12] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I have to say I really enjoy general knowledge stfuff with you guys
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[22/01/2020, 23:31:33] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I hope you guys think the same xxx
[23/01/2020, 06:47:28] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Always fun!
[23/01/2020, 09:19:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Indeed!
[23/01/2020, 11:34:25] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do you steam hams?
[23/01/2020, 11:42:15] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: I only know it from the simpsons
[23/01/2020, 11:59:48] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Same. 😁
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[23/01/2020, 12:58:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: ⛷️
[23/01/2020, 13:09:22] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🏂
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[23/01/2020, 13:12:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 1cm of snow and people forget how to drive
[23/01/2020, 13:13:04] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 4 wheel drive isn’t 4 wheel stop!
[23/01/2020, 13:13:43] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Sleet is not snow
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[23/01/2020, 18:27:37] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Well here I go into the deep end
[23/01/2020, 18:27:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Remember when that Happened?
[23/01/2020, 18:28:25] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Good luck! This was the one whose job you turned down for a better paid one?
[23/01/2020, 18:28:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: When I was all organised to go to jersey n then chose the other one instead
[23/01/2020, 18:29:20] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Aye well not better paid, but. More steady work for which was meant to be permanent and they was offering 6 days
[23/01/2020, 18:29:28] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But I got a few months out of this one
[23/01/2020, 18:29:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But yeah I called Nnekha earlier
[23/01/2020, 18:29:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: And was like member me etc etc
[23/01/2020, 18:30:15] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N I was like does Noor still hate me
[23/01/2020, 18:30:45] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahaha
[23/01/2020, 18:32:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: N she was like nah I’ve seen a lot worse we still have your CV and your still on the Mallon list and your name is still on top of the tug and multi cats experience and appraisal list
[23/01/2020, 18:33:56] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Sounds promising!
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[23/01/2020, 18:36:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Unbelievably English that guy
[26/01/2020, 10:52:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Wooo, Just got a bill from Scottish power for £1409.98
[26/01/2020, 10:53:16] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: How's your hydroponic cannabis operation going then?
[26/01/2020, 10:54:27] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It gets better. I'm on a pre payment meter.
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[26/01/2020, 10:59:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Fuckers have said I've not put money in the meter since July
[26/01/2020, 10:59:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Point 1. How can I be using power then, No money no power.
[26/01/2020, 11:00:22] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Yeah... Isn't that the entire point of one of those meters?
[26/01/2020, 11:00:38] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Point 2. Where is the money I've been putting in for the last 5 months went?
[26/01/2020, 11:01:02] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Have you called and spoken to someone? I’m sure they’ll sort it
[26/01/2020, 11:03:14] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There is a precedence for them not sorting it. Fortunately the lady took them to court for harassment and won. This was in '09. So they would have smartened up, but memories can be short...
[26/01/2020, 11:03:22] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Do you have one of the ones with the USB key thing or one you put actual coins into?
[26/01/2020, 11:05:14] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I called to try work out why I'm my money isn't lasting as long, Energy habits have no changes, It's not lasting as long cause th fuckers have put the 1400 debt on the meter.
[26/01/2020, 11:05:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 🤦🏻‍♂
[26/01/2020, 11:05:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Nah key that I top up at the garage once a month
[26/01/2020, 11:06:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Thats how I found out about the debt. No letters or nothing.
[26/01/2020, 11:06:24] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Do you use a bank card? It’d be on your statements
[26/01/2020, 11:07:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Apparently that's not actually proof that I put money in the key, " That could have been any other key"
[26/01/2020, 11:08:06] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Other issue is my wife's just closed her bank account, which is where most of the payments came from
[26/01/2020, 11:08:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Bad timing.
[26/01/2020, 11:09:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Glad I don't really pay cash anymore or I'd be fucked.
[26/01/2020, 11:09:23] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You'd still be able to request old statements
[26/01/2020, 11:09:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Sounds like it’s going to be a pain in the arse
[26/01/2020, 11:14:32] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: How in the fuck does loading the key not leave an individual record? Surely the key should have some sort of hardware ID that is registered when money is loaded onto it? Sounds like whoever designed the system was a nobhead
[26/01/2020, 11:14:39] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yea we done that yesterday, Once the come in, I've then got to contact paypoint who don't have a phone number to try get the transactions
[26/01/2020, 11:15:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Well that's the issue they never got any money from 22 July to 19 Dec, Payment company is called ITRON
[26/01/2020, 11:15:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: So the can see I had been topping up and still are.
[26/01/2020, 11:15:54] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Oof
[26/01/2020, 11:16:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: So I've got to talk to the bank, Then try get receipts from paypoint that needs to go to Scottish power
[26/01/2020, 11:16:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And then Scottish power need to chase it up with ITRON
[26/01/2020, 11:17:01] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Once they sort that, Then they will take the debt off my.meter.
[26/01/2020, 11:17:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Guilty till proven otherwise.
[26/01/2020, 11:19:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: They're cunts
[26/01/2020, 11:19:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Have you considered switching and getting off payg?
[26/01/2020, 11:20:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You'll likely get a much better tariff, and the way the companies seem to work is they direct debit a fixed amount based on estimation, settle it up every 2-3 months, and adjust the dd up/down to reflect actual usage
[26/01/2020, 11:21:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My dd has been more than my actual usage (putting me in credit), but I'm probably an anomaly because I don't use a lot of energy anyway.
[26/01/2020, 11:21:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yea we tried a variety of options to get moving but we are literally stuck.
[26/01/2020, 11:24:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Flat has storage heaters so we're got an economy meter. It's setup in such a way, no other supplier supports it. 4 suppliers said ask Scottish power to do X,Y,Z They said they can't/won't so then we couldn't move
[26/01/2020, 11:25:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: To change to a debit, Scottish power want us to pay for the change in meter type
[26/01/2020, 11:30:56] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah that is truly shite
[26/01/2020, 11:44:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: When we moved in, The heating didn't work because the meter was broken, Then the changes the meter, The time clock was broken so we were charge a day rate at night paying more electric, Then they swapped that out and the guy wired it wrong, so it wasn't counting my energy usage.
[26/01/2020, 11:45:05] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You can see why I try moving in the first 6 months of being there
[26/01/2020, 11:46:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What are the blockers to moving?
[26/01/2020, 11:47:03] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Double epan
[26/01/2020, 11:48:10] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: MPAN
[26/01/2020, 11:49:02] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: And that is...?
[26/01/2020, 11:49:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I believe it's a unique identifier for the meter.
[26/01/2020, 11:50:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Oh no I mean moving flat
[26/01/2020, 11:50:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Money haha
[26/01/2020, 11:50:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: The flat were in is below average pricing
[26/01/2020, 11:50:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah ok
[26/01/2020, 11:51:19] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: So once Scottish gas sort out their cluster fuck, the extra you'd pay in energy costs is probably offset by the rent eh?
[26/01/2020, 11:51:42] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: In the same block, our neighbours are 450-500
[26/01/2020, 11:51:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: We pay 350
[26/01/2020, 11:52:21] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: What area?
[26/01/2020, 11:52:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: We are in Airdrie
[26/01/2020, 11:52:38] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It's "3 bed"
[26/01/2020, 11:52:46] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I'd say 2.5
[26/01/2020, 11:52:52] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah yeah that is below avg for airdrie
[26/01/2020, 11:53:12] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I was looking at 2 beds there and they were 450+
[26/01/2020, 11:53:20] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Renovated, but still
[26/01/2020, 11:53:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: We moved here from Glasgow due to pricing.
[26/01/2020, 11:53:50] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Fair enough, not really any other reason 😂
[26/01/2020, 11:54:31] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I got accepted for the mortgage on the house in Roughmussel - it'll be 432pcm (that's 30yrs though)
[26/01/2020, 11:54:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Even with the GHA 2 bed I had been in for over 10 years was 400 when I loved to another 2 bed in the east end
[26/01/2020, 11:54:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It was 425
[26/01/2020, 11:56:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Maybe my view is warped. That sounds rather high?
[26/01/2020, 11:57:03] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Nah man
[26/01/2020, 11:57:27] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's for a 120k mortgage on a 2bed semi in the south-west
[26/01/2020, 11:57:55] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Atm I'm paying 470 for a 2bed flat in abronhill
[26/01/2020, 11:58:00] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Renting
[26/01/2020, 11:58:30] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: House pricing in Cumbernauld is weird.
[26/01/2020, 11:59:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Aye I'm probably paying too much but it is a nice enough flat, has a lockup garage. But I can hear the children upstairs constantly running around
[26/01/2020, 11:59:44] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Really looking forward to getting back to glasgow
[26/01/2020, 12:00:34] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'll be 10min drive/15min cycle to work in Hillington and about 15min days I've from the city centre. Silverburn down the road, Pollok Park nearbyisb
[26/01/2020, 12:00:49] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: My fuel bill is going to plummet, thank fuck
[26/01/2020, 12:01:02] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: That what I like about my work in Cumbernauld
[26/01/2020, 12:01:11] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: 15 min drive
[26/01/2020, 12:01:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Instead of 30 to govan.
[26/01/2020, 12:01:29] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Where I used to work
[26/01/2020, 12:02:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: For some reason I though the 30min commute to work wouldn't be that big of a deal. I'm not smart sometimes.
[26/01/2020, 12:03:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I used to live around corkerhill
[26/01/2020, 12:03:47] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And was working in the east end.
[26/01/2020, 12:03:52] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I moved to the east end.
[26/01/2020, 12:03:59] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Then I got a new job in govan.
[26/01/2020, 12:04:33] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Then I moved from carntyne to ballieston whilst still working in govan
[26/01/2020, 12:04:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That's not so bad, but I guess it depends on what times your commute js
[26/01/2020, 12:05:26] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I have the luxury of flexible start/finish so I generally aim for 7am start 3pm finish - considered the east end for that reason
[26/01/2020, 12:05:28] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Well I started at 7 and I cycled.
[26/01/2020, 12:05:41] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And finished at 5
[26/01/2020, 12:06:15] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Then bought a car and moved to airdrie
[26/01/2020, 12:06:59] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And after about 6 months I'd had enough of the job and the commute, since I had a car went back to agency work
[26/01/2020, 14:24:08] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Does anyone on here do web design
[26/01/2020, 14:24:19] ‪+44 7967 454642‬: Or some kind of programming work freelance
[26/01/2020, 14:24:48] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: What’s the best Sunday roast in the city centre? I used to go to jacksons but then it got shit
‎[26/01/2020, 17:36:42] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: ‎image omitted
[26/01/2020, 17:36:58] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Like action of me escaping the friend zone
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[26/01/2020, 21:07:00] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: F for respects for every bro outdone by the friendzone
[26/01/2020, 21:07:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I dedicate this to all of our fallen brethren
[27/01/2020, 07:14:37] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: How's the weather this morning?
[27/01/2020, 07:19:08] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It’s ok
[27/01/2020, 07:21:08] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Hailing
[27/01/2020, 07:34:20] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Outside of my window there's just an endless wall of fire. Swings and roundabouts
‎[27/01/2020, 07:37:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[27/01/2020, 09:51:17] Neil: Yup, I’m not a designer though, mostly backend, whatcha need?
[27/01/2020, 10:20:56] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Weather update
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[27/01/2020, 10:22:13] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: They roof bars look askew
[27/01/2020, 10:22:34] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Back one is a little bit
[27/01/2020, 10:23:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: It worse that you know about it and have left it. Who are you Satan himself?
[27/01/2020, 10:23:46] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ roof box is adjustable so that still goes on straight
[27/01/2020, 10:24:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: It's adjustments all the way down!
[27/01/2020, 10:24:57] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Alan goes out with a level to put them on. Get up to speed. @447919194788.  :P
[27/01/2020, 10:25:07] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂
[27/01/2020, 14:16:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It is cold like I can agree to that part
[27/01/2020, 14:17:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Maybe time for the long sleeve
[27/01/2020, 22:10:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Weather updaye
‎[27/01/2020, 22:10:23] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: ‎image omitted
[27/01/2020, 22:10:40] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And FYI Those roof bars are straight.
‎[27/01/2020, 23:09:39] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[27/01/2020, 23:10:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤣
[27/01/2020, 23:22:27] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Anybody have suggestions on holiday destinations? Was supposed to fly to China on Friday...
[27/01/2020, 23:24:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 😬
[27/01/2020, 23:24:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Maga
[27/01/2020, 23:26:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

Check this before planning anything
[27/01/2020, 23:26:42] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: South America looks alright!
[27/01/2020, 23:26:49] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: I've heard good things about Peru
[27/01/2020, 23:27:02] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: They have numerous potatoes
[27/01/2020, 23:27:11] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Largs is nice this time of year
[27/01/2020, 23:27:17] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Or Saltcoats
[27/01/2020, 23:28:31] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Could do a nice little tour! Gotta get to Paisley, Yoker, and Govan as well
[27/01/2020, 23:32:58] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: I have had that map open live for the past 3-4 days... Not looking great!
[28/01/2020, 00:09:44] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: @447378782096 How's the weather in Cumbernauld?
[28/01/2020, 03:01:36] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Bro, go to China and build up the immunity. Maybe get it from a corpse. Scottish genes will make mincemeat of that mild mood they have going in over there m. Anyway, go over, develop immunity, come back, announce immunity, create American level paranoia in the news that we are all gonna die, *announce the only way to pass your immunity is heavy sex with the best looking female from each town and village (as only the best genes will guarantee immunity pass-on)*
[28/01/2020, 03:02:07] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Rinse and repeat the bold
[28/01/2020, 03:03:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Don’t forget to tell them once a person is immune it is transferable by exhxnginf body fluids.
[28/01/2020, 03:03:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Mild cold they have*
[28/01/2020, 03:03:56] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: 😂😂😂
[28/01/2020, 03:04:18] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Everyone gets to shag someone better looking than themselves
[28/01/2020, 03:04:25] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Exactly
[28/01/2020, 03:06:44] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Ngl that does sound like a great vacation
[28/01/2020, 03:06:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: So not only Scotland will be save but everybody inthe world will get a fuck from someone better looking. Then of course we all die from the fucking plague.
[28/01/2020, 03:08:05] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Wins all round
[28/01/2020, 06:21:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎This message was deleted.
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[28/01/2020, 06:39:27] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Jesus theres more where I am
[28/01/2020, 06:39:45] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Not enough for work to be canceled
[28/01/2020, 06:40:31] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Barely looks like there is enough for me to.plow :(
[28/01/2020, 06:41:36] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: R u Mr plow?
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[28/01/2020, 06:42:21] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Was at a mates in Abronhill last night and he gave me a lift home just after ten, had to get out and help push his car up a hill when i got near my house
[28/01/2020, 06:43:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I think I need to come out your way
[28/01/2020, 06:43:43] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I think it's going to be the only chance to use my snow tyres.
[28/01/2020, 06:43:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: It’s been plowed already!
[28/01/2020, 06:49:48] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Booo
[28/01/2020, 06:50:19] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I guess I must get out of bed early to clear th csr
[28/01/2020, 07:25:22] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: You visited Abronhill by choice‽
[28/01/2020, 07:26:27] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: He was offering curry and a joint then a lift home, couldn’t say no
[28/01/2020, 07:33:51] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Ah fair dos
[28/01/2020, 07:34:11] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: That is true hospitality like
‎[28/01/2020, 15:30:46] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[28/01/2020, 15:30:56] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: @447932795038 are you on it?
[28/01/2020, 15:31:29] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That is a big boat!
‎[28/01/2020, 15:36:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎image omitted
[28/01/2020, 15:36:29] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: How the actual fuck
[28/01/2020, 15:36:33] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: lol
‎[28/01/2020, 15:36:55] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: ‎image omitted
[28/01/2020, 15:37:05] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Aaron taught me about tracking boats! https://www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/POLE-STAR-IMO-9211987-MMSI-235000500
[28/01/2020, 15:37:15] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Jesus fuck
[28/01/2020, 15:37:37] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Mad init
[28/01/2020, 15:37:47] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: Actually fucking shat it
[28/01/2020, 15:37:51] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂😂
[28/01/2020, 15:38:39] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hehehehe
[28/01/2020, 15:47:42] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: https://www.reddit.com/r/GeoPuzzle/

I do those every now and then, same sort of thing. It’s fun and can get the brain ticking sometimes
[28/01/2020, 15:57:33] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Doing puzzles like that basically taught me Cyrillic
[29/01/2020, 13:08:55] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Damn @447950443271
[29/01/2020, 13:09:02] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Listening to your playlist.
[29/01/2020, 13:09:47] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Decided to Google Maitre Gims because I totally imagined him to be a big white guy with that voice of his.
[29/01/2020, 13:10:05] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: But nope. Slim black guy.
[29/01/2020, 13:11:18] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hey guys
[29/01/2020, 13:11:26] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Today is my birthday and do you know what am doing
[29/01/2020, 13:13:07] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Is it going to boston and celebrating with my former job's 40th birthday?
[29/01/2020, 13:13:42] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Longest running show in american theatre history turns 40 today and the city of boston is celebrating them
[29/01/2020, 13:13:57] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Low I’m eating pot noodles watching a YouTube channel about ant farms and eating 300mg gapapentin pills
[29/01/2020, 13:14:02] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Having the time of my fucking life
[29/01/2020, 13:14:18] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: gabapentin? You wanna take a nap?
[29/01/2020, 13:14:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No I like the dunt it gives
[29/01/2020, 13:14:40] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Thats what we gave my dog to get her on the plane
[29/01/2020, 13:14:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: 3000mg down the hatch
[29/01/2020, 13:15:02] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: lol party safe
[29/01/2020, 13:15:04] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hahah aye it’ll knock out a novice
[29/01/2020, 13:15:23] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But a hardened drug user will easy take it
[29/01/2020, 13:15:45] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: It’s like alcohol without the bad effects and less drunkness but more a high
[29/01/2020, 13:15:48] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Hard to describe
‎[29/01/2020, 13:17:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: ‎GIF omitted
[29/01/2020, 13:17:38] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Love you Stuart x
[29/01/2020, 13:18:20] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Aye happy birthday Aaron stay safe.
[29/01/2020, 13:18:40] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Will do and thanks
[29/01/2020, 13:30:49] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Well have a great day aaron!!
[29/01/2020, 13:31:10] ‪+1 (518) 727‑0444‬: Also you deserve a tasty cake too so dont forget that half of a bday
[29/01/2020, 13:32:24] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Happy drugday!
‎[29/01/2020, 13:55:07] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[29/01/2020, 13:55:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Happy birthday!!
[29/01/2020, 13:55:59] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Hahaha sounds like a ball
[29/01/2020, 13:56:22] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Life ok I guess
[29/01/2020, 14:00:09] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Scottish power are wanks.
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[29/01/2020, 14:10:18] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: When I was in high school I had one of those water sack hiking backpacks, filled the sack with orange Fanta and then ended up with a bag full of carbon dioxide. Was kind of fun to breathe a bit of it to feel the burn
[29/01/2020, 14:12:31] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Steady on you absolute madlad.
[29/01/2020, 14:55:10] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: 😂😂
[29/01/2020, 15:10:19] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Next thing I knew I was in the gutters of Rothenburg addicted to huffing paint. Fanta is a gateway drug
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[29/01/2020, 15:39:09] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Christ normally that would be $120k
[29/01/2020, 19:01:12] ‪+44 7880 955489‬: Happy birthday Aaron!
[29/01/2020, 19:57:34] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Cheers pal
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[30/01/2020, 12:20:11] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Yum
[30/01/2020, 12:20:20] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Someone moved the can!
[30/01/2020, 12:21:14] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: The can is tainted!
[30/01/2020, 13:03:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: The cake is a lie!
[31/01/2020, 15:03:25] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: @447932795038 random question... could this https://m.apolloduck.com/boat/sea-ray-270-sundancer/629060 make it from Lowestoft over to Amsterdam?
[31/01/2020, 15:04:08] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Planning to start a smuggling operation?
[31/01/2020, 15:04:12] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: For a friend, I’m not buying a boat but I want to go on Amsterdam trips
[31/01/2020, 15:04:31] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: If I didn’t have kids I’d probably be tempted!
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[31/01/2020, 20:05:32] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No way you’ve not seen that before
[31/01/2020, 20:05:56] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I think there’s a shop on Byers road that shows that
[31/01/2020, 20:06:17] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Also we used to use it when we was bairns when somebody from the central belt moved up north lol
[31/01/2020, 20:06:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: But not for the purpose that’s written there
[31/01/2020, 20:22:49] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Nah man, never.
[31/01/2020, 23:01:59] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: Let this now be known as the moment everybody’s lives just took a step down from reality and the moment that ruined us
[31/01/2020, 23:02:29] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Fuck
[31/01/2020, 23:02:46] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No way there’s fire works
[31/01/2020, 23:02:51] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: No fucking way
[31/01/2020, 23:03:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: P.s has there ever been anything more hotshot that a huge projector facing the white cliffs of Dover showing the count down
[31/01/2020, 23:04:11] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: 🤣 wtf did someone actually do that?
[31/01/2020, 23:04:27] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: The government fucking did it
[31/01/2020, 23:05:12] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: https://youtu.be/eRIdtMlqwNA
[31/01/2020, 23:05:17] ‪+44 7720 595997‬: If you want cheering up
‎[01/02/2020, 00:14:54] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: ‎GIF omitted
[01/02/2020, 08:57:59] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Anyone good at picking locks? Just closed the door to my flat without the keys 😔
Trying to get hold of estate agent but they seem to be closed, and locksmiths want £110+VAT!
[01/02/2020, 09:03:38] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: No sorry 😢
[01/02/2020, 09:07:26] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: I’m not even at home otherwise I would’ve offered to come pick you up and give you a warm place to wait, sorry!
[01/02/2020, 09:09:38] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: No bother, called another locksmith that's about 30min away. Only £75 this time
[01/02/2020, 09:09:53] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Can't wait to not be renting.
[01/02/2020, 09:11:18] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: That seems a lot better
[01/02/2020, 09:11:42] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah pretty sure that's vat inclusive too
[01/02/2020, 10:08:50] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Is it a tale?
[01/02/2020, 10:09:22] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Yale, night latch?
[01/02/2020, 10:12:08] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Timber or pvc doo
[01/02/2020, 10:20:40] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Locksmith opened with a piece of flat plastic
[01/02/2020, 10:20:54] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Basically the credit card style break in that you see in the movies
[01/02/2020, 10:21:09] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: I'm glad that my new house will have one of those multipoint locks
[01/02/2020, 10:21:10] ‪+44 7950 443271‬: Good to know you're safe and secure
[01/02/2020, 10:21:32] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: There's a deadbolt as well, so I'm making sure to always lock that when I leave now!
[01/02/2020, 10:22:04] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: You got a timber door then?
[01/02/2020, 10:22:18] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: And a night latch
[01/02/2020, 10:22:28] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: With a more secure lock Futher down?
[01/02/2020, 10:22:47] ‪+44 7378 782096‬: Yeah
[01/02/2020, 10:22:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: A good shoulder.
[01/02/2020, 10:23:32] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: They are usually fitted poorly, With a larger gap on the part on the door frame than is ideal,
[01/02/2020, 10:23:58] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: Timbers got a nice bit of flex on it, A good shoulder will move enough to slip past
[01/02/2020, 10:24:20] ‪+44 7578 839495‬: I can neither confirm or deny the opening of locked doors for any reason in my life.
[01/02/2020, 12:12:19] ‪+44 7932 795038‬: I second that motion
[03/02/2020, 21:25:35] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Do any of you know about any like... Communal kitchens where I can make shit? I wanna bake some breads but my kitchen is super tiny.
[04/02/2020, 06:53:50] ‪+44 7919 194788‬: Maybe a class? https://www.itison.com/Glasgow/deals/bella-s-bakery-cooking-school
[04/02/2020, 07:06:53] ‪+44 7974 423860‬: Ooo, nice. Thanks Stu.